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wishfish
Haha no u cant fool me i know how timezones work
codesubversive
Moved to Australia in 2007 and can't see how I'd ever regret it, unless I get eaten/poisoned/whatever, and even then it'd be a tough call.
johnnysockpuppet
Best description for that god-forsaken island I've come across: "Going to Australia is like walking into the tall grass without a pokemon"
leo900101
I was going to say Australia isn't that bad then my mom called me because my cat picked a fight with a snake.....yay Australia
KarlaQueenofDucks
I will never be able to drink bought hot chocolate again....and yes...all these are accurate from an aussie
backtobackpanicattack
We've just had a whole bunch of Fuck You in Sydney
misskeekee
ive enjoyed it .... it kept the crazies away from my work
HemroidSamurai
Emus are a cross between bruce lee and s pidgeon
misanthropicmidget
I definitely thought the ocean foam on was going to turn out to be those spider eggs nests. I was cringing in anticipation. Disappointed.
SnackPacks
They don't have sex. The weird you're liking for is "ROOT"
iamrandomstranger
Yeah, Naah... +1 for Root! STRAAAYAAAA!!!
millertime89
I wish it wasn't so hard to immigrate to Australia...
bunduz
Yeah I am Aussie and looked at our citizenship test and some of those questions are weird as fuck
interestingnonetheless
Any examples?
Cantbestuffed
What does Yeah-Nah mean?
WhiskersTheWondercat
As someone who has spent months of my time and a few thousand dollars on the paperwork, I can confirm that immigrating here is hard as fuck.
Zziltoid
Depends. Are you white, educated and rich? But seriously there are ways, and we have a pretty good extended visa system.
millertime89
White, educated, poor as fuck. Yay college grad with tons of student loan debt...
Zziltoid
If you can find a job here, a company that is willing to "sponsor" you, you can stay for a good while. Then just fine an Aussie to marry :D
BaxtersSoup
Considering the only requirement used to be 'Are you a criminal from Ireland?'
wotac
"Who do I have to kill around here to get some Australian citizenship?", said the first ones, probably. Sounds kinda hard if you ask me.
WhereOnceThereWasAYachtNowThereIsNot
Round the twist is thoroughly known UK side also
adunfate
It came on saturday morning TV in the US for a year or two.. I watched every episode they aired and thoroughly enjoyed them.
DukeFlipside
As are Malteasers! Mmmm, Malteasers...
mariomario42
I've seen it in the US. I only watched a couple episodes, but the damn song is still in my head.
Illocon
I reckon I've commented with this link a fair few times: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zj0QMqPgAY
Sauroctonus
Fellatio Whale takes no pleasure from his job.
IOnceSawAMentallyHandicappedGuyPoopInADitchThatIDugAsAKid
Whale giving head one... I swear to god, how do people even see these things?
anon311919
Did you actually find it? because I did not.
IOnceSawAMentallyHandicappedGuyPoopInADitchThatIDugAsAKid
I did. It really does look like a whale giving head.
backtobackpanicattack
Hooray, +1 for us! And moral victory for being alive in a land that keeps trying to kill us.
Happythinker
I feel like the dog is fake...
neonfraction
The dog is real, but it's one of those warped, LoTR-style rooms. The way they made Frodo look tiny next to Gandalf in the shooting.
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
That forest fire response is pretty much what texas would do.
neonfraction
Nah, we'd just pee on it.
mushymilkfor2
And California too
TheVikingKing
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Canberra_bushfires -Thats our capital
EchoOfSnac
Also, the Interior of Alaska.
parafoxical
As a Texan, I've heard we have a lot in common with Australia.
gazettefan42
I have a friend in Australia and we have decided its a bigger hotter version of texas
quantumpacket
With more things that try to kill you. In Texas it's mostly just hicks with shotguns trying to kill you.
TheVikingKing
Yeah except ya know, our entire continent is like that..
Cyntral
I was thinking the same thing
ImgurFairy
Texas is to US as Australia is to the rest of the world. Or something like that.
IAmJacksViagraInducedErection
dublet
I'm sure Texans would just shoot at the fire to try and put it out.
ElmurFud
As a Texan, no. But we have blown a few up. Works pretty well actually.
iDrinkDrano
Waterguns
MethylUracil
Can I visit Australia? As an American, should I bring my machine guns to protect myself and to help you fight emus?
heyitsrobd
American, here. Been to Australia when I was young and was not disappoint. It was winter, there, though, which was light jacket weather.
