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May 12, 2014 6:34 AM
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thaxted2imgur
+1000 for Life Saving Badge.
FromthedepthsofUsersub
What an asshole reporter!
nocandy4u
okbluejays
....do you think the nanny got fired?
WhoIsTheDodie
She's a freakin hero!! Who cares about her nipple. Jeez
HackerJacker
No it's not sexism, I'm pretty sure they would have run the same story had it been David Hasselhoff and he's let the sausage slip out.
greatscreenname
The fault belongs to the people who buy/read this crap!
BigBootyBrute
Its not sexism, its *PERVISM*
Winterous
While this is ridiculous, it's in no way sexist. People would do the same thing if a male celebrity lost his shorts doing it. 1/2
Winterous
The only real difference would be a little bit of "rescuing people, like a manly hunk" instead of just a casual mention. 2/2
okamifire
This happened more than a year ago...
Acephalous
Tumblr needed something to bitch about and there wasn't anything at hand to loosely blame on sexism.
tarataqa
ikr?
ThisIsFrigglish
The following is a list of facts Tumblr allows to get in the way of manufacturing outrage:
ThisIsFrigglish
End of list.
Winterous
The victim of a crime being male.
itseemsasthoughallthegoodnamesaregone
I really hate this.
koori
. You have way too few upvotes. While the other top comments are all about how she is a supermodel
FreakyBobo
I hate the fact someone said it's sexist. Because y'know if Ryan Gosling saved two people and lost his shorts it would be sexist like what
sintrael
that´s fucked up
TheBeg
I don't know who's worse, the fucks who write this shit or the fucks who read it. They create the market for these shit rags.
pbbbtMeg
I might read this article for the story. This is not the kind of thing NPR covers. I don't give two shits about her nip slip.
omgyoucanchangethis
I know 2 people who read these shit mags, and they're both horrible people.
TheBeg
The daily mail in the UK is the worst perpatrator. The writing is almost as bad as the content. The once reported on a c list reality (1/2)
MrProsser42
I probably place too much blame on the people that read it, but without them it would not exist. No one forces them to care about this.
TheBeg
(2/2) almost stepping in a puddle. Absolute fuckwits.
aShogunNamedMarcus
You'd think her son would be better in the water, being half seal and all.
MisterRBG
questionableanswers
according to klum the son was having the least problem during this happening because he's an avid swimmer.
Waddafaq
why were they having so much trouble in the water when the plumb lady wasnt, and why is the nanny in the water fully clothed
Waddafaq
apparently her boyfriend jumped in and dragged them all in, and she just helped them the last few feet, the bf is hardly mentioned
smoothlikebutteronabaldmonkey
Needs more pun
TrippingPocahontas
this deserves more points
SomeoneAnonymous
There are nipple slips on GOT all the time, and noone bats an eye. Nipple slip when woman saves people irl, and everyone loses their minds.
CrazyGuyInToilet
+1 for batman
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
WHO IS THIS NOONE?
NotFarEnough
AND WHY DOES HE KEEP BATTING AN EYE?
SomeoneAnonymous
WHY DO YOU RIGHT IN CAPS?
sirgaspar
HOW DO YOU WRONG IN CAPS?
reggimusprime
WHY DO YOU LEFT IN CAPS?
SomeoneAnonymous
ER MER GERD HOW DID I MESS DAT UP.
violetkittens
OH NO A NIPPLE
PennnnnyLane
Yep, it was apparently a big deal when I was nursing my daughter, even though it was never exposed...nipples are dangerous, y'all.
SininenHetki
A somewhat erogenous zone on both the female and male body. But this one is female. SO EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!
FossilFuelIndustryStooge
this is unbelievable... I mean the least the photographers could have done is given us some zoom on that nipple...
mollyImalone
I know! I'm so done with this planet!
Steelthyass
I too am just fed up with it.
kittiesatthedisco
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=heidi+klum+at+the+beach+topless >images
4NaanJeremy4Naan
Did you also notice her son is a bit off colour to her??
ryohji
Does it matter ?
RazvanR
ooo bad comment... how awesome you are!
kittycrusade
Pretty sure the kid's dad is Seal...
somethingdark
One of the few advantages of being a mobile user.
coinop
You'll have to wait for them to sell the full resolution pics for our *cough* viewing pleasure
tomyironmane
The lens was already likely at 500x zoom to get what you have.
DarthMaulOfAmerica
This is what I like about imgur...I can read the post, fume about the insensitivity of it all, scroll down to your comment, and still 1/2
DarthMaulOfAmerica
find it hilarious. Don't take life so seriously, people!
