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paintingagency
Collect a bunch, use them to set fire to a mega church.
yak3ftw
Thanks for the advice varg.
JustAGuyTryingToBeADude
Ever now and then the store I used to work at would be littered with these. Playing cards too. It was this one dude... he had thousands lol
iamtonytrip
hodorible
This is perfect
bronayne
If you live in the south and have ever waited tables you've probably been tipped with one of these, it's infuriating.
RMaybeth
(Waitress opens tips) What in tarNATION!"
ChadderJaw
When I worked at a truck stop, assholes would put this on the counter in the showers all the time after they just jizzed all over the walls.
hongkongcollector
Can't they just bang a gay prostitute in the backseat like most people do?
PuellaSilentii
If Jesus doesn't let you down, then that would've been a real $50, not this BS.
FabulousLegionnaire
DiscountGravy
"Jesus won't let you down." Yeah, well, he just did...
TheLordAndSaviorJesusChrist
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Any religious solicitation comes from a place of assumption and judgement. "Oh look, a total stranger living their life and not 1/2
IGotTheMusicInMe425
affecting me at all. Clearly I know what's best for them, let me just step over this gross homeless person and tell the guy with clean 2/3
IGotTheMusicInMe425
clothes, a roof over his head, and a full belly what he's missing in his life."
celestedrake
...Which is why I think the best way to spread my religion is to not. And just be a nice & loving person. Who can share beliefs of (1)
celestedrake
hers and others. It is really fun to hear about beliefs from diplomatic and respectful people. (2)
TheSecondLastAirbender
Even monopoly money has more value
jarjarbinkswasthebestcharacterinstarwars
Definitely, monopoly is fucking expensive
burnydog
I got a 'message from god' on my car while in the hospital the other day. No thx, I'll take the doctor's advice unless it's a treasure map
flj7
As a Christian, I believe Jesus would be disappointed in this kind of behavior.
TheLordAndSaviorJesusChrist
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
You would know :)
lespritdeescalier
I made it to the front page and all it took was a little Jesus.
DukeDarkwood
Not shown: The water he's dancing on.
TheLordAndSaviorJesusChrist
TheCreepiestOfPasta
Good idea chong. I fucking hate these
MisterOp
Not all Christians are cunts.
SteveElzey
Just the cunty ones.
theonly7bit
I don't get it, jesus did let me down. that's not a real fifty. step up your game jesus
TheLordAndSaviorJesusChrist
What do you want me to do?
Imbouttopurgsociety
Hey I'm Roman Catholic. I can attest to the fact that we're all cunts. Well except a few, actually no, we're all cunts.
newsguycraigevans
Well yeah, that's kind of the point. We're all sinners (re: cunts) that's why we need Jesus. That's what I learned about being Catholic.
AnythingMuchShorter
The cunty person thinks he is good, while the good person knows he is a cunt - Aristotle
Affray
Yeah but in my experience Catholics don't act superior, they know they suck just like everyone else and are the first to tell you.
mibango
Yeah like that orphan mass grave found in ireland recently
VinnieJonesDiary
They weren't orphans, just born to unwed mothers, orphans were treated better. The mothers were locked up as well, basically used as slaves.
rockthekazbah
As a Christian I'm .... disappointed....
evergreenyankee
At first I came to the comments to defend them. But then I had a hard time defending someone who spreads the Gospel by littering.
Beckinpdx
There's a group that protests out side of comic cons and hands things like these out people will usually take then drop on the ground
evergreenyankee
The Word of God isn't trash, yo.
godlessheathen702
You're absolutely right, the "word of god" isn't trash. In order for it to be trash it would have to be real.
ticktockbent
This is the word of man. God never told them to make fake money to trick people.
hraabepex
evergreenyankee
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/32857381.jpg
UhBell
I take my downvote back lol
RedBeardedGentleman
u gotta be over the top. THE WORD-ah OF THE LORRD-ah AINT TRASH-ah. Can i get an AMEN-ah!
hraabepex
Really hard to tell on comments. And I'm still not sure.
evergreenyankee
Yeah, see, at first I was thinking the downvotes were from Christian haters, but then I realized maybe it was the Christians themselves.
Tassyr
How about by faking people out with this shit? I've seen people leave it in place of tips and shit.
GhostleyNerdicus
How about that one story of a guy writing "I give God 10%, why should I give you [I think it was 18%] on a receipt".
rouverius
As Christian who has given out tracts before, these are nothing but a cruel trick. Whoever is using these things needs Jesus.
thatauzzieguy
I think they might need less Jesus.
AnythingMuchShorter
As a not christian, did you know those tracts never work?
MagicUmbrellas
I find that Christians usually need Jesus more than regular ppl
rouverius
Can't speak for others. But I know I do.
OmenRider
They don't need Jesus, they need a boot to the head *thwack*
LychFinderGeneral
ssjalhazred
As long as you're not giving out chick tracts...
