Until death do us part

Jul 23, 2016 10:49 AM

Kshandoo

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You have no right to do this to my emotions

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Joke's on them. I picked destroy.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

No one else has commented on it. I want an omnitool cane/walking stick.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Wow, this was uplifting. Then really fucking depressing.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like the omi tool cane. Nice work.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

this art style looks super familiar. Any id on artist?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

kinda looks like http://www.meekcomic.com/. Something about the noses.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a mix. Most are http://makanidotdot.tumblr.com/ but #2 is http://siiins.deviantart.com/art/Joker-and-EDI-and-fun-309587252.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got synthesis. So, immortality

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

We'll bang ok?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is this ?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And that's why i choose the synth (green) ending. The nanobot merging (if i understood it right) could make immortal and healthy.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And maybe make her fertile.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WELL, IF IT'S PROGRAMMED TO LOVE YOU, IS IT REALLY LOVE?

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 18

IF IT'S PROGRAMMED TO DO SOMETHING IS IT REALLY DOING THAT SOMETHING

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What is love?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By definition, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

IS ALL BANANAS ACTUALLY SCALES OR ARE WE PROGRAMMED TO SEE THEM AS SUCH ????

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's programmed to really love you, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She wasn't programmed to love him, EDI was a true AI free thought and choices, she chose to love him. She grew to love him.

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

It's a Futurama joke

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your love is just chemicals in an analog computer. As long as the AI is complex enough, why wouldn't it be?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

a sex robot of this capacity would be devastating to the population of the earth

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Women FEAR her! Click to find out her secrets!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Have you not seen quarians though? Them's birthing hips.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Too bad a little oral will give the offering party seizures/death.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it won't; merely an allergic reaction (albeit a severe one) until they get used to you. Simple solution - just keep pounding it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's really sweet. Unfortunately, I chose to destroy the reapers. Paragon all the way through until that choice. No regrets.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Red is totally paragon ending. Tough choices, true, but re-writing everyone's existence without their consent is messed up.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I assumed the reapers were lying to try to stop me from killing them. Then I modded the stupid choices out altogether. Better ending for it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Elaborate pls, I need the ending that that doesnt make me choose between three colored flashing lights. Where can I get it?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And if the link don't work, Nexus Mods and look for Johnp's alternative MEHEM - takes all the suck out. Read the instructions carefully.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who are these people?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

These are characters from a video game series called Mass Effect. I highly recommend playing it!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

leave

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Come now, we must be kind and educate.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Joker and EDI from Mass effect 3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bicentennial Woman

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Little mister?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Robosexualility is blasphemy. No on Prop ∞

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

That = Truth!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oi, this guy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate you @OP for giving me sadness, but also joy about them two

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Pretty sure Joker would be at least a Rear Admiral after ME3. Can see Miranda takeover the Alliance Black Ops, Ashley an Admiral

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Ashley's dead. No regret.

10 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

How can smoldering embers become a general?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ash didn't have many leader qualities, at least to me. Abrasive, space racist, didn't think much outside the box. Just a solid soldier. 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

You never actually played the games did you?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Honestly I don't even know why they made her a SPECTRE. Good fighter but none of the intelligence or hard decision making of Shepard. 2/?

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

And I even sort of regretted romancing her in ME3. In ME1 she was a flawed person but good at heart and challenged the status quo. 3/?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In ME3 she has dolled up hair and ZERO growth as a character. I learned exactly nothing new about her. All I did was meet her sister. 4/?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is her entire story in ME3. As opposed to Garrus who is still being fucking awesome. ME3 nearly ruined Ash and made her a boring 5/?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ashley's dead, Miranda's dead. Didn't feel a fucking thing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one from the first three's coming back, and I shot Ashley in her fucking face.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except after the destruction of the mass relays civilization would collapse because the galaxy's entire infrastructure depends on them.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They rebuilt them. Like, it's actually canon that it's rebuilt

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It would be like if all the oil in the world just disappeared one day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why? He was a pilot, not a commander or leader.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

uh, pilots end up as leaders a /lot/

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not joker, he loved to be pilot and he loved his ship aka EDI

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not to mention it's all he wanted to do, he loved flying.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ashley is a marine so General would be her end career path.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*cough*Red Ending*cough*

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

I've formulated a theory on why EDI actually survives even the Red Ending, so that is my headcanon for now.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh? Please, tell me! I like hearing new ideas :D

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

http://pastebin.com/DcRdtGWr For how she comes back, I picture this:

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a counterpoint, fuck you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My game fucked up so when i got red ending it showed EDI coming out of the ship with joker, garrus and liara. Twas weird.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Wait aren't you a robot?" "No, I'm just a cosplayer."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*cough*Mehem*Cough*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Literally replayed the whole last hour when I realised EDI died

