You Wont BELIEVE These Funny Things Husbands Say In A Marriage The Truth Will Shock You

Dec 1, 2016 3:45 PM

Schnoolehelett

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Yeah, I was clickbaiting here's a video of me not kicking a microwave: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T42XlDSA1EY

Fuck off with your title.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

unsubscribed.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just had a fight with my wife. This cheered me up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

-1 for clickbait title.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I downvoted this specifically because of the shitty clickbait title.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years in, I feel like I'm married

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Video checks out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Watched the entire video. I don't know what I expected.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#6 is from Reno 911, just replaced chicken quesadilla with chicken fingers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Married. Can confirm.

9 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

Not married. Eating chicken wings in bed.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Married. Still eats chicken wings in bed because it's awesome.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Its like they have a hidden mic in the house

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do I always think that David Hughes picture look like a Slitheen? What is that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 is probably why for a lot of guys if they get off work early just go to the pub or run errands rather than go home right away.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

BuzzFeed title, link to YouTube, reposted content.... I leave usersub for five minutes and this crap gets to the front page.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, why do men pee so loud? Is the meager extra 1-2 falling distance a factor? Does the penis act as a pressurizer?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-1 for clickbait would be -2 for repost

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let me go ask @rianocerous 's wife if I can upvote this. (She said no.)

9 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 3

Normally would up vote. These are, like, all reports and clickbait title on a site where people swipe to see what's next anyway...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of these apply to my relationship with my mom. -_-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ok. so, don;t get married. got it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to learn so much in 5 minutes!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's up with the clickbait title OP

9 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 9

Ctrl + C/V From Buzzfeed

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I thought it was funny.

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 7

Was just about to say the same thing

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You won't believe what happened when OP used a crazy title on his controversial "marriage post"!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Not gonna lie, I upvoted just for the title, damn you click bait!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A marriage can end when the inside of a toilet roll is left beside the toilet ... and not replaced with a fresh roll

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

what kinda barBARIAN

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife regularly does this. Ain't no thang bro

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a serious talk with my roommate about this. I put up with her making messes and not buying the tp, BUT GOD DAMN IT REPLACE IT!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is one in my bathroom at this very minute ...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i've made it my life's work to discover all the wrong milk-putting-back ways. so far i'm up to 1352.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My favourite is the drop-kick.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1353.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The last time I saw these, I got a lot of points by saying "Let me go ask my wife if I can upvote this". (She said no)

9 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 4

Have another one

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Married people problems are like first world problems to single people

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Perfect analogy

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