Jul 30, 2018 9:40 PM
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Bonesplinter
Cops are humans too but they should. But yeah, upholding what you dont follow is stupid
MadMupp
Err... You're under arrest
SendSurprisesToMyInbox
Capitalism: you better fucking capitalize on that lawsuit or you're a moron.
Rynath
to protect and swerve...hopefully
TheosThanatos
so under appreciated!!!
Niceicanchangemyusernamethelastonewasembarassing
Its as if cops are people too.
cheezfryguy
Anyone else hear a cash register chime ?
c3792904
Not an excuse but the officer did at least stop, admitted fault, and called another agency to do the report
callmethelizardqueen
Most likely radioed his supervisor who then called in state police, if he didn't call it in it would be much worse.
Chazwozza
Yeah, he fucked up, but at least he handled the aftermath responsibly.
Daphault1
...because he saw the camera.
Chimichanga007
MegaMetal
quit resisting!
StarrryNight
Cop shoots him because he felt threatened and destroys the gopro evidence
ROBOTvsMAN
*stop
TheLastMexicanGrizzly
This guy
Thegiflolz
I'd like to see source on this one
shutupandtakemyusername
https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
Ameatyloaf
Man, he's hit this rider three days in a row at the SAME INTERSECTION!
obsoleteattribute
Damn, that bike just came out of nowhere!
beforetherewerememes
Though I wanted the “coming right for us” Southpark gif.
majortool
There's no proof it existed before he was hit. Schrodinger's bicycle.
vilecomfort
Stop resisting my front end!
YummyDigital
I hope he did not go to jail for a long time after attacking the police vehicle like that
artistandascholar2000
MrFunreal
Does anyone know the story? What happened to the officer
stjohnixx
I’ve called local precinct about cops on phones cruising through stop signs and I’m told VTL doesn’t apply to them. How wonderful.
VulgarBear
Enough lawsuits tend to make them change policy pretty quick.
Kompa
How are people this fucking bad at driving what the hell
tsuname
“Hello, 411 Pain?
CrushTheRebellion
When it looped, I thought another cop had just arrived on the scene and hit him again.
Cheomesh
"Oop, he went over the stop line - clearly cyclist is at fault." -Some Lawyer.
IVIontag
The first time the gif started over I thought he called a second cop and he also hit the biker would've been funny
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
*cop steps out*
*tosses knife on ground*
JerfyMcGriddles
*fires 6 shots in the chest, one in the back*
nigglemaster
Sprinkles cocaine on biker.
Rasdwatrium
"STOP RESISTING"
Alwayzlearning
Phukin dickhead... $ 500 and 10 demerit points and your fired. Go get a job without a mobile !!!!!!!!!+++
sonofcyrus138
I bet if he didn't have it on camera the cop would have blamed the biker and gotten away with it.
t0y4
I thought the cop was about to drive-off after a quick 'Hey, you okay?' kinda deal. Glad to see he pulled over and took his medicine.
MaybeAcat
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/28/video-shows-cop-driving-into-bicyclist-stopped-intersection/853817002/
rhubarbarian
"Among the contributing factors in the crash: Fasanello had pulled up past the stop sign and the intersection itself was narrow..." (1/2)
...Collin Stosberg, of the Missouri Highway Patrol, told KMBC 9." They're so full of shit.
Negative1mAMeatPopsicle
Enjoy your lawsuit money, mr. Biker
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
Or, barring injuries and the property damage was addressed, don’t be a dick and cut the cop a break. Stupid happens, even to smart people.
pandaparty031418
Naa by the time its all done they will say that dude rode right out in front of him and is going to jail for dmging the police car
Chity
who are you gonna report the crash to, the police?
FlyingRhino
Probably have to suffer some sort of physical/pecuniary injury first though. I'd be rolling around on the pavement for sure!
ClassicT
Exactly, a cop totalled my car in MI going through a red light. I had no case because I didn't break a bone.
Kilsim1v
Wtf
nolittleplans
Well no government vehicle is held accountable for any damages while on duty saem with EMT and FD in most states.
nwsayles5772
I actually watched the video of this accident on YouTube and the biker actually didn’t sue
ikeo
Im rather suprised. I support the FUZZ bud damn me if that guy wasent in his own little world. He could have just as easily killed someone.
