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“I would like to speak to the CEO of humanity”
Sep 23, 2019 11:25 PM
TheJazzButcher
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TarrkertheNewt
My wife and her friend are the general and assistant managers at a retail store. They were both laughing their asses off at this one :)
HeatFromFire
It leaves a trail of expired coupons in its wake.
HeresShaco
Really karen your a little late to storm area 51
SteersAndQueers
"You just lost a customer and I'm gonna tell everyone not to shop here."
Intentionallysapphic
Well I guess Karen is really fed up now.
jungleofthesenses86
Jgigglez
Let me speak to your president
Shoutrr
stores managers and stores fault for enabling them and creating the monster
TheHaloFollower
littlewongkid
KAREN COMING IN HOT
fja3omega
gostoso666
Danger of papercuts from swirling coupons
Nalianna
Jesus. Trump is gonna need a bigger sharpie
wheeledPhoto
You’re fired for saying that. Collect your things and prepare to be twittered.
Nalianna
oh no, i tremble.
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
And yet Corporate would still tell them to wait until the eye is right on top of them, before they can leave, or they're fired.
Gingerking11
MacDaddySmitt
The final boss
Xallen88
That's who she wants to speak to
Sassmachine
I'm imagining an overnight walmart support manager, a publix manager, a mcdonalds shift lead, and a target team member holding hands.
darthstormer
Okay, that honestly got a yelp of a laugh out of me. Take your up-vote.
arebenji
"LET ME SPEAAAAK TO THE MAAANAAAAGGGEEERRR"
HonchKing1
Surprise b****!! I am the manger!!
bigdog838
kaleldc86
Whatever the expectations are, Karen is going to be a real disappointment.
smartguy1196
Hello I'd like to speak to the CEO of humanity
catsandcoke
I am very disappointed in the customer service of humans! Can’t they even pick up the trash?! Your planet is filthy.
LaCroixIsGross
That’d be Tom Hanks.
mknoxx
Ok I've got the zuckerberg on the line
troubleswhatyourein
That is just too good. I'm stealing it.
XSioniusX
I don’t care what anybody says. U just won lol
ChampagneSupernovaInTheSky
ColloniusMonk
Missing some black sharpie, otherwise perfect
wlfman
Oh geez it's gonna hit Alabama!!
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
wlfman
Top shelf friend.
CatatonicCowMoo
I wish I could send you chocolates or a pizza or something. Fucking amazing.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
If you're serious, send a bag of quality dog food to a local shelter :)
CatatonicCowMoo
Okay, will do!