TheHandier
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Parked in my dorm parking lot for the night
Woke up to find a note on the windshield
Really?
Wow... That was... easy...
Feb 23, 2014 3:44 AM
TheHandier
620455
11391
394
Parked in my dorm parking lot for the night
Woke up to find a note on the windshield
Really?
Wow... That was... easy...
YouWereMythTaken
Okay I need to hear more from this. Keep us posted!!
HilaryCrowston2
I have the v6 and I live in Boston. I've used it in all the storms. Just put weight in the trunk and you're golden.
MASTER0Fimgur
PecanLoveNubble
It says "HEMI" right on the hood... Regardless, I read too quick and the last message came to me as "Do you have pants?"
CommanderWilliamTRiker
pants are overrated
yourbassist
Just have to check the badges. They should demarcate which motor size. The RT and SRT badge should be there too.
Dragoncrazed
Some people rebrand their cars to seem "cooler" so it could have been a V6.
GrabbinSince05
Not that many people do and its much more plausible that she just doesn't know shit about cars and was trying to sound cool and failed hard
ulysses89
I saw "do you have penis?"
Erilis
I definitely read it as "Do you have penis?"
CCanadaDDry
MFW... my mom txt'd me if I wanted come over tonight... "sure I don't have pants"... DAMN YOU AUTO CORRECT!
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
This post is great when placed right next to the one where the guy got dumped and bought a new car, too.
NotKevinHall
This is right up there with posting mirror selfies in my book.
Briisus
Gold digger alert.
nac27
How much did your dad pay for it?
Maukkha
Paintings or didn't happen.
PlentyOfFishOHMYGODASHARK
AH. THAT'S MSU. I GO THERE. Can I also have a ride? Not for dates but because it's cold walking to class.
abcdude321
shut up, you thirsty
abcdude321
downvote me to karma heaven
PlentyOfFishOHMYGODASHARK
LOOOOL
bigbeastxl
you getting robbed
silex512
She'll own his car by the end of the year.
Grizzlydave
fuck you and your rich parents.
smitenthekitten
dude the cars are cheap, used ones price in the same area as a new loaded civic
flallnatural
it could've been his money too. you never know. my friend drives a mercedes and everyone thinks his parents bought. nope. his money. his car
fettuccine
can someone explain the v6 or v% thingy?? what was that symbol??
esgedi
Yeah, fuck people who can afford a car that's 15 grand on the used market. Rich assholes.
Grizzlydave
you realize that's a lot of money still. Some people dont make that kind of money in a year.
Mathdex
People HAVE 15 grand? WOOOOAAAHHHH!!!
johnbriank
Hit it and forget it dude. She likes your car and the money it took to buy said car. Enjoy it, but do not fall in love with it.
Mathdex
Da real MVP here.
CrimsonNirnr00t
I like to think the men on imgur are different than this... this whole post is gross.
wishiwasahobbit
Agreed
LadyDow
Why?
CrimsonNirnr00t
Because shallow people.
MyUncutCock
Keep us updated on the sex OP.
iDrinkDrano
Read OP's comment above.
diraga
"putting it in now guys"
Lowland
pick her up in an old datsun.....................
moistbrochure
Get a 510 or a 240 that's done right, and take her around some turns since the challenger can't do that. That's why I own a low miata.
chittychittybangbangboogie
Old Datsuns are badass.
cookiestothepeople
Am I the only one who finds it weird to date someone just because of their car?
Mathdex
IDK... we date girls because their boobs... fair trade IMO.
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
Definitely not alone bro, I thought the same thing as I was reading this..
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
Everybody knows the R/T on the front means it's the v8.... Everybody.... DUMB BITCH.
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
I'm kidding btw...
snakeskin1982
As a woman that drives a Dodge Challenger...this has never happened to me.
pizzaparty
As another woman, if you have an asymmetrical haircut and wear any kind of men's clothing, I would very much like to get in your sexy car...
iDrinkDrano
Hell, that'd actually do it for me, too.
snakeskin1982
Ah, sorry, I am happily married to a guy that thinks I drive too fast. But thanks for the offer!
