deathinabag
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Oct 14, 2015 5:34 AM
deathinabag
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IamTHEstagnationPOINT
Well I'm ready to get downvoted to hell. I genuinely dislike Sara Andersen comics. There's just something about them.
EekiRagnarok
Every boyfriend is an asshole and every girl should break up with their boyfriends until I find a girlfriend. Everyone who is happy is dumb.
chicharronesconsalsa
*sobbing in the corner intensifies*
saxon2060
The "are you sure you like me" one and "who is she" one are the worst fucking things. Neurotic and irritating as fuck.
paddythelion
While all you lonely fucks browsing right now sob at this, I'll just throw this onto the fire: GF and I are 100% of these. It's great.
rohasi
I'm depressed and alone
PakitoTaquito
Aren't we all, but I'd rather be alone than be with someone like the girl in this comic.
needsanawkwardgf
really?
Feldoom
Fuck you and your bae
cessiecat
I just got dumped and these still look adorable to me.
WherePoetryComesToDie
I always liked #6, and how it took death for him to finally get tired of her shit.
TheWorstAmy
The wedding panel warms my ovaries
sirelurksalot
As a male, I can confirm every hoodie comes with a mrow in the pockets.
someonelseyoumightknow
404 - boyfriend not found
Shinotsa
*Insert pickup line here*
someonelseyoumightknow
*insert witty comeback*
Shinotsa
*insert... penis? I'm not sure what comes next*
needsanawkwardgf
something witty and clever
ChaoticMarin
That's because sweeping you off your feet is a woman's job. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
someonelseyoumightknow
lol
NSPike
I have literally just stopped reading her comics on her website... but I suppose 11 more on Imgur couldn't hurt..
doctorlawyer
this girl seems so annoying honestly..
TGWeaver
She seems genuine, if a little clingy. The only big breach here is the WHO IS SHEEEEE bit, which I'd hope was just for the sake of a joke.
PuellaSilentii
The comics are cute, but if she was like that all the time in person, I doubt I could stand being around her.
PakitoTaquito
10/10 would dump
doctorlawyer
same. I wouldn't be able to breath.
Shinotsa
I like her, she's got all the nagging insecurities that I do. These are, of course, caricatures of daily worries or activities
irritabletom
I like these comics but I CANNOT stand that stupid fucking made up word "bae." So no points to you. You were so close.
jonbristow
Am I the only one who founds these cringy?
jestersama
They make me want to punch cute animals
urbrogrizz
The girl seems sort of annoying really.
Shinotsa
Not the only one, but I definitely don't agree with you. They seem very human to me
Yodaloid
Nope
ChaoticMarin
That would be the joke, yes.
MyPseudoIsAlduinSkyrimStoleItFromMe
I would run the hell out!
residentmexican
Extremely cringey
flamingflamingo
I always find that this comic and comics like these grant interesting insight into the minds of people I would prefer to never know.
Frilbert
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll find someone to love someday!
ITalkAboutGoats
very very cringy.
PakitoTaquito
And objectifying of men.
madnessreturnsss
Oh my god can we just....you know...stop?
Daffodildoe
Why does that objectifying matter. Both sexes do it to each other all the time
flamingflamingo
So? The dickishness doesn't cancel each other out just because it happens on both sides.
Frilbert
You are obviously not Australian...
Daffodildoe
It's a comic. If I got upset about every comic/post doing the exact same to women I'd be told to go to tumblr.
flamingflamingo
Sorry, misread. Missed your "that" in "that objectifying".
grabyerpitchforks
Forever alone ;n;
edwardelricsnipples
I'm not a small female, but I'd sure like one of these magical boyfriend things
Bennisthekraken
I am a small female. Still no luck.
BottledApple
They always come along when you don't need them you know. When you're busy.
lavix
and i would like a magical girlfriend thing, sadly life sucks :( keep hope!
gotkrypto
Upvote for agreement.
yosoyramitasana
An entire boyfriend or just the thing?
Mayhzon
I offer myself. I am a qualified jar opener, I have professional experience in window cleaning and I'd give body heating a try. <3
IvytheCyclops
My boyfriend likes when I'm clingy... Like this!
AverageSexGod
And now I really miss my long distance girlfriend, what a great start to the day.
HipHp
Me too! Except boyfriend...
AverageSexGod
Wouldn't it be funny if you were my girlfriend and we just didn't know the other was on imgur?
Mayhzon
Regardless, you two should date now. Your fate has been decided today. GO!
AverageSexGod
I'll ask her out tomorrow
Mayhzon
No, what are you waiting for?! Don't let your dreams be dreams. YESTERDAY you said tomorrow! D:<
KyleDaves
My girlfriend loves these! Thanks OP! :3
PakitoTaquito
I'm glad your hand can relate.
SpoonOfDoom
I usually love these, but
seems really out of place compared to the others.
lily10110
It seems to be in a joking manner. I know in my previous relationships I'd joke about that sort of stuff if I knew they were talking to (1/2
lily10110
a guy friend. (2/2)
SpoonOfDoom
Oh, that might be. From the facial expressions I thought she was serious.
aeonicentity
Bae? Is that short for Bayblade?! Why would you want a relationship with a spiny metal top?!
Nitara
Step 1: Get boyfriend
Cooltastic1
Except when you step out of the shower and you have to curl up in a ball cuz its fucking freezing
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Apparently girlfriends are cats.
AllTheWittyNamesAreTaken
Pretty close =/ just...big cats that also know how to talk.
LoopStricken
A cat is fine too...
blargedyblargedy
This one is.
Lunali
I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat! No but seriously this is pretty much how I act with my boyfriend.
Saabarry
You have no idea.
