Y A L I K E J A Z Z ?
Just when you thought CIV couldn't get harder...
When you've seen too much hentai...
This isn't hell
When I realize it's not even the right Tuesday.
When the newbie asks you to show him the ropes but he doesn't realize you're actually the worst person there and you hate everyone but you'll probably be leaving soon so you need a successor to inherit your thrown of terror and you've just found your heir
When you've gotta say something.
Like a dark storm cloud looming overhear, October ominously draws near, and I begin my training.
MRW another man calls me a beautiful woman
Two Men Performing a Traditional Japanese Jazz Dance
Well, him over there, he roped me into this!
When you're too weak to travel but your grandkids never call or visit.
MRW I hear Germany wants to increase it's military.
I just want to make all you two-bit bitches as uncomfortable as possible.
I found a new meme.
MRW my wife texts me "come take care of me ;)" but when I get home I find out she's actually sick
When you finally finish college and you have no job set up cause you're not sure what to do with the rest of your life.
What anime is this?
When you a neato post in usersub
It's probably a repost, but I don't care. Do what you must with me.
When people ask me how I'm doin
When you've got confidence issues, but your girl is supportive and encouraging
I don't know. Just fuckin downvote me, man.
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My little brother's getting into the Christmas spirit.
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
"Maybe I'll check out Usersub for once..."
Sauce?
We've got to fight these political spam-bots
Guts had needs...
MRW I'm Native American and the Europeans say they just want to be neighbors.
When you see a weird ass post in usersub and don't know what to do so you just upvote and let fp deal with this shit
MRW @LindaDee says her recipes are tasty.
MRW I finally find my fetish.
Here... just take it.
Something something special eyes
When you try to rent a car but you're only 24 so you pretend to be an older adult.
I wonder how my ex is doing?
When someone starts singing, "Leaves from the vine..."
MRW I forgot about my monthly ritual
The Horror...
Time to unveil my... MICROGROOVE!
When you click on the thumbnail cause it's interesting but then the image doesn't display so you have to look for clues in the comments.
What it feels like trying to run in a dream.
THEY WANT TO GIVE ME AN INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!
Available now on VHS!
When my roommate tells me someone ate his leftovers...
Making words with noise
When you're high af but trying to behave normally.
When you try to sneak out but your parents catch you
Wet ribs.
When you realize there's no point to shitposting but you do it anyway cause there's really no point to anything other than that which we prescribe ourselves.
Tumblr's Perfect World
When you've been coding the same 80 lines this whole week but you still can't get shit to work and people ask if it's gonna be ready soon
I guess they didn't stay out of his lobby...
When you post bait...
When a new meme rolls around.
12 light-years a slave.