DeadpoolDownUnder
You should read the article, we studied it in school, machine guns didn't help.
Momof2needsabreak
Do you guys need freedom from emus? America can help with that.
Anononononon
Nah we have to wait for Australia to find oil.
HooRoo2U
We are your #1 source of uranium for your nukes, though
Anononononon
Meh more uranium is obtainable in the us though we just let you deal with the hazardous side effects.
AndIHaveNoIdeaWhatToPutHere
As another American who wants to go to Australia lets do this! http://imgur.com/ASpsqke
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
No guns. There's a reason we've only had one school shooting a long, long time ago.. Bring lots of flyspray though.
littlegoblin
Drop bears should be your main concern
aquatech
Would you be interested in hearing the tales about someone who has had frequent run ins with these while hiking in the aussie wilderness?
aquatech
I could do a post, I have more than a few "close run ins" with everything from snakes to scrub bulls.
LadyJareth
Do it!
RusstheVillian
Do it but maybe no pictures of the spiders?
Ishckibblem
Pleeeeeeeeease!
germangirl1224
And apparently don't drink hot chocolate
ProudAussie
Come visit. Leave the guns, we have our own.
MoonyWormtailPadfootProngs
I need an Australian man in my life
iamrandomstranger
Correct pronunciation is the key. Let me try to assist: "Oi need a straayaaan maen in moi loif". also... yeah, naah.. and STRAAYAAAAA!!
jlafunk
We have malt balls caled Whoppers (yes, penis and teticle jokes go here) in America. (Similar to Maltesers but, like everything, different).
yarir
Just so you know: Steven Bradbury won gold metal after winning THREE races after the first second and third fell down, not just the final.
cinnamonster
But only in the final race did they fall right at the end and he passed them all. In the previous one he came second and qualified.
yarir
Yep. But still, in the first one fell down and one was disqualified. In the second like two people fell down. Amazing.
cinnamonster
Yep. He had the perfect amount of luck at just the right times to win the whole thing.
yarir
Yes. Thanks to a famous tv show in Italy everybody knows about Steven <3
skeedileebeebup
AND after coming back from a broken neck two years earlier
yarir
Yeah, the other side of the moon says he's got a pretty bad luck with his life before this... he almost deserves this
enchantedpancakes
Thanks Steven.
tinkerbellsaddiction
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.. SWEET JESUS THAT FIRST ONE....
Dondebsta
Always upvote 'Straya!
iamrandomstranger
I always upvote an upvote for straya.... STRAAAYAAAAAA!!
AlwaysAlready
for the record, maltesers are just whoppers (aka malted milk balls) with a different name.
HeyLookABunny
THANK YOU
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
It's also an Order of Crusaders that's now providing medical services in Germany. http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malteser_Hilfsdienst
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sovereign_Military_Order_of_Malta
ThePickle
Gorilla Balls!
PapyrusFont
There different in some places. Like malt balls in the states are fucking gross
CavalierNique
No! Don't you spread your filthy lies! I tried the abominations you call whoppers while I was in the US; they are Malteasers unloved cousin.
Papascircus
Just for the record, malted milk balls are merely a poor imitation of Maltesers.
sysaphiswaits
Skipped the rest of the post just to find this explanation.
JediMazter
ohhhhhh, THAT'S what whoppers are.
Ehehebottom
Whoppers taste nothing like maltesers! I hate whoppers but love maltesers!
XenoHorse
We have Maltesers here! Soooo goood. But they are highly addictive and not very hunger satisfying :(
fistswithyourtoes
You've just described chocolate perfectly.
InnocentValley
I'm a bit sad now. I know the glory that is maltesers but can't have any unless I go abroad.
fluffleupagus
If you live in the US, I've found Malteasers at World Market. I've never understood why people pitch fits that the US doesn't have them.
InnocentValley
Yeeah.. I'm that other 50%
iSoulend
Hum, please, it's called maltesers everywhere on the planet.
Rheios
And if they taste anything like OUR maltballs probably taste like freeze dried satan testicles.
Luvvie
Malteasers are better. The malted milk part is fluffier
ifwisheswerehorsestherewouldbelotsofhorsepoo
They're called maltesers in Canada. Actually, I think we have both.
Zawnbu
we do have both. Im also convinced they ARE different tasting
iamthisguy247
We have Whoppers for sure, but I think we have both?
wessyfbaby
We have both. Can't say I'm a fan of either but I'm proud of Canada for having both.
revcleo
Do you not have whoppers at Burger King?
mimblewimble
candy whoppers
jaminjimmyjames
2 different items, same name.
criggie
Lets go to Wendys! ...for burgers or for icecream? Which kind of Wendy's ??
