KingJPrizzy
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mama raised me right
Tl;dr- op doesn't sleep with drunk people and now I got a date.
Context.
I'm a firm believer that even if your tongue touches alcohol I will not sleep with you no mater how sober or drunk you are I will not... unless you're my S/O and we both agreed to ahead of time.
But I went to a frat party (I was DD) and this girl is pretty gone (call her Su), I have to admit she is the definition beautiful and totally out of my league. Decided to take a seat and catch up with a few mates and she stumbles to get the seat next to me and starts confessing how she had a crush on me and begins to compliment me, so naturally I thought she had me mistaken for someone else. She then blurts out "hey you wanna go upstairs?" (upstairs means you're gunna have sex) Everyone around me hears it and I turn her down. All the guys around me are starting to "boo" and shame me for not taking it. I keep an eye out for her since college guys with jacked up hormones and alcohol inhibitors are like a pack of wolves looking for easy prey at parties, later down the line she asked me to take her home which is a few miles away from mine but I'd rather her be safe so went for it. My mates where cool and wanted to stay longer so where willing to take an uber home. She couldn't walk properly so I carry her to my car, drove her home, carried her to her door got her roommate to help, placed her on her bed, and went on home. A few days passed and Su finds me at uni, she heard everything that happened and what I did, so she asked me out on date to make up for it. I turn it down and told her I don't want to make it seem like she was forced to owe me anything. So after I turned her down I asked her to be honest and asked her she was down to catch a movie with me this weekend, she said yes!
Front page edit: Holy shit front page. Ummm Send me chem jokes or follow me on instagram @kingjprizzy
swaptrick
I actually refused to sleep with a girl because I had only just met her, and she punched me repeatedly for saying no to her. Good stuff.
MidgetRacer8192
"(upstairs means you're gunna have sex)" phew... we never would've guessed that part. lol
ZaeMillion
I dunno man. When I was six, upstairs was where all the cool Lego bricks and hot wheels were kept, so there is that.
SeenTheWolf
I used to get the same treatment from my friends, until I was the only one in a relationship and they couldn't figure out why theirs failed.
storebrandproductmascot
(upstairs means you're gunna have sex)
350Zoidberg
If you play your cards right,she won't be walking properly tomorrow night either.
DeMampCamp69
Ayoooo!
FeelingBerserk
Death by Su Su
danceswithdogs
https://img.ifcdn.com/images/bada40e679d19195b667178327f28807a9a0ab234ede11f250a0cb52bdcbcca2_1.jpg - OP probably.
ashmenon
"(upstairs means you're gunna have sex)" no shit sherlock. Jesus. How old are you anyway?
Jonathansinita
Friend zone is incoming
Rasui
Incoming? Sounds like he already put himself there.
ZachPutland
These comments are absolutely pathetic
Trickky
I think once you have slept with someone while sobee, then its okay to sleep with them after they have been drinking
DopeyFuckedaPenguin
TL;DR OP is a one of the last true Gentlemen left but is maybe too much for his own good
heatmaster28
Still can't beat out the Supreme Gentleman though
pringlesyum
That's not true gentleman behavior, that's decent human being behavior.
gitared
M'lady
Thedailywumbo
He's probably being called a neckbeard as well. Lord knows you can't treat them like people anymore.
iLynux
> that the girl was horny and he chose not to sleep with her, which is fine, but moral "holier-than-thous" tend to annoy me.
Thedailywumbo
I don't find those often however I am oblivious to half the shit I read here so I may be wrobg
iLynux
I was going to completely write off this story until I read that she was drunk. That's just being a good person. The other alternative was >
sotheusernameisnotthatrelevantafterall
Movie as a first date?!
IMadeThisAccountToDownVoteStuff
Am I the only one who doesn't believe any of this and thinks op is a m'lady neckbeard that makes stuff up for fake internet points?
Lacrymology
Someone linked this in a different comment
BlackDeathZombieSwede
It's not the act itself I have anything against, well done! ...it's that self righteous tone of "I'm such a good boy" that makes me cringe
CherubCow
"I resisted peer pressure and didn't rape! I'm so benevolent!" :|
Aliensss
Nope. You're not alone.
irishnovember
Oh hey look it's this humblebrag again. This makes it to the front page at least once a month
KingJPrizzy
I just wanted to share that I managed to get a date ;-; with someone out of my league. Thought we da bros.
CherubCow
A.K.A.:"Perfect Gentleman Does Not Assault Drunk Woman" http://www.theonion.com/article/perfect-gentleman-does-not-assault-drunk-woman-52437
Aliensss
Oh what's this? Someone didn't take advantage of a drunk girl? You deserve a medal.
GilaMonsieur
Pretty sure it's the juxtaposition against peer pressure that made it notable.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
it's sad that not taking advantage of someone is a brag. ...
