Aug 17, 2016 7:03 AM
JustCallMeNippleCat
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Shmeadicus
I got 10.000 gallons and $20.00 one time but I didn't wanna look weird in public taking a picture of it. Probably my biggest regret.
mydickcancurl100lbs
Yeah okay and grizzly Adams had a beard
MandaloreIncognito
That must be at a new pump, because that display is far too clean for any pump I've ever been to.
That dispenser is at least 5 years old for sure. We just maintain it really well.
CatPresident
Usersub for life
Saw your comment at 0. I gotchu, fam.
A true usersub hero! Thanks bruh
Anytime, homie.
nj23dublin
Gas is taxed higher in Europe & the demand is less, because cities were built differently & rely on public transport.
boiaboia
Could he be the chosen one? The one that was promised?
sangatster
Numbers add up
TwistedAttitudes
Why aren't you representing your country at the olympics?
Orpheus
Great now do it with meth, piss, and lemonade
Sorry, or piss dispenser broke. You'll have to wait for maintenance.
elisardbeth
Consider those fake points given!
CorvoAttano24
ClemantTheGymLeader
Zoom on mobile
Oh dear lord, you're right. Yay for Galaxy S6.
ThaFitAddict
Upvote bc "User Sub for life"
nosson12
With all apologies meant, the ocd in me would have liked you to pay 36 dollars. Sorry
Me too, but gas isn't $2.00/gal
IAmNotAWitch
It would be better if it was $36, but +1 anyhow, you, The Master of the Gas Pump.
NsideZ
Did you go in and pay in cash?
DangeRxRanger
I'm still waiting for the meth, piss, and lemonade. But you may have a point.
TrashyRomance
And fake points you shall have +1
nattyd20
Nice work. I filled up for 1.88 yesterday in south Austin
painfullyawkward
Snicker4
ratfaceddog
So, that's what "the thing" is? I'm kind of disappointed.
Doughnut292
Oh OP you dirty little tease...
You know it, baby.
theamazinspiderman
you activated my tralalala
ScottHamm
You didn't do anything, gas prices did that.
I wanna see you stop it on 1/1000 of a gallon at will.
With a classy username like yours? I'd prefer you stay far away from me.
SaveMeSomeOP
Sorcery.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Should have stopped at tree fiddy
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
It was about this time i realised that the gas pump was an 8 stories tall crustacean from the paleolithic era
iklsr
Technically still gives gas. Huehuehue
What the hell? K I L L T H E W I T C H ! ! !
You can try, but I ain't gonna die until I get my shit, mothafucka
I should hook you up w/my xwife. She gave me nothing but shit. Shit abounding. Shitfest. Shitoramma. Shitzolific.
Darkcrystalc
That is one crisp display. Even my newest gas station doesn't look this clear
Klingon00
It looks like e-ink, would be very readable in sunlight...
huh, the more you know
Drullkus
I felt like I came.
dweadpiewitwobbits
I call BS, works out to 1.888888888888889 a gallon.
dragon6172
Same as $1.88 9/10?
Room9856
Yes. $1.889/10 * 18= $34.002
chrloe17
I love how crisp it looks I'm gonna save it
You could always come see it in person if you're ever in NE Texas.
Well, we've had these dispensers for at least five years. They're cleaned and maintained every week. Encore 500 model, if anyone cares.
5 YEARS!? WTF IS THIS!? BS! I want a picture of the whole gas station now!
Why not come see us in person next time you're in NE Texas? Granted, the screen is probably the sharpest part of the store.
Live in Georgia. Don't think I'll ever go to Texas either
Fine. I'll update you in a few days.
I'm off work today and tomorrow. Really don't want to drive up there just for a picture..... can you wait until Thursday?
Kebabfrau
...... still waiting
CprnMcAwsmsce
Dot
Apologies for the wait, but due to customer volume and a lack of editing software, I was unable to get all the pictures I wanted to share.
To explain, I refuse to post any pictures where a customer's license plate is visible. Tomorrow I open, so business will be much slower.
SaltNSunshine
For later...
Acknowledged
Yesyes!
Very well. I'll post it here for ya.
PatrioticLibertyPrime
Well you can tell this is In the future by the four eyed android in the reflection.
dephress
Right? I thought this was a scale at first.
Could it be a clear sticker?
thislooksfun
This looks nothing like a scale. It's not even yellow.
no1vern
Am I the only one who suspects Photoshop?
Nope. I don't have a computer. Only a Galaxy S6
Ayxu22
the reflection stops half way down the display, ima call it
winsZero
I almost thought so too but look at what it shows as when you zoom in, see the distortion from the screen?
you can see the clone brush circles on the right
I think we are looking at 2 different screens. PC vs phone maybe? There is no distortion on PC.
Yeah, phone, and I tried to show you another image of the distortion and realized you still wouldn't be able to see it lmao. But if you zoom
DataTrekker
It's 95cents a litre in Australia. :D HIGH WAGES AND CHEAP FUEL, BITCHES.
SqueezeTheDay
What? $1.20 diesel!!
chrishallett83
Where the fuck do you live? It's around $1.25/litre here in Westralia.
TotallyNotYourCat
South Africa would be about $1.20 AUD p/L
vegemitelover
Paying over $1.20 here :(
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
High wages to afford surviving basic wildlife.
cantthinkofonebutok
You're paying $3.50 a gallon then ..if you compensate for Ausi vs US currency it's still 2.6$ you're paying more .....BITCH
LunaticScientist
Of course I would be paid at least 1.5 times what I make if I was in Australia
ViennaWaitsForYou
A gallon of fuel in Australia, acc. to my math (litres to gallons, currency conv., average price in au today) is $3.03 US. (I can't sleep)
fbutt09
48c/L in Dubai. Even higher wages and tax free biatch! If only I was employed! *sigh*
To clarify UAE dirham pegged to dollar. $.48/L.
dunecat1337
Could people please stop pegging our currency?
It's the Corporations, Governments and World Bank colluding. Average person always loses out.
I was making a strap on dildo joke.