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I fucking hate that they don't let you save AT ALL before choosing so you have to redo the whole damn mission! GAAAAH

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I choose to believe that Joker, the best fucking pilot in the universe, outran the blast wave. We never see it hit the Normandy, and (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he just hit any coordinates he could think of and shot himself to the Batarian system... where there is no Relay anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So you guys do know what happens in the blue ending right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One true ending.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I'm all for love and peace, but if I have to kill EDI for that ray of hope that Shepard might make it back home to Tali, Imma fuckin do it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why I couldn't go through with the Destroy option.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

She's the ship, though. Isn't the ship still intact? They'll just rebuild her, no probs.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh crap, I never even thought of this. You have pulled my emotions from sad to hopeful... thank you lol.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually EDI states in mass effect 3 that the ship was still operational and could fly before was inserted into it.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well... MEHEM Destroy still keeps EDI and Geth intact, so

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really? How so?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fanfiction.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AFAIK, MEHEM doesn't destroy Relays but only kill Reapers, also keeps Shep alive. So no dead EDI, nor Geth.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't think that's how it worked, pretty sure the geth are dead, EDI's body might be dead too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Clank* ow... *clank* ow... *clank* ow...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Anyone else remember that joker had a crippling bone disease?

10 years ago | Likes 1533 Dislikes 3

"Take my love, take my land, take me where i cannot STAND. But you can't take the sky from me..."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

fo sho bro.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea but if you read his profile he has Cerberus implants that make him much less fragile, so he can walk and move semi normally.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I always hated that they used the same models cause he's super jacked but can't walk without breaking a bone.

10 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 0

He can walk, he just has to be careful

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Originally his model was supposed to be very thin and sickly looking but they scrapped that idea because they didn't want to make a new body

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Cerberus did something to him so his health somewhat improved

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

That's never said in game, just an accepted explanation since in ME1 he said he needed crutches just to walk.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cerberus did some stuff to help fix him. He hobbled around the ship in that one me2 mission and walks around the citadel in me3.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Vrolik Syndrome, aka Brittle Bone Disease.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

heh, yea. if he stepped the wrong way his bones would shatter. those were the days.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Not after the neutral ending, the mix of biological and artifical materials most likely healed him

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

yeah but the ending they really wanted was the "fuck everything" story

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I didn't really like any of the endings, to be honest.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

That's the worst one and makes Shepard look like an indecisive knob.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Honestly, the destroy ending is pretty fucking awesome if you believe in the indoctrination theory.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Isn't the biggest prove for the theory, that if, with a near perfect score, you choose red it plays an extra clip of an N7 armor moving.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. And it ONLY happens then. Basically proves that the end of ME3 was in sheppards head. I could do a big post on it for research purposes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I think that's why he's leaning on her like that in #2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah sex with him would be bone breaking. Then again, can EDE have sex either?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Take my love, take my land, take me where i cannot STAND. But you can't take the sky from me..."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My only regret is... I forgot to cure boneitis

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

yep loved his jokes about it though. "dont ask me to get up and dance unless you like the sound of snapping shin bones."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bonitis?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oestogenis Imperfecta... Yeah a sad disease...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's hard, but it beats spina bifida and more severe cases of cerebral palsy. Truth told, I'm grateful for my situation.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. I have it. Married last year, wife gave birth to our daughter a week ago. Life is good. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow that's just amazing ! Congrats !

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that mission where you have to sneak around the ship, shuffling around murder aliens....

10 years ago | Likes 521 Dislikes 0

"Hey, remember Joker? What a tool that guy was. Remember when he plugged in the overlord?"

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

We have to spend all day computing Pi, that tool

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

ME 2 was great. Sad though Collectors fucked up

10 years ago | Likes 187 Dislikes 4

Assuming direct control!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still think 1 was amazing and 3 was decent. 2 was a low point. Story all over the place. Terrible game mechanics introduced.

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 46

As a big fan of the series I agree with you

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Loved the Mako in 1 and was pleasantly surprised by how well the multiplayer was in ME3

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I agree on the mechanics. The combat in 2 felt so weird to me and I didn't enjoy it nearly as much.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Really? I liked the character development of 2 over 3.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

2 had some incredibly well done characters. Probably the best personal stories out of all 3 imo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oi, stop down voting a dissenting opinion. He's adding to the conversation not being an ass

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

Downvotes are for things you don't agree with or whatever you want. Don't let me tell you what to do.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

People don't know the difference these days

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ass

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

2 was way better than 1 and the mechanics were arguably better than 3

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

The combat was bad to me. The ammunition mechanic and the terrible thing they did with powers just... Dragged it down.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I never look forward to replaying ME2 simply due to the thermal clip BS. It's technological regression.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 4

They could've kept that and add the thermal clips as a way to instantly cool it, but still be able to 'reload' slow without any of them. smh

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Calm down, Conrad.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

*Commander Shepard cosplay intensifies*

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"remember when you could just slap omni gel on something?"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Having never played ME1, how did they handle ammo and gunplay in those games?

