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Sep 26, 2016 12:33 PM
VicDana
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Abby4373
Swan Ronson!
AJCanuck
Sorry Ron...I can't hear you over the sound of my bacon sizzling...
prestodigitation
overlyfriendlycustomerservice
Hey! That's not very nice. Sorry. Have a great day guy!
human8060
Pawnee is my happy place.
checkusername
Upvote for Parks and Rec, not for F Canada
theCanadianmooserider
Sorry-Canada
ChardeeMacdenn1ss
zenfiredemissiles
He's so pleased with himself!
IToldNeilToStepFirst
IAintGivingMyNameToAMachine
swear down people on this website forget characters on shows aint real
JohnGarland
"Any dog under 25lbs is a cat and cats are pointless" ~ Ron Swanson. Totally irrelevant but I think of it whenever I see him
hessians4hire
I'm pretty he'd write the same letter to the US for this ridiculous trade war.
corsika
Santa's postal code is H0H 0H0.
Zarf42
Too socialist?
futureman3000
"Dear Mr. Swanson: Sorry about that. Sincerely, Canada."
sharkwhistle29
I do hate that character.
AsFakeAsTrees
You're certainly in the minority on that one
ComplimentGuy
Smii7y might be angry....
BigFatSlut
It's not that when he's stuffing Canadian bacon in his face hole
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
It's called ham
Manorexia
No because Canadian bacon is lying about being bacon just like skim milk is lying about being milk
CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
As a verified expert on bacon. A baconoligist, if you will. I can confirm Manorexla is correct. Canadian bacon is not bacon.
ChocolateSquirrel
I have Ron's laughter as my ringtone. I got a call in the grocery store and some dude next to me lost his shit. That's how I make friends.
hellomagic
Mines the futurama theme song.
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
My ringto- oh wait my phone is always on vibrate
PotatoCorp
Way to go mate!
overcookedonion
My ringtone is Dayman from Its Always Sunny. I get weird looks in public but every once in a while I meet a gem who dies laughing
ChocolateSquirrel
Dayman, ah ah ah, fighter of the Nightman, ah ah ah!
techley
My ringtone is sandstorm
SushiBullet
Mine is "Excellent" *guitar solo* from Bill & Ted.
honestlynotarealperson
That'd get me too. I start laughing stupidly every time I see his face - and I'm honestly about as stern/stoic as Ron in real life.
catfancier
He clearly doesn't know about Canada's breakfast food and poutine or he'd never send that letter.
ulithebearman
Or whiskey!
BifurcatedDickShaft
Poutine is the legendary ambrosia of the gods
PotatoCorp
Poutine is from quebec
catfancier
*heaven
gouriglobbenflobish
at last somebody mentions it! I find it funny that anglos are now bragging about something we've been eating for 50 years... makes me laugh!
faparaka
Which since I last checked is in Canada
FancyHandbagFullOfTrash
Someone send him a big bottle of Crown, and whatever he's angry about should be forgiven.
smolboots
Crown is a far cry from Lagavulin
Toderdj
Is he aware crown is made in Canada? I think that will change his stance.
CorneliusCornwall
I am Ron, send Crown please.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Hey it's me, ur buddy Ron
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
You're not Ron, you're Mr. Belcher or possibly Sterling Archer
CorneliusCornwall
No but nick offerman does some vo work on Bob's Burgers. Hashbrown fun fact
ImMrbulldops
Ron drinks scotch. Canadian whiskey is pretty low on the list
Tofubutton
Isn't canadian whiskey considered some of the finest? I'm sure they could muster up some scotch.
ketochris
I've never known anyone to call Canadian whiskey the "finest". As for me, I like Crown for a mixing whiskey, and then a good Scotch for neat
ImMrbulldops
There's good ones, but there's absolute swill too.
Tofubutton
Well of course, every country has their cheap shit
ImMrbulldops
Cheap scotch is a lot better than ltd