ColinCraig
*Hungry Jacks
IAmABendingUnit
Only western Australia understands
rshole
The burgers ARE better at Hungry Jacks.
justsherlocked
.... What.
ColinCraig
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Hungry_Jacks.JPG
justsherlocked
So, it's Burger King. But with a different name?
devereeno
They are most certainly not the same!
godzillaeatsasians
Maltesers are better in my opinion and i was raised on whoppers
MrsHiddle
THEY TOTALLY DON'T TASTE THE SAME (Canadians have both)
AlternatePlayer
My country has both.
FluffyKittyButts
Whoppers taste like chocolate covered chalk.
DepressedAlpaca
The name trakky-dacks is completely logical. sweatpants=tracksuit pants. pants in aus=dacks (I'm australian)
NotTennesseeTom
I have an Australian friend that calls his sweats husk. Is he just fucking with me or is that a thing?
Foxxycosplays
In England we call them trackies.
Warranty
Are you okay?
Deftscythe
See now, you say that, but first you need to explain how pants = dacks. Learn me a thing.
skippingmyhsreuniontogetdrunkinmydriveway
Possibly from Daks, a UK brand that were first to produce self-supporting trousers in the late 19th or early 20th century. Possibly.
tanadarko
I love how you guys are a quaint combination of adorable and badass.
Foxxycosplays
In England we call them trackies.
Kyuubles
Tracky-bottoms :3
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
In the UK it's tracky bottoms.
DroppingBearsOnTouristsSince1989
I moved to the UK from Oz and everyone kept looking at me weird when I would talk about my pants. Apparently here 'pants' are undies..
reaper8891
nah, undies are undies or jocks, pants are dacks or strides.
DepressedAlpaca
undies=underwear
Kyuubles
Yeah but Americanisms become more and more popular... 10 years ago it was more of a thing but today people say pants/trousers interchangably
micksy
Sister visited UK. Asked what she was going to wear out to dinner. "Just some pants". Bertstare.jpg.
CatCattington
Yeah, my Auntie laughed at me a lot. I learnt that one does not go to a wedding in his "pants".
reaper8891
nah, undies are undies or jocks, pants are dacks or strides.
oZsh1rts
or duds
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
Not in the UK. Pants = underpants.
Amythyst
Care to explain where 'dacks' meaning pants came from?
tatercake
I mean shit it's so obvious here what dacks are, but... for the life of me I can't tell you WHY that is. Hmm.
tooomanysteves
From a brand name.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
I'll fuckin dack ya mate.
backtobackpanicattack
Probably a rhyming slang derived from slacks
ColinCraig
apparantly a brand name, itself short for "Dad's Slacks" - http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/daks
DunderMifflinThisIsPam
Exactly. Hence the saying "don't shit your dacks"
setphaserstophun
I read it as tricky-dicks. But with, ya know, an Australian accent.
myexpectationsaresuperlow
OK while I have you here, what's the FuckYou weather like?
nabraxis
What we have in qld the last week, fucking freezing and literally an hour later sweating your ass off.
saralinacheesecake
Sort of what we have had in sydney the last few weeks...over 40 degrees and over a week of huge thunderstorms.
Ienjoyupvoting
That's 104°F for other confused Americans.
myexpectationsaresuperlow
So like early on in a Kuwaiti summer. Cool.
saralinacheesecake
Yeah probably. But its going to get worse...so much worse. Summer only just started. January and February are the worst.
DepressedAlpaca
not bad unless it's summer then its like 87 f average.but when its REALLY HOT it gets to like 107 f
rekcilthis1
"f". Are you sure your aussie?
DepressedAlpaca
I converted it for all you imperial using wierdos
rekcilthis1
I don't use imperial, I'm a proper aussie. I use Celsius like a normal person, and damn the Amerifats.
Kyuubles
So what's the deal with what you guys call 'thongs'. Those aren't thongs...
DeadpoolDownUnder
So am I buddy, nothing compares to flipping into a warm pair of tracky dacks on a cold winter night...
Megburger
On a cold FuckYou night
DeadpoolDownUnder
Nah, yeah...
LittleBallsOfSunshineInABag
I'm sitting here in mine, reading this, and all I can think about is the way that feels in my mouth. Tracky dacks. Dacks of the track...y...
DeadpoolDownUnder
It feels good right?
