ruint
165435
3025
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Water Tribe,
Air Nomads,
And Fire Nation attacked.
Only way to toph this would be adding some good old fashioned earthquakes into the mix.
Sep 8, 2017 9:05 AM
ruint
165435
3025
85
Water Tribe,
Air Nomads,
And Fire Nation attacked.
Only way to toph this would be adding some good old fashioned earthquakes into the mix.
DaddiBlart
Mexico City my dude
CheeseborgarSoop
Don't forget the Earth Benders in South America just now.
mojo69
Fuck off, we are already on fire out west, we don't need an earthquake. Plus Mexico had an 8.0 yesterday
JohnMagneTrane
Inb4 every wisecracker bully Toph for being blind, and unable to find the US.
KeyClavis
You heard about the earthquake swarm under the Yellowstone supervolcano... right? Over 2300 quakes since June.
imagineacoolnamehere
So this morning we had an 8.0 earthquake in Mexico City, in my hometown we have a tsunami alert and need to be prepared for anything
FreeMoCo2009
We've lived in harmony? Seems everyone actually tries to help when the shit actually hits the fan...
12rt2345g342563
I'm confused here. Is god mad because we elected trump or did he just wake up from a nap and find out gays could get married?
Icouldntthinkofacreativeusernamesoijustdidthis
chonkywayner
Now all we need is a catastrophic earthquake
TennoOperator
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER
Skibearbumm
I swear to God if earth nation attacks!
doctorbees
They did. Idaho and Mexico.
DoctorTurkTurkleton
Didn't Mexico have an earthquake?
OneShucklak
So you are saying that up next is a bout of earthquakes
elchapodelasierra
happened yesterday, in Chiapas, strongest earthquake in Mexico's history
LokiKingOfJotunheim
California is probably like, "Hold my beer. I got this..."
AFelineMassofEyes
*local craft brew
crazycrafter
WAIT wheres earth...
DwigtSchrude
it baffles me how many people think Mexico is either Central or South America. North America isn't just Canada and USA people..
wowthatwasquick
Mexico - "Hold my cerveza."
elchapodelasierra
*"Cuidame la cheve"
tothereandbackagain
HereIGoLurkingAgain
ffilm
So natural disasters are hilarious, got it. Most of the victims don't think so, but hey - anything for a laugh.
ruint
Precisely.
ruint
http://enwp.org/Gallows_humor is a coping mechanism. I don't laugh at you when you cry, don't cry at me when I laugh. Everybody wins.
thewhifflingtit
I like the cut of your jib.
fairybug
Calling it now: the Earth kingdom will attack next.
fandsor
That's the kind of jinxing is exactly what's going to get the Subduction Zone dancing. Stop it.
Johnny5dicks
I mean... mudslides
SkeletonA4RON
Earth nation attacked too Idaho had like 62 earthquakes in a week
RVME
Don't rush the earthquake. I'm sitting on the San Andreas fault.
thewhifflingtit
Well, stop that.
BlendeLabor
Midwest is the Farming Nation
blindmeg
Ahem. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/earthquake-swarm-continues-rattle-idaho-n798946
o11c
Except it's not the little ones you have to worry about.
AFelineMassofEyes
I certainly wouldn't worry about earthquake swarms in the caldera of a supervolcano.
dreadpiratekhan
So now Idaho's shaking AND on fire?
doctorbees
Correct.
ClungePlunger
SaltyInternetPirate
TIL earthquakes travel in swarms!
ZebraCockSandwich
this was my reaction, lol.
doctorbees
But in single-file, to hide their numbers.
spacefoxraccoon
Its like mother natures punishment cos you guys have trump as a president
pdbravo
And volcanoes, you're forgetting Yellowstone is about to blow. So there's that.
Teas
I read somewhere that NASA is drilling Yeller so we don't all blow up, ya?
sifitis
Reports of increased activity were the result of a faulty sensor- additionally, earthquakes would be FAR worse if the caldera was acting up.
HereIGoLurkingAgain
Wait what, the massive doom volcano?
horus127
You mean like the one that hit Central America today?
blindmeg
Also yes. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/earthquake-swarm-continues-rattle-idaho-n798946
elchapodelasierra
Mexico is not centroamerica, it's north america
horus127
Yeah, I didn't realise when I posted that it was in Mexico. Sorry.
venusbelle
Well you're partially right :) it affected Central America but the epicenter is in Mexico
fudgesicles34
or the 5.3 in boise a few days ago
relpmeraggy
Idaho had a 5.3 on Saturday with tons of minor aftershocks. In soda springs. Less than a 100 miles from Yellowstone and the super volcano.
