Wood Joinery: four faced goose neck splice

Sep 24, 2017 12:46 AM

Source https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgjrPM1_TAI

Take it apart now

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and then? what next? oh.. it stays like that forever?.... that... seems... a... bit... pointless

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That seems like too much work.

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Hnnnnnnnnnnng

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That's pretty tight.

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Kegals for you.. Oh you meant the wood

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Would have been a lot easier if he hadn't cut it inhalf in the first place.

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Another quality post?

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So many wood joinery gifs, not a single gif of its practical uses

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very skillful cutting, precise piecing, and if you did it in 2 colors it would be even better.

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Yeah, then itd look way cooler than just a slightly longer piece of wood.

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Now take it apart .

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I'm not sure that's even physically possible.

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I see a penis.

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Due to my sensitive opinions, i noy see no peeniches

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Should your penis resemble any item in the above video, I advise you immediately see a doctor.

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Good thing I mine never grew to fruition.

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Yup. I can see where they got “goose neck” but also... penis.

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And as with all things woodworking, when you start something, you finish it.

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That thumb has seen some shit.

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Use better toilet paper.

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How do you even cut that??

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What sick bastard thought about making that!

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100% soaked in wood.

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Yes, choke me daddy

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My boss told me to do this, but changed his mind and said screw it

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Ba dump dump

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@OP, fantastic craftsmanship here, but why is this splice better than other less complicated ones?

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and there is the gif reaction I was looking for.

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Amazing what develops when an nation is without a source of abundant iron. Elegance out of necessity.

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Great, so you made a complicated block of wood.

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heckin' forbid someone practices & hones their skill. no wonder kiddies on imgur are amazed by the dumbest shit- none of them do anything.

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Some get pleasure from their craft. Like flexing a muscle and you do it because you can . Pride in your craftsmanship is a joy like no other

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Great. You don’t know what the word splice means.

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Between the forward mandibles, there were two Arakyd ST2 concussion missile tubes, each of which carried a fourmissile magazine y make wood

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Only one band-aid.. I would have needed 20.

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Mmm love me some Adam Baldwin.

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Ron would disapprove of such an impractical woodwork. "great so now instead of two blocks you have one, call when you made something useful"

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I'll have you note that this is not his happy face.

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It seems like a regular block of wood would suffice

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Maybe at least use two different types of wood

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It wouldn't have enough hnnnnng.

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That's because they didn't soak the logs in wood.

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It's called a demonstration

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What if sufficiently long pieces of wood are not readily available?

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Nope that right there is curved wood. You can tell by the way its always curved

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How much wood, would a wood wood wood if a wood wood could would wood?

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Tree

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Three chucks and one Woodrow Wilson.

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Woot???

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You're missing the point of wood working. It's an art of "could you" not "would you."

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Wood you*

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But, "should you?"

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Generally this style of joint is for replacing old or rotten wood on existing wooden structures

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This joinery isn't used for anything. Nothing, even if you wanted to use it in a piece of furniture you'd think better if it.

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Thank you, I knew some joints are decorative but I now have a better understanding of the more odd ball joint gifs

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IIRC a lot of crazy joinery is traditionally Japanese, i guess their trees dont grow very tall or straight and not much iron for nails.

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Or, you know, you want/need to join any 2 pieces of wood together

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Super cool. Thanks!

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You're welcome!

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i'd have to see that in practice, i'm having a hard time imaging how you'd add a joint to an existing thing.

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form two separate joints after cutting out the rotten section.

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With some rolling papers.

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We had a chair that the leg broke 1/2 way down. He joined a new piece in a way less complex but similar to this.

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wouldn't it make more sense to simply make a new leg?

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This chair didn't have individual easily replaced legs. It was all one weird piece that curved into the seat.

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Not all chairs have separate legs. A lot of good chairs are one piece or are joined in a way that makes it one piece

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Let's say the end of the leg that isn't rotten has complex joints of its own that are hundreds of years old and made by a famous woodworker

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