Mom brought me some socks from Korea for Christmas.
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I went to The Florida Aquarium today and learned that corals are a bunch of filthy whores.
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Oh, cool, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on! Wonder which episode it is?
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Got my dog a new accessory at a veterinary conference this weekend.
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Me with my first cat, circa 1991
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Fuck you guys.
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And here we have The Doctor depicted in a 1798 painting depicting Caesar's assassination.
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My county issued it's very first marriage license to a same-sex couple this morning.
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I just wanted to play Mario Kart 64.
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STEP AWAY FROM THE RAMEN.
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Anyone in Florida looking to add a mastiff to the family?
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When you encounter stupidity, just remember Tucker's Law.
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Wise words from everyone's favorite late night douche.
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First year as the adult child of divorced parents.
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The new Doctor flipped Robin Hood the bird.
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My old Catholic school friend is studying to become a priest. This was on his Facebook.
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Somebody decided to give Phil a second chance.
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I hope Joan Rivers pulls through because if she doesn't my dad will be winning our Celeb Death Pool with only 5 months to go.
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Going through an old desktop I used while in college for my education degree, found this saved my homework folder.
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I like that Netflix occasionally checks to make sure I'm still alive.
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Doge sitting this weekend.
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Willam is my spirit animal.
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If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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MRW Chris Addison showed up at the end of tonight's Doctor Who
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I love her to death, but all of Cher's tweets look like they were typed by a robot having a stroke.
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I just woke Beauregard up from a bad dream.
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And America's next drag superstar is....
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Solid advice from Jerri Blank.
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My unemployment lasted less than 36 hours.
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MRW I check my phone this morning.
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@BryanMozo and I are both in our mid-20s, but this still happened the other night.
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He would last three days at the most.
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The TV ads for this movie feature the tag line "Believe in love..."
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What I imagine Tom Hiddleston's reaction would be if he could hear us right now.
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MRW my brother gives me shit for coming home drunk and cooking breakfast at 3 am after a very successful payday.
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My deepest heartfelt apologies to my friends who are attending my Halloween party tomorrow.
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After about a 1/2 dozen trips to my college's various offices, this is my internal dialogue.
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When my Imgurian friend tries to get me to join Social Savanna.
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Not a lot has changed in three years, besides Beau's coat.
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The Iron Sheik is just a regular guy.
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I'm not sure what my neighbors did wrong, but apparently I'm supposed to go all Batman on their asses.
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Overcompensating for something?
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The Adventures of Moses in Miami
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UPDATE: "If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF."
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My friends and I need a fourth for an online Cards Against Humanity game.
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What I imagine my reaction will be should I ever meet Tom Hiddleston.
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Beau got a bath, blow dry, and brush out. I think it may be time for a haircut.
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That's enough Imgur for today. Seriously, I'm worried about you.
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When people talk about The Thick of It / In the Loop, it's always about Malcolm. Jamie is totally underappreciated.
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So I've been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix...
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Here's your history lesson for the day:
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MRW I find out that a 2014 calendar of hot Catholic priests is totally a thing.
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I'm yet again a broke college student.
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Dad looked over my shoulder and saw a video featuring Courtney Act on my computer. He said "Wow, she's gorgeous, who is she?"
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My best friend who lives across the state (@inalltheverse) visited this weekend. Watching her drive away back home like this.
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A Public Service Announcement
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