Mathdex
Well... you kinda asked for it, lol
lukehouse356
Not the case with this one, but I don't understand people who buy a muscle car but get the V6 automatic version. Manual V8 or stay home.
Drenlin
With the newer pony cars, the V6 version still has like 300hp...I mean it's not a 17-liter V8 with 1500hp but that's still pretty good.
lukehouse356
Sure the V6's have respectable, but the idea of a muscle car is not to have just decent power. It's comparable to people who buy the (next)
lukehouse356
H2/3 Hummers and think they are cool driving a Hummer, I think, no you're driving a Chevy Tahoe that looks like a Hummer.
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
A lot of times it's wanting the badge and the ability to own it. People buy V6 versions because of the 6k+ difference in sticker prices.
lukehouse356
I can certainly understand that, but when I see one Im not like ooh ahh, I automatically go, lol V6. To each their own I guess.
lichesaintnothingbutspellsandtricks
Exactly. I mean personally, wait the extra couple years, buy used and get a real muscle car.
youkillemwegrillem
i have this car in a v6. I didn't get the car for the muscley-ness. I just like how it looks. It still has a nice pick up, and i love it.
thughes
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger
SkunkyLightstruck
Naw, she's what they call a Tire Biter
arabiandeercheese
But she's wandering around with a pan muttering there's gold in them hills
Denamic
But you're heavily implying it
howdoesonesuckafuck
Not sure if good viral marketing...
bpbpbpbp
mindblown.gif
lickmypopsickle
I swear u made me laugh so loud. This. Thiss right here
69tigers
Step 1: be wealthy
legessi
Or get one that is a few years old at about 60% of the new price...
batman89
*Step 1: have rich parents
01111001
You can lease a 2015 Challenger for 260 a month
whoah
nah man my '95 ford escort is nicknamed the Swaggin' Wagon for a reason
scottynoface
If owning a $30k car is your definition of wealthy, you need help
UncleB0b
Depends on where you live, > $80,000 for a used Challenger where I live.
HairyHarry
Are you out of your mind?
DrNick
A brand new Hellcat costs less than that. You could have the best factory Challenger for $60,000 USD. Where do you live?
Mathdex
In a place where taxes overprice anything by 250%. Source: I live there too.
UncleB0b
Sucks to be us, man.
CCanadaDDry
Step 2: Look like:
69tigers
If you look like that, it is Step ,1 2, and 3.
ReptilianOverlord
If you look like that you don't need the wealth and if you have the wealth you don't need to look like that. I have neither so wtf do I know
MostIndeedlySo
importvita
This is familiar but I can't remember what it's from. :( (In my defense I haven't slept in 24 hours)
MostIndeedlySo
Christopher Lambert as Lord Raiden, the god of thunder from Mortal Kombat movie.
DeckhandAdmiral
Not really.
69tigers
I know, just making a joke :)
ninmonkey
Jokes on Imgur, what are you, some kind of monster?
RipleyRiley
Yes. Yes really.
SadlyTrue
Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger...
ecareibmoz
Not shallow at all. Wife this one without a prenup.
thisusernamehadbetternothavebeenchosenalready
Doesn't matter had sex
HodgePodgekin
I love your mind, friend +1
SmellyPotatoMan
refinance it in her name too.
mustafoinc
Close your bank account and deposit the money in hers
SweetBabyYeezus
Say we want prenup, we want prenup yeaahh
Jabbsworthy
It's something that you need to have 'cause when she leave yo ass she gonna leave with half!
psychoelectrickitty
18 years, 18 years, and on his 18th birthday he found it wasn't his!
FlatPlutoSociety
Maybe she's just into cars. If she were a real gold-digger, I'm sure there were way more expensive cars with owners nearby to hit on.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Have you ever be to Michigan? There are no nice cars
HappyAss
Cute, you're assuming that isn't what she did.
