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I’ve been working with my client close to 2 months helping him sell his property. I personally collected keys & took them to get copies,helped him give our receipts for rent, gathered signed estoppels, and did everything in my power to help him sell his property. We were supposed to close on the property this Friday for him to start his new life. They suspect he was murdered. RIP Lee.
UPDATE:
He lived in one of the 11 units at the property. I had made copies of tenants keys since several of them were either disabled or had no car. Paid for them out of pocket & was constantly a pillar of support to the tenants & seller. They said he had been dead for 3 days. I stayed there the entire time with his family until they took his body. His next of kin is his son who is in hospice & the daughter-in-law has power of attorney. Not sure what’s going to happen with his properties, but advised said DIL to speak with a title company & real estate attorney. Spoke with detectives & gave them all the info I had on all the tenants.
TheyCallMeJimmyButMyNameIsJames
Kiss that commission goodbye
LetMeSeeMyKids
Very interesting that his will left the ownership of the property solely to you, huh?
LSDWARFACE
As a Lee who recently bought a property.. I’m super paranoid now.
reverendleonard
As a Lee, this is slightly concerning
DropBearAttack
nopeanut
Dang. I'm sorry to loss client.
FACEKILLER
Poor fella..
Painguin
We were negotiating a loan mod for a client when the husband committed suicide. It was approved that day. :<
GlazedHamRiot
A deal to die for
badintensions42
It was the Realtor, in the dining room, with the revolver.
NickRivieraMD
Family member.
EroticZombiePants
The woman that bought my condo killed herself shortly after and left the condo to some random dude.
GoodGameYoungLad
Everything seemed normal until "random dude"
hisdudenesselduderino
Probably not going to get paid now are you?
LovelyLadyLumps
Probably not. I spent countless hours speaking to over 20 different tenants. Shit happens.
uhohi812
bladderinfection
Had about 4 hours of work to do over the last 3 weeks. Still have to finish that last hour before Friday. Peter in bed is my spirit animal.
StankyPankySammich
Lol this is me. Just don't care if I get fired or not because next spring I start what I actually want. So I do my work, but on average++
StankyPankySammich
++I'm in the office maybe 3-4 hours a day. Sad I can get all my stuff done in that time. Just hate doing it everyday. Can't wait till spring
Dehungerize
Believe it or not
mimiziadeh
That’s horrible. My condolences.
Raithryn
Must've been a killer deal.
sifinia
Take your upvote and fuck off
Muneyshot
Was he single? Might have been searching for solace. Not your responsibility, not your problem. Do not dwell on it, not your doing.
LovelyLadyLumps
He was a 75 year old veteran. He had invited his daughter for dinner to celebrate the sale that Friday.
VastSpartan
Suspected of murder. Solace doesn't come to mind
pauliexclusions
Where the hell was this?
AmotsEinhorc
Must've been one hell of a deal you got him.
AmotsEinhorc
But seriously my Condolences. You his family and you.
tomcruisesucks
You spelled ‘killer deal’ wrong
ISmellsLikeFreshBakedCookies
^this is why I imgur
SureYouCanDG
holy fuck, take this post down, it may make you a suspect in the crime..
LovelyLadyLumps
They believe it was a home invasion or retaliation for evicting an old tenant. He lived in a 11 unit complex I was helping him sell.
GoodGameYoungLad
There's no motive she would be sabotaging herself if she did it
SureYouCanDG
if the person died, they think its a murder and this person publicized it before the police made it public themselves, thats a paddlin.
MasterPrime
F
qweesdy
Client was found murdered in their own (locked) house, and OP admitted to creating copies of keys? Smells like OP wants 100% commission!
LovelyLadyLumps
I never said it was locked...bc it wasn’t. The keys I copied were of the other 10 units at the property. I helped disabled tenants get keys
offpistewilly
Hope you got a witness or an alibi
BQZip
Putting a note on his door and losing a sale isn’t exactly the act of a guilty person
jebowlin
There is no Motive here so ...
FuzzyX
There is always motive if you want one like her neighbour or family member did not want her to move away.
Frankasti
What do you think this post is?
JesusofMethlehem
never mind that... I hope you get away with it.
Imalwaysready
It couldn't have been me, officer. I only had 3 sets of keys to his house!
LovelyLadyLumps
I didn’t have any keys to his unit. I was selling his 11 unit property. I made copies of some disabled tenants keys since they couldn’t
LovelyLadyLumps
I had left a note on his door & had a bad feeling. Was going to call for a wellness checkup that afternoon since I assumed he was sleeping
bluemagister
So you were the last person on the scene before the body was found, you say?
LovelyLadyLumps
It’s a 11 unit property.I met with the tenant in the unit next door. Knocked on his door & there was no reply. Left a note on his car & apt
assmaster4000
ArtOzz
Sure. Sure. Say...how'd ya kill em?
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
With kindness
packetdog
With a cleaning lady..
justanotherdoug
The worst way to go.
LovelyLadyLumps
His cleaning lady found him
MixMasterMike83
Was going to call for a wellness check... whatever. You are cold blooded OP. I hope you at least have a code like Dexter.
AdmiralRedBeard
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
So the maid did it.
shullshocked
In the library?
OneTacoPlease
Next to the old dusty Chesterfield
LargeVarge
Jack be nimble jack be quick jack didn't dodge the candle stick
vezlys
Very convenient OP.
HungLikeHorseFly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqLijhBRddo
mnmmr3000
I mean OP doesn’t have any motive... that we know of anyways.
LetMeSeeMyKids
Rumor is the old man recently updated his will to leave possession of the property solely to OP...?
mnmmr3000
Plot twist: OP is serial killer who pretends to be a real estate agent to hunt for potential victims.
jex0
Op actually has a deterrent since this will probably mean they don't get payed for their work.
DeanOMiite
Im also a realtor. We frequently get close on a personal level with our clients during this process. My condolences.
paragraph
I mean, you'd have to, especially if you were also a serial killer like OP.
DeanOMiite
Yes. If. ...if.
justbelowme
I dont trust realtors closing abilities since they get paid a percentage of the homes sale price. Theyre literally worse than csr salesmen
DeanOMiite
We get paid to do a job, and only paid when we close a deal. No closing, no check. You don't have to like us but your argument is weak.
justbelowme
You have no initiative to negotiate a lower price for the buyer.
LovelyLadyLumps
I just saved my friend over 20k on her home & she has over 15k in equity plus a new flundation w/ a lifetime warranty. If a house is 1/2
LovelyLadyLumps
Doesn’t appraise for the value then most loans won’t fund. You have no clue what ur talking about. Most negotiations r usually about repairs
justbelowme
So you helped out a friend. Should i be surprised?
DeanOMiite
A great example of "technically true" that absolutely does not play out in reality, so let me educate you. We make money through /
DeanOMiite
2 referrals. If you aren't happy or think I haven't negotiated you the best price, you don't hire me again nor do you refer your friends /
chrishallett83
Yeah, I've seen those videos on Pornhub.
SolicitedDickPics
Man, as a guy who's never needed a real estate agent I never understand those. Just an odd thing to get you going "Oh, a REAL ESTATE AGENT!"
DeanOMiite
I can attest that I've never had this effect on any of my clients
Conjo88
you mean you never had the desire for someone to go to your ear and lovingly whisper "It's free real estate"?
SolicitedDickPics
You had me at "free" love! #?
Conjo88
https://imgur.com/jcokBpd