JollyRogerette
A better title would have been "Klum Rescues Drowning Son and Nanny while suffering nip slip instead of highlighting the nip slip first!
gimmegreen
Leave it to the supermodel to be the one who isn't superficial. +1 to you Miss Klum. Sucks she lost her sunglasses though.
greylond
There were sunglasses in that pic?... :)
IncorrectingYou
That's awful. Sunglasses are people too.
HyperrChicken
We never truly lose our sunglasses. They live on in our hearts.
Dusseldwarf
Same goes for our chapstick.
ITolerateTurtles
Obviously she's not superficial, she fucked Seal.
ITolerateTurtles
I accept my downvotes for my asshole comment.
hopethisisarelevantname
They were really cute sunglasses. The idiot reporter forgot to ask who they were by.
aguyuno
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll have it in the credits when this episode of bay watch hits televisions
COLONELOBVlOUS
I'm sure they were expensive, and it would really hurt her economy to buy a new pair. :P
SmallNotFarAway
As long as that's all she lost in that incident I'm sure she's happy
HorseBanter
maybe she put them in her pocket
FlatPlutoSociety
Pretty much everything Heidi Klum does makes her seem really classy and like she'd be stupid amounts of fun to hang out with.
finalremix
Unless she says you're out... 'cause then you gotta leave.
Elvirana
Guess you haven't watched "Germany's Next Topmodel"...
ncstarbuck
I did, and that's why I'd support darwinpolice's claim.
Elvirana
we must like different kinds of people, then...
ncstarbuck
Maybe. I think she comes of as rather down to earth and a nice person. So does Joop.
TalfMorton
Fake drowning to get a nip slip to the press for more popularity :)
Luxvero
i can never understand imgur, if you had started with "Plot twist: fake..." this'd be top comment, moralists
TalfMorton
Truth. Too many people on imgur with no sense of humor. Eventually, most things get made into jokes. Esp tragedies
only90skidswillgetthis
I almost always get downvoted to oblivion being facetious. It rarely works well in the "quick judge, next" Imgur mechanics.
BeccaRustyness
Oh yeah. I'm sure she spent her life's savings on them. I bet she's heartbroken.
scrizo
no zoom?
Tonyukuk2000
Wouldn't be "Heidi Klum Rescues his son and Nanny from drowning in Hawaii" a more appropriate headline?
kevinchn
No, we can't have that kind of logic around here.
DasOgre
No, because people don't demand acts that save lives, the demand seeing every second of celbrities' lives.
Frankenstove
Her*
NZSheeps
*His would definitely pique my interest. I never knew he was a guy.
Tonyukuk2000
That is right:)
Thatblack1
This isn't sexism. This is the tabloids. They are a product of all of you as a collective. The gossip, the scandals, you live for it. 1/2
Thatblack1
So you pick up an Us Weekly, ET Weekly, a Cosmo, then turn around and get upset at the very trash you read. Sexism? No. Stupidity in droves
warick
Exactly what I was going to say. Also, SJWs perfectly exemplifying "When all you've got is a hammer".
Wastyvez
Typical tumblr. No, this is not sexism. Who do you think buys the mags that publish these kinds of stories? Mostly women 1/2
Wastyvez
When it comes down to it, this is just a product of the ironic nature of our celebwatching culture. Blaming it on men is simpleminded. 2/2
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
While that's true that this is targeted to a mostly female audience that doesn't mean it's not sexism. Only that it's females being sexist.
sowetoninja
'blaming men' is the go-to reason for anything bad that happens in a society that forces feminist BS down your throat all the time...
DasOgre
Exactly. It's like women freaking out about not being able to breast feed in public, even though 99.9% of people don't care, and those /1
DasOgre
Who are in reports of making women cover up are other women. A select group of feminists wants to remain the victim, an always blame men
julkinen
WOMAN HAD NIPPLES ALL ALONG
fartharder
What a world! What a world!
Obi2Kenobi
sickreferencebro
Turtleproof
GOP launches House special committee to investigate Nipplegate.
birdiebridget
OH the huge mammaries!
RobinoftheHood
MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED
Ijustwannachange
Truly revolting. I think I'll tear down the fabric of society knowing what I've learned today
natitheking20
ARE YOU SHITTING MY ARSE HOLE
FlashThompson
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MamaKin
Why do female nipples need to be covered while males' don't, when it's the breasts that are what are considered signs of sexuality?! WHY??
fulcrume
Primal urges are tools of Satan. That's why.
