ZBEARJEW
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Oh no, we crossed Universes.
This can only be settled through... MORTAL KOMBAT
Round 1 Fight!
Vega had moved but I had a trick up my sleeve.
GET OVER HERE!!!
Flawless Victory... Scorpion Wins
Hanzo Hasashi and Jade
She knows how to handle a pole... if you know what I mean.
Klassic Scorpion
Commander of the Shirai Ryu.
Finish Her
More like, "finished in her."
spacecatts
Where on earth do you live? Bc I'm going to move there solely for the hotties
ChronologicalMyopia
Now rip your own face off and breathe fire.
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
I see the ice bucket, was Sub Zero stuck buying drinks at the bar?
LetMeTellYouSomethingYouDontKnow
You both are really hot, those suits are dope, and I love MK - as such, I will not downvote you..... I'm lying, I have to downvote. :/
piedpiper89
Her make up game is on point. I'm jelly
DaleErnfart
I love WHORES!
HazeOwO
Thick thighs save lives
SithHaveBetterSex
Nice contacts
EverybodyAtCostcoLovesUsSoHard
♫♪ Mortal Combat!
tonymontana1184
Oh Jade brings up my animality.....
heinleinfan
PORTAL WOMBAT!
HowLongCanYourUsernameBeThisIsGettingOutOfHandOhNoPleaseStop
ZBEARJEW
Mine too bro. Mine too
Porecomesis
Did someone say a Mortal Kombat party? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdPoKlCsHZo
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ZBEARJEW
Highly appreciated. Took forever to find just the right fabrics.
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ZBEARJEW
Yeah. We both picked up contacts, shoes, and arm accessories to match. Tried to go all out without breaking the bank
HeemsMcClane
dont worry its cool, I'll just look at myself in the mirror and cry at how bad I look in comparison...
Sssamalama
BLACK MIRROR!
boyfromkansas
Were you at The Mix in Sacramento??
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Damn dude your chick is hella fine
TalosGuideUs
I'd fuck her
ZBEARJEW
Thank you kind sir.
Antihero13
I find everything about this impressive.
Evilbob556
Except for the unnecessary number of terrible sexual insinuations. I get it you have sex with her...
ZBEARJEW
I find you impressive. Keep it up.
thefreshjedi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxsNnUAyfd4
JohnnyWalkerTexas
OK. You got two bad puns about you getting to plow her. The third one generated a downvote.
BeerNinjaEsq
Well, you guys are extremely good looking
ZBEARJEW
Thanks! Jade deserved a hot date, if you know what I mean... http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1191222/toasty-o.gif
pagliacci323
Are you actually Jewish? Asking cuz of the username.
ZBEARJEW
Family raised, yes... believe in an ancient book that speaks of seas parting, sulfur raining, so on and so on... not a chance.
pagliacci323
Same but not as attractive.. and single hahaha
ZBEARJEW
Been single for most of my 20's. I feel you.
Daloth
are all of your friends decent looking? because even the ugly dude is like a 6. and the masked guy is ripped.
ZBEARJEW
I met those people that night at the Halloween party actually. Idk, Maybe it's a California thing. Either way, thanks!
SaxonsNowRedux
From california. Can confirm not all of us are hot.
ZBEARJEW
27 year native. This is true. I guess with a more serious reply, nope. I got some butt ugly friends.
SaxonsNowRedux
28 year native. Huntington beach born and raised.
ZBEARJEW
San Clemente for 19 Bay Area for 8
Flexster74
#2 well shit. These two are way too fucking pretty. Thanks for making feel like a troll.
Whispererr
Couldn't have said it better myself. I'm not even one of those cutesy trolls from the movie, I'm one of those trolls with the weird skin.
neutrik
A cave troll or a mountain one?
ZBEARJEW
Bright side is, you probably pull off Baraka better than us... I joke. Thanks, you beautiful person.
FernandoRumdebum
I'm a straight dude but you're actually better looking than your missus
ZBEARJEW
We can agree to disagree but I'll take the compliment. Thanks.
heartsbrand
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh
Istealfromthefrontpage
There were no survivors
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Absolutely barbaric
TicoGuy
Like Seriously the girl is pretty, but that guy daaammmn. No Homo
CritHam
Dem eyes dude
ZBEARJEW
I get to beat that scruffy jew's dick every night. No homo.
DeathtotheKardashians
I would say GET OVER HERE but shes obviously taken. good for you dude. you luck bastard
DeathtotheKardashians
lucky*
ZBEARJEW
Honestly, this was a 15 year fantasy fulfilled. I'm so lucky my woman is a beautiful geek.
erischilde
You are a beautiful geek. And that body on that Vega. If I were a woman, I'd be far moister.
ZBEARJEW
His*
ZBEARJEW
Yeah, him and has real life brother ken were 6'5" and ripped. Crazy duo.