Aliensss
The majority of commenters disgust me. "You go man! What a great person you are!" or "oh no, you lost your chance! Friend zoned!" Pathetic.
ABillionDucks
Because he is bragging.
irishnovember
It shouldn't be. But some how it's being treated as one by OP
Joshua221b
Congrats on the chivalry, but you do sound boring as shit.
Deviousxx
Agreed
TachyonCode
That ain't chivalry, it's decency. And of course he's boring as shit, he's bragging on the internet for points.
Joshua221b
Okay, jeez...
madetheaccountjustforyou
"I'm a firm believer that even if your tongue touches alcohol I will not sleep with you no mater" You're an idiot.
GilaMonsieur
Or he got accused of rape
Mankytoes
If you tried that in England, you'd be a lifelong virgin.
IOnlyPostDogs
This reads like OP never consumed alcohol before in his life.
madetheaccountjustforyou
A few millennia of everyone using booze as a social lubricant but OP knows better than all those dirty sinners.
IOnlyPostDogs
Oh yeah. I mean, I usually drink a bit at social events with my boyfriend but... I guess he's a rapist!
RigoJanos
I won't even have casual sex, and definitely not date somewho who drinks alcohol on parties.
RigoJanos
And if you want to be an uncaring fuck, that calls normal people idiot, then go ahead.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Thanks for permission. You're an idiot. "normal" people use alcohol to help with social interactions, including sex.
RigoJanos
A proper human doesn't need alcohol to have fun or 'to help' with something.
madetheaccountjustforyou
Need? Probably not. Do? Millenia of humans using alcohol for social functions confirms that. Teetotalers like yourself are the exception.
TomoSevens
Have you ever even drank alcohol?
scruffymarcher
I mean you don't need a rollercoaster to have fun either but it helps
jhaneb
Isn't this just being a basic, decent human being...?
lurkvoter
Judging by a bunch of the comments on this post, no. Apparently it's abnormal and neckbeardy, to some people.
cajuninjun
yes, but according to the comments it's actually an achievement for a man on imgur
Aliensss
Yes but for some strange reason he needs a medal.
MacroLoop
This should be top comment. OP is asking for upvotes for not raping someone.
nicouh
how is getting askedto sleep with somebody, even if they are drunk, raping somebody? maybe she fucks 2 dudes every weekend like that
jhaneb
If a person's not sober enough to make the decision, it's rape
NotTodayNotYesterday
Sometimes, Imgur seems likable then you scroll down and realize how fucked up you people are.
hoxanator
You have to agree on sex beforehand with your SO? Seriously?
sorathecrow
It seems pretty considerate. Maybe it doesn't always work perfectly but it's a nice ideal to have, communicating clearly with each other
KyleBeach
Here we have the real life Futurama Bureaucrat...he even makes his wife sign off in triplicate to change positions.
eagle193
It's all about communication, brah.
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
You probably do too, you just don't realize it. Agreement doesn't have to be asking the question. It can just be reading reactions.
TachyonCode
"Agreeing" is something that, surprisingly, can be as simple as determining that you want what the other person wants.
TachyonCode
Which if you're not terrible at communicating with each other is pretty damn easy to figure out.
TachyonCode
At least, if you're not high or drunk off your ass.
tehwilsonator
I have more fear of the people who think this concept is difficult than I do of signing sex consensual release forms
TachyonCode
2) And I get that the conditions of one's youth and family heritage can prejudice kids strongly towards willful ignorance and arrogance.
TachyonCode
5) That's scary enough, but when you realize the problem contributes equally to bullying and sexual assault, a light'll go off in your head.
TachyonCode
4) And thus, don't know how to do an adequate job of either giving or recognizing others' consent.
TachyonCode
3) But that is exactly why parenting is important. Because bad parenting produces people who don't know what consent looks like.
TachyonCode
I mean, to be fair, I get it. I get that hormonal teenagers who've never left home can be too sheltered to do a good job of this.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
while drunk.
Boufus
Fuck that noise, me and the lady like to get it on without talking about it. Just let it do it's thang. Bow chicka wow wow
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
he didn't say 'every time' he said 'if they're planning on getting drunk, sex is on the table or not' type of talk.
TheDrunkenWrench
According to OP, if any alcohol of any amount has been consumed whatsoever. I bet he's fun at parties.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
unless he's already in a relationship and they are in for it.
KingJPrizzy
I mean I ask, not every time but Jesus I'm not that horrible lmao.
rusticraisins
Nah, OP is just weird.
KingJPrizzy
True.