TheNovaflyer
I'm sorry, but who can afford that car AND go to school paying for it themselves? Someone has loaded parents.
IrrelevantGimli
And my axe!
esgedi
Because nobody can get a scholarship and then also work a decent job. Must be a spoiled kid!
cerastes
Or someone has parents who frivolously finance for 1000 months or lease. Fuckton of that in Irvine.
BearTrapOfLife
Yup
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Someone could have been active-duty military, bought the car while they were in and then used tuition assistance through school.
toounoriginaltothinkofacleverusername
I had a friend/roommate that did something similar. Zero-assistance from his parents but still had a nice car, and another after his tour.
kaikahuna
I know a guy who's in the army reserve and he just bought himself a brand new Lexus..
CWNy
There plenty of other reasons why this could be a possibility. Not just "loaded parents."
TheHappyCanadian
I have loaded parents and I drive a 2004 Chrysler PieceOshit.
TheCrowFather
Exactly. I bought mine in cash when I was in college.
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whoah
"less than 20k"...dude if its more than $500 I can't afford it
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LateNightAlumni
college though.
tinapoehler
What's your job? How do you manage time? (super srs)
scottynoface
You're a whiny little bitch
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iDrinkDrano
Define affordable. My friend has a challenger and it's definitely not in the range of things I'd shell out for.
TheCrowFather
Mine was a limited edition. 36k brand new. I paid 30k for it.
iDrinkDrano
Was it the Saints purple one?
TheCrowFather
No. It was the Hundredth anniversary edition.
circlejerkingaltfgs
it said "Hemi" and she had to ask v6 or v8? geeez
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circlejerkingaltfgs
the current challenge v6 is a pentastar in this case
RadioEngineerMonkey
I wouldn't have a fucking clue if it was v6 or v8, or even what a Hemi is. Who the fuck are you to decide the minimum standards for smarts?
SirNyeTheScienceKnight
Some people amirite?
threadbareunderwear
Exactly my thought.
crashtester76
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysler_Hemi-6_Engine :-p
Xavkha
Those aren't V6 they're I6 or a straight 6.
crashtester76
i was just pointing out that "HEMI" wasnt just a version of the V8 engine
circlejerkingaltfgs
does this look like an 80s Chrysler to you??
jnnfrhll
People rebadge. No idea why.
helagos
My friend's bf had the dealer remove the HEMI badges for this very reason. That and to fuck with people who thought they could race him.
mcshady
I saw a Charger SXT with the scoop hood from the SRT on it. smh.
bentwrenches
A coworker of mine had HEMI badges on his PT Cruiser.
mcshady
Ouch
jnnfrhll
My ex boyfriend put escalade badges on his bronco -_-
Buzzkillington54
I got my hemi v8 challenger same color after getting the girl. BOOM
DanK109
my 1988 Nissan Micra had a hemi-spherical combustion chamber too 1.0 litre of fucking unrestrained muscle!
bossmode
haha cars
walterpeck
What's really funny is the new hemi's don't have hemispherical heads. It's just marketing speak now.
DanK109
ah like zetec in Fords used to mean there was variable valve timing then it became a badge for a whole family of good and tat engines
bananerbread
Actually, nearly all modern 4 cylinders are a hemi. It's just mopar made the hemi popular in the 60s and the association of awesome stuck.
lighterletter
My bike has hemispherical wheels. It doesnt work.
Cheomesh
Which you used to drive back and forth between dormroom suburbia and your job.
mirrorz
My old riding lawnmower's Briggs and Stratton v-twin engine had hemispherical heads as well.
StevieRayVaughan
*hankhilling intensifies*
Nandabun
I t-hel you hwhaht.
