Oct 25, 2016 8:15 PM
UnsightlyRoar
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Xynatox
This is why I READ porn. You can't get me 4chan! Not this time.
Teevo83
The hero we need.
TheCausticCynic
"I only watch it for the Carl Weezer audio I swear!"
elite4cleb
Can someone link a video
Xiphildias
This is how people get weird fetishes they can't talk about... people that can only get off while Carl Weezer screams in the background.
SoThisIsAwkward
I didn't think people thought my fetish was weird
TotalSharknado
That's not how I got my Carl Weezer scream fetish
SyntheticCK
Reminds me of that Ramses B song from a Miku video. All of the YT comments are people from pornhub that soundhounded the song. Good Song.
kidkanuck
Be glad jump scares are not being edited into porn
hockeyham
"Oh baby put it in my Scaaapula!"
Ralta
Why not Weezer Audio: Pornography Edited? Good luck explaining what Wape porn is...
Shewy92
I also far with the sound off
SlagGroove
Me and my friends openly talk about porn even the weird shit
TwistedAttitudes
MOTION APPROVED
Morgan96
Make it so!!! Make it soooooo!!!!
tracegould1
MaybeHarambae
I too far with the sound off.
KidCilantro
This has so much potential.....
AmmoniumAcetate
Except a bunch of creeps around here won't stop talking about what porn they like...
VIIVIIIIX
Half of the people won't notice, because they far...
JoshJohnson89
Far far away
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
This would probably be funnier if I knew who Carl Wheezer is
Kitala
Jimmy Neutron character.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
What a piece of CWAEP
stayawhilestayforever
I can't help myself ... *fap
MunsterZero
Oh that's what "far" meant
MaidAndCorsetGuy
The most popular porn...? So, basically, anything that stars an amateur girl who looks like your current crush?
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Please let this be a thing.
bleefendorf
Probably is. There qas a thread at one point that involved a dude stealing a french catacomb skull and fucking it
iseverythingtaken77
This wouldnt work, I've watched porn with my friends, we had pizza
hugebattleaxe
Howd that go?
Pizza was very nice, porn was nothing special
TrumpIsAFelon
Penises In Zippered Zebra Anuses
TaintedSpuds8
I only watch Jimmy Neutron porn. I am unphased.
myusernameisunimportant
It's like being rick rolled
Memgur
I too had a dream once
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
It was awful
Mariostar7
I'm not sure if you are quoting something and you don't know what that sounds like or you know exactly what you just said.
yes
dontneednoaccount
This might backfire because its hilarious and this will be the reason why everybody openly talks about their porn
Yacobs21
So... 4chan wins either way?
MisterOneUpper
Definitely. For instance, everyone knows about the "I poop from there" video
mrtannen
Everybody I work with has had the funniest/weirdest porn they've ever seen conversation, it keeps mid shift interesting
HitlersArtCritic
That's going to be a good thing. Some people should openly talk about their sexual activities, as its healthy and eases tensions about sex.
DorianBlack
Don't...don't most people openly talk about their porn preferences now?....
RydWolf
And in 20 years the voice actor for Carl Weezer will surprise audiences during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
IUsedToHaveUsernameOnce
but what's wrong with talking about it openly? Everybody masturbates, most people have sex at least once a week. Your parents too.
Isrslydonthavetimeforthis
I like porn.
CocktailGaming
Plans from 4chan don't backfire. They just please a different audience.
Razgriz3RogerThat
The post after this is porn
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Saw it on a site that doesn't have mothers once, video with a grandma who loves to bake pies filled with cream w/ her two big black cooks.
NotSoSmartAlek
how can she be a grandma if there's no mothers?
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I had to stop using that site, it was too sketchy even for me
greymaria
Why can't we have... sanctioned porn?
chbarts
Normal porn for normal people?
Where "normal" describes a subset whose fetishes are strictly illegal in pretty much every country?
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
Yah, imagine talking about that particular scene where a midget plumber is trying to fix that old lady's sink by rather unconditional method
batlrar
Unless it's only on the reeeeally weird stuff that gets you on some sort of list, maybe.
schmitty675
"... yeah dude, I've been Weezed twice in the past week"
twohearteddoctor
It will be conditioning so then when some one wheezes you everyone will get a hard on
flyingpinklobster
So it'll be like puberty all over again
Could you imagine though; watching Jimmy Neutron with your kids or by yourself and Carl wheezes and you have to hide your boner?
xRHIN0x
Wait, you don't get hard watching Jimmy Neutron and other Nick Toons...? Same bro..
diglettboy
Dude, only twice? I got Wheezed about 30 times...
GreedyJungle
I already openly talk about the porn I watch
MundaneFinality
Partially true for me, but only with my wife or random strangers on imgur. So need to either be intimately familar, or totally anonomys.
