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idolatorsmuse
#3 - Smurfahontas
whatisabaginses
My favorite for LOTR is still "midget destroys private property."
IronAngel2k3
TheCochNessMonster
He's not wrong
dev89
An old woman talks about the time she had sex with a hobo. - Titanic
MakingUpAUsernameIsTerrifying
Illegal alien stands against American industrialist and capitalism: Superman
lovemysunshine
The Fight Club description isn't off base or bad at all.
RedTec
Exactly, all they had to do was mention anything about fight club and it would have been mildly clever.
pancakesbaby
The Lord of the rings one got me +1
i8thebones
Still better than Netflix movie descriptions
InnerMachinationsOfMyMindAreAnEnigma
I love that bane reference with the strawberries packed in fiber +1
brandsilven
Three men go on a fishing trip. Jaws.
chucksusername
There will be blood: Single father enjoys milkshakes and bowling.
tachikaze316
"Small town Doctor brings 3 people closer together"
MyNameWillBeSirFred
I still prefer the Oz one: a teenage girl travels to a strange land, immediately kills a woman, then teams up with strangers to kill again
imjakefromstatefarm
teenage girl and her friends murder 2 women all over a pair of shoes
CallMeHeisenberg
Remembering the Titans: High school students put their racism aside, much singing and football games ensue
CallMeHeisenberg
Fuck. *Remember
FatmanSaul
The Lion King: Hamlet for stupid people.
phonecheck
Or, and hear me out, for children.
theswanknight
stupid ppl are really just children who growed up tho
SnibbleTiggits
Get out of here with your logic
littlestchild
This was my submission: http://imgur.com/GsIrI1K
MaximumOverStripes
Segata Sanshiro?
YouCantSellHorseTranquilizersToAMidget
It would be a fun game if the pictures weren't included and we guessed what movie they were describing
tachikaze316
"Out-of-work astronaut has trouble adapting to changes in society."
ImGettingMines
Toy story?
tachikaze316
Nope. Think a bit older, and live action.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I just lost it at that one. You know, the one we're not supposed to talk about.
TheGoodReverendDude
Peaceful aliens travel to Earth, Earth declares war, followed by mass alien executions from Slim Whitman
truetenorone
Love this movie!
FlareonTheFalseProphet
#3 is like exactly what that movie was though
Astuteangel84
Lol love it
hnk416
Blood donor joins handicapped woman to help pregnant teens trek across Australia.
katienicole007
None of the kids die in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. At the end of the movie they are all seen exiting the factory.
kantackistan
Fun fact, I didn't know this for YEARS when I was a kid, and assumed everyone was murdered. Never understood why nobody else was phased.
upsettispaghetti
Party pooper
ExTechOp
"Slowly". Obesity and diabetes are the silent killers.
r0sh
In the newer one, yes. Not in the original
LeatherDaddyFishMan
it's a picture from the newer one, so the original doesn't matter
GandalfTheUltraViolet
It's described in the book.
katienicole007
The original one is called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
r0sh
Ah, ok then.
Sassmachine
I'm not sure Monty Python is described badly. It's accurate and succinct without being misleading.
SolveTheCipher
Ni!
iregisteredmyfreakingbrainsout
Die Hard was on point as well.
schr610
I think the author had to have that in mind. It's completely accurate and the irony is awesome.
followthespiders
I don't get the third from last one :/
gemenes
White Chicks.
followthespiders
Fourth from last. I fucked up.
gemenes
Ah, well then we're in the same boat. =/
followthespiders
damn. but isn't that the little shit from "12 years a slave"? Time for some sleuthing.
followthespiders
It's called "The King". From the synopsis I think the 'badly explained plot' might not actually fit.
MrToday
Django Unchained: German teaches a slave to shoot, slave seeks revenge against slave owners, continuing the circle of racism
masterblaster711
Not quite
MrToday
That's the point
doublekross
It's supposed to be accurate, but in a way that people would draw the wrong conclusions.
jzlbek
The avatar ones are pretty spot on.
BattlesTARDIStroyer
Yep. It's Pocahontas, Last Samurai, Dances With Wolves. It's such a beaten-to-death plotline. Difference is those three movies are good.
hodorho
Yea they're pretty accurate plot descriptions
UncomfortableTruths
Beauty and the Beast was not Stockholme Syndorme, for fuck's sake. She only stayed with him to free her Dad, she was 100% cold to him -
UncomfortableTruths
up to when he scared the fuck out of her and she attempted to escape. She only came back because he got himself wounded saving her life -
UncomfortableTruths
She only showed him anything resembling courtesy after he went out of his way to be as nice as possible. She only started to actually -
UncomfortableTruths
enjoy her stay when she was shown the baller library, full of the thing she is crazy for. Then, when he tries to be a decent person and -
UncomfortableTruths
grants her the freedom to leave, she leaves him. She only came back to stop the mob from murdering him. That ain't Stockholm.
ThanklessNoodle
My personal favorite, Rich man in costume beats up the mentally-ill.
randomCatholicguy
Batman?
AJILIVIZION
thatchrisprattissohot
Batman.
KayteePotatee
Batman
thisisntmyitaliansportscaritsmuchroomier
Batman
Hanasakke
Batman