DanK109
fucking boss
blackwidowsideboob
1.)Fun fact hemispherical pistons are not the best design for efficiency or power, they were designed to reduce surface are to produce
blackwidowsideboob
2.) More power, a job better done by pentroof chambers.
mcshady
Right. Most engines have hemispherical heads. But "HEMI" is Chryslers trademark name for their large-displacement V8's.
Hetzer
Then why is it on a 5.7? That's not that big.
mcshady
5.7 is Huge. 6.4 is huger, but 5.7 is a 350 and that's pretty big. Most V8's are 5.0 or less.
Hetzer
350s are very common where I'm from, pretty much every old car and fullsize truck has them here.
sardonicwords
Pretty sure she was talking dick size.
rathead
People do grab things from junkyards
GrabbinSince05
That's the first thing I thought. Knows very little about cars, trys to make you think she's into cars to get your attention. Swipe left.
fettuccine
can someone explain the v6 or v% thingy?? what was that symbol??
circlejerkingaltfgs
v6 vs v8. v being the design of the engine and 6 or 8 being the amount of cylinders it has
fettuccine
ah that was an 8 ok. haha thanks!
mayc0
That was my first thought too.
Dumatol
No no no it says V6 or VJ? Followed by phone number.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
So basically, he gonna get laid no problem.
FabricatiDiemPvnc
jeez I'm of the female persuasion and this was also MY first thought.
parkway
Also R/T model.
therealcoolhand
peasant
AtalanBeardy
Yeah, that's a trademarked term, not an official classification of engine design.
chittychittybangbangboogie
They put twin exhausts on the V6...who's to say they can't fake a HEMI logo.
CowonS9
that means absolutely nothing to me, I still don't know (honestly) -meghan (no really me)
JAPONfan
Well, now you know why people laugh at american college education.
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Actually, they laugh at American secondary education. The universities are badassed. Source -- I've studied on three continents.
JAPONfan
Actually we laugh at every step american of education. But then we get hired by USA companies for our degrees so we do that in silence.
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Where'd you study, and what?
DreamBoatSugarTits
Commenting in support of everything American...USA! USA! USA!
wintermute93
And why exactly should a college education include types of car engines?
guairdean
She know's it's a V8, but she wanted to strike up a conversation. Give the girl some credit.
smaug777000
yeah, I usually know the time too, but still ask
WhatTheDormouseSaid
why not, "neat car stranger ;) give me a ride dammit."
IsThisTheRealLifeIsThisJustPharmacy
She could've asked for his penis size... rookie move..
sweetlittleangel
My thought exactly. She knew.
FaxCelestis
And she secretly gets to check how car savvy the owner is.
QuadrilateralEnix
sounds desperate if you ask me
mayc0
No credit. No one likes a girl that pretends not to know things just to get guys.
guairdean
You don't get out much, do you?
mayc0
More than I'd like to actually...
DrunkGermanGuy
gold digger 101
Festivus4RestOfUs
I'm a guy and I don't know or care if it's a v8 or v6
triplepenetration
Would you rather v8 with no power or from the same timeframe V6 turbo Buick GNX?
Quarterdane
iknowsomeofthosewords.gif
virusgrey
Not knowing what make a car is doesn't make you dumb.
guairdean
True, but knowing, and using it to your advantage, can indicate that you're smart.
parkway
Not knowing what make means, in this context, on the other hand :P
circlejerkingaltfgs
idk - sure it worked but striking conversation usually doesnt involve looking unintelligent.
MagpieChristine
Have you never see other pickup lines? They're always cheesy & stupid as all get out
bpbpbpbp
Oh boy, my wife would have a word or 100 for you. She used to make up "dumb" sounding jobs so guys at bars didn't compete with her.
scythium
Maybe she just wants you to tell her what she already knows. It is comforting and also it is easy to gauge if you're lying.
