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LordMotherfuker
Funniest thing I've seen all week!
whydoihavetohaveanickname
19k on this repost? damn
volatiley
✔ "company time" doesn't exist while sms-texting?
Jigsaw68
Only when you're caught
SneakZ
This made me smile
debugging
Omg me too hahaha
ElkOil
My regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
Buttcrimes
asiz ?
msDirected
i'm in UX and having worked with some real d-bags in marketing, this made me smile.
volatiley
United Xenophobes?
Foonbee
Xenomorphs*
Foonbee
Xenomorphs*
TheCorporalNosaj
19th time Ive seen this on the FP ... not sure if this user base of imgur has amnesia or like little kids we are all amused by the same joke
lightswitchxjacksfilms
amnesia. wait, when did i press reply??
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
the second one, but we also have goldfish memory so the first one. so both
vbbhg76
ikr! I said the same thing. -_-
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
Easier to understand than that: Imgur have millions of users and not everyone checks all of it everyday.
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
I'm here almost everyday and never seen this one
Jordee7
This repository is so old those penis should be shriveled up by now
volatiley
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snowb1sp19
Textastophe is a legend
volatiley
You say tomato I say forgoto ✔
photog
Must be part of the PEN15 club.
constamoz
My friend went to U Penn. Class of 2015. So you can only imagine what happened...
DonHartfield
Located on the remote Pen Island.
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MachoNacho95
They specialise in wood! http://penisland.net/files/yourpenisourbusiness.gif
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KelluvaKobra
Another "Once we built a pen so large that we had difficulty finding a box it would fit in." they knew what they were doing
JacobHardy64
"Your pen is our business"
Yujones
PEN15 Club: Biggest Around
starwingcorona
Or the Pretentious Elitist Neoclassical Intellectual's Society.
cognitivemoon
Oh, I just got someone with this earlier. It's always funny to convince someone to let you write that on their arm. :D
StephenMoffatMustdie
Monte Blanc level?
crustlord666
Nice repost bro.
stardude20
I want to +1 because of how hard I'm laughing, but it is just a repost.
elephantocetomachia
I'm giving it the go ahead because OP never claimed that it was OC
u2bist
I've never seen this and found it funny. If you've seen it, just move on.
wealthychef
As a repost crusader, I always let this one pass. It's the friggin' best.
stardude20
Every time! I can't help but to laugh at it!
mavi222
I don't see why not to upvote if it made you laugh. Who cares if it's a repost or not.
Vekete
Why does it matter?
u2bist
I agree. Most things criticized for being reposts are new to me. However, I've seen WAY MORE THAN ENOUGH FUCKING WHINING about reposts.
NorthernWeirdo
Repost whiners are the hipsters of the internet. They need everyone to know they saw it first. Scrolling right by it is just to much to ask.
stardude20
Originality is the first thing I grade a post on when deciding whether to upvote or downvote.
u2bist
If originality is your top criterion then you should downvote every post that complains about reposts.
Vekete
It's a series of pictures, not a god damn essay. Who cares if it's a repost?
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Because after you've seen something 50 times it loses it's impact, so downvoting helps encourage new things instead.
Vekete
No it doesn't, someone who reposts isn't going to just start making new content because some people complained.
IsDisassembled
No, but it'll keep how often you see the same images on the FP to a minimum.
Vekete
And what's the issue with that? Just ignore the post and move on, no one forces you to look at a repost.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Most reposters probably, but it can have an impact on the margin. Though it seems you're just obsessed with supporting reposting.
u2bist
Most complaints about reposts are for things I haven't myself seen. If you have, just STFU and move on. You're not helping anybody.
Vekete
Because there's nothing wrong with reposting, but you guys seem to have an irrational hated of seeing the same image multiple times.
ZachPutland
This has probably been on the front page at least 100 times
NobodyKnowsMeHere
TheFabulousJacquesRougeau
Stop the press! Who is that?!
drainsmith
Google tells me that is probably a musician named Annie Clark and is part of a duo called St. Vincent.
NobodyKnowsMeHere
it IS Annie Clark! Check out her collaboration w/ David Byrne of Talking Heads - very good if you're into that kinda stuff!
fataldistraction
Sauce: David Thorne www .27bslash6.com/
PleasePMMeYourFeet
"How big do you want the logo?" "It's a .PNG so size doesn't matter"
volatiley
*SVG
wheresthebaby
**AF
youresouglyyoucouldbeamodernartmasterpiece
whoever you are, i love you
PleasePMMeYourFeet
Aw. I love you too sweetie.
BadEndHappy
"What the hell is wrong with you!" got me.
StephenMoffatMustdie
my psychiatrist asks this often
DLeeCowar
so much
SeraPlsSendNudes
this is amazing
Honeysukklesue
Seent it.
benjus
Well arent you a special little snoflake?
phoenixborn
Still cracks me up
MotherEffinSatan
To this fucking day it does.
HordeKnight
They found a new guy it looks like http://www.tomatotomato.com/
BanTheEcchiMan
"reDIfining italian eatery" Totally. Along with the vocabulary.
babyporkchops
How does this not remind anyone of the grapist?
godsdamnit
It does.