Yeah it’s amazing the biker only got a few scrapes and bruises
Flyndaran
He probably wants to live. Many other cops would find ways to make him regret suing.
MeatCurtains
What lawsuit money
OneMoreCoffee
Why people don’t post source is beyond me. Anyway, have some puttanesca https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
AdrianDunne
Good that the officer followed the book afterwards, you almost expect things to go badky for the cyclist.
Rothmclear
You are a hero!
MyUsernameHasTheBestWords
You da real MVP
PrPlump
The source, where you can see the cyclist cut the stop line by... a few meters. Welp.
Yoloswagforjesus
The stop line is there to prevent people who are turning left from hitting you in the middle of their turn 1/2
You obviously need to creep further ahead to scope both directions before a turn. The biker really did nothing wrong here.
TagAlongMan
Whore sauce!
EmeraldLight
Aww, don't worry, I got the joke! It was the first thing I thought of!
Yakatakaplah
Do you know why I hit you today?
powerrangerpl
The cyclist got arrested and charged for obstruction of justice. Got what he deserved, imho.
Technohawk
v
OnionCutter
"Are you fucking sorry?!?!"
ectmkfcghgxhhb24
Why officer, was it my good looks or my bike on the side of the road that made you hit me so hard? Sorry bad joke.
Gooseteeth
Pretty dang bad dude. I’ll upvote anyway
you kept me alive today. thank you for that!
Bigemedic
Do NOT give me a reason to hit you again!
braindrill
Exactly what he said... what else would he have said?
killyourlocalrapist
Oh my god lmao
Rectalexam
This was the same top comment when this was posted a few days ago.....
ToasterBaths
As it was on reddit before that.
WeenieSaysNow
I wish I could give you more than one upvote +1
WhereDidMyUsernameGo
I never upvote, so I gave him one extra in your name.
Thank you ❤️
PacosTacos
@ExtraUpvote
PlantrBozo
This☝️☝️
Bonesplinter
Cops are humans too but they should. But yeah, upholding what you dont follow is stupid
MadMupp
Err... You're under arrest
SendSurprisesToMyInbox
Capitalism: you better fucking capitalize on that lawsuit or you're a moron.
Rynath
to protect and swerve...hopefully
TheosThanatos
so under appreciated!!!
Niceicanchangemyusernamethelastonewasembarassing
Its as if cops are people too.
cheezfryguy
Anyone else hear a cash register chime ?
c3792904
Not an excuse but the officer did at least stop, admitted fault, and called another agency to do the report
callmethelizardqueen
Most likely radioed his supervisor who then called in state police, if he didn't call it in it would be much worse.
Chazwozza
Yeah, he fucked up, but at least he handled the aftermath responsibly.
Daphault1
...because he saw the camera.
Chimichanga007
MegaMetal
quit resisting!
StarrryNight
Cop shoots him because he felt threatened and destroys the gopro evidence
ROBOTvsMAN
*stop
TheLastMexicanGrizzly
This guy
Thegiflolz
I'd like to see source on this one
shutupandtakemyusername
https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
Ameatyloaf
Man, he's hit this rider three days in a row at the SAME INTERSECTION!
obsoleteattribute
Damn, that bike just came out of nowhere!
beforetherewerememes
majortool
There's no proof it existed before he was hit. Schrodinger's bicycle.
vilecomfort
Stop resisting my front end!
YummyDigital
I hope he did not go to jail for a long time after attacking the police vehicle like that
artistandascholar2000
MrFunreal
Does anyone know the story? What happened to the officer
stjohnixx
I’ve called local precinct about cops on phones cruising through stop signs and I’m told VTL doesn’t apply to them. How wonderful.
VulgarBear
Enough lawsuits tend to make them change policy pretty quick.
Kompa
How are people this fucking bad at driving what the hell
tsuname
“Hello, 411 Pain?
CrushTheRebellion
When it looped, I thought another cop had just arrived on the scene and hit him again.
Cheomesh
"Oop, he went over the stop line - clearly cyclist is at fault." -Some Lawyer.