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Needs Jesus to whip them like he did those guys in the temple. Whapow!
sillychicken
LeadCommentFarmer
dont nobody need jesus.
americanlivinginjapan
Y'all need Jesus
LeadCommentFarmer
Nah, i'm too old for imaginary friends.
popejubal
No one is too old for imaginary friends. You know your life would be better with Bloo as your buddy.
TheLordAndSaviorJesusChrist
You called?
imgurforants
As a Christian, if you leave that thing somewhere you leave it with a real 50 inside.
Bigcurly2000
With would kind of negate the "Disappointed?" message they were going for
imgurforants
Yes, and honestly that thing is just stupid. I've seen a different one that's a billion dollars and that's more reasonable.
omglandshark
Not really, it's only 50 not 100.
hiaruss1
Chong has the answer. Regift it to a church.
RustleMyJimis
This!!
PuhTater
I've never seen a Chong with a bad idea
whitebicycle
"Led Zeppelin"
dex5
But, it contains Labrador.
Mikehippop
It might be shit, but it's good shit man.
ToeThumbs
*Re-grift
Elroydb
Not "a" church. That is just a dick move. Take it to *that* church
duckfan76
Stick it to 'em. Use it to snort blow off a hooker's ass
balzanya
Chong may not know how truly great his own joke is. I'd like to print a bunch of these and even start going to church again just to do that.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Make 50 of them and lay the stack in the collection tin
KharnApproves
Regift it to the church that made it. Not every church pulls shit like this.
jesterjynx
Where does it say a church's name? Usually, these things are made by third party companies, not churches.
KharnApproves
That's a fair point.
TheTitan94
Exactly. Imgur just like painting everyone with the one brush.
RootAccess
won't let you down? picking this up has already set the bar low. fuck
Snakesz
If I see a random 50, it's mine. That's 50 bucks I didn't have before.
bleeds
All hail chong
RevanTheJedi
Chang has an answer too
LookingForWorkInColorado
Vote Chong.
t4piwa
In the U.K. They could claim Gift Aid
crochetingsteelmagnolia17
I thought it was found in a collection plate! Obligatory there's asshats in every group.
darkhavana0512
BXHOVAYPCK
What if it said that, BUT it gave location to a secret geocache? That would be a smart idea
dustbowldano
But that would involve going to church...
yourmomsawookie
Ew!
AsAHistorian
That was clearly their plan all along, those cunning bastards.
cptwott
it's worth the trip.
Markuspsyches
Last 3 times I went into a church I started to feel sick and had to throw up i the parking lot. No thank you.
YouThinkThatsBad
What point in the service do they hand around the collection plate? Or do some churches have boxes you can put it in?
Violetheart17
They pass around collection plates during the service. When depends on the church.
Zodi
that's how they get you.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
i am not afraid of that
cptwott
I got away.
Zodi
and now you're spreading the gospel out in the wild, trying to get others to play the same "prank" by going to church!
YouCanHateMeNow
Checkmate atheists.
Taokan22
Salvation Army plate, then. Gotta play the long game.
ashmenon
But they have wine.
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Get really high beforehand. They usually tell hilarious and uplifting stories, do group karaoke, and hand out snack crackers and wine.
ThatRaccoonGuy
I don't find them very uplifting, TBH. I've heard a lot of them and they tend to involve "overcoming the evils" of homosexuality, booze, etc
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Those aren't the uplifting stores, those are the hilarious ones. I guess I could have thrown an "or" in there for clarity.
ThatRaccoonGuy
Ah, I see~ In that case, I agree.
tangopianista
Capital idea, old chap
Ragnadrok
SnugglyBurrick
DukeDarkwood
Read that as "Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Canada, Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Canada, Yes Yes...."
Ragnadrok
Wheb i get excited i start rooting for canada. Old habit
SnesC
You'd just be pranking some random Christian who probably had nothing to do with this. Pretty poor attempt at revenge.
SolomonHerculesAtlasZeusAchillesMercury
I like how what you said was probably true and very polite and you still got downvoted people need to learn respect for each other
FaceyMcCuntfart
You take it to the church listed on the fake tip...
Elroydb
That would be appropriate. Taking it to "a" church as was said is a dick move
SnesC
I don't see any mention of a church of origin. Where are you seeing that?
inaneasylum
"You cannot serve both God and money!" [rushes to elect the personification of greed]
cptwott
'so help me God!'
gingerbeardthe79th
Initially I took that as an historical reference to the Pope, but I guess trump makes more sense. Today's Pope is a good guy tbf.
RepostSadistic
The other choice was Hillary, the personification of benevolence.
ratfaceddog
I'm not sure whether you know what "benevolence" means, so I have no idea what you're trying to say.
RepostSadistic
I am not sure whether you know what sarcasm means, so I have no idea how to explain my comment to you.
ratfaceddog
No, I get it, and have heard that stupid false equivalence elsewhere. You're not as special as you think, snowflake.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Get that "there was no right choice" weak shit outta here.
hearthstoneaccount9
Implying Johnson or Stein were any better.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Implying Clinton was better. "But her e-mails!" You only have to observe how Not In Prison she is to see it was all noisy bullshit.