Rivthis
Mexico's strongest earthquake in a century leaves dozens dead
EmilinRose
all 4 major disaster types. 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. we are doomed. TRUMP WAS THE ANTICHRIST ALL ALONG!
NerdieNixie
Or the one that hit Idaho last Satutday and they still are feeling smaller earthquakes and aftershocks.
n0n53n53
That's great, it starts with an earthquake, fire and snakes, and hurricanes
IATTM
Or Idaho the other day?
infiniteflux
fun fact. in the bible the whore Babylon is destroyed because of greed. by storm flood, fire and earthquakes
Kakarotodiedforoursins
Every1 in the world considers Mexico as North America. Except ppl from USA! Think America is just their country and not the whole continent
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
Not true.
haunter64
Sadly some here in Europe even put Mexico in South America
horus127
Yeah, I didn't realise the earthquake was in Mexico. Aussie here. Sorry for the error.
ITellPeopleWhatToPaint
It's not that egregious of an error; the United Nations definition of Central America includes Mexico
ruint
wormyxl
Let's get some edits up there OP... You're on the FP!
NorthRex
Perfect reply.
ArkOfCat
Magnitude 8 quake.
pc404
Equivalent to 8 quaker oats
IHaveAMemeForThis
What the everlivin fuck is going on
ItzEdInYourBed
I like cake yes.
18thwolf
México bitch
therealjimfoster
Whr?
ArkOfCat
Mexico. https://www.google.ca/amp/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4280296
GodApollo
Lmaooooooo were all gonna die
KPopHeaux
shigetsu
up next on "fuck you murricuh" Yellowstones Final act :D! at least that you schmucks will ever see
GodApollo
The eruption of yellowstone will have disasterous impacts on a global scale.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
Send some people to space. When the apocolypse starts we have people in space away from the death and destruction.
pjcraxford
Yeah but then the 100 will happen and that's like 90% filler
attilathehoneybun
Also Equifax was breached. Est 143 mil people's SS numbers, license numbers, etc are compromised.
TomZarekVP
Time for the Year of Jubilee
reyla
Having worked for electrical utilities and other large businesses their attention to cyber security is laughably bad in a lot of cases. Sad
shuttPlanetLord
Sauce?
LokiKingOfJotunheim
In some states, it is free by law to freeze your credit. Definitely a good idea to look into. Only unfreeze it when YOU need it.
ILikeToCallItLostWages
Is that....is that the cyber nation?
belgianbonzai
No, you're thinking of those guys that are sexting all the time.
Paperbagman5
Dude imagine extremely precise lightning bending to manipulate electronics and computers to become a cyber bender!
Waitihavesomething4this
God I WISH someone would steal my identity. Maybe then my credit would be decent
LokiKingOfJotunheim
People joke about that, but that's not how it works...
Waitihavesomething4this
Anyone who stole my identity wouldn't be able to do jack shit with it
IShouldBeStudyingRightNowInsteadOfBrowsingImgur
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-41197831
TheFirstSineOfMadness
Ragnarukus
Or the hundreds of tremors eminating from Yellowstone lately...
Jelang
It's been doing that for the past couple decades last time I read
IWorkInITAndHateIT
World is literally ending and I'm not even worried.
Lamech777
I'm sitting here in Colorado feeling safe, don't you mention Yellowstone!
RelykTerrah
Shit, I'm in Colorado too. The mountains will protect us, right? Right?!
ReLeVaNtUSERNAMESareReLeVaNT
That's pretty standard actually. Montana and Wyoming are some of the most seismically active states
Jupman
It's overdue last time I heard.
MrKirkwood
The three eruptions, 2.1 mya , 1.2 mya, and 640,000 years ago. That doesn't look like a pattern. part 1
ruferto
not in the next 1000 years. it's pretty stable atm
GuardsmanMiku
it's been overdue for centuries
Jupman
Exactly, anytime now.
GuardsmanMiku
or anytime in the next few centuries
MrKirkwood
part 2, the strata that the hot spot is under now is very different than before. it is a thicker and made of craton.
sillywillyfillybananapants
Apparently they want to try a new method of drilling to relieve the pressure under Yogi's home. Here's to hoping we don't all die in process
IWantToWorkForNASA
Yogi lives in Jellystone my man
sillywillyfillybananapants
Fuuuuuckkkkk it's been too long apparently
RNeao
Better than just waiting for it to go off I guess. Unless like, BP engineers are working on it.
AkLonewolf
sillywillyfillybananapants