IVIontag
The first time the gif started over I thought he called a second cop and he also hit the biker would've been funny
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
*cop steps out*
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
*tosses knife on ground*
JerfyMcGriddles
*fires 6 shots in the chest, one in the back*
nigglemaster
Sprinkles cocaine on biker.
Rasdwatrium
"STOP RESISTING"
Alwayzlearning
Phukin dickhead... $ 500 and 10 demerit points and your fired. Go get a job without a mobile !!!!!!!!!+++
sonofcyrus138
I bet if he didn't have it on camera the cop would have blamed the biker and gotten away with it.
t0y4
I thought the cop was about to drive-off after a quick 'Hey, you okay?' kinda deal. Glad to see he pulled over and took his medicine.
MaybeAcat
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/07/28/video-shows-cop-driving-into-bicyclist-stopped-intersection/853817002/
rhubarbarian
"Among the contributing factors in the crash: Fasanello had pulled up past the stop sign and the intersection itself was narrow..." (1/2)
rhubarbarian
...Collin Stosberg, of the Missouri Highway Patrol, told KMBC 9." They're so full of shit.
Negative1mAMeatPopsicle
Enjoy your lawsuit money, mr. Biker
IAmJuanSanchezVillalobosRamirez
Or, barring injuries and the property damage was addressed, don’t be a dick and cut the cop a break. Stupid happens, even to smart people.
pandaparty031418
Naa by the time its all done they will say that dude rode right out in front of him and is going to jail for dmging the police car
Chity
who are you gonna report the crash to, the police?
FlyingRhino
Probably have to suffer some sort of physical/pecuniary injury first though. I'd be rolling around on the pavement for sure!
ClassicT
Exactly, a cop totalled my car in MI going through a red light. I had no case because I didn't break a bone.
Kilsim1v
Wtf
FlyingRhino
nolittleplans
Well no government vehicle is held accountable for any damages while on duty saem with EMT and FD in most states.
nwsayles5772
I actually watched the video of this accident on YouTube and the biker actually didn’t sue
ikeo
Im rather suprised. I support the FUZZ bud damn me if that guy wasent in his own little world. He could have just as easily killed someone.
nwsayles5772
Yeah it’s amazing the biker only got a few scrapes and bruises
Flyndaran
He probably wants to live. Many other cops would find ways to make him regret suing.
MeatCurtains
What lawsuit money
OneMoreCoffee
Why people don’t post source is beyond me. Anyway, have some puttanesca https://youtu.be/QoSOEtzWPlU
AdrianDunne
Good that the officer followed the book afterwards, you almost expect things to go badky for the cyclist.
Rothmclear
You are a hero!
MyUsernameHasTheBestWords
You da real MVP
PrPlump
The source, where you can see the cyclist cut the stop line by... a few meters. Welp.
Yoloswagforjesus
The stop line is there to prevent people who are turning left from hitting you in the middle of their turn 1/2
Yoloswagforjesus
You obviously need to creep further ahead to scope both directions before a turn. The biker really did nothing wrong here.
TagAlongMan
Whore sauce!
EmeraldLight
Aww, don't worry, I got the joke! It was the first thing I thought of!
Yakatakaplah
Do you know why I hit you today?
powerrangerpl
The cyclist got arrested and charged for obstruction of justice. Got what he deserved, imho.
Technohawk
OnionCutter
"Are you fucking sorry?!?!"
ectmkfcghgxhhb24
Why officer, was it my good looks or my bike on the side of the road that made you hit me so hard? Sorry bad joke.
Gooseteeth
Pretty dang bad dude. I’ll upvote anyway
TheosThanatos
you kept me alive today. thank you for that!
Bigemedic
Do NOT give me a reason to hit you again!
braindrill
Exactly what he said... what else would he have said?
killyourlocalrapist
Oh my god lmao
Rectalexam
This was the same top comment when this was posted a few days ago.....
ToasterBaths
As it was on reddit before that.
WeenieSaysNow
I wish I could give you more than one upvote +1
WhereDidMyUsernameGo
I never upvote, so I gave him one extra in your name.
WeenieSaysNow
Thank you ❤️
PacosTacos
@ExtraUpvote
PlantrBozo
This☝️☝️