Littleblackpony
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She also partied once so hard she didnt hear the bomber alarm. I feel likeanything I didi never was half as crazy as what she did....
Jan 1, 2017 2:29 PM
Littleblackpony
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She also partied once so hard she didnt hear the bomber alarm. I feel likeanything I didi never was half as crazy as what she did....
TotalMrAlien
what new meme is this?
slinkhi
That doesn't mean you're bulletproof. That means your grandma was lucky AF.
sneakysneakysoysauce
Savage Af
Cereaza
I read this, assuming nan was American. I'm like,,, bitch why ya'll hiding?
mikage
She isn't wrong. She is talking from experience.
uhrwerk
Grandma's OG.
bsadacc
I was certain this was an Anne Frank picture when I clicked the thumbnail..
DutchOvenMePlz
"God damn allies!" - grandma, probably
footfoe
"Sieg hail" your grandma's response.
Rin007
My great grandma married on the day of invasion into poland. Had to cut the party short to run away.
LeonQuin87
I was wondering why you would do something stupid and die if your grandma gets scared. I get it now.
MaxDangerFox
Read it again with a comma after the word DIE. You're welcome.
superbest
Had to read that top part about 5,447,886,433 times to figure out what it was saying
tijtij
I read it 5,447,886,434 times and I still don't get it
Mexrose75
I thought the same thing. Like whaaaaa?
kmfgur
Scryptnotist
My grandma took a real hatchet to the head while playing Cowboys and Indians and didn't even go the hospital.
Fluffycorn
hit by the wood or what
Scryptnotist
...she just turned 90.
Littleblackpony
Yeah not going to the doctor is a common procedure. I think it s because they thought back then the doctor had more important cases.
TehStoner
Or didnt trust them. Medical science still involved quackery in the 10's, im sure prejudice in the rural areas still existed into the 40s
JollyJokzr
I thought doing something stupid was a reaction to grandma getting scared.
gadgetice
jesus nan you were an animal
Littleblackpony
Yeah I think the same. She still is sometimes.
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Well ya i know dat.. luv ya nan ; ]
Landship
When she was 7 My Oma punched a nazi who threw a dog into a canal in Holland.
Littleblackpony
And lucky as fuck
PizzaShouldBeAHumanRight
In WW2 a bomb struck right in my grandmas kitchen but didn't detonate. She was baking a cake when the alarm went of. The only thing she »
PizzaShouldBeAHumanRight
was mad about was the ruined cake because in WW2 cake was pretty rare.
BitchButcher
My grandma told me about airraids by the allies on Christmas Eve in the morning. They hit the church and the girls' braids hang in the trees
BurnsDream
i dont know how to read that, how is everyone else reading this? whos OP? whos anyone in this terrible arc? wtf is going on
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
Why would she hide from an American aircraft? She from desden?
imbatron
Wasn't Dresden RAF's atrocity?
MrBananaBeak
Firebombing was one of the most popular tactics of WWII.
humphhumph
A lot of cities in German were carpet bombed, eg Nürnberg
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
Dresden, sorry
Littleblackpony
As far as I know they bombed everything even the rural area my grandma lived in though cities with military industry were focused.
Narwhilian
As an American, that sounds about right
Tantx2
Harry Dresden?
BennyBlancoFromTheBronxx
Yes, Harry Dresden
Smayds
Buildings DO tend to burn down when he shows up.
Kyrian
(1) Also mistakes were made by allies. Oct 4th 1944 allies dropped 1432 bombs on Bergen, Norway in the span of 11 min killing 193 civilians.
TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsTheBabyAteMyDingo
Pics. http://fotomuseum.bergen360.no/-/sandbox/archive/180416_fotomuseum?tag=bombing&ref=checkpoint
Kyrian
(2) They were attempting to target a submarine bunker, but missed and bombed a school instead. Most of the dead were young children.
WhydidTip
Mr grandma has similar stories from growing up in Nuremberg during WWII.
bunnyinthemoon
Please share :) ?
EasyThereBoy
I'd love to hear your stories of Mr grandma. Do you have any on Mrs grandpa?
las3rschw3rt
Me and my family are from Bremen (Focke Wulff Factory) my grandma lost everything to Allied bombing runs TWICE. My grandpa fought in Russia
las3rschw3rt
2 (Crimea) and was on the last ship out before the Russians trapped the Germans
Nousernameavailae
Care to share them? I'd love to hear some of them!
WhydidTip
She always told us about how her mom stole an ambulance to get her from school and when they went to return it the hospital had been bombed
Nousernameavailae
That's terrible with the hospital! But well the story is awesome, super badass! ;)
Mdp2525
Your response is just so full of pep. Lol. It doesn't match the tone of solemnity? I had to come back & upvote 4 the weirdness of it all.
WhydidTip
Yes an upvote for the odd pep. I make a post about it just need to confirm some details
TheRealFireFrenzy
@OP My grandma got strafed by a royal airforce spitfire because she was too close to a german horse drawn wagon. Christmas '45 was srs bsns
TheRealFireFrenzy
She lived and that christmas story you could turn into a major motion picture without any alteration, wonder who they'd cast for my grandma
Cyclopentadien
So she was strafed by a short ranged british fighter plane over 3 months after the war ended? That's quite a story.
TheRealFireFrenzy
Duhr i meant 44, hunger winter.. got my "last winter of the war" confused I am dreadfully sorry
TheRealFireFrenzy
And she always CLAIMED ti was a spitfire but she might have misindentified or i might missremember, i do not have the notes on hand to check
TheRealFireFrenzy
and yes, an uncle wrote the whole story down before she "went around the bend" as i believe it is called diplomatically
TheRealFireFrenzy
ofcourse now her current status is best described as "dead and burned"