Ayylmaoman
I dun like Hillary myself, but you actually just she was kind and has good-will.
RepostSadistic
Dude, I was being sarcastic. Trump and Hillary are two sides of the same shit-coin
ratfaceddog
That's so much easier than paying attention and thinking, isn't it?
RepostSadistic
Ha ha ha! That was a good one! Tell me another.
aegis27
The Trump analogy seems a little stretched when you've got perfectly good mega churches that pull in millions tax free just sitting around.
TheBrokenRuler
yeah... did he really have to pull politics into this? I'm pretty fucking sick of every post having trump comments
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
The best church I ever went to was the Paulist church in Boston. They rented a tiny building and welcomed everyone in with no judgement
PandraPierva
Maybe that was the churches plan to elect the greedy cheeto to scare everyone to actually fucking paying attn next time.
slapAcrow
Doubtful
rocketman89
Only business they're in is scaring people into giving them tax-free money.
GorgeFloyd
Up voting for greedy cheeto.
corey18828888
Realistically I can't vote for anyone else because they all support abortion.
manolyk23
No, they support the right to choose.
PandraPierva
I'm torn on the issue. On one hand its killing children, and on the other this is an over used joke
CodyMSU
Yeah you are part of the problem we have in this country
PandraPierva
Because I pose an odd idea online. OH NOEZ OTHER IDEAS!!! TOO SCARY!!!
SardonicGrin
Everybody who thinks this person doesn't have the right to hold this opinion is a far bigger problem.
PandraPierva
I didn't think it would get burnt this hard lol. I posted it as half a joke late last night. This site is funny sometimes
butterflymkm
I'm really hoping that you said this in sarcasm and if so I'm sorry for all the downvotes
PandraPierva
A and B. Mostly Sarcasm. Also to see what people would say.
GorgeFloyd
You sound like a bit of a cunt.
corey18828888
The people that are for abortion are already born. I'm strongly against killing babies.
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darkdragonempress
Okay let's just assume you are right and they are babies. Instead of trying to vote for people that would increase the social net, making 1
Vivificus
If you recall the primaries, the evangelicals were staunchly anti-trump. the rest of the Republican Party forced their choice of DJT or HRC.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Buuuutttt....your forgetting something that happened a little later aren't you?!
Vivificus
Go on...
06484
The evangelicals voiced their support for him during the election though.
Vivificus
Yes on Election Day they chose him over HRC. They resisted Trump well into his campaign. They gave in after he won the primaries.
Tunisia
The candidate of family values... on his 3rd wife, the 2nd and 3rd having started in adultery. Also they raged at Michelle for wearing (1)
Tunisia
shorts on a beach once, and are completely silent about Melania's nude modelling. Shockingly, evangelicals are colossal hypocrites. (2)
badwolfandtheoncomingstorm
As a part of an evangelical tradition, that's a gross generalization. Grouping people like this is a huge part of the problem.
Vivificus
The two party system makes basically everyone a hypocrite. Two candidates cannot encompass all views. Everyone if forced to compromise.
BigSnicker
Hey, we just elect Cheeto Hitler, and he rewards us by fulfilling all of our dreams. That was our deal and it's totally, totally Christian.
SardonicGrin
It's soooooooo edgy to refer to those you don't agree with as Hitler (or Stalin, Marx, etc.)!
BigSnicker
Username confirmed.
SmergBlaerghl
Adolf Twittler
BigSnicker
Mmmmm, I'm liking that. Currently reimagining the Riefenstahl movies with Twittler staring deeply into his phone 100% of the time.
BigSnicker
Not that I've ever seen any Riefenstahl movies, of course. (VEE LOVE YOU HERR TVITTLER, SAVE US VROM ZEE NON-ORANGE MENACE!)
Cheomesh
Cheeto Hitler sounds so clunky. Try Herr Twitler.
BigSnicker
Thanks for your service. It's important that we take as much care with personal insults as the President does with his.
BigSnicker
--- Things US schoolchildren will understand as Presidential behaviour
Ayylmaoman
Yeah, too bad Hillary lost so those votes were wasted.
paintingagency
"The Lord can do his work through a sinner" - people actually said this.
Worgslarg1
See, there was a guy a while back by the name Saul of Tarsus. Might be worth reading up on his history, and he's a great author.
spudpicker
If Jesus appeared to Trump, he'd be deported back to the Middle East, so I don't think we can pull a Saul. Also, the name change would be 1/
spudpicker
tricky because "Paul" is still pretty cool, but there's no letter than can make Trump better. Frump? Krump? Vrump? Yeah, not happening.
paintingagency
I've heard of Saul of Tarsus, and Donald Trump is no Saul of Tarsus.
AnythingMuchShorter
When my wife was a waitress she would get these as tips. That's even shittier.
RMaybeth
those bastages.
dmbelafan
Some old fucks did this at my church when I was a kid...some showed up in the collection plate with colorfully worded written responses.
doyouevenrobot
smear them in shit and leave the pile of '50s' where they'd try to pick em up
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
As an Atheist, this is a big fucking generalisation of Christians.