FernandoRumdebum
While I kinda respect this, the whole "if a woman even touches alcohol I won't sleep with her" is incredibly insulting to women
lurkvoter
I wouldn't sleep w/a guy who was inebriated or possibly inebriated. Unless it was my partner, & even then, there's limits on how inebriated.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
he can have standards. Just like women do, just like you do, just like most do.
FernandoRumdebum
Yeah but my standards drop massively while drunk. For a lot of people they wouldn't get laid otherwise, both male and female
sorathecrow
That's exactly what's incredibly skeevy about sleeping around while drunk. If they wouldn't have wanted to boink you when they were sober
sorathecrow
Why should they while they're drunk?
sorathecrow
It doesn't have the be insulting. Maybe he just doesn't want to risk toeing the line of consent. That's respectable imo
eazolan
Everything is incredibly insulting to women. It's like they're small angry children.
GilaMonsieur
Some people are childish, true. But there really are reasonable women out there who are aware of their insecurities and work on them.
FernandoRumdebum
That is a bizarre view to hold, what sort of women do you encounter in your life ?
eazolan
It's a joke. See how I was being deliberately insulting to women? Christ, get off the internet and go exercise your brain.
FernandoRumdebum
It didn't come off like a joke. Just because you have terrible delivery don't go complaining about me not noticing it
eazolan
Show me how to deliver it better.
GilaMonsieur
Not saying you're wrong, but he didn't come up with the insult if he's just avoiding rape accusations.
PmMeWeirdPorn
Yeah, I don't get people who thinks that if someone is even slightly drunk that person is not able to use their brain.
ABillionDucks
Because guessing where the line is, isn't a worthwhile risk to take for a guy.
FernandoRumdebum
If a girl is plastered she should still be able to fuck.An adult lives with their regrets. Unfortunately a small minority has corrupted that
FernandoRumdebum
Er wow that came out wrong. I mean plastered but still went "yeah sure I'll fuck ya" not plastered and was scooped up by Cosby
CheekyBreeki
Yes but decision making is skewed with alcohol that's the point, it would be something they may not do sober
FernandoRumdebum
Think of all the guys who only got laid because the girl went "meh, why not" while drunk. Would you deny them that ?! You're evil
norascarlett97
I'm a college aged girl and I agree w this. Great intention, but one sip isn't going to make us completely incapable of making decisions
FernandoRumdebum
lol someone downvoted you. I really wish I could find out who I wanna know wtf made them disagree with what you say
FernandoRumdebum
For me even if a girl is drunk, if we're having a good time and she's like "yeah let's fuck" I don't instantly think "oh no this woman is 1/
FernandoRumdebum
2/ crazy on the devil's spit, sleeping with her is wrong!". It deprives young people of a good drunk-fuck damnit. It's just some sick 2/
FernandoRumdebum
3/ fucks take it too far.If you have to undress her,you're not only a rapist you're a necrophiliac because you're basically fucking a corpse
cogs
Leave your fedora at home.
BitchButcher
1/2) WOW! By your opinion about sex I can tell you were raised pretty prude maybe religious. If girls and boys drink alcohol, the girls have
BitchButcher
2/2) to be protected and men are wild animals looking for prey? Holy fucking shit. What's wrong with you? Grown up with sex shaming?
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Blame people like Brock Turner for keeping the gender divide real.
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GilaMonsieur
For a lot of average folks that don't get their ethics from the media, these things aren't such serious issues.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
probably there were too many rape charges in his community and alcohol blaming.
GilaMonsieur
That's not necessarily a religious attitude.
It may be just an outgrowth of society being protective of women
ABillionDucks
That's how the court system works. :)
RigoJanos
You don't have to be religious to not want to live like a filthy animal.
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RigoJanos
Evolution says the same too.
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ZachPutland
That's the weirdest thing I've heard all day
SubwayOmar
"Upstairs means you're gonna have sex" , cmon OP were not all virgins here
GilaMonsieur
not everyone goes to parties though.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Banging for bangings sake gives me no pleasure...I'm glad I'm not the only one out there like that- there's @OP as well!
jewru
Its always better to not be a creep that takes advantage of a drunk person this applies to all genders.
MississippiGirl
Yes! This! +1
pringlesyum
It's an obvious choice to not have sex with someone who has been drinking at a frat party, especially for imgurs scared of false rape charge
ZachPutland
That wouldn't be false. Someone intoxicated can't give consent
LetsGetWaffles
Your perception of drunk men and drunk women is really skewed. I appreciate not fucking a really drunk chick, but 1 sip and no dick...?
flapperfemmefatale
Well let that be the risk you take. But if you're that desperate to get laid, i feel sorry for you.
damspam
Eh I kind of get it. If I just met the person, I dont know when their judgement is compromised. After you are more familiar, drunk sex ahoy
chettlar
And you don't always know if the sip you saw them take was actually their first.
maymay1588
He could have a good reason. I have a 1 sip thing for driving, because my dad was nearly killed by a dd. It is to prevent crossing the line.
