For the college students.
How high do I have to be to make them stairs fall down me?
There is something worse than the N word.
Playing pokemon with randomized starters...
I call it, Weird Fruit.
Dear Usersub
An ice cream man sold cones like this for 3$, then there was that one d-bag that sold his for 5$ and half the size..
See this? I drank this. All of it.
Don't die heart moniter...We were gonna start a life on the countryside.
I JUST TO GOOGLE A JAPANESE MOVIE. DAMMIT!
This pineapple ate me while I made love to it.
I accidentally groped a girls butt trying to open a door in school. She didn't notice.
Potawto, Tomawto, Catsup.
My heart holds more than love.
Who wants roaches!? :D
If diamonds are flammable at some point, why aren't rappers smoking them?