5NoteHalf
Yeah, I've got a buddy who's a minister, and he'd take one look at this and say "what kind of asshole does this?" ESPECIALLY if it's a tip.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
It is. But I have never been to a Church that hasn't used something similar to these. Then a pastor accosted me in my place of work for 1/2
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
asking his daughter out for food and a drink because HE WAS READING HER EMAILS! (she was 19) I was done with churches after that. 2/2
FRESHDRAGONMEAT
I'm sorry this happened to you.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
No need. It helped me learn exactly the kind of person I do not want to be.
Crandillo
When I waitressed back in high school and college, I received shit like this frequently, made me hate the regulars
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Someone gave me last week a monopoly card that said "get out of hell free card". Really?!
scottydoesknow09
Yo, I'll buy that shit off of you. Realllllllly not trying to stay more than one week in hell.
Onfire7
As a Christian, it makes me want to get a job as a cashier or waiter just to shame the people that do this shit.It gives the rest a bad name
Cheomesh
Up in DC I saw a man put these in to the cups of homeless men.
SexualConsent
What a douchebag
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
"I'm helping!"
TheLettersBetweenNandQ
I'm pretty sure even Jesus would rather you just gave the guy a normal 50 dollar bill. At least that would help him
AnObviousComment
Help him afford his addictions unfortunately
AbstractSquid
AnObviousComment
lol, apparently
UhBell
I don't say this to a lot of people, but go fuck yourself.
ratfaceddog
I like how you automatically attribute a negative stereotype to a person you know absolutely nothing about.
UhBell
"Why are they so poor? Just buy more money!"
AnObviousComment
I know right?
TheLettersBetweenNandQ
I feel like a homeless person who was starving would pick food over drugs. But I don't know much about addiction so I could be wrong
itsbre
Yeah, you really don't. Unfortunately with a lot of drugs the addiction is so strong that they will spend all their money on it. Giving them
mizzcackalokie
"Four waters, please." -How you know it will be this or no tip at all..
mjg1993
Or maybe someone wants to be healthy and not drink something with so much sugar ♂️
Mairoa
I'm decently poor so I get water instead of a drink bc that $2-4 is usually going to a 20-30% tip. I'm not a big fan of most drinks anyway.
mizzcackalokie
Aw, I don't judge for just ordering water. I was making a joke about how certain groups on certain days would do this, and abruptly 1/2
mizzcackalokie
interrupt with this phrase. I also prefer water and tipping well. 2/2
marekjhnsn
I anyways get water but normally tip 20% or more
mizzcackalokie
Water alone does not define a good tipper so no worries. I was making (apparently a bad) joke, server to server, relevant to the comment.
KangaroosAreSeriouslyWeird
That's false, I've been a server for 5 years, bad tips are only earned when you stereotype your guests and give them service based on 1/2
KangaroosAreSeriouslyWeird
Generalizations and self-made notions that people's preferences are directly in correlation to what type of people they are. 2/2
KangaroosAreSeriouslyWeird
Yes, people can suck. But you cannot assume all people suck based on the few that share their preferences. Makes you bitter overtime imo.
mizzcackalokie
Have been a server many times and for many years (since '99), and some generalizations are true and not reflective of who I am. I always 1/2
Bigcurly2000
Psychologically, I don't understand how this works? Wouldn't this just piss you off and make you LESS inclined to consider their church?
Shrekhead
Shhh dont tell them.
joeyjojosharknado
What? No way. Getting one of these as a tip instantly cured me of my atheism.
shock6906
Yeah, this would turn me into a seething asshole REAL quick if I got something like this as a tip.
Bigcurly2000
Maybe they're actually a very subtle invention of Satan's then!
Mairoa
I remember getting one as a tip when I was living on pennies for food after rent. $5 would be a miracle. I cried instead of punching them.
ColtTheKid
Just like people condemning others to hell. Nobody wants to hear that.
AllMyPlantsAreDreaming
Yep
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
There are dropped on the ground and meant to be picked up. They aren't supposed to be used as real money. That'd be basically counterfitting
hoffbox
Seems more like a fuck you
LetumComplexo
For most people yah. But then again most people wouldn't fall for the Nigerian prince scam either.
DianNaoChong
Its about not having to give, not about actually accomplishing something.
hraabepex
I've very religious people for a while. Their mentality on this would likely be "who could be mad after they having learning about the word-
ratfaceddog
Yeah, those people are smug and obnoxious.
hraabepex
-of god. His word is far greater than money. They should be happier than if they had found real money."
TheRockDude
They ought to be slapped with a bible for muzzling an ox while it treads the grain. The workman is worth his wages.
AllMyPlantsAreDreaming
Curiosity, not cynicism: Do you know which verse that is?
TheRockDude
1 Timothy 5:18, although each instruction is found elsewhere as well
hartmonica
That's some brainwashing if ever I saw it
AllMyPlantsAreDreaming
There is something hypocritical about luring people with "avarice" though. Not that it would work. Preposterous.