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

More importantly, abilities had their own cooldowns. An adept could control an entire battle.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You keep firing until your gun overheats then its cools down then you shoot some more (1)

10 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

You had no ammo, but there was an overheat bar that filled up the more you shot. If it hit the top your weapon would jam for a bit.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I also found funny how Shepard, having just awoken after 2 years dead, immediatelly knows that gun needs a thermal clip without even firing

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

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10 years ago (deleted Aug 6, 2016 5:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He doesn't. You're told at the start.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1) Pretty sure in the lore they exist simultaneously, it was just decided by militaries that the clips were more reliable, consistent. They

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees"

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

yeah, most of these pics don't make sense unless it's the synthesis ending and his bones have been synthetically reinforced

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Ahh, the green ending...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's stated in the game that he can move around if he's gentle and EDI is a support robot (technically) and can be seen holding him up here

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't he (and every other organic being) be immortal, with Synthesis? Can't remember...

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yep. The only endings these are possible is Control, or highly unlikely Refuse, they could have hid away from Reapers but unlikey.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

no, they're still functionally mortal, they just die a lot slower, physical wear and tear is always a factor

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Edi talks about going towards immortality, not achieving it through synthesis. You're right.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Build new bodies! Upload consciousness!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What game is this?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mass effect

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buddy, if you like RPGs and sci-fi universes, you're in for a real treat. You've got 7 months to play the Mass Effect trilogy before 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the 4th installment comes out. It is quite possibly my favorite game series and universe of all time. Oh, and you get to bone blue aliens.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No no, you literally get mind-fucked by the blue alien. Also, blue alien is best alien.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah he definitely broken a bone in that 2nd pic, and he likely would've died at an early age than the comic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not all people with OI die young. Depends on your type, lifestyle and general health level.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you read his profile he got Cerberus implants that allow him to walk and move and make him a lot less fragile. Future Deus ex Machina!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot less fragile but he was still super vulnerable

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well it's the future, they can always say bones in the future are super stronger than bones now or some bs writing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just go full Injustice and give everyone a super pill

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

His aonly regret is that he had bonitis

10 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Too busy being an 80s guy

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Literally laughed out loud here

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for Futurama

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

dun dun Dun dun dun DUN DUN dun dun Dun Dun dun DUN DUN

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WE CAN DANCE

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that mayo mixed with incurable diseases?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

im not proud of it but a woman without hormones and an off button sounds pretty amazing tb

10 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 36

Not all women are like that >_> Just like all men arent like you! :D

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

h

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That turns me off

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What about an ON button?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She's still a person though. You wouldn't turn a person off.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

yet i seem to manage to do so all the time:P she might be, still a machine...all depends

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

you underestimate my power

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

well, maybe you wouldn't.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Meh, it wouldn't be the first time I've turned someone off

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Trust me, us hetero women have our own improvements that we'd want for a male robot.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 6

I'm pretty robotic, so that must make me a better choice than other males.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Inbuilt mirror? Cash dispenser? *ducks for cover*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thankfully, women can hold jobs now and we don't need men for money.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some don't get jokes though.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some men think they're funny when they're actually unoriginal and boring.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no off-button? especially on the audio/recordingsystem

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

There definitely needs to be an off button, for sure.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck I'd like to have an off button for my hormones

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure every woman does

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, because there are women who understand hormones and know that a depletion of estrogen would be a very bad thing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have PCOS. I get it. But I'd like to shut off crazy bitch mode once in a while.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Having only testosterone would only make you more aggressive. Also, hairy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone's reason to choose synthesis over destroy...

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Excuse you, there was no way I was going to turn on Legion's buddies, not after I shot him in the face 'cos I couldn't handle losing Tali.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Never did they way that both survive?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Evidently I fucked it up, and ME3's ending killed my desire to replay the series about as fast as the bomb killed Ashley on Virmire.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just got the low down about it from my bf. Yeah that seems pretty shitty (sorry im a dragon age chick)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've been told that the Citadel DLC is good enough to take away that taste of shit on my mouth, but that means giving them money.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd bang a ship not gonna lie.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Oi, summa dem are purdy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I've seen that anime

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I've read that...dou...manga. Yeah that manga...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SimpsonsFuturama did it. (And yes, probably about thirty anime settings.)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wow, yeah, let's leave that trick to the 2Ds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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ohthatsterrifying.gif

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

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Thanks buddy.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never seen this gif. Laughing too hard right now. + as many 1s as possible

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never seen this one!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was really scared the eyes would come out

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the source of this?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dont have the source, but its from a norwegian comercial.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We get sad when animals die because they don't live as long as us so are robots going to be sad cuz we don't live as long as them.