True. Talking about it with a co worker would be odd
ewcelery
Depends on the job and relationship with coworkers. I've talked about porn with the maintenance crew. Those guys are usually filthy perverts
I have at a restaurant I worked at but I worked in the dish pit and discussed it with the cooks. Severs were not amused.
TexanCryomaniac
It's a win-win situation
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
I really don't want to hear about anybody's porn habits, personally. I get enough of that from my grandpa who forgets to close the browser.
Actualdeadpool
Not for the innocent bystander.
Astralman
No one's innocent.
Babies.
You haven't been around one have you?
I'd like to think we'd not talk about it infront of the children.
CorneliusCornwall
Fwd link: anal rangers 5: ask not for whom the balls slap, they slap on thee. Just skip to the 8 min mark
SetPhasersToScience
.
Talidrin
Doot
Breakneckbanana
Alighieri2000
areallycreativeusername
wulf97
Oh jesus
FireknightFlame
Dot
furrydumpsterfire
ScotiaWolf
wafflesandpuppies
lilljonis123
ChrisPrattsCrispRat
xkotu
BullHalsey
amvale01
ruben10111
ThomasFernandez
ProBologna
mininimi
ARandomHelljumper
TheDarkLordOfUnicornFarts
IAmNickyPoo
*
Deadport
Stuntminer202
Slap slap slap, clap clap clap
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
ยค
BeesechurgerProductions
(Soviet Dot)
Vi4092
There is a doot here .
DABAFF
gaenaralhonk
Billyami
,
WhenISaySpaceYouSayPants
I've never made it to the 8 minute mark. Except for that one time when I went right to sleep....
The ol scoot n snooze
Strawlrus
RileyS56
(Dots in spanish)
Lofoten
@bobtheburgerman can you please dm me link
dandandan1
PhoenixQueenAzula
I skip through the boring parts anyways, but thanks for letting me know where to go
IrradiatedBec
doot
51CorgisInABar
I can't find it, what site?
NaziMilkShakeMohawk
Same here
sorryyouhavebeenchopped
Would like to know as well
AnnaExMachina
Goddamn it, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
I aim to please, well usually I aim.
The toilet seat says otherwise.
Like I said "usually". Sometimes in the early morning it gets away from me.
Xynatox
This is why I READ porn. You can't get me 4chan! Not this time.
Teevo83
The hero we need.
TheCausticCynic
"I only watch it for the Carl Weezer audio I swear!"
elite4cleb
Can someone link a video
Xiphildias
This is how people get weird fetishes they can't talk about... people that can only get off while Carl Weezer screams in the background.
SoThisIsAwkward
I didn't think people thought my fetish was weird
TotalSharknado
That's not how I got my Carl Weezer scream fetish
SyntheticCK
Reminds me of that Ramses B song from a Miku video. All of the YT comments are people from pornhub that soundhounded the song. Good Song.
kidkanuck
Be glad jump scares are not being edited into porn
hockeyham
"Oh baby put it in my Scaaapula!"
Ralta
Why not Weezer Audio: Pornography Edited? Good luck explaining what Wape porn is...
Shewy92
I also far with the sound off
SlagGroove
Me and my friends openly talk about porn even the weird shit
TwistedAttitudes
MOTION APPROVED
Morgan96
Make it so!!! Make it soooooo!!!!
tracegould1
MaybeHarambae
I too far with the sound off.
KidCilantro
This has so much potential.....
AmmoniumAcetate
Except a bunch of creeps around here won't stop talking about what porn they like...
VIIVIIIIX
Half of the people won't notice, because they far...
JoshJohnson89
Far far away
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
This would probably be funnier if I knew who Carl Wheezer is
Kitala
Jimmy Neutron character.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
What a piece of CWAEP
stayawhilestayforever
I can't help myself ... *fap
MunsterZero
Oh that's what "far" meant
MaidAndCorsetGuy
The most popular porn...? So, basically, anything that stars an amateur girl who looks like your current crush?
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
Please let this be a thing.
bleefendorf
Probably is. There qas a thread at one point that involved a dude stealing a french catacomb skull and fucking it
iseverythingtaken77
This wouldnt work, I've watched porn with my friends, we had pizza
hugebattleaxe
Howd that go?
iseverythingtaken77
Pizza was very nice, porn was nothing special
TrumpIsAFelon
Penises In Zippered Zebra Anuses
TaintedSpuds8
I only watch Jimmy Neutron porn. I am unphased.
myusernameisunimportant
It's like being rick rolled
Memgur
I too had a dream once
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
It was awful
Mariostar7
I'm not sure if you are quoting something and you don't know what that sounds like or you know exactly what you just said.
Memgur
yes
dontneednoaccount
This might backfire because its hilarious and this will be the reason why everybody openly talks about their porn
Yacobs21
So... 4chan wins either way?