AnythingMuchShorter
Yeah. Now tip someone a real 50 with a note that says something like "Jesus teaches me to be generous", that might work
TheLettersBetweenNandQ
Stop that, stop making sense on the internet
DotSlashNatalie
Jesus must be giving out the winning lottery numbers at that church. 10/10 would join. In fact would suck dick for winning lottery numbers.
fettuccine
same
mybrothersmario
Jesus teaches the art of insider training.
GrandpaRossysOldManDongs
I still wouldn't go to the church, but I'd damn sure try to be their server every time.
Nephus
Yes, bribe people into the Church! Nothing can go wrong!
AnythingMuchShorter
If it's not conditional and they'll never know if you do it it isn't a bribe.
Nephus
1. Of course they know it's from the Church, it's signed. 2. Saying it's non-conditional is bribery 101 for corporations.
AnythingMuchShorter
I mean the payer can't verify that the payee did what they want. When a corporation bribes a congressman they know if he votes how they want
wondermusic1
Isn't that what Christians are trying to do when they donate? Bribing God into letting them into heaven?
MrTylerDurden
No, Christianity specifically teaches that good deeds cannot get you into heaven...
UhBell
It also teaches you to actually help those in need, instead of flaunting the false possibility of financially assistance like a POS.
ratfaceddog
*some sects of Christianity
NahYouDontKnow
Excuse me while I go buy an indulgence
PaintedSlate
I'd be willing to bet there's a correlation between Christians who use this and those who think psychology is somehow evil.
WrongUn
The same church that is fucking loaded and pays no tax? Yes it would...
Odac
I don't know of any churches I would describe as "fucking loaded". They operate almost entirely on donations and barely have enough money
StrawberryPrincess92
I used to go to a megachurch, I remember when they got out of debt, it was all gravy and profits after that.
zmajevi
Depends where you live. Church in my town just built itself a gymnasium that cost several million.
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ratfaceddog
"Average starter house?" Just how fucking out of touch are you?
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zmajevi
I was just sharing an example of a church that gets by quite well. I wasn't suggesting it as frivolous, I don't care how they use their $
StrawberryPrincess92
I also have family that always tithe in their 10%...and who's there at the end of the month when they run short? the church? no family
eromitlab
Could be worse. You could be working in a restaurant on a Sunday, waiting on a demanding table of post-church christians, and that's the tip
avidreaderatl
My sister waitressed for years and said the same thing. Sad. My husband and I always tip at least 20% when we dine out after church.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
That is EXACTLY what happened to my fiancee and my cooworkers (I was a chef, didn't get tips) Fuck the people who leave this.
PiggyWobbles
That's called "being a cheap fucker" and hiding behind religion to validate it
Coopernius
Can we not bring back memories of this? Waffle House was hell on earth...
CrazyCatLad
I worked at Target through school and the post-church crowd was fucking annoying.
Affray
My wife and I worked at Swiss Chalet way back and the church crowd were the pickiest, stingiest people in the world.
sabotender
This actually happened to a co-worker of mine. Except instead of a 50 it was a 5. She was a feisty one and she chased them down the block.
fluhatinrapper
Screw em. Chase em down and hand it back with a big FFFFUUUUU.
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Need the rest of the story please
sabotender
Needless to say she couldn't catch them. She came back because she was on the clock, muttering under her breath that the next time she /3
sabotender
By the time she chased after them, they had a big head start. Keep in mind my coworker was a 60-something year old 220 lb 5'4 lady smoker.
sabotender
saw them she would tell them that if her tip is in heaven then so is their food and they could shove their scripture up their asses. /4
PeopleSeemToHaveLongNamesOnImgur
Last time I ask for the rest of the story.
sabotender
It was a busy Sunday morning for breakfast, so she didn't get to clean and pick up the tip until several minutes after they left. /1
SteveElzey
A church group rung up a 200 check. They left me a dollar after telling me what a good job I did. I ran into parking lot and threw it back
ISarabi
"YOU FORGOT YOUR DOLLAR!" -Because there's no way it could be a tip, right?
AnythingMuchShorter
My wife worked at a cracker barrel in NC, she got these a lot. Made us wonder why they think waitresses are sinners.
Xalaqia
If you're a poor waitress, you are obviously reaping the reward of a sinner's life. In similar bullshit, rich people must deserve it!
AnythingMuchShorter
God: you gave your boyfriend a hand job out of wedlock, I sentence you to 20 years bringing pancakes to bitter old Presbyterians.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
Likely they don't think waitresses are especially sinful, but it's an excuse to pay less AND feel good about it.
Cryolith
If they weren't sinners, they'd be wealthy right? That's how it works, isn't it?
Azile2012
The waitress was working & not in church that morning,therefore a sinner. I was a waitress at an Applebee's next to a megachurch. Fun times!
WKBetafiggit
B-but they went to Applebee's on a Sunday...
Azile2012
heh, the only time it was tolerable was when their preacher would dismiss them early, so everyone could go home to catch the football game.