TheMountainsOfMadness
Every time
LoodGookin
every time
Zucheto
Man.. I'm really craving a hot dog now
istealthetopcommentandrepost
I don't even care this has been reposted
FilthyRapscallions
I believe I just fist pumped the end of a conversation. Wtf is wrong with me?
ethanhawkeye
I love posts like this when I need a good chuckle.
woogigooie
"No thats just a man enjoying a tasty hotdog."
MrChiPigg
This never gets old. I'm a pervert and I'm upvoting this. Wait....
volatiley
It, like you, gets old, you dirty old man.
lastfairdealgonedown
We are having a pervs meeting tomorrow if you want to come. Pants off dance off after name that peeper then candyland.
Imghurrr
I thought once it got too old you'd lose interest
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Hello fellow pervert! How about them perverted things huh?
SuperiorPosterior
It's Working!!
KelluvaKobra
Yeah, they're great because they are just So perverted!
Zanano
http://imgur.com/v9evtsA
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
oh yeah nsfw that...
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incitefulcomment
Everyone was downvoting you so I jumped on the bandwagon.
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
I don't know what you did. But I fucking hate you for it.
MrChiPigg
Me too. Sorry bud.
volatiley
/r/LetSmsTextingDie .... XmppTexting ftw
Elphienis
♻
prattleassassin
ever notice how that symbol looks like a butthole?
madjo
If yours looks like that, you might want to have it recycled.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
DAMNNNN
DatShirtThough
Read it as Tomato Tomato, not Tomato Tomato
BiteSizeThumb
I just saw Tomatesticle Tomatesticle.
kilocron
Pizza place near me called Tomato Tomato. It's friggin delicious.
Blackd0nuts
Yeah me t... What?
rougeasian
Yes
SenorPeligro
For me it was the other way around.
Nidiahk
You deserve more upvotes
Swedsman
If you're having trouble pronouncing tomato, just remember it rhymes with potato
OhMyGodTheyKilledBrianYouBastards
Unless you pronounce it potato..
ObiWontonKinobi
NO IT DOES NOT
MaxWar
Like in yamato cannon ?
dpidcoe
Ah that makes sense now. I was trying to parse it as either Tomato Tomato or Tomato Tomato, but neither really sounded right.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Would you like some Tomato Tomato with our signature Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo wings?
Montageman
I get that reference.
MulattoGelato
3 too many buffalo's for it to be grammatically correct
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Buffalo_sentence_1_parse_tree.svg
tormentedpony
FFS it's TOMATO not tomato. TOMATO. Get it right. Who the hell says TOMATO?!
moroseminnow
Tomatoes.
d3vilsavocado
I know right? It's like when people say gif instead of gif.
YamatoIouko
*flails*
tormentedpony
Dude, no it's not. It's GIF.
ShipoopiShipoopiShipoopiTheGirlWhosHardToGet
I read it as Penis Penis, how odd....
darthj3d
You had it right the first time
ohmegatron
I actually read the different pronunciations in my head.
istealthetopcommentandrepost
Potato potato
happilymistaken
That's funny i read it Tomato Tomato! takes all kinds.
IAmCodyProbably
Oh thanks for the clarification I wasn't quite sure if i was pronouncing it right at first.
proileri
I actually read it as Tomato Tornado. Which would be totally rad.
dipmlxlfla
you and me both
SirSmurfalot
Yes it is definitely tomato tomato, not tomato tomato.
kuhraezah
Oh, you.
Toxinator84
I am not a native speaker. In my head I simply said "Tomato tomato" although I now it is wrong.
nacko
Do you mean read as in read or read as in read?
RoastedSalted
As a former graphic designer, this... excites me.
ImgurCultureSucks
thanks
Janesprutget
I bet working as a graphic designer is all about trying to sneak in penises everywhere
Throwatwong
isn't it just titillating?
CreamAndShit
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rogu3s
Lisa, why?
DoYouEvenKnowWhoIAm
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DLeeCowar
*As that former
petdragon0005
Moist
RhealityBytes
As a Freelance Graphic Designer, that's a lot of effort for a joke.
Dracco
if he can do work like that that quickly, I assume he's making a fortune for his serious projects.
DontTellMySisterISawHerPenis
Or... it's fake.
IReadEverythingInMickeysVoice
Hence the "if".
CONFESSlONBEAR
As a former pervert, this... excites me.
istealthetopcommentandrepost
As a current pervert... Lennyface
CONFESSlONBEAR
I used to be a pervert. I still am, but I used to be, too.
wheresthebaby
+.5 for joke +.5 for Mitch.
DeusCaritasEst
Well, username checks out.
Banana001
This wasn't real was it? Forgive my naivety
NobodyKnowsMeHere
yep, happened a few months ago.
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OptimisticDownvoteLover
Wtf? ._. Thats just straight out- no.
Itworks10
Nah. That's from textastrophe. Dude's doing lots of prank like that. http://textastrophe.com/archive
evantheshrub
If I lived near that person, I would hire him and roll with it.
volatiley
Seems like a similar skillset on 419eater dot com : screwing with nigerian email scammers
queenoflurking
Love that website. Shit's hilarious.