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I've left that part of my life behind me
me irl
Mo money mo problems
kellovesorangesoda
I volunteer to give birth to Taco Bell
prototype024
Lol, this is like watching one repost after another.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
For successful completion of a Thunderbird you must also say "thunderbirds are go". Extra points if you have deal with it sunglasses.
Queensamiam
Did anyone else read the Liam Neeson one in Liam Neeson's voice...
Slightlyupsetcanadian
Favoriting for that last one
LegionScarlett
Straight up if my date took me to a pillow fort id marry them.
99point99Repeating
To be fair, butterfree ARE pretty fucking big.
mabowlofchilli
I love Ezra Koenig. Love it even more when I see him on my favorite site.
dasdhihdgs
That's from a fake account
Maukkha
In finland stores have machines that can check if the money is real or fake
balthane
In the US we just have a pen/market. The ink reacts with the ink of genuine bills, producing a specific color.
Waffl3x
How to make #14 work: "I wore it for the kids just in case that was the last time I see them"
NicoleSchneider
TIL Every truck is a food truck...
ellythebordercollie
hahaha, thanks for the good morning coffee time laugh
sloganhero
Enjoy your poop
ellythebordercollie
Poop was particularly hilarious this morning.
sloganhero
I need context for reasons
ellythebordercollie
It was to your previous comment for science.
OoohDas
Fun fact. We know that.
Potatowned
The humpty dumpty nursery rhyme never mentioned he was an egg. Let that sink in.
Miut3d
I don't understand the one about the counterfeit bills why is it funny?
moosecab
I'm assuming that it's referring to American currency, in which legitimate $25 bills do not exist (I don't know about other currencies).
Miut3d
Ohhh
Miut3d
Wait Canada doesn't have a 25 either I'm a moron! >:C
moosecab
Hehe, it's all right. We all have our moments.
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
What are we claiming Christopher Columbus did!!!???
ChicksDigTrucks
I don't understand the semi-permanence.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Pop culture. In a few years, people may not get these jokes.
GabrielFlood
Well, in today's fast-paced and largely digital society, studies have repeatedly shown that people fear their greatest legacy will be (1/14)
GabrielFlood
I'm just kidding. I have no idea either.
Imgonnatipyouwell
You're on to something though.
kosherbeefcake
In the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty, he is never described as an egg.
MmMerrifield
He fell from a high place and splattered when he hit the ground, sadly they don't make a cast for that.
penguin12
Humpty Dumpty was a large clumsy siege engine for breaking walls in the English Civil war. It failed and couldn't be put back together.
SirSidneyRuffDiamond
I always understood Humpty Dumpty was a Cannon
CakesAndClowns
That's what I heard too!
TheCreepyManFromDownTheWay
He's actually a cannon.
Stuebydoo
Eggactly
ButtWarm
I thought it was about a disgraced politician?
MonumentToMyWhat
I suppose a broken egg is just more appropriate for children than a man's body splattered at the bottom of the wall.
WinstonChurchmountain
Humph Dumpty was a cannon though, not a people.
Thesmellofgoblins
I'm wondering more about the species inside him? What?
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
If he's an egg, what does he hatch into?
Thesmellofgoblins
But he never hatches in the ryme?
EdyPaz
Fuck Edison
geckokid
it does really bother me about how bizzarely strong zombies are in films and TV, how hard do you need to bite to leave even a bruise?!
DingusInTheMCRmy
We're there Butterfree in the Safari Zone?
DingusInTheMCRmy
OH GOD, sorry, *Were
JoshDarnit
No. There wasn't
DingusInTheMCRmy
Didn't think so, thank you!
PSIhateyou
THERE ARE NO BUTTERFREES IN THE SAFARI ZONE, PLEBIAN.
BlueRicky
Yes, thank you. I looked for this.
ImpulseVX
All Terrain Venomoth
jimwormmaster
Now there's a band name for you.
vampirehedgehog
IPostJAV
Plebeian*
MarkFelton
Columbus murdered 'several million 'people? Why are public schools receiving tax dollars? FFS, people...
Amythyst
European diseases like smallpox spread faster than the explorers themselves. This left tribes and cultures as shells of their former glory
Amythyst
when explorers actually found them. Columbus gets blamed for a lot of it because he was the "first".
ImmortalAzrael
For the baby one it's even better if you say "no thanks, I'm full".
absolutepancake
"No thanks, I'm a vegetarian."
PennieLain
I really shouldn't have seconds, I'm watching my figure
LeeroyTheBird
Thanks to you two, this was almost me.![]()
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PennieLain
Thank you for those gifv's you are the real MVP
NotAnUberUsername
"yea it was ok" almost made me eject milk through my nose :)
jayone
Tommy Lee Jones for reference http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCKkO3BUkAACt-f.jpg
deskspud
I think that picture was taken after he'd been asked if he planned on working w/ Steven Seagal again.
tseliot
MRW my bastard son tells me he wants to unicycle professionally
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CheezeWhiz
That's the picture I saw on here a couple days ago with the unicycle line as the text.
TheDaze
*imgurian on twitter* "this is funny" *posts to imgur* "I am a funny, original person."
mirria
Sturgeon's law, imgur corollary #1 : 90% of imgur is reposts/not oc.
thejediaretakingover
That boy ain't right.
ShabbaLife
"I sent you to private school for 6 years"
SilentButSexy
I'm in bed trying not to laugh and it's really hard.