Mankytoes
I think a lot of people would say that's a good idea. The sex thing though, you should be able to tell who is really out of it.
legessi
He said unless she's a S/O and/or they agreed to ahead of time. I see nothing wrong with this line of thinking.
RAAAAAAAWR
I have the same rule. Mostly because my own tolerance is stupid low, and I can never completely guess where somebody else is at
FluffyPuddles
There's nothing wrong with wanting your first time with a person to be a clean & sober consenting endeavor.
022981
I think its just that a line needs to be drawn somewhere
MGM93
Yeah this reeks of whiteknighting tbh. A couple have a beer each and they're suddenly too impaired? Lighten up, Christ
ThroughTheFireAndTheFlamesOnExpert
That's what I was thinking, seems like a ridiculous rule to have, but it's not my life and not my weeny.
VictusUnus
I have a similar rule, my reasoning is that I just don't want to risk taking advantage of someone.
firefighter26
My wife and I are the opposite. We'll do straight shots of vodka just to get fucked up fast and have crazy drunk sex all night. It's great.
weregonnaneedashitloadofdimes
I just glanced at a beer in my fridge...we still down to fuck?
Curiousone545
I really respect @op, because men can control themselves, and if both parties want it without alcohol, then right on. However.. as a gal1
Curiousone545
2)sometimes I can be pretty persuasive, and if I've had a sip, and know I want it, I want it. Maybe @op has a police with new girls- sip=no
Curiousone545
3)but maybe a relationship = fuck yes. If it's just with new girls, then that is just about the best thing in the world, you rock @op :D
ohnoofcourseyourright
Yea a drink is fine. You can tell when someone doesn't know what their doing. Unless your actually too drunk too. Then sloppy sex lol
imadinoROAR
And not with your S/O if you've been drinking unless agreed upon beforehand? Like I'm not going to plan it out every time...
sorathecrow
I can totally understand in this highly litigious society wanting to avoid potential problems.
foxfire1112
People here love to villainize alcohol for whatever reason
FluffyPuddles
whatever reason: college guys with jacked up hormones and alcohol inhibitors are like a pack of wolves looking for easy prey at parties
foxfire1112
yep that = everyone who takes a sip is horrible. Great comparison. Alcohol is why they are shit people, not you know, they are shit people
FluffyPuddles
Literally, no one said that. I was just pointing out that the reason was already accurately defined in the original post. Why so butthurt?
foxfire1112
The guy literally said one sip = no sex, are we fkn looking at the same shit
foxfire1112
You're downvoting me for stating an opinion, reinforcing my fkn point
foolhollow
Yeah, one drink doesn't mean you start to black out, unless your drink was spiked.
Lemonwolf
On a shitty day with no food, I'd die after a glass or two. Nevertheless, it is slightly "crazy" with the 1 sip shit
BlueSasquatch
Rule No.1 of the White Knight Society, M'lady.
raidleadergutts
Or Rule No.1 of the Don't-Wanna-Be-Accused-Of-Rape Society, M'pachecopter.
BlueSasquatch
Found the whiteknight guys!
lurkvoter
Or, rule #1 of don't want to accidentally inadvertently have a bad sexual experience where one party is upset once they're sober.
raidleadergutts
Yep, that too.
ZachPutland
Maybe he isn't trying to be a convicted rapist? Calm down with forcing your standards on other people
PPIIBBSS
I didn't know that making an imgur comment = forcing things on others lol
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
those are his standards, he's allowed to have standards.
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Yeah right? If you both have a glass of wine at a restaurant sex is completely off the table? Its a nice concept but cmon...
kuemmel
He is not forcing his belief on us,is he? I wouldn't go for it either if a drunk woman asks me for sex. A/Some beers are ok though, I think.
fais
You must not sip, if you want the tip. Definitely no Craft if you want the shaft. No home brew if you want his home brew.
ElDudorino
Shoulda said "no home brew if you want that snoo snoo"
boroq
No rosé if you wanna get down with José
Matkingos
Poetry. Pure poetry.
DogsRunningIntoThingsAtFullSpeed
No whiskey if you wanna get frisky
todayimgurlearned
No rum if you want to cum
FaceBookAI
DO YOU WANT MY COCK?
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
No binges if you want 3 inches.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
it's not a bad standard to want someone to be 100% sober and not just 'relaxed' before sleeping with you. Not everyone feels flattered when
Foxafillion
I cant believe how defensive people are getting about a different opinion. At no point did he or anyone imply this should be universal.Chill
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
people approach them for sex when they're wearing beergoggles and you seem 'available'. He's not a dildo.
ReeseMisee
I don't know why people are downvoting. I agree with you.