10 years ago | Likes 458 Dislikes 4

Depends if they are any good at empathy or not.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

deep af

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bruh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If we have the tech to create robotic sentient beings , our tech / medical advancements should allow us to live a long time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll be sad because they would need to go out and get another human slave.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If they have some form of AI in them pretty sure they can develop the emotion

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mayne because they know this. They will think of our deaths the way we think of our pets death. Sad but we get over it relatively fast

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if they kill us first! :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Appliances break down all the time

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think they'll probably pity us more than be sad for us, once they are to the point of emotions and free thought at least.

10 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 1

It probably depends on the robot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well if they had emotions equivalent to a human they would feel grief for lost love ones.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Pitying us would be feeling sad for us...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pity is more feeling sad about us, not for us.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You want to go see Bicentennial Man. Go.

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watched that alone when I was like 8. Was not ready for those feels.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeeaaah. Not a kid movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/RGVTPXMikgg - the best scene in the movie, IMHO.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lol, I remember that scene!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, Galatea. Drove Andrew up the wall whenever she could, but she did stick by his side to the end.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Robot are robot, they can't be "sad", they can only emulate the feeling of sadness if they are programmed this way

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's not long since scientists believed that animals can't have real emotions. Nowadays, it's widely accepted that at least some of them do.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Animal are living being, emotion are made by chemical not by mere programs

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why? If they have free thought and can reason, why can't they have emotional attachments to things, and then from that get sadness.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They are still robot, even if they have free though their emotion would be logical only (then again it's my opinion i force no one to agree)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get what you mean, but I'm sure AI can get so advanced they'd have the same problems with their minds as we have.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There still the problem of being an AI, 'emotion' 'memory' etc are easily removed or changed, We can't really say it's the same as us then.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Aug 10, 2016 3:30 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yeah no that's not how it work, there difference between programmed and what you talk about imo.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A better analogy would be plastic surgery. You add something fake to your body and consider it your body, but it's still fake

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10 years ago | Likes 192 Dislikes 1

Dwoooo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's your answer.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No way. I'll be the first dude to sign up to be an android and live foreva.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would robots live long, though? Computers become outdated and replaced within only a few years, same for most technology.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

If AI tech progresses to a point that they can be sad, I think we'll do more upgrades rather than replacements.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just like we will, unless the robots or we kill us.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I was programming a robot like this, I'd try to make sure they could cope with grief better than humans can.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

So long as a being can feel happiness about something, it will feel an equal amount of grief once that something is gone.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they would think of our deaths like how we think of our pets death

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have to be careful with that. We don't want AI to be too inhuman. Grief is part of what makes us human & sharing that would be a gift.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I'm not saying that they shouldn't FEEL grief. Just that they don't fall into crippling depression when they outlive everyone they love.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Personally, I'd prefer it if robots are utterly devastated by people dying. That way, they are less likely to kill us.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Synthetic organisms would likely have a higher respect/understanding for Life.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. They might be utterly self-serving.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course they should hate people dying but if I make something that will outlive its loved ones, I want them to reach acceptance eventually

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or they'd eradicate humans so they would never have to suffer it again.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OOOOH I SMELL A SCI FI STORY TOTALLY FUCKING STEALING THAT

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just don't ruin it with poor budget and zero ability.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By the time robots will have their own concious mind we will already live in a world where humans live more than enough. Scientists say 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just cant wait until our tech allows us to upload our consciousness onto computers to have true virtual reality.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...that by 2028 we will be able to change old bodyparts to new ones

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This seems plausible. But 2028 seems to soon.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They say the first person to live to 1000 may already be born.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it was only 150

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ohhhh I like this! Could be. Neat-o!!!! :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does literally no one else want that fucking Geth Ferret in #9 ?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 2

fuck yes

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YES

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know I do.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I did. 'Would be better than that fucking Space Hamster.

10 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

Kibbles is a Goddamned National Treasure you shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking space hamster? Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fans of Spelljammer would disagree with you. There are dozens of us, DOZENS!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"She messed with my hamster, guys. It's personal."

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The BOULDER concurs.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

The legend is true, the BOULDER is alive

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey, nobody bad mouths the space hamster!

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

He moved my hamster, now it's personal

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

"You DARE insult Boo? Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!! RAAAARGH!!!!" - Minsc

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The thing that always bugged me about the geth is 1) the word is too short for its meaning (unless it's an acronym) and 2...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How is "geth" too short to mean "servant"?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

why the fuck it take so many of them to move ONE body around? Why's it take 14,000 programs for one combat platform?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's more they require a certain number of programs to reach sentience, not to move a combat platform. Could be wrong, still on ME2.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This-- The Geth platforms do a lot more than simply walk around and shoot, they're entirely sentient.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yeah, but like...why's it take so many of them to build up that consciousness?

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