AtlanticPENUMBRA
Feigning ignorance of a subject isn't the same thing as playing dumb. I like to get my dates talking about what they're passionate about.
dudeface
I don't think knowing cars shows intelligence. Bad word choice.
circlejerkingaltfgs
insofar as it relates to the subject matter (cars). poor choice on your end kiddo to correct someone who is right.
dudeface
haha what? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define%3A+intelligence
guairdean
A lot of you women would disagree. They feel that if they appear too intelligent, men will be turned off. Happily, they learn better.
mechanimated
when she explains something to them. There's a lot of unfortunate complexities in male-female interactions. /2
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Or keep dating scrotums unfortunately.
mechanimated
To be fair there have been studies that show that guys react positively when they have to explain something to a woman, but negatively /1
Deijii
"A lot of you women would disagree" is... a slightly naiive statement :P
guairdean
That should be "A lot of young women". I'm not sure what happened there.
MrBubblehead
To be fair the V6s are hemis as well. As is nearly every car produced since the 80s lol
circlejerkingaltfgs
in the 80s they made hemi 6 cylinders, does that look like an 80s Chrysler?
ChewSoap
I have a 2013 V6 in red, but I still don't get any girls 'cause I'm an engineer ;_;
TheArwingPilot
Was about to downvote because you bought a 50+ year old creepy single mans mid life crisis car. Saw user name. You get upvote.
soaringphoenix
That's because you got the V6! Once you go 8, you never go back!
ChewSoap
I can't afford to feed the V8, I'm not THAT kind of engineer.
Pskovinsky
Honda hasn't made a non-hemispherical combustion chamber engine in decades. Many decades.
DreamBoatSugarTits
I wish my parents spoiled the shit out of me...
rickeyspanish
I had no idea kids today appreciated v8's anymore...i think a man tear just formed.
damien309
I went from a Civic to an SRT8. Def loving the V8 over the 4 banger. I don't thiink I'd take anything less now.
legessi
I'm with you...had a 92 Camaro and I went to an 06 SRT8 Charger. Best car I've ever had...power at any speed and plenty of room
demonpuppeh
Fuck i love V8s. I got an 88 K5 blazer with a 5.7 liter V8 and its a monster.
legessi
I had an 88 blazer with the 2.8 in it. It was the direct opposite of a monster. Had a lot of good times in it though
demonpuppeh
I adore the K5. If the mpgs didn't suck for my 20 mile commute id probably drive it a lot more lol
kentrik
I drive a WRX and a Forester XT, but I plan on my next vehicle being a built V8. Granted, it will be a Landcruiser, but the (1/2)
mattr178
But there is such a thing as a v6 "hemi".
G0MeatCube
Right she's obviously gonna put out being that stupid I'd say go for it OP
Lupine1982
I don't think its her car knowledge that he wants to put his penis in...wait did that come out right?
TallScratch
I think it's something to do with carNAL knowledge...?
csamsh
There's nothing sexier than a woman with car knowledge.
tiia3
As a girl with some car knowledge I've noted that people find it sexy. I think everyone should have at least basic practical car knowledge.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
she couldnt just come out and write: " i want you to gorilla fuck me in the back of your charger" that would be slutty
GryphonHunter
And wrong, it's not a charger
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
well whatever you do just point out the mistake and dont tell me the actual make of the car then
CRWV
2 doors, it's a challenger... Your point stands, though...
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
ty.... i feel dum
CRWV
no one's a genius 24/7. I try to pretend the charger doesn't exist... a muscle car you can't get a manual in is an abomination...
legessi
but...I love my charger.../sniff
TheHandier
Long story short- This happened a year ago and I did actually meet Meghan. She was in fact an attractive human woman, not a man.
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TheHandier
I posted it to reddit last year. I just made it public on imgur. I didn't think it would get this big
crowng82
Alright, I'll ask the important question, did you smash?
BananaRepellent
Did u put it in her butt or what?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
I could have seen this becoming like a carpool thing. "Think I can get a ride some time?" *Bats eyes*
Squeezit
post her pic, post her pic. Also it proves that having money does get you laid.
shinyRK9
congrats on the sex
fattyfatty2x4
why are you posting this now if it happened a year ago?
whyexactly
Because it's fake, this is from years ago
TheHandier
It was on private and i just switched it to public
BlueBassist
But I've seen it before...
ebiggs
I have also seen it before.