MadJackMcJack
youremindmeofthebabewhatbabe
woah it's a gif
LordWok
total recall ftw.
KungenSam
*Plot Twist*
Thann
*NATIONAL NEWS*
browniesftw
liar
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
nation543
heidi klum nipples, at that.
SwedishRationalist
Did you mean to say "women"? I give up, nobody seems to know the difference anymore.
stutteringbob
I cannot accept that, if only for safety's sake. If I start thinking about there being that many nipples I will get no work done today.
johanevj
Though one would never know, looking at those pictures.
ShagPurple
DON'T SPOIL IT FOR EVERYONE YOU MONSTER!
TheMoosemoose
THE SECRET'S OUT LADIES ABORT MISSION
LamarKpat
For some reason I heard this in insanity wolf.
rsvr79
[citation needed]
tarataqa
(.Y.)
MisterWho
Well, that's pretty definitive.
exarkoontz
AUSTIN!
copingcabana
She had them surgically replaced with male nipples, so she's allowed to show them in public now.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
shhhhhhhhhhhh
copingcabana
Seriously, out of all the things that are offensive in public, this puzzles me. It's not like we can't see size and shape through a bikini.
fulcrume
IT'S AN EROGENOUS ZONE. IF WE COVER IT UP THEN KIDS WON'T ASK ABOUT IT. ...Despite the fact ears, noses, armpits, etc. are fair game so idk
Dekker3D
That'd be the ultimate loophole. Except.. hairy man nipples.
CAPSLOCKPOLICE
Tourine17
LOL THAT BACKFIRED.
oneofthoseimmortalswhodiedin300
Dude, the caps were relevant to the comment.
CAPSLOCKPOLICE
WHY DOES NOBODY EVER UNDERSTAND THAT I LIKE CAPS???
BlinX1098
DON'T WORRY BRO I UNDERSTAND YOUR STRUGGLE
TheCutestSloth
MEN OF THE WORLD SHOCKED
djezoh
That sad
sakkehattu
"I couldn't believe it ! After all this time this is how I find out?!" -Man interviewed outside of newly named "NipSlipShore".
Avatar720
EARLY FIGURES SUGGEST 69% OF MEN WOULD LEAVE THEIR FEMALE PARTNER FOR ANOTHER MAN IF DISCOVERED TO HAVE NIPPLES.
CAPSLOCKPOLICE
TheCutestSloth
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
CAPSLOCKPOLICE
PurelyCoincidental
How the fuck is this piece of art down voted?
brutalswede
EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
You do?
ImGonnaGrapeYa
I don't know why you were downvoted, but I brought you back to -2. :(
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I always upvote him, too. Other novelty accounts get unconditional love, why all the hate on CLP?
CAPSLOCKPOLICE
THANKS, MAN
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
ReadyForChaos
DETAILS TONIGHT AT ELEVEN.
wanooknox
I fucking love this website.
Korpseio
AROUSED*
dickspickle
WHILE BEING SHOCKED*
fictitiousspoon
TO SUMMARIZE THE MEN OF THE WORLD WERE BOTH SHOCKED AND AROUSED*
deletedimgurian
CAN IT GET ANYMORE SARCASTIC?
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
TheLegion452
GREAT SCOTT!
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
THIS IS HEAVY!
Abominor
+1 for reference.
Heroasteral
Plus on e for getting it
Abominor
Thanks.
ThisNameIsLame
I'm with this other guy. What's the reference?
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
I think I may have missed the reference...help me out?
Thatnerdygingerone
Somebody had the fantastic idea to caption pictures literally, with a distinct sense of melodrama. Example A: the comment above. :)
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ThisNameIsLame
This is amazing. I spend a LOT of time on imgur but I managed to miss this. Thanks for the sauce. Fucking brilliant.
Paperkut
Hey that's my post :D
Thatnerdygingerone
I enjoyed it muchly! :D
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Merci beaucoup!
Thatnerdygingerone
Pas de problème! :)
3stag
Sexism? I'm sure if a celebrity had a dick slip while helping two drowning people it would be news too. Who even reads tabloids though...
derodatofflorna
Beause nipples and dicks are the same thing... You do know men have nipples too? Then why make it a big deal for women?
3stag
They are both considered as things you should cover up. Its a big deal because anything is a big deal to the news and tabloids.
derodatofflorna
I don't even read tabloids, and think this is ridiciolus.