HouseTonyStark
£1.20 per Litre on the motorway guys. fuck you all
spankatorium
Last time I checked it's around E1.56 here in the Netherlands. Fuck this country.
Don't you people just cycle everywhere or like.. ski?
We're not that far up north and I sometimes have to drive two hours to work. Good luck cycling that...
yeah fair enough.
breathofthewildside
Annnnnnd even if that were true, I still would not consider living in australia ?
Zmokahontas
Puerto Rico is 58 cents per liter
robertloblawlessthethird
Where are you?? I paid $1.22 in brisbane today!
StrawberryBubbleGum96
On a Wednesday ?!
I know, I was pretty pissed, I seen it at $1.03 yesterday and didn't bother filling!
Eastern37
I paid $1.28 for 98 in Townsville today...
Werewolph
Good god... Toowoomba (1 hour 30 mins West of Brisbane) is in the $1.40's!
MexicanInQueensland
Paid 1.14 this morning at a service station near Virginia (Brisbane), after driving out at lunch, fuel was down to 1.04 at a 7/11 in Aspley
As you might expect, I was mad pissed...
LeRagingPineapple
Holy shit. Im in Tasmania and its usually around the 1.50 mark..
CommissarMark
*MID WEST LAUGHTER*
Lizaderp
Everyone in America cries a little...
EmCeeMiNacion
Heh, yeah? Well we got high speed internet. Take that!
FZRM
LMAO. Malaysian RON 97 priced at USD0.52/litre
CaitlinAmmie
Not for long! Only stays for a week and then skyrockets!
ManLonG
but no broadband
PurpleJerry
Buy something from amazon.
notevenaname
What? Where?
Talmorean
And death in every pair of shoes you don't check.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
But that's nearly $4/gal. I'm glad I live in the US where it's around $.50/L
ThinkMcFlyThink
I mean it's more like $0.70 in USD so we're close :P
Our minimum wage is a lot higher though.
catsandcoke
So is your cost of living.
twofishtails
Any trained economist will tell you a US dollar will go a lot farther than an AUS dollar.
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
You are correct. Not only is the AUD worth around $0.76, it just does not have the purchasing power, nor is it universally accepted.
Right.I always thought their national currency was the "stubbie", anyway: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/VB-stubbie.jpg
RobotsAndLasers
What's the cost of other basic necessities there? Genuinely curious because I would expect everything to be double.
redneckdownunder
The necessity of housing is breathtakingly expensive. Paying 340/week for a "cheap" 3/1 house in an older working class neighbourhood...
It's a small asbestos laden pre-ducted air conditioning house in a lower middle class suburb in Australia's most "affordable" city.
Naternutts
Holy fucking hell.. That's a mortgage on a nice brand new 3/2 house where i live (New Mexico, USA)
My 4/2 house in Iowa is 800/month. What's milk/chicken/ground beef?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
We need all the money we can get to buy a house
nix711
Yes buy into the greatest housing bubble in the world. Only second to Hong Kong
ahob07
Are you slow, or just plain stupid?
possiblyahuman
Where the hell in Aus do you live?! South Victoria it's 119+ cents per litre
GrumpyCrabbyPants
My daughter and I do this as well! http://grumpycrabbypants.imgur.com/all/
I only count one of these because both gallons and dollars must be all X.000
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
What year are you in that gas is $1.88/GAL
Butane9000
There's a couple stations by me that are $1.78
tradingfour
You must be from California..
RudyWasOffsides
He's in the year of Virginia
RoboticTurtle
It was 1.88 two days ago in Tennessee.
That's how much it is in Richmond, Va
xSirDubstepx
$3.56... Im getting scamed...
SomethingOffensive
Do you live next to a rental car return?
bootninja
I filled up last week for $1.86/gal in midland tx.
OnYourMarcGO
1.89 here in Houston, TX
CommanderWilliamTRiker
$1.78 for me in SC
PandaDander
I live in southern GA, last time I bought gas it was like 1.94/gallon
SpaceCowboyHappy
Yeah also Texas paid $1.75
erikleorga
It got to $1.95 very briefly in Minneapolis MN.
jontaylor07
Texas
kollette88
Was about 1.60 in Hampton roads
Blondike
1.70 in VA
px04
A lot of the US is about this price
Shewy92
It's 2.03 in PA. It's usually 10-20 cents higher here so it's not that unbelievable.
oheina
It's between $1.75 and $1.85 here in south Mississippi.
natedagreat123
$1.69 in NJ!
playthatrecordbackwards
It's more expensive where I am but I've seen it well under $2 in Tennessee the last month or two.
vvti713
The case is about 1.85 average here in Houston.
Ugh.. gas not case.. -.-
cujari
1.87 in FL of all places
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
South Jersey is currently about $1.70 ish.
bababazinga
Ayyyy South Jersey! ~$1.83 near Collingswood.
nimrodd000
Election year
mrswin
Costco in GA!
trippinoctopus
there's fuckin Costco in GA????
Yep. Augusta
shit i had no idea
ObiWankKenobi
In England it's like £1.20 a litre
sammag05
DataFistPump
1.77 in some places here in southwest va
AlexBarnette
Ours is at $1.86 currently
US
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
$1.77 in MS
$1.95 Woosta Mass
OriginaIPoster
It's like $2.12 here
blissfullyalive
It's $1.78 where I am in GA
TRforShort
Just paid $1.89/GAL in Northern Virginia.
VenerateThisGuy
2.09 is se wi right now
DryHuskOfAMan
I got gas in Austin TX at 1.85/gallon less than a month ago
oceanbender
1.15 in AUS
Jet3444
about a $1.75 in NC
Noevilgifs
Buddy you must live in the big city
GaryTheDamnSnail
Seen it hit 1.75 by me. It's in the 2s now, but it can get low
PorpoiseInvasion
I can go to the Indian Reservation like 10 mins away and get it for $1.77
dankmemesnsteelbeams
$1.819 in southwest Virginia
ItsGottaBeTheHair
I fueled up at 2.34 in NYC, which is maybe high, but then I remember 4-6 years ago when that shot was reaching $4 at some places.