LittleBallsOfSunshineInABag
dadinplaid
Flipping into?
troublecliff
Cold meaning 10 degrees or so...
DrArtemis117
15 degrees mate. Where are you from, Melbourne?
troublecliff
Queensland, I live in Canada now :/
marvelboy
Fun fact: If you want to greet an Australian in an Aussie accent say "scarnon".
SouthernUTAH
"Scarn on mate?"
donteatmeplease
haha inaccurate but funny haha (Australian)
apriciti
wait why i dont get what that is supposed to even mean or be or
afterdinneromelets
I was thinking maybe "what's going on?" but honestly I have no idea.
Eabeoma
That's right. "scarnon mite" sounds just like many people here, and if a stranger said that to me on the street, I'd probably respond.
BlibberingHumdinger
'S = what's, carn = going, on = ...on... It's a bit more like scaranon, but yep... Only in the country though. Wouldn't work in Melbourne.
HooRoo2U
Cuz Melbourne think that anywhere that isn't "Melbourne" is "country"
BlibberingHumdinger
Coz it is. Lol. Except perhaps Sydney.
adebisislittlehat
'Airyagarn' works too
ViolentGoldFish
sounds like carl baron!
Lesbiandez
"Would yu care for an orange juice?" "If it needed me" OH FEE FEEEEEEE!!!!
TastyBrainMeats
Like "scar non"?
MyrtletheMagnificent
yup.
Ezzybells
Yeah, maybe more like s'carn on?
snoozeberries
It's just one word
goodtobeme
Most of the Australian vocabulary roll into just one word.
TheRealEalonMusk
It is supposed like you are saying 'whats going on'
TastyBrainMeats
Ohh, that makes sense!
reaper8891
or hows gon? and the main responses are "yeah, not bad" or "not too bad" or "yeah cant complain" almost never "good"
marvelboy
"Yeah, na" means no and "Na, yeah" means yes.
eliasdre
I said this out load and died laughing hahah I don't think many realized your genius here
AussieBen
Nah, Yeah accidental olympian FTW
sheshazelnuts
HIS FACE
Puddawudd
Last man standing, first across the finish line, fair and square, he deserved that medal.
DeadpoolDownUnder
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Yeah nah Roy and HG were fucking beauties on that one.
011101000110111101101101
We call that a Bradbury because his name is Steven Bradbury
WhatsAJib
But it wasn't just the final. Wasn't it, like, three consecutive races? And he only got to the Olympics on a wildcard as well. #inspiring
pgdave
Yes! I watched those races, first time watching speed skating. Became convinced I could be an olympian because I would definitely be in last
ran1992
Yup. One my profs was from Melbourne and he had us watch, it happened in at least 2 consecutive races.
WhatsAJib
Yes – but there was at least one race, where half of the track were disqualified for false starts – so he basicaly just had to finish.
jmartkdr
Win by simple virtue of not failing.
BallsackHippo
I've seen this race, the American fell first.
jmartkdr
Hey, it's a valid (and gold medal-winning) tactic: focus on not falling down. Everyone else tried to go fast and lost.
BallsackHippo
+1
Mythmatic
rafaels100
Hilarious
kaos9
Sea Foam is actually the washed up sperm of whales.... those kids....
Myrilath
I would suggest that it is actually coral sperm
Myrilath
Coral spawns - day 1 is slick and a bit foamy with bubbles but as it breaks down it ends up very foamy
obscureallusion
I'd love to see the sources for that fact...
INDIG0M0NKEY
http://oceanservice.noaa.gov/facts/seafoam.html
neonfraction
So algae semen then?
TastyBrainMeats
Sooo....not whale sperm.
INDIG0M0NKEY
Yet still dangerous sometimes
Anononononon
Had a whale of a time?
Amythyst
Quite a tale they had when they got home
Anononononon
Though nine months later, when the little girl gave birth to a hybrid whale/human....
BeetleJuiceX3
malteares are like whoopers, though I've heard they taste better which isnt saying much as whoopers are awefull
tooomanysteves
Malteasers are fucking awesome!
WhiskersTheWondercat
As an immigrant, they are the exact same thing. inb4 hate
acogmuffin
As someone who knows what Malteasers are: What the fuck are whoopers?
BeetleJuiceX3
like I've heard theyre a shitty version of malteasers http://sweets.seriouseats.com/images/2011/10/20111021-candy-a-day-whoppers.jpg
maniacalmustacherides
Whoppers. Malted milk balls
lmOIdGREEGG
http://makeameme.org/media/created/Its-like-hes.png
OverlyCynicalImgurian
Malteasers are actually godlike.