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
I'm getting confused as fuck. "not all men are rapists but anyone who doesn't take advantage is gay or a neckbeard'. Wtf imgur..
JohnJacobJingleHeimerSmitt
Lol I said after a glass of wine at a restaurant not beer goggles, dont get too triggered
IPutAHexOnYou4c6f7665206d65
it's his standard. He doesn't owe you sex.
AVoiceOfReason
He then tipped his fedora, flashed his Anita Sarkeesian tattoo, and everyone clapped for his moral superiority and switched to lemonade.
Ragnarf
I laughed
KingJPrizzy
Well I mean if both parties intended to then I'm all in for it. I'm not gunna pass up wine or dates that involve alcohol
Schmedes
So, basically at this point you just say what you think people want to hear.
Curiousone545
IF it's at a frat party, and he has drawn his boundaries, then you should probably not try to jump down op's throat about this.
Schmedes
"I DON'T DO IT EVEN AFTER ONE SIP" immediately changed to "ok well it can be negotiable" after one person disagreed.
AVoiceOfReason
Yeah, I saw that too. Weird no one else noticed.
Curiousone545
Well, assuming op's story even happened, and he did what he said, then apparently he backs up what he says. I'm just proud of him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
soupisforwinners
Maybe she wanted to screw 4 guys that night to beat her personal best and you were #4 and messed that up for her.
DaDisser
ew tho
JohannVonTittySprinkles
Wait, are you my ex?
justaharmlesspotato
College girls are so easy
Maraun
She was going for a perfect week.
koopaya
One guy in a frat on my campus discovered he was unknowingly part of a similar contest when an already used condom fell out.
thejungleboy
Manbob456
iftheshoefitz
That's why I finger before I go down, there's nothing worse than sloshing around in 1/2
iftheshoefitz
Another man's porridge 2/2
KingJPrizzy
Oh god.
Hooblaah
Lol god speed buddy.
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BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
If hot girl and you don't mind bathroom sex. Then easily accomplished
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sirsecern
i had friend tie his personal "best" at either 4 or 5 i can't remember. all i remember was him coming back showering a bunch between dates
domsson
Congratulations. Mine is 8. Over the course of 30+ years, that is.
RextProject
Mine Is 10 over the course of 25 years. 4 this year alone. I fucked one chick that was 6'3 so now I call my cock the giant slayer. I'm 5'9.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
You bastard
fantanaranja
I was #3 one time ...well worth it
masses
That's one hell of a party
fantanaranja
According to her , I can't confirm. It was within 18hrs with no showers
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
And this is why there is anti-biotic resistant Gonorrhoea...
fantanaranja
Lucky me then that your mom is std free
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Not anymore. *Pops collar*
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Oh no- shes got the clap for sure
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Jesus that would suck...who the fuck wants another mans jizz on his cock?? Condoms do leak around the vag. I'm so glad I'm done with frats.
cleverbeans
I'm not exactly certain why it would bother you. You have your own jizz right? It's just like that.
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Because it may be infected jizz- dude STI are a real problem you shouldn't ignore
cleverbeans
She might be infected too. Your argument makes zero sense here. Are you sure it's not just a disgust reaction because you're straight?
VeryFastWithACucumberNiceAndSlowWithAZucchini
Bingo-both may be infected! No not disgust it's my knowledge that the rates of STI are the highest they have been since the 70's right now.
Rasui
Germans #pornhub
Conflict
I knew a girl that did 14 at a party. There was a line into the bedroom. I chose not to ride that bike.
NorbertDemeter
Savage
PandaOfChaos
A movie is a really bad date plan for a first date. You should take her out to dinner before/after. Otherwise there is like no time to 1/2
Feanor19
I think a movie is a good choice. You sit there for roughly 2 hours and can notice body language and mannerisms. After can discuss the movie
Feanor19
If someone fidgets constantly or puts their feet up or on another persons seat. I think body language is a much better tell of how itll work
Mycologics
No dinner. Unless you want to see your date chew the whole time. Just drinks is great.
T1M3W1ZRD
I always thought that a date should put both at a disadvantage forcing each other out of their comfort zones, but not to far like Bowling
blainetog
Movie first, then dinner works perfectly. Then you have something proximate to talk about.
strawberrycocoa
Depends on the movie. Pick something light and ignorable so you can chatter through it, an sit far enough away that you won't bother anyone.
eskimowins
grab her by the pussy. 2/2
CarrionSphere
+1
midd1eearth
Way too late, but a for effort. I love these +1
thatsmynametoo
Tip from Tyra Banks that I absorbed as a 12 y/o but never used. Movie before dinner, that way you can talk about the movie if all else fails
bud467
Holy shit. Thanks fam. never thought about it.