HosniMubark
Hit 5.10 in Beverly hills
aguynamedjohn
1.69 NJ
jagerben47
In Williamsburg VA it was 1.85 when I filled up.
therealtexas
It's about that in memphis
Charks
It's 1.80 in VA
mokosmash
$2.05 for me here in Georgia
GothRavenWolf
1.89 in Arizona! :D
it's about that in my area
LinkInThePark
It's 189 in n/e Ohio
IndyFoxBlue
Hello fellow northeast Ohioan.
NapstaPack
Wtf? It's almost 2.40 down by Cinci
ihateheartburn
Ohioooo
Ohio
Correct.
TheLegion452
Oh, hey Ohio. I live in you.
FinalsWeek
Where?! Where?! Save me dat money!!!
Schizamp
Where in NEO? Go Cavs.
Wadsworth yo
I little north, in Strongsville.
SixHundredThousandBees
One of few redeeming things of living in n/e Ohio.
AsstRegMagician
In southwest Ohio it was creeping down that way too.
Pyr0cide
You're completely right.
EugeneShalit
One of the many things I can brag about Ohio. Giant Eagle gets me free gas anyways.
UltraDi3000
189$ per gallon daaamn.
Buckbeak1486
It's $2.05 to $2.19 here in crappy Colorado...
boredemisdangerous
$1.74 is the lowest I've seen by me in Houston
bkeljda
$2.29 in Las Vegas. Ive seen as high as $2.89 here also
DarkMutton
The Native American reservation near my home in New York is 1.75 a gallon
failphins2
That bc they don't have to pay those crazy NY taxes?
Correct
Got a feeling that if my great-great grandpa was on a reservation in NY instead of Oklahoma that he would've stayed on the reservation lol
Shayshawn
Texas.
dembonz00
It was $1.88 in Tulsa a couple days ago.
AmbiguousGardens
Um. Gas is 1.71 where I am
byerss
Found the Californian.
rivenwhistle
$2.19 in West Central Illinois.
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
Where do you live that it's not? I'm in New Jersey and on Saturday when I filled up it was $1.81/gallon.
yodaman2012
In Phoenix, Az I'm paying as low as 1.81 per gallon of gas.
Adamj417
Gas in Massachusetts around me is $1.80/gal
MagnorCriol
It's about that here in Austin, Tx. A touch cheaper, even.
harpie19
Its been fluctuating from 1.70 to 1.90 in Somerset, KY
underscoreneckbeard
I just had $1.89 here in SW Michigan the other day.
KongManshow
/a/mRoLs Midwest standing by
XboneCity
It's $0.96/litre in Ontario
You need to convert that to freedom units for us to understand.
Canada
JRice93
You must be from CA or NJ or something
StandardDemacian
Jersey.
coasterghost
@iLiKeBeErrrr Down here in Orlando gas is 1.98/GAL
boogertown
Orlando woo!
demonic
$2.25/gallon in my home town
Found the Californian
branflakes95
It's 1.82 here in GA, 2.21 for premi.
eddyfinnso
I'm just happy when I find sub $3 per gallon...
MusRastarn
Is $7/GAL in Sweden
JuanM0reTac0
Arizona. QT?
BurgerBuns
It's $1.76 in MS
IAmTheBadW01f
When I visited my grandparents in the midwest last week they paid 1.81/gal
zcandels
Regular is somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.74 in NJ at the moment
ihatechoosingausername
It's averaging 1.70-1.80 here in VA
FurToaster
spot the Euro
LokiKingOfJotunheim
2016... If you fill up with the regular gas and not premium. Fucking Saudis are running the supply up on purpose.
Counterfit
And losing shitloads of money in the process. All to make the newer US fields unprofitable. It'll backfire, though.
Let's hope so. They are so filthy rich their plan might actually work :(
Spinnyd
They don't want to lose market share, they can make money even at $10 a barrel so why not drive everyone else out of business
KevbotPrime
Currently a gas war on a corner 30ish minutes away from me. Last I checked the price had dropped as low as $1.30something
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Pretty much everywhere not Los Angles.
billox
That amount of gas/petrol would cost about €80 in Ireland
fatcatfreya
As a Californian: that has to be photoshoped, there's now way that is real!! $1.88/gal? I don't believe you.gif
rubinthehub
91 Petrol in Nz is $1.69 atm
jadejong
$120.9 for 91 here in Canada
1.209*
Per gallon?
Mastotcp
Per litre
Halkadash
Ralph's gas with 40 rewards cent discount was $1.89 per gallon in LOS ANGELES
TheTechAdmin
It's $1.47/Gal in Edison New Jersey
Youts
Florida man here. 1.89 at the pumps this AM
Impossibrew
Yeah it's $2.21 here in Kansas. I feel like i'm getting fucked now.
Lickmyspoon
2016.
KeatonTS
Its like... 1.77 here in VA
CoreyBryant76
That's what it is here in north/central Texas right now.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
$1.99/Gal in Durham, NC
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
$1.85 in New Jersey.
well by all the replies I now hate Illinois even more
Ha, from the looks of it, the gas companies do too
Sheprador
I moved out of Illinois about a month ago. So pleased with my decision.
CamMSale
Gas in my area is around $1.65 right now. Appalachian mountains
OldSponty
Its only $1.80 about an hour outside of D.C.
flover
$1.72 @ Costco in Northern VA
NixillUmbreon
Earlier this year my employer gave me a single $1/gal discount and my mom got more gallons of gas than she spent dollars on it.
mcginger72
Currently $1.92 in VA was down as low as $1.70 few months ago
GuyWithPie123
Saw 1.84 when I was in TX
Mistasippi
In Mississippi its 1.72
LinearEquation
$1.69 at a local Pilot.
mrshiznit100
About 1.70-1.80 in Alabama.
BumNanner
Looking across the street right now $1.90.
Ashren
1.70 here in Tucson Az
Nyralt
In Canada, near Winnipeg is around $0.96 ish per litre right now. So im not complaining at all.
rubbarz
Florida is about 1.80
Onium
Gas was $1.65 last week. Northeast Tennessee.
