He couldn't just wait

Jun 5, 2017 2:12 PM

psuedon

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sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpWzKePLo0

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvpoNSBOuBg

Do you have to take an asshole test before you roll a BMW off the lot?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ahhh a BMW driver. True douchebags of the road.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

bmw? bmw.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Man, some people really don't like it when they can't immediately get their way.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think he was actually aiming for the large empty space that the bus driver carried on past. The perfect passing spot... at 0:21

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I love the smell of asshole in the morning.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just... I just don't understand. It's a school bus, a School Bus. I mean... just... fuck you guy, just fuck you.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Excuse me sir! I worry I may not have fully convinced you that I'm a douchebag yet..." -BMW driver as he's getting out of his car

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Does BMW run a douchebraggry special or sth?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Of course it's a BMW driver...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Thought I was getting infinite loop'd. Long build up

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I had to wait approximately 20 seconds for the bus to get out of the way. Better threaten to kill everyone he loves for the trouble." - Guy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This looks like the new yorker that beat the 90 year old mans bigger brother

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a BMW driver I can confirm we have an asshole school we attend when we purchase.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As my mom and I drive BMWs responsibly, we sincerely apologize for inconsiderate and asinine BMW drivers.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're my favorite kind of person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Douchebag

9 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 0

Literal personification.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Life is so much better when you're just nice. Really. Try it. Happiness is the best.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

New York? New York.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

New York.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a fucking idiot. I think he's also wasted

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

yeah he looks pretty spun

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Causation or correlation? All BMW drivers are assholes. Discuss.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Correlation. He's a New Yorker

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drive a BMW. I'm hyper aware of the "asshole beamer driver " stigma. It turned me into a more polite driver than I used to be.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Are we talking relative to Mercedes drivers or just in absolute terms?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yet another jackass that thinks that the whole world has to stop for him.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why would you stop and listen to that guy?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Like, what did he expect the bus to do? It can't fit in the parking spaces on the side of the street, and there's not enough room to pass.

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Maybe if the street wasn't full of parked cars there would be room for 2lanes of traffic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the road isnt fit for school bus to go down then. Soooo maybe dont send a bus down it?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 17

Shit, around here they stop on the highway at the entrance to a community, never mind the fact there is a roundabout 100' in the community.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, fuck those kids who live on that street! They shouldn't have been born there!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Found the guy who leased a beemer so he can feel superior to his neighbor.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

These kind of shitheads ruin the BMW brand. Not all Bmw owners drive this way. And to a school bus driver. Prick

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

most of us new yorkers drive like assholes. actually, most of us new yorkers are assholes

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

Still better than Michigan.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm from NY and i totally agree. no one stops for stop signs or uses turn signals

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And somehow, this validates acting like an asshole?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i said nothing about validation

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My uncle moved to NYC from Central VA 10 years ago...you guys....you changed him. Rudest driver I've ever seen now

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol, i think nyc peeps r actually pretty nice but yes, u have to be super aggressive to drive in nyc or ud get nowhere!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did it become that way?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lack of enforcement the cops love cell phone tickets only time the get you for turns or stop signs is when the want to look in the car

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Go home, you're drunk

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i think many new yorkers feel a sense of entitlement & it makes us very defensive & impatient. this is def true on long island, where i live

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What an incredible cock womble

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The link to the YouTube video is broken. I really want to know why he's yelling at the bus driver.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

He's just threatening the driver mad his family's life. You know, like most BMW drivers do everyday.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

He felt he had the right of way, and was insulted that the school bus driver didn't agree.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

what was the end result?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

see the link for part two

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Bmw driver just shouted like an impotent bitch

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BMW drivers feels like he is much more important.

9 years ago | Likes 153 Dislikes 13

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Way to many people don't know who gets right of way when a lane is blocked.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Where I live, folks are extremely courteous in neighborhoods. Complete asshole, lunatics during rush hour on the highways.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's just me, but the school bus full of kids should get the right of way...every time.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

even excluding the law, the bus couldn't realistically pull over anywhere, what the fuck did the driver want him to do

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Generally I would say the vehicle on the side of a vehicle parked on the side of the st would wait but it's both sides here so enlighten me

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Momma always said, if it's big enough to run your ass over. Get out of its way

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You are right. For this I would say 1) It's a school bus, give them r.o.w. 2) Turn and bus already on the lane, so I would give them r.o.w.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

For this situation, I am not sure what is the law. But for me, bigger vehicle than mine?, you get ROW all DAY!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On a hill it's the one going up. At least that was the rule I learned.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i was taught you yield to the guy coming down the hill. worst case scenario: their brakes fail, and you're out of the way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You might be right

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get back in your car, Vanilla Ice

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

im not sure vanilla ice deserves that insult...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah I rewatched his movie Cold as Ice. He definitely deserves it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

have you seen his home remodeling show? it's hysterical.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No but now I have to watch it!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

to clarify: hysterical in the bad way. so awkward.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

do you know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? with a BMW the pricks are inside

9 years ago | Likes 506 Dislikes 11

Jokes work better when the reader realises the punchline themselves. "A porcupine has pricks on the outside"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

This is great! Should be top comment!

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Do you know the difference between this guy and a sandwich? It's socially acceptable to eat a sandwich

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A porcupine uses it's FUCKING BLINKERS

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is this a reference from Shoot Em Up?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey now....my dad just got a bmw and he's the nicest.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought only in my country such a rule exists. Mother Russia u r not alone in the dark.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does a condom and BMW have in common?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They both have dicks inside them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure the pricks are the ones who hit my bmw with their car doors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Then you are not a smart “nice car” owner. You always park far back in the lot where other cars aren’t. Hoof it an extra 100 feet

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Going to make door guards out of a cheese grater. Seriously invested over 300 hrs in this to make sure someone fucks up their own car more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you own a BMW but drive normally

9 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

You're a brave man! You're among the 1%!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're doing it wrong then

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

No, you're doing it right. I hate fuckwads that drive BMWs.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1