Cyranojoe
Ooh, nice call.
CanadianLadyMoose
THATS where I got that from!!! I always wondered who gave me that idea so long ago
DarthFutuza
Always made sense to me, plus then you don't have to rush dinner to catch the movie, eating can always happen late.
DrAccula
That's great advice :)
MexicanDad
Can confirm.
ibbadgers
Movie then dinner is good because if you run out of conversation you can always talk about the movie. It's something you'll have in common
KingJPrizzy
Yeah decided to go to a dog adoption center and play with dogs, park, then have seafood. No good movies out
PandaOfChaos
Keep us updated how it went
thedirtiestbert
Movie first, dinner second! So you have something to talk about during dinner guaranteed.
Allycosmic
Or do an escape game!
justlurkingmovealong
"Hey! I'm just gonna tie you up..put some locks here..and here..put this rag right in.. open wide..there.lock the door. Cool! now.. Escape!
justlurkingmovealong
Possibly not what you meant tho
eskimowins
I spoke to a guy that ran one of these and he said it was the worst first date idea possible from his experience. (I disagree personally)
StylesB
Did that for first date once, went great. just be patient & let her try to solve parts too. Plus, can tell a lot about her doing that
Cd06771
From his Instagram pics - he's got nothing to worry about.
eskimowins
I struggle to believe this is a genuine picture of OP
Jazmynejayy
I feel out of his league
midd1eearth
Damn. I made myself sad
gad885
But where else will he get that sober bj he has been waiting for
Rasui
You're right about the movie being bad but dinner is way too much. Dudes in college and things are hella casual these days. 1/?
Rasui
When you're dealing with a girl who goes to Frat parties formal dinner feels like you're interviewing her to be your wife. 2/3
Rasui
Coffee is better, it's inexpensive and therefore casual. It puts the emphasis on the conversation and no one feels like they owe anyone. 3/3
danktrees
Go to dinner after the movie so you guys can at least talk about that if nothing else during dinner.
Dianiko
I dont know, a movie can be a good easy start to see if you guys even click before moving on to opening up. Plus if you do a Dinner
Dianiko
before or after you get some talk time
LvAllen
+1 for this. Take her to the zoo. It's relaxed, you can chat, there are ways and ways to be surprised by animals having sex, etc.
Bortus
A cinema date is a bad first date. A dinner date at uni age is a terrible idea. A movie in your dorm, snuggled in bed? That shit is tight.
crazymojomonkey
This is why we need street performers!! You both get to watch a common exp. which you can then walk & talk about, not too long & off you go.
damspam
Exactly. When you're three years in you will have all the time in the world to watch netflix and shit. Get to know her, do something fun
r0b0tc0rpse
After, so at least you have the movie to talk about.
Nidiahk
Best is movie first so you have at least one thing in common over dinner
PandaOfChaos
Really talk and get to know each other. Bit otherwise gj @OP 2/2
Ryebread91
Movie first then dinner. That way you have the movie to start as a talking point. Otherwise could end up awkward silence before hand. 1/2
Ryebread91
Plus more likely to be relaxed and open after the movie as well 2/2
WIllieWonkerz
yup, glo bowling is surprising a win too
UltraBooster
Take her shooting. Really gets the testosterone flowing.
ApsychicRat
nah movie first then the food, that way you have a starting point for conversation
Anthf
Or just a walk in the park. Autumn is beautiful.
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
It's always nice to have an activity on the first date though. That way you have something to talk about if the conversation gets slow.
bluetractor
Dinner after is a good idea! If all else fails you'll have the movie to talk about
FlipzMCL
Never thought about dinner + movie being done in that order before, that's genius!
bluetractor
But! If you do dinner first, you may be comfortable enough to do some hand holding/smooching in the cinema!
redjillian
This! Dinner & then a walk around a park or through a busy downtown area (if safe). Might get some hand holding & kisses too! :)
Pirkale
I do not understand people who say that a movie date is a bad idea. Seriously.
DontYouHateItWhenTheNameIsSolongYouCantReadit
It's not unless it the first date because then you never get to talk and learn much about eachother.
MyFetishIsLyingOnTheInternet
A movie alone is a bad idea. If you do something afterwards then it can be great
CooltrainerAida
Agreed, unlike a dinner where you're scrambling on what to talk about, the both of you just watched something together, convers. piece there
HandsomeJackWilshere
Modern dating is different I believe. Every girl I've dated in the past I got to know very well via texting before the first date.
DontYouHateItWhenTheNameIsSolongYouCantReadit
It's not unless it the first date because then you never get to talk and learn much about eachother.
Pirkale
A two-hour movie, then go out for drinks. Talking about the movie leads nicely into talking about each other.