ShruggieFresh
2016 in NJ
Stephiloo
Filled up for $1.10/L in Ontario, went across to Michigan and got it for $0.54/L. 2 hours away and its refined HERE, cheaper there... Agh!
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
Canada taxes gas if i remember correctly most places in the US don't
Approx. 35% of the pump price is taxes. Close to $0.40/L.
peridotite
Jersey has some gas thats at $1.88 right now.
PhoenixUNDRfitr
Gas has been around that price all year here in central Florida
rylecx
It's that low down south too. In NY it's 2.40...
Eidodk
Gas price in Denmark is about $5.40 per gallon. Stop complaining. :-)
ItsaMiMario
I'm lucky to find 2.50 in California -.- more likely 2.89+
I'm going on a trip to Cali soon and driving there. I'm not looking forward to the fill up down there! It's 1.89 here
throughmyiiis
Its 2.25 at the station near my house. Hb, Ca.
sassybaskets
2.14 at my local Costco in Fresno. Saw as high as $4.89 when I was in LA last weekend.
musicman20
2.20 last time I filled up in Champaign I'll.
Now, dude. Some parts of Texas have that.
JeansAttack
It's only about $1.97 here in MA
gerdygerdygerdy
Where do you live that it not 1.88/gal?
Pactra
$1.82 here
Happyfeeths
gas in Alabama is 1.80 a gallon right now.
TwoSeamer
Europe is around $7/gallon back home. Now here in Georgia it's $1.95/gal
BurzumStrider
Delaware too.
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
Texas? I saw $1.88 at the Shell yesterday.
HT0WNHER0
Yep, 1.87 at gulf if you pay cash.
McMasterx
1.80-89 anywhere card payment. Chevron 1.90-99 card. that one nascar sponsor had their fuel at 1.78
Correct!
JasonWaterfaIIs
Tell me about your rhino cock.
It's definitely a sight to see. Easier that way too
Opii
I got $1.76 last week. Best I've ever seen gas prices in Texas.
Evilbob556
Got it for $1.31 a couple months ago.
brothertaddeus
So you're either not a native or you're younger than 15.
Not a native, moved here 10 years ago.
RedArmyBushMan
San Antonio, Walmart and Cheveron by my house are around 1.85. When I drove up to Dallas the prices ranged from 1.75-1.99
CarlosOfNightvale
It's so cheap here and I love it
Sora1573
$1.85 in Concord, NC
KCMOFO
Lees Summit, Missouri is $1.88 a gallon.
imakeitrayne
$1.89 in middle of nowhere,NC
kugel1978
About $1.80 here in VA
ShitLeopard420
Shoutout VA
where in VA are you?
You?
Bluefield. Right between WV/VA
ahhh i'm SE part of VA, Portsmouth, right on the border of NC basically
espenke
In Norway, it's about 1,83. Per litre. Whinos.
skells146
I do not understand the comma!
FredaFelcher
It says gallons right in the pump
PrincessThunderBallz
4 litres to a Gallon for the Americans who are wondering.
shakedownblues
Sweet zombie Jesus that's rough...
lordkickass
Ouch
Lemau
I thought the Dutch had it bad with their 1,359 per Litre right now. O_o
porcelainandlace
In Aus it's around 94-99c per litre at the moment (:
fergie4000
Maybe last week. $1.20 again now.
Nope - passed my regular servo this morning and it was 94.9 again =D
MummaHels
Where the fuck are you in Aus for it to be that cheap, you bastard. Cost me $1.40 a litre the other fuckin day.
Brisbane. It's been same price about a week now so expecting it to rise soon, but filled both my cars and a jerry for the mower just in case
Clever....
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
It's nowhere near that in tas! More like $1.70
Your petrol needs petrol =P I'm in Brisbane.
Slvrable
Thats because your petrol has to take an extra ship to get to you...
DarkZalgo
In Phoenix AZ it's between $1.80 to $1.95 depending on where you go
TherealNickyboy
I paid $1.85/gallon last week, and I think it has dropped a bit since then here.
ninjaturnip
It's 7$ Per gallon in the UK...
TheMachineKill3r
Damn... Sorry to hear that
There gas is also processed more fully compared to what we use here in the US, that accounts for a percentage of the ridiculous price
zerofuchs
So that's wrong
RainBOWSsNOWflakeESandUNIcorNS
But is that a uk or us gallon? A us gallon is ~3.8L while a uk gallon is ~4.55L so its like 20% more volume...
TIL
I used the UK gallon then. I had no idea there were different ones.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
At least you guys don't have to drive far to get to where you're going typically. I commute 30 miles one way a day.
But you could live closer, that isn't an inherent disadvantage of being American
It is when you live in th north east Georgia mountains
Jufasa
Moving closer isn't always an option
Nor is that inherently an American problem
But being closer can sometimes raise the cost of housing sharply.
That happens in Europe too lol Housing in London is more expensive than the countryside
My mum has a 30 mile commute 3 times a week, 10 miles on the other 2. She works between two hospitals, see.
I just drive 30 miles to my college and then 30 miles home Monday through Friday. Work on weekends but not far.
Shmeadicus
I got 10.000 gallons and $20.00 one time but I didn't wanna look weird in public taking a picture of it. Probably my biggest regret.
mydickcancurl100lbs
Yeah okay and grizzly Adams had a beard
MandaloreIncognito
That must be at a new pump, because that display is far too clean for any pump I've ever been to.
JustCallMeNippleCat
That dispenser is at least 5 years old for sure. We just maintain it really well.
CatPresident
Usersub for life
JustCallMeNippleCat
Saw your comment at 0. I gotchu, fam.
CatPresident
A true usersub hero! Thanks bruh
JustCallMeNippleCat
Anytime, homie.
nj23dublin
Gas is taxed higher in Europe & the demand is less, because cities were built differently & rely on public transport.
boiaboia
Could he be the chosen one? The one that was promised?
sangatster
Numbers add up
TwistedAttitudes
Why aren't you representing your country at the olympics?
Orpheus
Great now do it with meth, piss, and lemonade
JustCallMeNippleCat
Sorry, or piss dispenser broke. You'll have to wait for maintenance.
elisardbeth
Consider those fake points given!