UhBell
Church, AND football?! Is there a gay soldiers funeral we can protest too???
reesareesa
As a Christian, I hate this shit.
udabomb
As a Christian, I 100% agree with you.
SarcasticComment
it's a fine line between "spreading the word" and leaving litter at a gas station.
AlexDuos
How perfectly put.
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OhMyGodILoveMemes
Upvotes** sorry pls dont lynch me
TopherTots
For real. Guy on the street was offering people a million dollar bill. If you have to lie to tell me about religion, I want no part of it.
reesareesa
Most of us want nothing to do with this kinda shit. If someone wants to know about what I believe, I share. If not, I just love on ppl.
TopherTots
Exactly!! I honestly don't know where people even think that this is remotely effective...
NeverGetsTheNuke
Same. Who thought this would ever work? It just ticks everyone off.
vladimirstudmuffin
Hell, I'd even attend Mass to put that in the collection plate just for the lols!
wyatt8740
The worst is when I get shit like that clipped to my windshield by some christer at the hospital.
mike111177
DONT TOUCH MY FUCKING CAR YOU INBREDS!
GranolaGuy
You're at 666 upvotes right now!
AcidOPhilus
I love how they say "Jesus gives you self control". Tell that to all the abused children ffs.
celestedrake
And as a Sunday School Teacher, Jesus gives self control? Since when? The message of the NT is more that we don't have good self control,(1)
celestedrake
but we should try to be nice to others...which this is not being at all. (2)
ovelanimimerkki
HI CHRISTIAN!
Greymalum
As a human, I hate this shit. Grew up Christian, we do all kinds of bad ideas. in fact, most of it is well intended but ends up bad. Hmm
LaronX
I honestly think those people might have metal issues, being religious clearly doesn't involve this crazy kind of behavior.
ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
I've been given one of these as a Christian. It may have fueled my transition into atheism. I was 14, broke, and getting sick of it.
mt77932
I've seen people leave stuff like that in restaurants and then leave without paying.
obsequiouslifechoices
As a Klansman, I hate the rallies.
xenocyde1224
I went golfing with a dude and he left one of these in the cart for a tip. I have never seen anyone as pissed as the employee that found it.
CamelSpotter
Who does he think he is? The Dalai Lama?
ohheyimalex
I hope you went back and gave the person some actual money.
xenocyde1224
The one dude wouldn't even talk to us, I tipped another guy and apologized profusely.
BreadyStinellis
I got one as a tip, not only is it not money, but it's fucking insulting.
Plumbusdealer
That is a whole nother level of cuntery.
QuazMasta
I have literally never left a tip in a golf cart. Is that a thing you do?
Otterhendrix
Not at most public courses. Upscale and private ones you tip at. I've only tipped at a Disney course because they took care of every thing.
xenocyde1224
When they clean your clubs, take your bags to your car, etc., it's pretty reasonable to tip
IdLikeToRideAPigIntoBattle
Isn't that their job?
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
If they are paid less and expected to make it up in tips then yes (like a waiter) but if they have good pay then it's not really necessary
celestedrake
(also Christian) I'm just sick of these nasty ways to 'convert'. Who thinks these will work?
BWH13
Why would you hate it? There's nothing mean spirited on there. It's a fairly basic gospel tract.
Clineice
Yeah but there's a lot of other tracts that are a while lot better and not starting of with a lie
Plumbusdealer
Nope, just instant disappointment.
reesareesa
It is mean to trick people into thinking they found money. But more so, it doesn't demonstrate God as the personal God he is. And it makes
reesareesa
People push away from God not closer. People don't need to just hear the truth, bc truth can be manipulated. They need to experience God and
reesareesa
I have never once heard of someone experiencing God thru one of these tracks. Only people hating Christians more. So I build relationships
reesareesa
And love on people instead of throwing words at them that they don't believe
LateNightBunnyParty
Because some waiter making less than minimum wage is gonna see this, get their hopes up, and then get them dashed all in 5 seconds.
BWH13
I can see that. It's not cool to trick people. Ideally, the person giving out the tract would be there to explain it and not hide intentions
LateNightBunnyParty
Somebody downvoted you, so I put you back to 1. Dunno why the downvote. It was a perfectly civil response.
LateNightBunnyParty
But that doesn't happen, unfortunately.
ratfaceddog
That's even worse.
LateNightBunnyParty
"Oh my god, a $50 tip? I can finally replace my broken microwave/pay my electric bill/buy my son new shoes! ...Wait, it's fake???" <-- That.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
As an Atheist, this is a big fucking generalisation of Christians
OverpricedCrayon
what generalization?
Hwy61B
Yeah. Most of us Christians could care less what others do or believe. Very small minority are like this.
Otterhendrix
Agreed. And most atheists aren't of the neckbearded, Carl Sagan's my god variety. I hate anyone who thinks they're views are right or better
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
You can believe that your views are better, but that does not make you or your perceived social group better than other people.