Mankytoes
You don't need to sit in silence for two hours for a conversation starter. "Do you watch Game of Thrones?" works just as well.
Zahnradfee
Exactly. You have just shared something that you can now exchange opinions about. Good conversation starter.
Sydonis12
Bad first date, watching movie doesn't progress the relationship anywhere. You just sit there like an idiot for 2 hours too nervous to touch
Belgiandude
"Omg you're such a sweet friend" - she
IgniaEternale
Maybe, but from a more mature female... gdi if I were 10 years younger...
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
No, Su.
Solivoid
Well, she did want him to partake of 'sea food' upstairs.
Tempounplugged
No snu snu
PoutIan
I suppose that's technically correct
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
Su is actually a boy that could've been named Bill or George.
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Or substitute user.
Islander660
Anything but su! I still hate that name!
Curiousone545
I fucking love yoouuuu
KARENPLANKTON
I see that 0 where an o should be....but i guess your technically correct
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Well, if you could convince @TechnicallyCorrect to stop sitting on a perfectly good name without using it, there would be that.
technicallycorrect
Hey now, I've been away. Futurama and science gifs coming soon.
TECHNICALLYC0RRECT
Oh, shit. This is the first time you've said anything in almost two years, isn't it?
thawless
I married my kind man after a very similar encounter :)
AlexGusev
painfully relatable
corbynDallas
She probably really wanted to get banged. Good not to bone her is she can't walk, but if she's a little drunk, take her for a walk outside,
corbynDallas
2/2 Charm her with conversation, make her laugh, have some smooches and drive her home so she's safe. If you don't be a bit bad, she won't
corbynDallas
3/3 She will think you're boring. And it all sounds pretty painful
Shepsus
Cause what you are essentially saying is: make sure to show romantic intent, or else she could think OP is not interested.
corbynDallas
I'm saying don't be so uptight, and when OP stops jerking himself off about what a great guy he is, he will probably realise that the real
Shepsus
Though I agree with most of what you are saying, it sounds like she was blacked out for 90% of their conversation. He did the right thing.
ThatsWhatSheSed
Wat
intellectualmischief
don't be a dick . If you cant be friends with a female and think your owed something more you are the problem.
UltraBooster
I dont think semen is very sweet. Probably more salty
Atharaphelun
It depends on what you eat prior. If you eat sweet food such as fruits and such, then you'll get deliciously sweet semen.
UltraBooster
I think delicious may be an overstatement but what do i know. Cant say ive ingested many loads in my day
Atharaphelun
I have, so I can attest to its efficacy.
UltraBooster
I see you are a connoisseur of cremé a la man. Should you be of the female persuasion, i offer you my sincere respect
sexyGandalf12
Let's be super friends - she
AlexAlphaSavage
You did the right thing. But know if you think she's out of your league, she also thinks that and won't sleep with you sober..
YodasLeftEar
yes the reality check was missing from this story
carolinaguuurl
Ouch
thawless
they hardly know one-another. not every lady wants to be with [insert typical attractive male type].
ABillionDucks
Yeah, just like every guy doesn't either. :)
thawless
'xactly!
KillingTlme
That space between the word boy and friend.
KingJPrizzy
Ehhh after my last relationship I'm not rushing.
YogSoth0th
You're really better off avoiding relationships and people in general. They only complicate things, and people just fuck you over in the end
plasmarob
I highly recommend waiting until marriage for best results. Nobody in our pathetic divorcing society listens, but i'll throw it out there.
Idahno
lol
fromagewit
It's not totally the same, but when I met my girlfriend it happened very similar
LosPer
Dude, based on your instagram pics, not surprised you got her attention...
epixxor
NEVER rush relationships
Rasui
Okay, but you'll lose to any guy who makes a move first and is halfway charming playing like that.
SarcasticPotatoo
Nobody says rushing. But she needs to know you are dating ;)
AcidOPhilus
I feel you. My ex had a total meltdown, ended up in a dissociative stupor, completely fucked. Been single and happy and free since then.
InCaseOfStairsUseFire
C3PO is right: make sure to indicate interest, and escalate. If she doesn't reciprocate, obviously, then you'll know to be on your way.
Thegrandoptimst
Dude me and you would get along so well
daralingg
rushing ruins everything. you totally did the right thing. way to be classy af. take notes fellas.
Rasui
Men chase for sex, women chase for commitment once men have the sex. So from this perspective I guess it does ruin it if you're a woman 1/2
Rasui
who likes to be in control of the relationship. I find it's much better if guys take the initiative though, It's much more attractive. 2/2
bjaerven
Never, waste, a boner.
TheWayADrillWorks
Every sperm is sacred
sharkkibble
If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
OmegaZen
"even if your tongue touches alcohol" is just ridiculous. Up to a point, the effect is only slight elevation of mood. Be more realistic
HesusChristos
Eh, you have no idea what is going on in someone else's mind. Tolerance is different for everyone. One glass of wine and I get loopy.