CorvoAttano24
ClemantTheGymLeader
Zoom on mobile
JustCallMeNippleCat
Oh dear lord, you're right. Yay for Galaxy S6.
ThaFitAddict
Upvote bc "User Sub for life"
nosson12
With all apologies meant, the ocd in me would have liked you to pay 36 dollars. Sorry
JustCallMeNippleCat
Me too, but gas isn't $2.00/gal
IAmNotAWitch
It would be better if it was $36, but +1 anyhow, you, The Master of the Gas Pump.
NsideZ
Did you go in and pay in cash?
DangeRxRanger
I'm still waiting for the meth, piss, and lemonade. But you may have a point.
TrashyRomance
And fake points you shall have +1
nattyd20
Nice work. I filled up for 1.88 yesterday in south Austin
painfullyawkward
Snicker4
ratfaceddog
So, that's what "the thing" is? I'm kind of disappointed.
Doughnut292
Oh OP you dirty little tease...
JustCallMeNippleCat
You know it, baby.
theamazinspiderman
you activated my tralalala
ScottHamm
You didn't do anything, gas prices did that.
JustCallMeNippleCat
I wanna see you stop it on 1/1000 of a gallon at will.
ScottHamm
With a classy username like yours? I'd prefer you stay far away from me.
SaveMeSomeOP
Sorcery.
FreudIndianNipSlip
Should have stopped at tree fiddy
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
It was about this time i realised that the gas pump was an 8 stories tall crustacean from the paleolithic era
iklsr
Technically still gives gas. Huehuehue
sangatster
What the hell? K I L L T H E W I T C H ! ! !
JustCallMeNippleCat
You can try, but I ain't gonna die until I get my shit, mothafucka
sangatster
I should hook you up w/my xwife. She gave me nothing but shit. Shit abounding. Shitfest. Shitoramma. Shitzolific.
Darkcrystalc
That is one crisp display. Even my newest gas station doesn't look this clear
Klingon00
It looks like e-ink, would be very readable in sunlight...
Darkcrystalc
huh, the more you know
Drullkus
I felt like I came.
dweadpiewitwobbits
I call BS, works out to 1.888888888888889 a gallon.
dragon6172
Same as $1.88 9/10?
Room9856
Yes. $1.889/10 * 18= $34.002
chrloe17
I love how crisp it looks I'm gonna save it
JustCallMeNippleCat
You could always come see it in person if you're ever in NE Texas.
JustCallMeNippleCat
Well, we've had these dispensers for at least five years. They're cleaned and maintained every week. Encore 500 model, if anyone cares.
Darkcrystalc
5 YEARS!? WTF IS THIS!? BS! I want a picture of the whole gas station now!
JustCallMeNippleCat
Why not come see us in person next time you're in NE Texas? Granted, the screen is probably the sharpest part of the store.
Darkcrystalc
Live in Georgia. Don't think I'll ever go to Texas either
JustCallMeNippleCat
Fine. I'll update you in a few days.
JustCallMeNippleCat
I'm off work today and tomorrow. Really don't want to drive up there just for a picture..... can you wait until Thursday?
Kebabfrau
...... still waiting
CprnMcAwsmsce
Dot
JustCallMeNippleCat
Apologies for the wait, but due to customer volume and a lack of editing software, I was unable to get all the pictures I wanted to share.
JustCallMeNippleCat
To explain, I refuse to post any pictures where a customer's license plate is visible. Tomorrow I open, so business will be much slower.
SaltNSunshine
For later...
JustCallMeNippleCat
Acknowledged
Darkcrystalc
Yesyes!
JustCallMeNippleCat
Very well. I'll post it here for ya.
PatrioticLibertyPrime
Well you can tell this is In the future by the four eyed android in the reflection.
dephress
Right? I thought this was a scale at first.
Darkcrystalc
Could it be a clear sticker?
thislooksfun
This looks nothing like a scale. It's not even yellow.
no1vern
Am I the only one who suspects Photoshop?
JustCallMeNippleCat
Nope. I don't have a computer. Only a Galaxy S6
Ayxu22
the reflection stops half way down the display, ima call it
winsZero
I almost thought so too but look at what it shows as when you zoom in, see the distortion from the screen?
Ayxu22
you can see the clone brush circles on the right
Darkcrystalc
I think we are looking at 2 different screens. PC vs phone maybe? There is no distortion on PC.
winsZero
Yeah, phone, and I tried to show you another image of the distortion and realized you still wouldn't be able to see it lmao. But if you zoom
DataTrekker
It's 95cents a litre in Australia. :D HIGH WAGES AND CHEAP FUEL, BITCHES.
SqueezeTheDay
What? $1.20 diesel!!
chrishallett83
Where the fuck do you live? It's around $1.25/litre here in Westralia.
TotallyNotYourCat
South Africa would be about $1.20 AUD p/L
vegemitelover
Paying over $1.20 here :(
TheWholeBlueberryExperience
High wages to afford surviving basic wildlife.
cantthinkofonebutok
You're paying $3.50 a gallon then ..if you compensate for Ausi vs US currency it's still 2.6$ you're paying more .....BITCH
LunaticScientist
Of course I would be paid at least 1.5 times what I make if I was in Australia
ViennaWaitsForYou
A gallon of fuel in Australia, acc. to my math (litres to gallons, currency conv., average price in au today) is $3.03 US. (I can't sleep)
fbutt09
48c/L in Dubai. Even higher wages and tax free biatch! If only I was employed! *sigh*
fbutt09
To clarify UAE dirham pegged to dollar. $.48/L.
dunecat1337
Could people please stop pegging our currency?
fbutt09
It's the Corporations, Governments and World Bank colluding. Average person always loses out.
dunecat1337
I was making a strap on dildo joke.
HouseTonyStark
£1.20 per Litre on the motorway guys. fuck you all
spankatorium
Last time I checked it's around E1.56 here in the Netherlands. Fuck this country.
HouseTonyStark
Don't you people just cycle everywhere or like.. ski?
spankatorium
We're not that far up north and I sometimes have to drive two hours to work. Good luck cycling that...