Hahziel
You did the sex?
tooomanysteves
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED!!!!?
xxtikkiixx
Did you do her?
Juddernaut268
Obviously female, because a man would have seen the big HEMI badge and been like, "fuck yeah".
mrbaca
I've had this happen as well with my car, unfortunately of the two that have done this, one was not attractive and the other was out crazy.
mediaman73
Enjoy college, OP. Just enjoy.
artisviolent
Go on...
USD1
I ain't sayin she's a gold digger.
Zipp4Real
...Anymore! Haha.
OfficialCommentFromCorporate
How about "long story long"? OP
BeerSeer
Was it your car though
millMx
the most important question that i dont see answered.....Did you in face hit that??
ChiefStobe
Annnnnddddd?
HoochPanderSnatch
Jeez! I have the SRT and this has never happened at the various college campus locations I have visited. :(
SanAnStrangler
Dude she wants your car, not you. I'm sure you know this by now...
Toastfrog
Is that Appstate??
Nocterex
Don't leave us hanging here OP.... did you get you dick wet ?
wandergeist
Twice (in 20 years) I've gotten complimentary notes on my car in apparently feminine handwriting, but neither one included a phone number.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
I had a stripper, whose boobs were inches from my face, tell me *I* had a nice chest. But, yeah, no number from her either.
wandergeist
Of course: that's how strippers get bigger tips. (And not the "just the" kind)
HarperLee
Larry the electrician left a note on my truck once. I am still not convinced his 15 y/o didn't write it for him.
IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt
This is the only thing my '06 Dodge Charger RT Daytona has received:
Someone kissed the hood, no phone #. :(
IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt
More pics for those who care: http://www.garaget.org/?car=246601 :)
Hobert
what car is it
wandergeist
http://imgur.c">/PweJQnN">http://imgur.com/PweJQnN /wI3VQV4
Hobert
Dam I want one of those, does it drive good too. I would possibly leave appreciative notes also lol
wandergeist
Drives beautifully. Just got back from a roadtrip from Seattle to Calgary and back. Mountain curves and flat empty scrubland straights.
itsnotmyfaultyoufail
Nice
outsidr
those pics are wicked. scenic. car is sweet too obvi.
ThatRussian
I'd leave you complimentary notes in female handwriting without a phone number, too (because I'm married).
TehWhiz
I want the new one!!
wandergeist
I'm not happy with the nose/grill and will miss the spoiler but will reserve judgement until I test drive one.
f0rtysixand2
...or a woman.
rattlesnail
How my husband won me: "want to see my car?" lol. So romantic.
Scorpioli
This looks nothing like a females handwriting. In my opinion.
ninmonkey
Some men are attractive women.
Jonessey
...and?
OaksParcel
He tapped that SHIT
plainoldusername
And turned his genitals into wind chimes
BlueWolf11
Lol'ed
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
and a gold digger
cougar9001
Then
GraysonWayne
No and then.
cougar9001
And theeeeeen?
shhhhjustletithappen
And then and then and then and then!
ThisIsAUsernameThatIMade
I SAID NO AND THEN
TheHandier
She actually randomly found where I lived and came over. I was caught off guard.
scooxx
Go on...
Jashon
Randomly found where you live?
IridescentLotus
So she's probably easy...but she's also probably a stalker
bentwrenches
*Stalked.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Dude that's fucking creepy.
BananasHavePotassium
They live in the same dorm, so I think it's relatively ok. Relatively.
justanotheroneofthosegenericlongusernames
Well bananas DO have potassium so I guess I'll have to trust you
Theberberian
STALKER ALERT = RED
BigD5871
The question that we all want to know is did you hit it in the backseat or nah?
topoandfriends
ramdonly.....
foxhoundunit89
"randomly found where I live" haha holy shit are you a ghost on the Internet?