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HesusChristos
I'm just saying that philosophy is not 100% effective, you never know. It's like how abstinence is the best way to avoid std's. 1/2
HesusChristos
2/2 not saying it's best, just guaranteed effective.
C3P0hnoyoudidnt
Not rushing is smart, but girls NEED to see interest. Avoiding the friend zone is all about making intentions clear
whyisitsohardtochoseafuckingusername
This shit is hard, I'm just gonna die alone.
Rasui
With that attitude? Probably
Sheepyhead
I just try to make friends. If things go well we start dating, if they go less well, hey I'll have made a friend
cleverwittyusername
Why can't more people have your mentality?
Rasui
Because then the whole world would be filled with milktoast friendzoney relationships and a lot less people would be getting laid.
Sheepyhead
To be fair I have talked to one person who didn't think she'd be able to date someone she'd first become friends with, but
Rasui
That sounds... incredibly unromantic and boring.
Sheepyhead
Idunno man, making friends isn't very boring, and I try not to fire romance on the unwilling
Sheepyhead
That's a hypothetical though, I don't have any friends
souleater2847
I feel the same way...so scared of the friend zone, but don't wanna rush anything. I hope this one works out...I really like her.
Rasui
Not making a move is how you end up in the friend zone. Stop thinking every girl is your last shot and you'll be less scared.
lynnanine
So long as they see interest appropriately. If you keep showing interest after they don't reciprocate, then it gets awkward.
dReWdAt
She's had a crush on him for awhile though. He doesn't really need to try at this point. 1
dReWdAt
He's been handed this girl on a silver platter. 2
gripARN
if he got a date its a pretty clear indication of intrest.
C3P0hnoyoudidnt
Nor always
Rasui
Honestly, this date is more like his last shot now. She was already willing to sleep with him and he said no for HIS reasons not hers. 1/2
Rasui
Assuming she's actually hot, how many hot girls do you know that give many second chances? Close to none? Yeah, they've got options. 2/2
Belgiandude
A boner is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to
KibblesandBitchTits
Thats deep bro
Belgiandude
about 2 balls deep
MrMaRzZ
I understood this reference
TachyonCode
You missed the opportunity to include a wizard robe and hat reference.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Missed chance to say "He comes precisely when he means to"
theoldgaffer
I love you for this.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Sage advice.
BulletAnt93
That's my secret... I always have a boner.
infunkitrust
Words to live by.
TemporaryUzername
and sometimes only after a blue emerald falls into a well and dissolves in acid death.
JohnnyTitelips
My dick must be retarded or some shit then.
Pewpewblaster
Did you just assume the gender of erect male genitalia!?
TheCaffeinatedPanda
In which case, mine and I are going to have some serious conversations about timing.
Shepsus
This was a rare moment of a "grab my belly and tilt my head back" kind of laughter
TickorTock
mine arrives everytime I slouch on a chair
CaptainOfTheFederationStarshipEnterprise
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
Me and mine too, he's being a total dick to me
AbsolutelyKhaotic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXt9CotIy8
duncan5wan
Don't give him such a hard time..
LittleTas
God damn I need the option to favorite a comment.
TheFreQy
EroticRhinocerous
The most poetic and beautiful line I've seen on this site. Brings a tear to my eye.
DankS0uls
Unless you're a teen. Then he arrives early and often.
BAKETATO
VERY often.
TechnicallyRight
RepostStat1sdicks
Tell that to morning wood
backstabbr1001
I mean, yes? But in the middle of class isn't really the best time y'know?
Gink0
It's just that our modern day lifestyle does not sync up with our bodies' natural needs
ExtremeAndViolentButtFun
A boner is a soldier. Always ready for action but willing to wait when the time is right.
RegisteredAirplaneDoctor
I HAVE ARRIVED! *thud*
bigmyles
None of that applies to mine.
Notracistgrandpa
He comes when he wants?
Idontknowwatiexpected
MrSwaggyPants
Lurker here. Please define "date." I have no understanding of this concept
BrownskinOriental
I've never seen a guy intentionally put himself in a friend zone, but now i have. Thank you for that.
Bananasandwich03
The friend zone crap is garbage. I did something similar with my now wife back in college. We started dating a few days later (1)
Bananasandwich03
and never split. I refused to participate in this dirt bag mentality and props to @OP for being a good guy.
Rasui
It worked for me guys!!! You're all wrong! #anecdotal
Bananasandwich03
You're all in the wrong and it's not anecdotal. It's disgusting how many people promote disrespect towards women for the sake of (2)
Bananasandwich03
getting in their pants. (3)