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Dec 14, 2015 9:10 PM
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CookingBaconDrunkAndNaked
These remind me of honest trailers. I like these.
Rivergra
That last one was savage.
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
Must follow trend!!
DarkAndMysteriousInternetGuy
Estranged father blows up foreign country looking for daughter that can't follow simple safety guidelines while travelling abroad.
Razz50
All of those films have Adam Sandler... oh
OneCraftyHooker
Favorited for the Adam Sandler one
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Eehhh 50 First Dates was a good movie, and doesn't quite fit it. Though that's more of the director's work.
RelevantReference
The Kill Bill one is kind of stupid. Her baby lives. More like a forced adoption.
StatelyRavenOfTheSaintlyDaysOfYore
That isn't in the first movie, however, that was not a budget abortion that was a really really expensive abortion.
LadyWidebottom
Medical bills would have been through the roof to keep her on the tubes for that long
sebastianthelobster
She thinks it was an abortion for a lot of the time
Vandaliam
Surefif
...it isn't supposed to be? I might be doing something wrong y'all
headlessness
And shooter McGavin, got to be hilarious.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
#7 As an avid SW fan I laughed my ass off at this. "Frog"???
ZekeAskirion
But the batman one is accurate to the T? Pls
striperbot
You misspelled badly with legendary.
FurryPenguinAnus
This is amazing
FelixTheCAT5e
Man wants to finger your daughter... can't because of cutting utensils.
crashmcleroy
Edward Penis-Hands?
UselessCargo
Edward Downscissor-Hands, good movie.
Geebag
Hard Candy
TheMaskedPharmacist
So dark
NeilHatTrickParis
edward macaroni fork
troublemutt
You are the only man in the history of imgur to utter that phrase and not be downvoted to oblivion
NeilHatTrickParis
Had to do it once, its an imgur rite of passage
KungFury
Not while I stand.
osteopoppolulu
Last one, I can' breathe
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
Neither can the baby
JuanM0reTac0
This would actually be a fun party game.
Chalcopyrite
Samuel Jackson develops a lisp and tries to gain global dominance by offering free cellphones to the public.
JimmyNudebags
POINTS!
jerkachure
Hey remember that one movie with the guy that's straight transforms into a transvestite and pretends to be a nanny?
GrandNedgus
Are you talking about CBS's The Nanny?
Tinkabugs
White chicks?
Zardif
Divorce causes man to cross dress and inappropriately play with kids.
VivTheKitsune
What is Mrs. Doubtfire? I'll take Plot Films Explained Badly for $800, Alex.
jerkachure
Correctmundo
MooningBuns
These explanations are cynically accurate.
jman1210
Adam Sandler is still a man child and will never mature
gursai
This post is definitely going to the fp
WillProbabllyUseAnElypsys
these are hilarious
WetPawPrints
Was the grandpa in willy Wonka really just pretending to be bedridden?
GrandNedgus
He hopped up awful quick when he heard chocolate
imustacheforforgiveness
THAT made me laugh
headlessness
Return of the Jedi: Terrorists destroy military facility while causing the deaths of countless cuddly natives.
DevonGronka
LOTR: Aging crippled leader is beaten by gang after they steal and destroy his most prized possession, a plain gold band.
DevonGronka
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/561213/80919532.jpg
newstomper
Phantom Menace: Man wants to buy slave boy, makes boy pay by risking his life.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
He didn't actually go there to free slaves.
newstomper
No...but he does want to take Anakin with him.
CheesyPoofsWithSomeFavaBeansAndANiceChianti
I was quoting the movie ><
Razz50
All of those films have Adam Sandler... oh
treeshakertucker
Is it strange that I want see movies based on these descriptions?
calltimeisfive
For the record, Frodo was like 50 when he first left the Shire. A fairly young hobbit yes, but hardly a child.
nvrCryWolf13
in some Mythologies with 1000 year life spans, 50 would still be considered a child until maybe a couple centuries old
ironlemonade
Their life span is like 100~ years. lmao he's fucking middle aged!
FrigginCornflakes
I was going to take umbrage with it until I read someone call Yoda a frog and thought"just let them have their joke,aint worth getting into"
NoYolo4Jesus
Thank you *pushes up glass*
longshadow
At the time he had owned the ring for nearly 30 years and it had slowed his aging as well, so looked younger than he was
LordSupergreat
Thanks, Stephen.
PirateFroglet
That's OK, at first I wondered when the weird island with the horcrux became a volcano.
usernamevoid
For the record, Frodo was just barely considered an adult at about 30 when he left the Shire
ascott94
He was 33 at the long expected party, but 17 years pass until he leaves the Shire
outsidecucumber
Didn't they leave out the 17 years in the movie?
ascott94
They certainly don't explicitly state that 17 years passed, but surely they didn't change the years of the party or Frodo's departure?
outsidecucumber
Oh, well. I always thought that was the case - I haven't seen the movies for years, though.
calltimeisfive
They certainly made it seem like he left almost immediately after the party. They allowed for Gandalf leaving and coming back (1)
calltimeisfive
But they made it seem like it took maybe a year max. You'd only know about the significant time gap if you had read the books. (2)
ForTheSwarm
http://imgur.com/6npVRK9
sircrashalot
Toy story.
LemonStarbursts
Is that Creed?
BunnyTheSlayer
I read that in her voice.
ezzmann
I love her voice
stopstalkingmeplease
Can you believe she's Aussie? (:
BunnyTheSlayer
No way! Really? I had no idea.
LemonStarbursts
Is that Creed?
sjmanzur
which movie is this?
criticallyacclaimedfuckwad
This is Orange Is The New Black on Netflix. Amazing show.
GrayPouponEsq
Toy Story
crashmcleroy
It said it right there
thisisthehardestdecisionofmylife
It's a show were a bunch of girls gossip and have sex with eachother while living together
Pikka
They have so much in common they even start dressing alike.
NotACanadian
That's basically the show
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I mean what else are they supposed to do, that place is like a prison or something.
LabyrinthBuilder
Anyways, better than book.