BirkePirke
I don't have a cat
needsanawkwardgf
i like cats too
ShannonTheSnakeLady
as a girlfriend I can also confirm I am a cat
HorseMcFucker
I... This is the most accurate thing I've seen all day.
Shinotsa
Hrm, cats aren't allowed in my apartment so I should just settle for a girlfriend? I guess I could do that
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Close... I've never thrown up in his shoes though... Yet.
notprtty
As cat girlfriend, can confirm.
BottledApple
That's right. And boys are dogs. This is one of the first things most kids learn in school!
meepthemagicdragon
my boyfriend is cat!!!! is he secretly girlfriend??? D:
Ravenclawlady
As a girlfriend who lives with her boyfriend, I can confirm
LoopStricken
Woof.
Simnut94
But I'm not a tiny little woman, hoodies don't fit me like that, ever.
Dingdingturkeysdone
I always want my boyfriend to do that cute thing where he gives me his coat when I'm cold. Then I remember that his clothes don't fit me :(
Simnut94
I can't help but laugh because I've been there. Everything is either to tight in the shoulders, to short in the arms, or to tight in the Che
Nivison
Pretty sure something of mine would fit you :p
BottledApple
But jeans look better on tall women.
Simnut94
It's difficult to find jeans that are long & my size. I try them on at the store to find my size, then order online long,if they come long.
BottledApple
Learn to sew. Not joking. My friend did...she's always well dressed now because all her things are made to measure!
Simnut94
That works for many things but denim is a bitch to sew.
BottledApple
Yes it is....but it's easy to alter! I've done it. I can take jeans up and keep the original stitching on the hems....
thewheelman84
You'd probably swim in mine. Mine are typically 2 XL-3 XL. Tall if I can find them.
Simnut94
Quite possible. I married a short stocky man though lol
thewheelman84
Yeah that could be a problem..... If anything make him buy a huge one to wear occasionally so then you can wear it.
ieatbecauseimunhappyandimunhappybecauseieat
awwwwwthanks for reminding me how single i am ಥ_ಥ
DrTrollbotnik
You are always welcome.
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
you're welcome
TheWholiganOfGallifrey
I've never been not single, so.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
I like your username, can I wear it sometimes?
ieatbecauseimunhappyandimunhappybecauseieat
if it fits... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
ieatbecauseimunhappyandimunhappybecauseieat
IT FITS! :D
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
These comics try and make being incredibly awkward out to be cute. It's awful.
Shinotsa
Some people relate and actually find awkwardness cute
Pandapocolypse
-1 for using bae +1 for the comics. so net gain of 0
jinky74
That word sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me.
fe1od1or
How do you give someone +-2 upvotes
JamieWilko
Reference game on point.
WildWade
Just like my back account.
LordChappers
Hey, 0 money is better than - money.
TinyHats
Your back has its own account? Man, everyone has their shit together but me.
WildWade
He always turns himself on me.. He's an ass.
Greenbeanjake
I thought it was just a stupid way of saying "babe" but supposedly it means before anyone else.
BackdoorCryptography
It also means "shit" in Danish. That's the only definition I will ever use with it.
YoureAllUpInMyMixLikeFuckinBettyCrocker
My friend & I say it means "bacon and eggs". We decided if that's what it stood for we wouldn't hate the word so much b/c food. Food = love.
kraftmegaroni
I started using bae ironically to my bf... now I can't stop. I fear I'm one of them now.
wheresthebaby
stop. pls
fe1od1or
My school's robotics team had a guy named Beau (pronounced Boe). Everyone knew that Beau is bae.
Meqad
I use bae to my poop. Because I'm danish, and that's what it means in my language. ...yes, I'm very lonely
TheMightyPie
Did the exact same thing, we don't know how to end it!
TheCanadianNerd
Hmmm.. I did that with yolo. It's probably best I not start saying bae.
reverendleonard
OP may reap all the Internet points with this post, but I'll be earning brownie points with the gf for showing her this. *maniacal laugh*
rip36706
Lol yep I always send these to my BF. It makes us feel more normal that other ppl are like this. Bwahaha
ALPHAOMG
I do the same thing! -bro Internet high five-
yeahitsmesorry
same here
Ductapefordaysss
Sammmmmmmmmmme!
Dxb105
I think this is how half of imgur men remain in relationships. We all justbsend our lady's cute shit
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Secks
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Pro tip: when you show her, say, "LOOK, ITS US!"
ImgurLurkingLurker
Can you turn brownie points into actual brownies?
reverendleonard
Please hold for confirmation
BanadecCamberbootch
Something much better, my friend ;0
browniesftw
i don't like being used though D:
Argofuckyourself
My gf showed me the alternative boyfriend uses and was like yup.
nkaplan89
Samezies
TheGhostMinx
I wish I had brownie points. Or a gf. Or brownies. Or even a gf that makes brownies. *gasp*....a gf MADE of brownies!!!!
LastPizzaSlice
Instructions unclear, dick covered in brownie mix.
BrownSugarBae
You sir, are on to something.
TheGhostMinx
Or ma'am. Or attack helicopter. Or Ghost. Or Mayonnaise. :P
BrownSugarBae
Anyone who doesn't want to identify as an attack helicopter is missing out many missed opportunities.
BrownSugarBae
Wow, I suck at engrish today.
TheGhostMinx
Exactly! I identify as one, and I have machine guns AND rockets!!! It's so cool!
thundrabolt
Could you imagine sticking your dick inside of a girl made of brownies....? Just think about that for a second.
BrownSugarBae
Trust me, I've been thinking about it for over 4 hours. I'll be having a chat with my gf tonight.
thundrabolt
That was a really fast response and I'm kind of flattered.