HouseTonyStark
yeah fair enough.
breathofthewildside
Annnnnnd even if that were true, I still would not consider living in australia ?
Zmokahontas
Puerto Rico is 58 cents per liter
robertloblawlessthethird
Where are you?? I paid $1.22 in brisbane today!
StrawberryBubbleGum96
On a Wednesday ?!
robertloblawlessthethird
I know, I was pretty pissed, I seen it at $1.03 yesterday and didn't bother filling!
Eastern37
I paid $1.28 for 98 in Townsville today...
Werewolph
Good god... Toowoomba (1 hour 30 mins West of Brisbane) is in the $1.40's!
MexicanInQueensland
Paid 1.14 this morning at a service station near Virginia (Brisbane), after driving out at lunch, fuel was down to 1.04 at a 7/11 in Aspley
MexicanInQueensland
As you might expect, I was mad pissed...
LeRagingPineapple
Holy shit. Im in Tasmania and its usually around the 1.50 mark..
CommissarMark
*MID WEST LAUGHTER*
Lizaderp
Everyone in America cries a little...
EmCeeMiNacion
Heh, yeah? Well we got high speed internet. Take that!
FZRM
LMAO. Malaysian RON 97 priced at USD0.52/litre
CaitlinAmmie
Not for long! Only stays for a week and then skyrockets!
ManLonG
but no broadband
PurpleJerry
Buy something from amazon.
notevenaname
What? Where?
Talmorean
And death in every pair of shoes you don't check.
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
But that's nearly $4/gal. I'm glad I live in the US where it's around $.50/L
ThinkMcFlyThink
I mean it's more like $0.70 in USD so we're close :P
vegemitelover
Our minimum wage is a lot higher though.
catsandcoke
So is your cost of living.
twofishtails
Any trained economist will tell you a US dollar will go a lot farther than an AUS dollar.
FavoritesAreMostlyOttersAndAss
You are correct. Not only is the AUD worth around $0.76, it just does not have the purchasing power, nor is it universally accepted.
twofishtails
Right.I always thought their national currency was the "stubbie", anyway: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/VB-stubbie.jpg
RobotsAndLasers
What's the cost of other basic necessities there? Genuinely curious because I would expect everything to be double.
redneckdownunder
The necessity of housing is breathtakingly expensive. Paying 340/week for a "cheap" 3/1 house in an older working class neighbourhood...
redneckdownunder
It's a small asbestos laden pre-ducted air conditioning house in a lower middle class suburb in Australia's most "affordable" city.
Naternutts
Holy fucking hell.. That's a mortgage on a nice brand new 3/2 house where i live (New Mexico, USA)
RobotsAndLasers
My 4/2 house in Iowa is 800/month. What's milk/chicken/ground beef?
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
We need all the money we can get to buy a house
nix711
Yes buy into the greatest housing bubble in the world. Only second to Hong Kong
ahob07
Are you slow, or just plain stupid?
possiblyahuman
Where the hell in Aus do you live?! South Victoria it's 119+ cents per litre
GrumpyCrabbyPants
My daughter and I do this as well! http://grumpycrabbypants.imgur.com/all/
JustCallMeNippleCat
I only count one of these because both gallons and dollars must be all X.000
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
What year are you in that gas is $1.88/GAL
Butane9000
There's a couple stations by me that are $1.78
tradingfour
You must be from California..
RudyWasOffsides
He's in the year of Virginia
RoboticTurtle
It was 1.88 two days ago in Tennessee.
catsandcoke
That's how much it is in Richmond, Va
xSirDubstepx
$3.56... Im getting scamed...
SomethingOffensive
Do you live next to a rental car return?
bootninja
I filled up last week for $1.86/gal in midland tx.
OnYourMarcGO
1.89 here in Houston, TX
CommanderWilliamTRiker
$1.78 for me in SC
PandaDander
I live in southern GA, last time I bought gas it was like 1.94/gallon
SpaceCowboyHappy
Yeah also Texas paid $1.75
erikleorga
It got to $1.95 very briefly in Minneapolis MN.
jontaylor07
Texas
kollette88
Was about 1.60 in Hampton roads
Blondike
1.70 in VA
px04
A lot of the US is about this price
Shewy92
It's 2.03 in PA. It's usually 10-20 cents higher here so it's not that unbelievable.
oheina
It's between $1.75 and $1.85 here in south Mississippi.
natedagreat123
$1.69 in NJ!
playthatrecordbackwards
It's more expensive where I am but I've seen it well under $2 in Tennessee the last month or two.
vvti713
The case is about 1.85 average here in Houston.
vvti713
Ugh.. gas not case.. -.-
cujari
1.87 in FL of all places
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
South Jersey is currently about $1.70 ish.
bababazinga
Ayyyy South Jersey! ~$1.83 near Collingswood.
nimrodd000
Election year
mrswin
Costco in GA!
trippinoctopus
there's fuckin Costco in GA????
mrswin
Yep. Augusta
trippinoctopus
shit i had no idea
ObiWankKenobi
In England it's like £1.20 a litre
sammag05
DataFistPump
1.77 in some places here in southwest va
AlexBarnette
Ours is at $1.86 currently
AlexBarnette
US
AntzInMyEyezJohnson
$1.77 in MS
ThaFitAddict
$1.95 Woosta Mass
OriginaIPoster
It's like $2.12 here
blissfullyalive
It's $1.78 where I am in GA
TRforShort
Just paid $1.89/GAL in Northern Virginia.
VenerateThisGuy
2.09 is se wi right now
DryHuskOfAMan
I got gas in Austin TX at 1.85/gallon less than a month ago
oceanbender
1.15 in AUS
Jet3444
about a $1.75 in NC
Noevilgifs
Buddy you must live in the big city
GaryTheDamnSnail
Seen it hit 1.75 by me. It's in the 2s now, but it can get low
PorpoiseInvasion
I can go to the Indian Reservation like 10 mins away and get it for $1.77
dankmemesnsteelbeams
$1.819 in southwest Virginia
ItsGottaBeTheHair
I fueled up at 2.34 in NYC, which is maybe high, but then I remember 4-6 years ago when that shot was reaching $4 at some places.