Hwy61B
That's what it all boils down too. We all have our own views. As long as they aren't hateful, nothing wrong with that.
bobtheaxolotl
Everyone thinks their views are right, and better, or they wouldn't have them. Just try not to be a pushy cunt.
scroobiusgav
Couldn't care less*
Hwy61B
Don't be that guy. I don't hand out unwanted religious material. Don't hand out unwanted grammar corrections. ;)
scroobiusgav
It's just a pet peeve of mine, I don't meant to be so pedantic. However as @Skibblesz says, they slight differences have opposite meaning.
pylatt
But one of them could improve your life. [/joke]
Skibblesz
To be fair, it was an important correction. Since you literally said the opposite of what you meant and he fixed it.
szepasszony
*most non-evangelical Christians
celestedrake
I'd say most of the evangelical ones (at least that I have met) aren't being jerks like this...
szepasszony
1It depends what you mean by being jerks: evangelizing is part of being evangelical, Catholics tend to push their religious agenda on ppl
szepasszony
2when they can (say, they run the local hospital) specifically when it comes to things like contraception-but not just to convert.
LaronX
Really? Evangelic Christians tend to be way tamer then Catholics at least here in Germany
szepasszony
It's evangelical doctrine to 'witness' & convert people-even going door to door. Preaching to others is part of being evangelical.
Bennerokss
Na this is great. Funny as
idontgiveashitanymor
Totally disagree, thtas very unfair by getting others hopes up then shitting on it
Bennerokss
Yea I get that bit, would be a much better prank if it was given to a good friend as a bday present or something. Not to the public tho
Firesword007
I feel the same way. We shouldn't push our beliefs on others unwillingly.
pooperscooperbitch
I was at the hospital with my kids and there was a lady outside shouting, JESUS IS THE HEALER, JESUS IS THE DOCTOR! She was scary as shit.
AlcoholicSpastic
Same goes for children of believers, they dont get to decide themselves... so wrong
SarcasticComment
Parents make so many choices for the "greater good" of their kids. Religion is fine so long as it isn't forced through punishment.
LynnNexus
Only if their folks are assholes... Like people who give out this shit... I let my kids decide for themselves.
AlcoholicSpastic
Repect +1
isakoderu
As a hindu id hate this shit too... Fuck bugga how'd you feel if I dropped a 100$ bill with fucking yoga poses on it?
CatCuddles
I feel like this would be better than this crap in the pic above. At least yoga is healthy, and may get a laugh.
Derptator
Ahaha
OverpricedCrayon
I'd at least be able to learn a yoga pose from that.
abeu
what if they were a bunch of super hard impossible to do yoga poses tho
OverpricedCrayon
at least it'll show me whats possible instead of words that show nothing
Neoptelemus
Not as bad as the "faith healers" who tried to get my friend with muscular dytrophy to get up and walk in front of everyone. He couldn't.
elninjapenguin
As a Christian, and a server through college who had to work Sunday mornings, if I could have spent these, I would have been far less hungry
EyeSack93
As a dog I eat shit.
KeeperOfWind
As a Christian, when I found one when I really needed $50 for shoes I got so upset. I feel bad anyone that need money finds that fake money.
raviolihummingbird
As a (at least raised) Christian, people who do stuff like this scare me. They seem so completely... divorced from reality.
Squeezit
Divorce is a sin. Apparently.
ForgetAboutThis
Yeah, idk, randomly dropping this thinking it would do anything good?It seems like a tasteless prank.I tried telling my friends about 1/2
ForgetAboutThis
God and christianity and all when they asked me, but I won't do this kind of stuff...
RyanMorrish
There goes gravity
Revergo
Divorced from reality is probably my favorite description of it ever
westo48
whats even crazier is this is normal to them.
Eowyneb
And sadly, from the ones I have meet, they are Trump supporters.
sykoticflaw
That's because they are. They'd rather live in their Christian bubble than acknowledge the rest of the world actually exists.
JKJM
Oh they are. They really are.
LukeRDavis
I like the $1M bills.
TheScarfyDoctor
When Christians spend their time trying to evangelize or protest silly stuff, it's sad, because that's against most modern Christian beliefs
CrookedMouth
I have had people give me flyers such as this in lieu of tips at my valet job (albeit i work at a hospital valet so i am not too upset)
weasel1902
They are even divorced from their own religion... Also Christian here.
ratfaceddog
It's a good thing. Psyching people out with fake bills is pretty mild, compared to stoning gay people to death.
BreakTheCircle
It's terrifying how far some people who claim they are Christian have strayed from the message of Jesus... "Love everyone" not "hate gays"
ThermoNuke
Not every Christian hates gays just like not every Muslim wants to bring down a tower. Generalizations suck.
BreakTheCircle
Agreed, definitely agreed... I still don't get the point of so many varying denominations... i get different interpretations but there 1/2
BreakTheCircle
are soooooooo many it's hard to keep track 2/2
CherryFruit
Non-religious people and religious people tend not to share the same reality. Who's to say which viewpoint is more valid. There are so many
ratfaceddog
All opinions are not created equal, and not everything is a matter of opinion.
ohdeepthought
CherryFruit
Why did i get downvoted? Fuck imgur im uninstalling it
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Because there's a difference between reality and a delusional reality.