LandwarinAsia
"randomly"
brandsilven
As crazy as that sounds, I would find that kinda attractive. Maybe I haven't had my crazy quota yet.
KillingTheJoke1
And Then...
coryadotson
She stole the toaster oven.
PumpkinFatch
She got the crazy eyes, or she is a gold digger...
WhyIsThisAGif
Run.
IAmTheRealNervozaur
Drive?
FloridaIsTooHot
AND?
DoesYourDaddyHaveADrinksTrolley
Was this her? http://img2-3.timeinc.net/ew/i/2013/08/26/how-i-met-your-mother-girlfriends-20.jpg
TheRealMota
And then?
QueefLedger
Uhhhhh that is creepy as fuck. And I am usually pretty direct with the menfolk.
afivedollarshake
Move... to another country... and change your name.
LionNumber86
...and???!!!
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
damn I need a v8 hemi..... >.>
nkaplan89
And?!?!
dpidcoe
And then she murdered the OP because she was a creepy stalker. Which explains why he hasn't responded yet.
cougar9001
Then
bringbakfirefly
They got married and lived happily ever after. WTF do you think happened?
nkaplan89
And Then?!
Jonessey
Well, did you guys do the thing? What happened after she came over?
plusoneforyou
he came over.. her.
stahpitrightnow
I want an update.
somespazzoid
Holy shit, it's like pulling teeth! Come on OP give us details!
TattooedWife
I now! Dude, just give us the whole fucking story!!
TheNonInsestuousJaime
That's easy, he came...
TheHandier
If you've seen my other post, you'd know Im not smooth with women.. She was 5'11. A tab bit too tall for me. It was an awkward encounter.
jesseleefeist
The woman you have described sounds exactly like the woman I know. May I ask where you're from?
Jonessey
I see. Either way, good job getting that "date" I guess haha
twisster76
My wife's 5'11". She very good at... getting things off the top shelf.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
But did you get head? This is important . . .
Durbs42
Send her my way, I got a V8 too, and 5' 11" a great size for me.
chingchong1
Are you from Oklahoma or Kansas?
Evillink1
For the love of Cthulhu man! ELABORATE!
iRuinFoos
It's like pulling teeth holy fucckkk I'm done with you.
toaster210
I'm 5'8 am I short enough for you?
SurvivalNeverGoesOutOfStyle1
You'll regret your choice in the future. ....maybe
dduncan55330
Cut the shit OP, did you do the do
ForgotMyOldPasswordAndMyEmailWasInvalidSoILostEverything
As a tall woman...please don't discredit us on our height alone. If she's weird, that's one thing, but not just because she's tall.
Plesley
you didn't get uncomfortable that she's pretty much stalking you? if a dude did that to a girl, he'd be in custody.
mynameisfaith
Well I'm 5'4 sooo....
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Aw. The hopeless romantic in me was imagining a real love story going on.
wheresthebaby
Link for the other post
LotWizard
Seems gold-diggery. You probably weren't missing out dude.
KillingTheJoke1
And Then?
ThePhallusWhisperer
Maybe you should try not being so short.
klucky
10/10 worst ending ever
TheDarkLordOfTrees
A FEMALE
SocietyOfSensation
How does her height matter, jesus. Excuses
Ramic
Would kill for a 5'11or taller girl!, being 6,6 ( 201 cm ) myself :S
circlejerkingaltfgs
did you at least take her for a ride in the hemi?
raggingmuppet
Goddamnit man! Tall women are worth a climb!!!
FatForYou
Instincts are to call you a bitch....Well I guess you gave it a shot.. Still a bitch though. 5 11 is fucking perfect.