Calab
If people would stop paying for nip-slips, the reporters would stop bothering with them.
opad
I've never paid for a nip slip
Calab
But have you paid for any document/magazine/etc. that had a nip slip?
opad
no. They are trash
DasOgre
Just because you haven't doesn't mean a lot don't. It's only created because people demand it.
opad
those same people are generally lazy. I don't know if they'd march in protest if all the tabloids disappeared. Just buy other mindless crap
Veit
Not reporters, paparazzi.
KidneyBeene
Mmmm, there might be less but I think many people would still take them.
GoBlue
How the fuck is this sexist? If Hugh Jackman's bathing suit fell off while doing the same thing the news would have the same caption.
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SilentLambs
MY CABBAGES!
ChefG0ldblum
cabbage salesman
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
OF COURSE IT'S NOT SEXIST. BUT TUMBLR FEMINISTS AREN'T EXACTLY KNOWN FOR THEIR INTELLIGENCE. IT'S STUPID, BUT NOT SEXIST.
sowetoninja
and nevermind that the tabloids are mostly read by women, with a female editor etc.. it's a ridiculous heading, but not "sexism"
UsePNGnotJPEG
And the tabloids aren't even doing it for any ideological motivation like sexism, they just do whatever makes them money, which garbage does
GeeUknit
...you think sexism is an ideological motivation..?
UsePNGnotJPEG
What I mean is that their actions are not motivated by the idea of sexism, but by money. Do you disagree?
opad
Can we just focus on how Heidi Klum is a badass? I've never saved anyone from drowning, much less 2 in one day.
captain5
Nah man that be too logical, this world is all about the superficial.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Not really proper context, they might not have been absolutely fucked otherwise, could have just been a cramp/strong current.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Sorry I forgot that everyone is psychic and magically knows the actual circumstances that took place.
opad
I haven't done that either. I'm a low bar, admittedly. One time I shouted at a deaf woman that was about to walk into traffic. That's it.
thil13
with ocean waves pushing you under while you have a cramp or there is a strong current, you're just about absolutely fucked without help.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I was spitballing, we have no idea what happened.
PoppinLochNessHopster
Yes, downvote what you have no rebuttal for. "you're probably right, but I am dumb, therefore fuck you"
TowardTheLight
The funny thing is, Heidi often go to the beach topless.
MisterBoombastic
Well yeah, when you're a supermodel I bet tan lines are a real issue.
goldeline
Reminding myself to tell my boyfriend this, thanks. He only watched Project Runway with me cos he loves Heidi.
annbrnikol
you're a good girlfriend :)
SocialistScotland
I am said lucky boyfriend :p
SocialistScotland
What can I say, I'm a lucky guy :D
LarryTheLobster
Suck a cock with your happiness, you twat.
ilikebreakfastfoodandprettybrownhairedwomen
Best. Comeback. Evah.
MrStink
If there were pictures of her topless saving people it wouldn't be much different. Those photos become "indecent", unaMURICAN and unusable.
BootlegGinger
I saw Germans sunning topless in public parks when I was there. Zero fucks given. Very friendly people....when drunk.
snowy129
Sunning topless in public is also legal in many US states, including NY.
barkzy
Pics or it didn't happen
Frankenstove
kk ill be back
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wheresthebaby
Very good work. I loved how it googled it for me. Brilliant. Top notch.
OxygenThief
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=heidi+klum+topless --> images
YourGod
You're doing my work, son.
FatLobyte
They're starting to sag :( Still hot doe
TheChosenTrey
Extremely small nipples too...still hot doe
ncstarbuck
She had 4 kids....! For that, they are still pretty great. And I love me some saggy boobs :D
TuggSpeedmann
What kind of magic was that??
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
"let me google that for you"
ImSoHungryICouldEatACoupleTacosOrABurgerOrSomethingIdk
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=why+are+you+so+gay
IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt
B O O B S
MostOfTheGoodOnesAreTaken
Ugh...this is just...ugh. However, I feel the need to point out that often these photographers are a good mile away, using extremely (1/2)
MostOfTheGoodOnesAreTaken
(2/2) long lenses, and so most likely wouldn't have been able to get to the beach to assist with the rescue.
JonoftheDead
And paparazzi give a bad name to photographers and photojournalists. If there is no one else around, you bet we jump in to help.
MostOfTheGoodOnesAreTaken
Unless you're watching a child be stalked by a vulture ;)
JonoftheDead
Unfortunately, Kevin Carter eventually killed himself because he felt so guilty that he didn't know what happened to that child. Even though
MostOfTheGoodOnesAreTaken
Ouch. I didn't know that.