ImSnittingNextToBorpo
Marvellous +1
21octavian
I dont think columbus killed that many people. Im pretty sure that was a few other europeans.
nirduwelle
Please don't confuse the pseudo-intellectuals with facts.
TurningTurningIntheWideningGyro
True. It was rather the historical proponents for colonialism as a whole that were responsible for that genocide.
TheFeralDog
Disease killed more than the spanish (the main culprit)and all of europe combined. Also every single country was founded the same way..
TheFeralDog
He didn't even land in america according to the latest studies
gneses
If I remember correctly, I learned that he landed on so ramdom island in central america (don´t remenber wich)
balthane
The Canary Islands, I belive.
FrigginCornflakes
The Canary Islands are 60 miles west of Morocco.Columbus probably landed in the Bahamas or Caicos Islands rather than the American continent
TheFeralDog
...By conquering the locals. But only in the US do they try to make you feel bad about it.
egonronay
Poor Americans :(
sidfromtoystory
that's because america often claims to be the greatest country in the world
TheFeralDog
And? who gives a shit?
sidfromtoystory
if someone is arrogant and has a lot of flaws those flaws are gonna get pointed out more often
TheFeralDog
Fair enough, but just pointing out the flaws or most are not unique or even close to unique
WookieWookieWookie
As a man from the US I've never felt bad about it. that's how new territory was win back in the day. don't like it, should have fought more.
Prowler2142
I dont get why people think it we should feel bad about it. Its history for a reason.
danvolodar
Only by the European powers, and even the Spanish did not purposefully slaughter the locals or herd them into the reservations.
TheFeralDog
Like hell they didn't. And the reservation thing was a mercy compared to what most would have done...just wipe then out
danvolodar
Look at Brazil or Mexico or others in Latin and South America. No reservations, no "wiping them out", free interracial marriage.
Dasadan
I hope to one day Throw a Thunderbird someones way, It'd be a once in a lifetime opportunity
42ndGunslinger
Well, for the guy you just Thunderbirded at least.
haquie
I did this last weekend it was pretty fucking sweet if I do say so
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
You get bonus points if you do it while driving a https://mlpforums.com/uploads/monthly_01_2013/post-8252-0-13086800-1357921799.jpg
SilentButSexy
Or a Riley Lynx Sports Tourer: http://imgur.com/kmdXaD5
gondring
Take it up a notch... Hold a metal hammer aloft with your other hand.
Tyrannotron
Thunderbirds are gooooo!
bittenkitten813
I had a moment that was pretty damn close. Someone was arguing with me about the existence of God and I slammed my palm on the table and 1/2
bittenkitten813
said "Quantum physics tells us REALITY IS UNSTABLE" at the exact moment thunder struck and the lights went out. It. Was. Awesome.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
I'll take "things that never happened" for 1 million, trebek.
bittenkitten813
Actually happened. I was thrilled. It was the best moment of my young life, and the very religious dude stopped talking to me.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
i'll upvote but im skeptical
RustyLongshanks
Just start flipping everyone off whenever it storms. You'll get one eventually.
SekiraUbica
https://www.mozilla.org/en-US/thunderbird/
Applehead3
One High School that I live near' sports teams are "The Thunderbirds". Should I be offended?
CthulhuApproved
He said "currently" AH! AH!! ELECTRICITY PUN!!!
BobotheButtClown
Ohm my gosh, don't start with this.
CthulhuApproved
Just Tesla-Ing the waters...?
BobotheButtClown
Honestly, I've never seen so Faraday for this sort of thing.
CthulhuApproved
Lol okay.... We should stop now
Pumpkinbot
Dude, now you're gonna get a lot of negative comments. (Eh? Eh??)
MyCatWatchesMeMasturbate
statistically speaking, it's extremely likely that there is lightening somewhere in the world each time you flip someone off.
Jimpster
Thomas Edison did not invent the lightbulb.
arealapple
He didn't really INVENT anything. He patented all of Tesla's creations so Edison could get money. He isn't an inventor. He's an asshole.
Camelspotting
He improved it until it was commercially viable.
TastyBrainMeats
Well...he kind of did. At least, the first one that worked worth a damn.
DezTurkish
That's not inventing.
iamireland
So he didn't invent anything and refined an existing idea? Got it.
NotAPervert
Just several thousand ways to not invent a lightbulb, and then he stole a bunch of shit and ruined humanity's future by stifling tesla?
FuzzyZergling
I dunno, Tesla was a genius but I think people overestimate how well his shit would have worked.
NotAPervert
Imagine how much more we'd have had with him being properly funded. He'd have made it work.
KnightofRenown
This. He was brilliant, but a huge amount of teslas shit didn't work, to the point at which he himself burned a lot of his old work.
Turkeltonthe2nd
if he was born again like 40 years ago, man, what a time to be alive
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
AC worked. Florescent lights worked. Spark Plugs worked.
KnightofRenown
Yeah, out of a lifetime. Earthquake machine? Ever heard of that? Probably haven't, he tried to hide it. Wireless transfer? The list goes on
beejabah
I'm embarrassed by the fact that it took me nearly 10 minutes to figure out what was funny about #10
owlowlingson
The would you care to explain it to me? I'm still lost...
beejabah
There's no such thing as a $25 bill XD
owlowlingson
Ooooh! Thank you. I guess there wouldn't be any countries that have them...
beejabah
Well I'm sure we're talking USD