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x19tiki
Thoroughly relatable!
derpdiggins
GenitalWars
87bonzo1338
As a man I have been taking pockets for granted my entire life
hismotherwasamudder
When a dress has pockets
snoopToddyTodd
Copperbrat
I bought a robe with pockets. As a woman, pockets are so rare I once put my phone in the pocket and forgot. It took me all day to find it.
VernonLamb
I read that as Napoleon Dynamite.
happenedtomeonce
CommanderWilliamTRiker
This is posted immediately after the other one. 1 hour in between, half the comments.
Kangaisfemalegoth
Every girl ever
Kangaisfemalegoth
phantomgallery
i feel like he's either canadian or scandi
Vlaatu
Jacksepticeye's Canadian cousin
NerdyZebra
He's German
BossRocka
Weird time and place for pocket pool
Imastupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttand
Girls dig pockets. That's why guys in cargo pants always get laid.
Pillpooper
He's just happy to see her.
aloecera
Hot pockets got a whole new meaning.
Aaryngobraugh09
No ones gotten a handjob in cargo pants since ‘Nam!
davidthemonkey
i once took a girl to london christmas market, i had £1 coin in one pocket, 50p in one, 20p in one and 10p in another, no waiting around
davidthemonkey
paying/waiting for change so we could get on and look at more things xD
friedbunnies
A lady posted this. I know it.
NitrousSquirrelVinegar
Yeah, because pockets are a big deal among ladies, we don’t get proper pockets, or pockets at all so it’s something to be excited about!
Hamncheezsandwich
Ah, but can you hang your keys from your beltloop or use cool billfolds? Jangling dohickeys are where it's at.
DaisukeAramaki
I've even got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. Mostly when I go riding merrily along.
Hamncheezsandwich
That's phase 3. Phase 2 is getting a good crushable Dakota. Already got my fave bolo tie. Neither of the previous make any noise, though.
greenaberdeen
Atribbs
This is my 'dress with pockets' dance.
thatoneopthatdidthething
Walk without rhythm
ChuckKarma
And you won't attract the worm. (Dune reference AND interesting metaphysical observation)
ChuckKarma
(...which causes me to want to consider all the moral and metaphysical themes of Dune once again, but I should be working)
thatoneopthatdidthething
Metaphysical?