HosniMubark
Hit 5.10 in Beverly hills
aguynamedjohn
1.69 NJ
jagerben47
In Williamsburg VA it was 1.85 when I filled up.
therealtexas
It's about that in memphis
Charks
It's 1.80 in VA
mokosmash
$2.05 for me here in Georgia
GothRavenWolf
1.89 in Arizona! :D
trippinoctopus
it's about that in my area
LinkInThePark
It's 189 in n/e Ohio
IndyFoxBlue
Hello fellow northeast Ohioan.
NapstaPack
Wtf? It's almost 2.40 down by Cinci
ihateheartburn
Ohioooo
Ohio
Correct.
TheLegion452
Oh, hey Ohio. I live in you.
FinalsWeek
Where?! Where?! Save me dat money!!!
Schizamp
Where in NEO? Go Cavs.
LinkInThePark
Wadsworth yo
Schizamp
I little north, in Strongsville.
SixHundredThousandBees
One of few redeeming things of living in n/e Ohio.
AsstRegMagician
In southwest Ohio it was creeping down that way too.
Pyr0cide
You're completely right.
EugeneShalit
One of the many things I can brag about Ohio. Giant Eagle gets me free gas anyways.
UltraDi3000
189$ per gallon daaamn.
Buckbeak1486
It's $2.05 to $2.19 here in crappy Colorado...
boredemisdangerous
$1.74 is the lowest I've seen by me in Houston
bkeljda
$2.29 in Las Vegas. Ive seen as high as $2.89 here also
DarkMutton
The Native American reservation near my home in New York is 1.75 a gallon
failphins2
That bc they don't have to pay those crazy NY taxes?
DarkMutton
Correct
failphins2
Got a feeling that if my great-great grandpa was on a reservation in NY instead of Oklahoma that he would've stayed on the reservation lol
Shayshawn
Texas.
dembonz00
It was $1.88 in Tulsa a couple days ago.
AmbiguousGardens
Um. Gas is 1.71 where I am
byerss
Found the Californian.
rivenwhistle
$2.19 in West Central Illinois.
DonnaNobleHasLeftTheLibrary
Where do you live that it's not? I'm in New Jersey and on Saturday when I filled up it was $1.81/gallon.
yodaman2012
In Phoenix, Az I'm paying as low as 1.81 per gallon of gas.
Adamj417
Gas in Massachusetts around me is $1.80/gal
MagnorCriol
It's about that here in Austin, Tx. A touch cheaper, even.
harpie19
Its been fluctuating from 1.70 to 1.90 in Somerset, KY
underscoreneckbeard
I just had $1.89 here in SW Michigan the other day.
KongManshow
/a/mRoLs Midwest standing by
XboneCity
It's $0.96/litre in Ontario
underscoreneckbeard
You need to convert that to freedom units for us to understand.
XboneCity
Canada
JRice93
You must be from CA or NJ or something
StandardDemacian
Jersey.
coasterghost
@iLiKeBeErrrr Down here in Orlando gas is 1.98/GAL
boogertown
Orlando woo!
demonic
$2.25/gallon in my home town
dragon6172
Found the Californian
branflakes95
It's 1.82 here in GA, 2.21 for premi.
eddyfinnso
I'm just happy when I find sub $3 per gallon...
MusRastarn
Is $7/GAL in Sweden
JuanM0reTac0
Arizona. QT?
BurgerBuns
It's $1.76 in MS
IAmTheBadW01f
When I visited my grandparents in the midwest last week they paid 1.81/gal
zcandels
Regular is somewhere in the neighborhood of $1.74 in NJ at the moment
ihatechoosingausername
It's averaging 1.70-1.80 here in VA
FurToaster
spot the Euro
LokiKingOfJotunheim
2016... If you fill up with the regular gas and not premium. Fucking Saudis are running the supply up on purpose.
Counterfit
And losing shitloads of money in the process. All to make the newer US fields unprofitable. It'll backfire, though.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Let's hope so. They are so filthy rich their plan might actually work :(
Spinnyd
They don't want to lose market share, they can make money even at $10 a barrel so why not drive everyone else out of business
KevbotPrime
Currently a gas war on a corner 30ish minutes away from me. Last I checked the price had dropped as low as $1.30something
RyanAndTheQuestForWorldDomination
Pretty much everywhere not Los Angles.
billox
That amount of gas/petrol would cost about €80 in Ireland
fatcatfreya
As a Californian: that has to be photoshoped, there's now way that is real!! $1.88/gal? I don't believe you.gif
rubinthehub
91 Petrol in Nz is $1.69 atm
jadejong
$120.9 for 91 here in Canada
jadejong
1.209*
dunecat1337
Per gallon?
Mastotcp
Per litre
Halkadash
Ralph's gas with 40 rewards cent discount was $1.89 per gallon in LOS ANGELES
TheTechAdmin
It's $1.47/Gal in Edison New Jersey
Youts
Florida man here. 1.89 at the pumps this AM
Impossibrew
Yeah it's $2.21 here in Kansas. I feel like i'm getting fucked now.
Lickmyspoon
2016.
KeatonTS
Its like... 1.77 here in VA
CoreyBryant76
That's what it is here in north/central Texas right now.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
$1.99/Gal in Durham, NC
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
$1.85 in New Jersey.
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
well by all the replies I now hate Illinois even more
NotQuiteDeadYetPool
Ha, from the looks of it, the gas companies do too
Sheprador
I moved out of Illinois about a month ago. So pleased with my decision.
CamMSale
Gas in my area is around $1.65 right now. Appalachian mountains
OldSponty
Its only $1.80 about an hour outside of D.C.
flover
$1.72 @ Costco in Northern VA
NixillUmbreon
Earlier this year my employer gave me a single $1/gal discount and my mom got more gallons of gas than she spent dollars on it.
mcginger72
Currently $1.92 in VA was down as low as $1.70 few months ago
GuyWithPie123
Saw 1.84 when I was in TX
Mistasippi
In Mississippi its 1.72
LinearEquation
$1.69 at a local Pilot.
mrshiznit100
About 1.70-1.80 in Alabama.