Ehehebottom
I agree! They're the best!
BeetleJuiceX3
till i try them I have really no opinion on them just whoopers.
XenoHorse
We have Maltesers here! Soooo goood. But they are highly addictive and not very hunger satisfying. You finish the thing without realizing :(
PilgrimProgressing
I can send you some of you want. They're divine!
whatsaplatypuss
Oh dear Jesus that first one....
PikachooBacca
I almost threw up all over my bed when I read that
acuriousfish
Ive read it like 15 times and every single time i shudder
BeKindAndLoveOneAnother
you're not making me scroll all the way back up there are ya mate?
Furrybiped
10/10 had to scroll back to see what it was.... Then shivered in horror a second time.
Killeronice
Every orifice on my just clenched so hard i could break bricks.
CanadianEngineer
Nope. Nope nope nope!
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I'd probably die right there.
IWillPostSomethingSoonAndItWillBeEpic
After reading that I skipped the rest and came to the comments section for support.
disruptedvice
We're here with you, brother. We're all here.
IWillPostSomethingSoonAndItWillBeEpic
Thanks. I needed it. And I want to feel comfortable drinking my coffee now.
blueraven1666
That actually made me scream. In public.
Summersky
I WAS EATING! I almost vomited, my god!
Rhase
Yeah, I actually like spiders and that grossed me the f out.
shank
I'm coming to accept spiderbros in my life, but that caused me to scream internally for at least a minute straight. No. NO NO NO.
Khaelan
It almost made me spit my gum out. Then I nearly puked. Fun times.
JuneOokami
And this is why I'm moving to New Zealand. I can't even read that again.
PunchItChewy
You know when you read something and get that weird feeling in your head like.. this is going to change me forever. Damn that first one.
iamagrocerybag
This happened to me when I first encountered mould inside a carton of juice. Always drink it from a clear glass now. Ugh ugh ugh
graboids
I just threw up in my mouth a little
SpoonOfDoom
Yeah... from now on, whenever I have a milkshake and it's a bit harder than usual, I will think of this and look into the straw.
TurtleEclipse
One time I woke up to a huge huntsman just chilling ON MY FACE. Straya.
okbluejays
I didn't realize Australians drank hot chocolate.
TheToasterizle
why would you want to get hot chocolate in australia anyway
Uardia
That is the only species of slider I'm afraid of......a part of me died at that horrific nightmare
doubleormuffin
Why the fucking hell would you open it?!
NickTeslaTheProWresla
I have been reading so long I had to scroll back to re-read it
Kpizza96
I thought I was going to be mold, I would prefer to find any kind of spider over mold in my hot chocolate
thisappisajoke
Right? I cried. Ughhhhhh
noxdracoria
I am now going to have nightmares and not be able to drink anything out of a cup with a lid for a while due to the horror.
frodoandmangos
Once I was walking through a doorway and a huntsman jumped on my shoulder like a horrific leggy parrot and fuck my tits off it was awful.
DTJames
What a wonderful phase! "Fuck my tits off"
Snarkoleptic
We'd have to look at your tits first before we take on that assignment
IdunnoIjustwantedtobeaneconomist
As a person who uses several unconventional tits-related phrases, +1
letmenumberthatforyou
*uncomfortable
graboids
*unconventional
ArniePye
That was rather graphic.
wigglyseaurchin
I had to stop for a breather at "horrific leggy parrot" but then you hit me twice with "fuck my tits off".
Ezzybells
The annoying thing about huntsmans is they don't have webs, so they wander around lots. They even hitch rides by falling on moving objects
daegon789
Fuck all that
nipplepanties
I voulunteer as tribute!
theManTheyCalledJayne
I volunteer as a backup
pronacc
Found a pretty big huntsman in my kitchen here in Thailand. Whacked it with a broom and it walked away.
TastyBrainMeats
Not even ran, just strolled the fuck away like you weren't even worth the trouble of biting?
motherfuckingpeanutbutterandjam
well he could see on its health bar that it had only taken like 5% dmg from the broom hit, he couldn't win that fight.
SpoonOfDoom
"Geez mate, the broom again? I don't have the nerve for this today. I'm leaving. Call me when you've calmed your tits."
AlbertoMX
I'm more worried about the fact that it walked away AFTER being whacked with a broom.
motherfuckingpeanutbutterandjam
well he could see on its health bar that it had only taken like 5% dmg from the broom hit, he couldn't win that fight.
