Made a new friend today, I was asked to smash him, and then burn the house around him just in case, this was easier.

Apr 29, 2025 11:46 PM

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I eventually got it on the plant, I hope it'll be ok. Be well Imgurians, stay safe, stay hydrated, and most importantly, stay fresh cheese bags.

Oh... the literal meaning of smash. Got it.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No smash, they eat bugs.

1 year ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It’s your friend now. They’ll keep you bugs free

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

loxosceles reclusa

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Save the spider bros!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a caffeine tattoo?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THC

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not my arachnophobic ass who thought this was about the cute doggo and then got jumpscared by a spider....

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like a harvestman, not a spider. You can distinguish them from spiders because harvestman have one body segment, whereas spiders have a distinct head separate from their abdomen (two segments). Harmless arachnids. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

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(in response to various comments calling it a spider)

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ive heard they die outside anyway

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I’m pretty sure they evolved to live inside houses, so just leave them in the house

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are frens of humans and enemies of pesky insects... Who would want to harm them?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're fascinating, but the wife and daughters are afraid of all spiders, their initial response is "kill it", but they really mean for me to evict it.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is that baxter???

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was confused by the statement at first and it took longer than I am comfortable to admit that I thought you should burn down the dog house....

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Scooby says hello

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww, dog wanted new friend. Good on ya @OP! I wonder if @stonedlikeicheckedoutmedusa has seen this yet 👀

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I have not!! Thanks for the tag!

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They move in herds .

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are harvestmen. OP posted a cellar spider.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All part of the daddy long leg family : )

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you tell them apart

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