BumNanner
Looking across the street right now $1.90.
Ashren
1.70 here in Tucson Az
Nyralt
In Canada, near Winnipeg is around $0.96 ish per litre right now. So im not complaining at all.
rubbarz
Florida is about 1.80
Onium
Gas was $1.65 last week. Northeast Tennessee.
ShruggieFresh
2016 in NJ
Stephiloo
Filled up for $1.10/L in Ontario, went across to Michigan and got it for $0.54/L. 2 hours away and its refined HERE, cheaper there... Agh!
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
Canada taxes gas if i remember correctly most places in the US don't
Stephiloo
Approx. 35% of the pump price is taxes. Close to $0.40/L.
peridotite
Jersey has some gas thats at $1.88 right now.
PhoenixUNDRfitr
Gas has been around that price all year here in central Florida
rylecx
It's that low down south too. In NY it's 2.40...
Eidodk
Gas price in Denmark is about $5.40 per gallon. Stop complaining. :-)
ItsaMiMario
I'm lucky to find 2.50 in California -.- more likely 2.89+
GothRavenWolf
I'm going on a trip to Cali soon and driving there. I'm not looking forward to the fill up down there! It's 1.89 here
throughmyiiis
Its 2.25 at the station near my house. Hb, Ca.
sassybaskets
2.14 at my local Costco in Fresno. Saw as high as $4.89 when I was in LA last weekend.
musicman20
2.20 last time I filled up in Champaign I'll.
SomethingOffensive
Now, dude. Some parts of Texas have that.
JeansAttack
It's only about $1.97 here in MA
gerdygerdygerdy
Where do you live that it not 1.88/gal?
Pactra
$1.82 here
Happyfeeths
gas in Alabama is 1.80 a gallon right now.
TwoSeamer
Europe is around $7/gallon back home. Now here in Georgia it's $1.95/gal
BurzumStrider
Delaware too.
CherylCarolCherleneTunt
Texas? I saw $1.88 at the Shell yesterday.
HT0WNHER0
Yep, 1.87 at gulf if you pay cash.
McMasterx
1.80-89 anywhere card payment. Chevron 1.90-99 card. that one nascar sponsor had their fuel at 1.78
JustCallMeNippleCat
Correct!
JasonWaterfaIIs
Tell me about your rhino cock.
JustCallMeNippleCat
It's definitely a sight to see. Easier that way too
Opii
I got $1.76 last week. Best I've ever seen gas prices in Texas.
Evilbob556
Got it for $1.31 a couple months ago.
brothertaddeus
So you're either not a native or you're younger than 15.
Opii
Not a native, moved here 10 years ago.
RedArmyBushMan
San Antonio, Walmart and Cheveron by my house are around 1.85. When I drove up to Dallas the prices ranged from 1.75-1.99
CarlosOfNightvale
It's so cheap here and I love it
Sora1573
$1.85 in Concord, NC
KCMOFO
Lees Summit, Missouri is $1.88 a gallon.
imakeitrayne
$1.89 in middle of nowhere,NC
kugel1978
About $1.80 here in VA
ShitLeopard420
Shoutout VA
kugel1978
where in VA are you?
ShitLeopard420
You?
ShitLeopard420
Bluefield. Right between WV/VA
kugel1978
ahhh i'm SE part of VA, Portsmouth, right on the border of NC basically
espenke
In Norway, it's about 1,83. Per litre. Whinos.
skells146
I do not understand the comma!
FredaFelcher
It says gallons right in the pump
PrincessThunderBallz
4 litres to a Gallon for the Americans who are wondering.
shakedownblues
Sweet zombie Jesus that's rough...
lordkickass
Ouch
Lemau
I thought the Dutch had it bad with their 1,359 per Litre right now. O_o
porcelainandlace
In Aus it's around 94-99c per litre at the moment (:
fergie4000
Maybe last week. $1.20 again now.
porcelainandlace
Nope - passed my regular servo this morning and it was 94.9 again =D
MummaHels
Where the fuck are you in Aus for it to be that cheap, you bastard. Cost me $1.40 a litre the other fuckin day.
porcelainandlace
Brisbane. It's been same price about a week now so expecting it to rise soon, but filled both my cars and a jerry for the mower just in case
MummaHels
Clever....
DidNotIntendToBeHereThisLong
It's nowhere near that in tas! More like $1.70
porcelainandlace
Your petrol needs petrol =P I'm in Brisbane.
Slvrable
Thats because your petrol has to take an extra ship to get to you...
DarkZalgo
In Phoenix AZ it's between $1.80 to $1.95 depending on where you go
TherealNickyboy
I paid $1.85/gallon last week, and I think it has dropped a bit since then here.
ninjaturnip
It's 7$ Per gallon in the UK...
TheMachineKill3r
Damn... Sorry to hear that
AlexBarnette
There gas is also processed more fully compared to what we use here in the US, that accounts for a percentage of the ridiculous price
zerofuchs
So that's wrong
RainBOWSsNOWflakeESandUNIcorNS
But is that a uk or us gallon? A us gallon is ~3.8L while a uk gallon is ~4.55L so its like 20% more volume...
skells146
TIL
ninjaturnip
I used the UK gallon then. I had no idea there were different ones.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
At least you guys don't have to drive far to get to where you're going typically. I commute 30 miles one way a day.
failphins2
But you could live closer, that isn't an inherent disadvantage of being American
SterlingMaloryArcherr
It is when you live in th north east Georgia mountains
Jufasa
Moving closer isn't always an option
failphins2
Nor is that inherently an American problem
skells146
But being closer can sometimes raise the cost of housing sharply.
failphins2
That happens in Europe too lol Housing in London is more expensive than the countryside
ninjaturnip
My mum has a 30 mile commute 3 times a week, 10 miles on the other 2. She works between two hospitals, see.
SterlingMaloryArcherr
I just drive 30 miles to my college and then 30 miles home Monday through Friday. Work on weekends but not far.