TurtleEclipse
One time I woke up to a huge huntsman just chilling ON MY FACE. Straya.
dynamaux
I'll have a non-nope double nope noppuccino with whipped nope on top!
keyblader1985
They should really just rename Australia South Murderburg.
unbreakablekimmyschmidt
I seriously feel sick to my stomach. I can't stop imaging a "weird long furry thing" in my mouth!! Aaah!
unbreakablekimmyschmidt
Thinking back, I probably could have phrased this better...
littlecatdog
I had a huntsman living in my house for the past year. My boyfriend killed him last night and I cried like a baby. RIP Hunter.
PuddingIsAmazing
#1
bucketofsarcasm
I visited my aunts dad once and there was a huntsman bashed a container next to it just in case didn't move look away FUCKER IS ON MY BOOT
ikma
I don't even believe that one a little bit. I don't care how 'OMG AUSTRERLIERR' you get about big spiders; it's not gonna be just (1/2)
ikma
hanging out in the inside of a hot chocolate lid after being dunked in fresh hot chocolate several times as the person tried to drink. (2/2)
cmsport2
I'm sorry to do this, but here. Know the horror... http://www.arachnoboards.com/ab/attachment.php?attachmentid=128901&d=1407256910
BorderlineBoozehound
That's not even a particularly large one. They can be about 30cm.
backtobackpanicattack
all my nopes
tanadarko
Are they venomous? That guy seems unconcerned.
DeadpoolDownUnder
acuriousfish
upvote ein!
Efreeti
See you space cowboy!
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
What horror? I have two in me bedroom. They eat insects.
LadyJareth
Yeah, the thing that stuck with me in that story was feeling bad for the poor boiled spider.
ILikeBigBooksAndICannotLie
Ditto. Mine is Sir Frank. He also eats the little spiders for me.
PunchItChewy
I would rather insects. They cant kill people... Or maybe they can in Australia.
akom
Huntsman spiders, while gigantic and hideous, are actually non-venomous to humans. Still, I wouldn't want one falling on me in my sleep.
thatclimbingguy
I WOULDN'T WANT ONE FALLING ON ME AT ALL THANK YOU VERY MUCH
PunchItChewy
I knew what the link was. Why did I click!
Amythyst
Dear goddess why? ;_;
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Quit being a fucking pussy mate. It's just a huntsman.
Armored0Titan0
It's actually kind of cute.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Too right
TastyBrainMeats
I hope they didn't hurt it...spider legs are fragile!
WeAreScientists
Is it worth the risky click?
Mitchz95
NOPE
akom
It's a close up of a huntsman in someone's hand. The gif of the guy trying to catch one on the ceiling is worse, IMO.
MadEyeRix
What do we say to today's risky click? "Not today."
pairofsixes
this is not today's risky click.
JasperSirGalahad
I'm sorry but to the person pouring the hot chocolate.....how do you miss that?
krazyfrog
It was under the lid.
Ezzybells
The annoying thing about huntsmans is they don't have webs, so they wander around lots. They even hitch rides by falling on moving objects
TepidTea
Mightve been a hit chocolate machine
NerdN1
Huntsman Spiders are remarkably stealthy and like to hide everywhere. Luckily, they are harmless besides the fear effect. >>
NerdN1
Then again, people have crashed their cars after a Huntsman fell into their laps while driving...
LicensedAdHominem
They were fending off a bigger spider
wellthisjustgotinteresting
DAMMIT AUSTRALIA
SpoonOfDoom
A typical day in Australia. Serving customers while keeping the human-sized terror spiders at bay.
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
TIL Australia is Lordran.
SpoonOfDoom
Maybe if you hate your customers?
MHMaille
So if you work in retail, is what you're saying?
SpoonOfDoom
Okay, let me rephrase: Maybe if you hate your customers and aren't afraid to let them know?
CryloRen
"Fine DON'T tip me."
EddieMcfork
There's no tipping here m80
thatdutchguy
I've never realized you could type m80. thanks
HughLaurie
Likely it was under the lid. I don't check under my lids before I snap them on the cup. I might start though.
BorderlineBoozehound
Are the lids not stacked? I have trouble imagining someone would pick up a lid and not notice a heavy foot-long spider.
HughLaurie
If it's the last one in the stack then it could be under there. Spiders aren't heavy.
SeriousSeamstress
spiders can squeeze into really tiny spaces.
BorderlineBoozehound
Have you ever seen a Giant Huntsman Spider? I can't imagine one being able to hide inside a stack of lids.