MisterOneUpper
Definitely. For instance, everyone knows about the "I poop from there" video
mrtannen
Everybody I work with has had the funniest/weirdest porn they've ever seen conversation, it keeps mid shift interesting
HitlersArtCritic
That's going to be a good thing. Some people should openly talk about their sexual activities, as its healthy and eases tensions about sex.
DorianBlack
Don't...don't most people openly talk about their porn preferences now?....
RydWolf
And in 20 years the voice actor for Carl Weezer will surprise audiences during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
IUsedToHaveUsernameOnce
but what's wrong with talking about it openly? Everybody masturbates, most people have sex at least once a week. Your parents too.
Isrslydonthavetimeforthis
I like porn.
CocktailGaming
Plans from 4chan don't backfire. They just please a different audience.
Razgriz3RogerThat
The post after this is porn
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Saw it on a site that doesn't have mothers once, video with a grandma who loves to bake pies filled with cream w/ her two big black cooks.
NotSoSmartAlek
how can she be a grandma if there's no mothers?
DrYoloMcSwagmasterIIIEsq
I had to stop using that site, it was too sketchy even for me
greymaria
Why can't we have... sanctioned porn?
chbarts
Normal porn for normal people?
greymaria
Where "normal" describes a subset whose fetishes are strictly illegal in pretty much every country?
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
Yah, imagine talking about that particular scene where a midget plumber is trying to fix that old lady's sink by rather unconditional method
batlrar
Unless it's only on the reeeeally weird stuff that gets you on some sort of list, maybe.
schmitty675
"... yeah dude, I've been Weezed twice in the past week"
twohearteddoctor
It will be conditioning so then when some one wheezes you everyone will get a hard on
flyingpinklobster
So it'll be like puberty all over again
tracegould1
Could you imagine though; watching Jimmy Neutron with your kids or by yourself and Carl wheezes and you have to hide your boner?
xRHIN0x
Wait, you don't get hard watching Jimmy Neutron and other Nick Toons...? Same bro..
diglettboy
Dude, only twice? I got Wheezed about 30 times...
GreedyJungle
I already openly talk about the porn I watch
MundaneFinality
Partially true for me, but only with my wife or random strangers on imgur. So need to either be intimately familar, or totally anonomys.
GreedyJungle
True. Talking about it with a co worker would be odd
ewcelery
Depends on the job and relationship with coworkers. I've talked about porn with the maintenance crew. Those guys are usually filthy perverts
GreedyJungle
I have at a restaurant I worked at but I worked in the dish pit and discussed it with the cooks. Severs were not amused.
TexanCryomaniac
It's a win-win situation
stoploggingmeoutImgurIfuckingswear
I really don't want to hear about anybody's porn habits, personally. I get enough of that from my grandpa who forgets to close the browser.
Actualdeadpool
Not for the innocent bystander.
Astralman
No one's innocent.
Actualdeadpool
Babies.
Astralman
You haven't been around one have you?
TexanCryomaniac
I'd like to think we'd not talk about it infront of the children.
CorneliusCornwall
Fwd link: anal rangers 5: ask not for whom the balls slap, they slap on thee. Just skip to the 8 min mark
SetPhasersToScience
.
Talidrin
Doot
Breakneckbanana
.
Alighieri2000
.
areallycreativeusername
.
wulf97
Oh jesus
FireknightFlame
Dot
furrydumpsterfire
.
ScotiaWolf
Doot
wafflesandpuppies
.
lilljonis123
.
ChrisPrattsCrispRat
.
xkotu
.
BullHalsey
.
amvale01
.
ruben10111
.
ThomasFernandez
.
ProBologna
.
mininimi
.
ARandomHelljumper
.
TheDarkLordOfUnicornFarts
.
IAmNickyPoo
*
Deadport
.
Stuntminer202
Slap slap slap, clap clap clap
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
ยค
BeesechurgerProductions
(Soviet Dot)
Vi4092
There is a doot here .
DABAFF
.
gaenaralhonk
.
Billyami
,
WhenISaySpaceYouSayPants
I've never made it to the 8 minute mark. Except for that one time when I went right to sleep....
ThomasFernandez
.
CorneliusCornwall
The ol scoot n snooze
Strawlrus
.
RileyS56
(Dots in spanish)
Lofoten
@bobtheburgerman can you please dm me link
dandandan1
.
PhoenixQueenAzula
I skip through the boring parts anyways, but thanks for letting me know where to go
IrradiatedBec
doot
51CorgisInABar
I can't find it, what site?
NaziMilkShakeMohawk
Same here
sorryyouhavebeenchopped
Would like to know as well
AnnaExMachina
Goddamn it, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
CorneliusCornwall
I aim to please, well usually I aim.
AnnaExMachina
The toilet seat says otherwise.
CorneliusCornwall
Like I said "usually". Sometimes in the early morning it gets away from me.