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Jan 28, 2020 8:58 AM
MysticTuna
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LostInImgur
Mitä sauna, viina ja terva ei tapa...
MaadimVallis
Poland here, we're safe as well.
amazingrusher
FYI while alcohol kills germs, *drinking* alcohol depresses immune system function. If you're sick or afraid of infection - don't drink.
elventyseventyone
JHawke
Maybe that was Hans, one of just a few non-alchoholics.
XeononSolomon
Didn't you watch Osmosis Jones?
malachitedragon
Alcohol, and high temperatures. Aka, all the decontamination and sanitation procedures we already fucking had in place. Chill out, y'all.
Panzer89
This is like saying that since it also can't stand temperatures above 57 Celsius, it won't spread to Australia because they're on fire.
Janiporo
Pakko peukuttaa
Bralyan
Sooo eastern europe has nothing to worry about
BlizzardWave
Nope.
haaska
They have that insufferable hugging and cheek kissing though
BlizzardWave
Depends on the region. North SE Europe strongly refrains casual hugging and kissing. Don't French do that?
AIComments
I think you only need to get your BAC up to around 80%.
TheLateKnight
As an Irishman I'd be concerned if mine dipped below 80%
mogarth
I mean...the cumulative hangover would "literally" kill me.
mask1992
As a Saudi
thedeadmarchhare
survive!
mask1992
With all the changes that is happening here I bet we will get booz (leagly) in a couple years ?
mask1992
Booze* legally**
spredator
Phew! Luckily I never forget my daily dose of Koskenkorva
mattdmon84
Watch “Grabbers” and you’ll thank me later. Irish town gets invaded by aliens. They have to stay drunk to fend them off.
n3ckr0mantic
Blyat
qtRaven
I can feel my Scotch-Irish ancestors reaching out to me...
ensensu
Good Fucking Luck getting 70% blood alcohol concentration and not dying.
isotropic82
Challenge accepted!
malachitedragon
[laughs in redneck]
Canis138
Win-win really
Sipulikeitto
[nauraa suomeksi]
varsipieru
Rookie numbers.
AlexSkullUterna
fairybug
I find a little light drinking helps with most illnesses. It sure does wonders for sore throats, in my experience.
plutonium
Hexo231
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Oh. Well shit. I'll get back to my beer.
TheHellbilly
Sorry what? I can't hear you over my drinking.
BoltAurelius
Alcohol based hand sanitizer. You do know yer not supposed to drink that, you mad Scando?
Spawnofsanta1313
Not SUPPOSED to.........
FrankPerkele
A. Finland isn't part of scandinavia B. Who the fuck are YOU to tell me what to drink and what not to drink!?
BoltAurelius
Anyone who uses the Nordic cross is Scandanavian in my book. I guess Nordics the right word. I'm stupid, I drink too much sanitizer.
Eastermann
buy it as cheap liquor 2/2
Eastermann
You know, you can actually drink rubbing alcohol. The problem with it, they put in some stuff that gives you a stomachache. People used 1/2
bsdrejer
Only to us Scandinavians Finland isn't (I gather from your username you're Finnish). In English it refers to the Scandinavian Peninsula ....
Sipulikeitto
As a Finn, I don't want to be part of your Scandinavia!
LostInImgur
When referring to the geographical peninsula, it's called Fennoscandia. Scandinavia is more of a linguistic, historical and cultural region;
LostInImgur
consisting of Sweden, Norway and Denmark (also sometimes Iceland). Finland is not part of Scandinavia but is one of the Nordic countries.
bsdrejer
.. Meaning Finland, to many English speakers is more Scandinavian than my native Denmark. Plenty Englishspeakers use Scandinavian/Nordic ...
bsdrejer
.. interchangeably. Point is, you kinda are, to most of the world, whether you like it or not. Olen pahoillani.
FrankPerkele
Yeah, I know and I'm not being too serious, it's more like a joke. Finns wanting to keep to themselves etc
YurgenGrimwood
You don't tell a Finn what to drink. They'll do it.
spredator
We actually drank hand sanitizer in army. Good times.
hamarpain3
We used it as a fuel to start fires
Sipulikeitto
We drank the Hyvä Tuli with cacao. Though we burned and doused it until it was only with blue flame and then we drank it.
TheHellbilly
There actually is a word for that in finnish. XD
TheHellbilly
Trough the gas mask filter or raw?
spredator
Through a french bread
Zixtank
Russia laughing in the distance
Jamikiii
Torille!
tiikuri
Pitääkö tämä joka kerta kommentoida. Myötikset.
AlmostLurking
Noh, kivaa perintöä se vähän on kun mainitaan meitä. Tietysti nyt se huomio taas lisäänty nii kyl se välillä ärsyttää mediassa kattoa aina
tiikuri
Suomalainen mainitsee suomen. Jee.
tiikuri
En ymmärrä kuitenkaan tätä ainaista reagoimista suomen mainitsemiseen niinkuin olisi joku 7-vuotias.
Kuvajainen
Sehän on vaan vitsi, pistä pipoa löysemmälle!
tiikuri
Enkä pistä.
Fintamin
Pitää.
Kleck
So Lithuania will not only be on suicide and alcohol consumption top 10 but also least amount of deaths from Corona. Sweat!
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
It'd be pretty sweet if you stopped sweating, my dude.
Kleck
I laughed so much I had to come back 3 days later. I am not saying I'm Jesus.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Kregular365
Bring it on
Kigliwoth
Even were not that messed up.. thats Russia.
PleaseLeave
Thats Russia
Sipulikeitto
Better to say; Thats ex-USSR
KingKolunikus
Could be Poland.
TalkingToMyselfAtNightBecauseICantForget
Potato potato
Kregular365
Zackly
Ehvilmonkey
Heat and alcohol kills it. So sauna and vodka, like every Friday, is recipe for success.
Sipulikeitto
Only every friday? What are you, 12 years old?
AlansGiraffeVillain
Can it really? I'm very paranoid so I'm actually terrified so if it helps I'm getting drunk every day but I'd love some sources.
irritatedhedgehog
Follow up q, can bleach kill it too?
Canis138
Not sure, it can definitely help kill Amanda Todd though.
irritatedhedgehog
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
I am the liquor.
TheVenerableJudgeTaintyMcPoo
When you don’t understand the comment reference, but you really like the username.
FoxyNikka
Jim Lahey, Trailer Park Boys!
horsecrippler77
You forget Jim, the liquor works both ways.
Taktical1
You'll have to stick with everclear or 151. The ethanol content required to kill the virus is 75%
FoxyNikka
Ffff-
Willybum84
thisguyonline1988
Rip. I wasn't even a huge fan, but he made the show so much better.
horsecrippler77
Yes. The show lost some magic when he passed.
Jantte
Viinaa perkele
LittleKalle
Sillä ne taudit on Suomessa kaikki voitettu
PitchforkSalesperson
Jos ei viina ja terva ja sauna, auta voittamaan pimeää...
Kuvajainen
No kai se on sitten pakko. On se tämäkin saatana työmaa!
Mustig
Tortilla tapetaan!
turmosoritilaatio
Valtio voisi maksaa "rokotteet", leka kossua päivässä.
cedistran
Oispa kaljaa
kabu4ce1
MÄ ajattelen, AINA, ja VAIN, KALJAA
diregamer
I ran this and every following comment through a translator and threw out my translator.
FrezzaMadboy
Juodaan viiinaaaa, tullaan viisaammiksi näin..