HungryPumpkn
Even if their viewpoint is real it doesn't excuse the guy who dropped the bill of being a cunt.
AlbertFrankenstein
Ayy lmao
RosegoldEverything
Bye, felisha.
mewberthildimew3
I get the feeling some people can't handle reality. They need someone to tell them how to think, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.
raviolihummingbird
That's kinda how I feel about it as well, and why I distanced myself from religion. But it's not really surprising, most of us have 1/2
raviolihummingbird
... some kind of authority watching over us since birth, and it's not always easy to handle losing that when you grow up. 2/2
marek
Or follow an ideology where they can live under the assumption that they are 100% right without having to consider facts and evidence
IncreasingChaos
Why I left religion in a paragraph.
yourmomsawookie
Never trust an adult who still believes in mythical sky men that blow trumpets on horses to signal the "end" of the world. Its made up yo!
yourmomsawookie
Tell that to the Mormons when they stand on stage and give weepy testimonies that "We are the one and only true church." Saw it every Sunday
TheGirafe
Even if it is, there's like a 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance you're gonna die first
CivitatemInkas
yourmomsawookie
Right so I get to miss the apocalypse based on a timing issue. #Born2soon. #Sad.
mikeanthony321
It's not that literal, you know...
ratfaceddog
How do you know?
mikeanthony321
I'm a Christian that is basically not a total moron. I rank highly in my class, and I'm going to college for free on academic merit. (1/3)
yourmomsawookie
Christians know everything about Christianity, THEY made it up. In the middle east, next door to ISIS. Then USA used it as a tax shelter.
mikeanthony321
Not physically, at least. So He can't be disproven as atheists seem to think he can. (4/3)
mikeanthony321
God's not a "man in the sky." He's just...a being. He exists outside the universe, so nowhere you look will you ever find Him. (3/3)
mikeanthony321
In order to understand Christianity, it has to be seen from a broader angle than what people look at it from. It's oversimplified. (2/3)
MetalEinstein
This might not be totally relevant to your comment, but you should really watch this TED talk. 1/2
MetalEinstein
2/2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVV2Zk88beY&t=733s
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raviolihummingbird
I enjoyed that, she gave some interesting insights and made good points. Everyone who reads this should watch it. Yeah, you too.
MetalEinstein
I agree. :)
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strugglesnuggler
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ROLL OUT!
aleister94
As an eclectic thaumaturgist I hate this shit
snivy642
As a piece of shit, i'm not a fan
yourmomsawookie
As an electric powered polycellular stink machine, Christians are goofy gas bags who are going to live...forev_____________________________
Notawallplan
Same.
SlightlyFabricated
As a what?
ColtTheKid
Google says that's someone who can cast spells but have an open mind about it.
SteveElzey
Ok Becky.
andaction
He ran for thaumaturgist and got eclected.
SlightlyFabricated
That made me chuckle.
BiliboyJenkins
a weird wizard
PiratesAreGreat
AN ECLECTIC THAUMATURGIST.
MagnumSandpaper
OurDreadFather
Electric thermostat. Got it
jkwasy
Jesus never tricked people into anything. He told them stuff they didn't wanna hear, and it was up to them to follow if they wanted.
ThySausagePrince
Ditto. They have similar $10 versions. I liked the church that used actual $10 bills with a church note attached, and dropped them at malls.
bamblebimble
I saw a 100 one shoved into a bench in the city, I ripped it up and put it in the trashcan right next to the bench
AlcoholicSpastic
You're a hero sir, taking on a spreading disease like that. Saving one hellbound soul at a time.
ProjectKurtz
Yeah, agreed. It's like those awful Chick tracts but worse.
OldVersions
+1
itsybitsyspider
I'm also Christian and hate how they encourage me to hand this shit out.
ctesibius
Who does the encouraging? (I'm in the UK, we don't have this).
itsybitsyspider
Religious leaders. They go "hand out tracks and spread the word!" And imply that if you don't, you're not doing your duties
ctesibius
Handing out tracts is one thing, handing out fake currency is another. Which, if any, encourage that?
itsybitsyspider
Depends on the church and religion. Not all hand out the fake money stuffs. They think it's "LOLZCLEVER"
KitKatx4
You may want to find a new church. As a Christian I have never had any of my churches have anything like this.
Peppersworth
Nobody is going to pick up what they thick is $50 and go "I'm so glad it was a Bible tract and now money like I thought!"
JabbaTheSwampBandit
Christian and swearing in the same comment?
jkwasy
Bible mentions using words to offend/insult people & avoiding the appearance of evil. Swearing that doesn't tear people down is usually fine
CheaterCageRyan
Christians aren't perfect. Cussing doesn't change what you believe in.
IHaveANeedForSpeed
Nowhere in Christian Law does it say "no swearing"
Hetuni
"Thou shall not say profane words" - Something or:other
ratfaceddog
You totally:made that up.
ForgetAboutThis
I know there is something about not saying anything that is not deemed necessary, as in you should not insult anyone.