Wise man.

Nov 5, 2016 7:20 AM

Gay4Allah

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Sucking a cock prevents abortions too, regardless of gender combination.

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Butt sex is wild but it don't make no child.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Your username though hahaha

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Get your priorities straight, catholics. =P

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You don't even have to be gay. Just sucking cocks prevent abortions. The more you know ladies ;)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's not gay if you receive it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like this! My only issue is that anyone sucking a cock will prevent abortion.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He is done with this shitty life.

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Not wrong

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He's not wrong.

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YOU'VE GOT MY VOTE!

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Garfunkel and Oates - The loophole

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, he's not wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably a gay bear. Which is great!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If God hates gay people, why is my G-Spot up my Butt!!?!

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Mom?!

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WHERE HAS THIS BEEN?!

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Finally! something to satisfy guys with tiny dicks!

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I'm fairly sure it tries to get the water/pipe thing in its cheek storage for later use but cant.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Holy shit

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Abortion clinics hate him

10 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 2

But wait

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Greenpeace loves him

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Click here to find out why

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Who gets less abortions than homosexuals??? But the Christians are tossing the homosexuals aside. At least make ally's. George Carlin

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I imagine this works with straights too

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FUN FACT: Sucking a dick helps prevent abortion among heterosexual couples too.

10 years ago | Likes 315 Dislikes 2

well, howdy doo!! that is a fun fact.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A lot of time, dick sucking leads to fucking, so, not necessarily.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

how do two lesbian women suck dick? checkmate atheists?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Strap ons

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah what he said

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

actually. A girl born without a vagina actually got pregnant from oral because she had a old stab wound in her stomach. Life is weird.

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I guess life finds a way?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's terrible but the sperm that got her pregnant deserves a motherfucking medal.

10 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

A motherfucking medal indeed.

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Oral sex 99.9999999999999999999999 percent effective.

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

hah, would be more accurate

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HOW DOES SHE PEE. D:?!

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umm.. the vagina and urinary tracts are not part of the same thing. Next to one another but separate systems.

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I'm aware of that, I was just assuming she was completely devoid of any opening of any kind down there lol.

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I found this by typing "finger up finger down guy" into google

10 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

I try the "but meme". It also turns up the one with Nathan Fillion.

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You articulated the shit out of it buddy

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Good, good. Credit goes to @philcrifo

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wanted to rant about you not giving credit, thanks for being a good person and preventing me from being a bad one

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