MadJackMcJack
And then she murdered you and stole your life WE KNOW YOUR SECRET MEGHAN!
myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen
I found Meghan
Gelgrithe
by your handle you appeared to have handled yourself well.
knightmatt17
Teach us your ways. Nice car btw
chineesefreaklovedogs
Aaaaand?
circlejerkingaltfgs
man woulda known hemi was v8 :)
IWantACleverUsernameToo
I see you all up in the SniPhy parking lot.
grobbes95
My first reaction as well.
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Did you... ya know
CCanadaDDry
ObjectivekeepSummerSafe
Hey op, out of curiosiry what state are you in? The background looks familiar.
wheredufindthis
UMASS???
DeadGirlSuperstar
Shouldn't she know that its a V8 cause its got a Hemi engine? Am I- as a girl who knows little about sexy fast cars but likes them....
DeadGirlSuperstar
- missing something??
moparmishler
Great choice in cars, man...I also have an R/T Challenger! Girlfriend loves rides in it and it gets complimented quite often.
UH60Mechanic
Bruh. When I had my Supra it was the boxer dropper. My Z28 is the same way. I used both to pick up guys.
thatpooplife
bruh, you don't even
zackofspades
That's how I want to be picked up!
UH60Mechanic
I also had someone try to pick me up with my own car at the beach once- and once caught a rando sitting on my R1. There are downsides.
zackofspades
You must feel pretty damn smug in those moments though. Slight downside sure, but hilarious.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Gaaaaayyyyyy?
UH60Mechanic
I forgot, women never ever ever ever have cool cars ever.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Your right, kinda rare to see a chick with a cool car because most chicks don't care about cars.
StarrryNight
I was hoping it wasn't your car and you'd just stolen the note. Then you showed up in a Renault twingo
KnifeWieldingCunt
Lol we need more info
whyexactly
This happened longer ago than that, and not to you ya bloody phony
DarwinRabbit
Michigan State for the win
malfunctionm1ke
Dont tell me you didnt wife her....!!!!
ThroughTheLookingGlass
Do u still have the car?
TheHandier
Unfortunately, I couldn't afford to keep her.
MWisBest
Looked at your profile to find all your replies in here; initially thought you couldn't afford the woman until context!
Imza
same
SgtHartman013
pic plz thx
cole0
No way is this in East Lansing? I saw your car all the time last year!
amyrose
Spartans represent!
silkyninja
Plus one for Michigan!
grobbes95
So weird, I'm in Sny-Phi right now and just saw this and got so confused.
Idonthavealottosay
Meghan?
SCOTTSTERLINGthemanthemythandthelegend
By imgur law you are now married
TheHandier
That was me!
CatSpicer22
Go green!
HairyHarry
Go Blue!
ipanickedandcouldntthinkofaname
Go Buckeyes
mktoaster
O-H!
mirrorz
When I bought my Challenger (the V6) it was $24K. The model with the Hemi was over $60K. This chick is looking for money.
GoodShark
I got a V6 too, Hellcats get all the ladies now.
Bonusfeatures75
no, RT (5.7 hemi, 375 HP) starts at 30k. RT scat pack (6.4 hemi 485HP) starts at 38k, SRT Hellcat (supercharged Hemi, 707 HP) starts at 60k.
mirrorz
Cool. Do me a favor and travel back to 4years ago and yell at the salesman for me.
millertime89
No, you're thinking of the srt8. You can get av8 powered rt for under 40 now.
damien309
I bought my srt8 for 29k. granted it was used.
betterjesus
Are... are these words?
TheTwoTonNinja
They're abbreviations for trim levels on dodges. SRT8 means Street & Racing Technology with an 8 cylinder engine, the top of the line 1/2
TheTwoTonNinja
R/T stands for Road & Track. Not quite as sporty as the SRT, but still a great car and probably the best bang for your buck in my opinion.
KungPowDicken
Only partially.
millertime89
Carspehk!
ZaBoomaFoo73
You can get 3yr old ones for 20k now
mirrorz
Yep, now. I bought mine in 2011. V6 was $24K, V8 was ~$35K, Hemi V8 was over $60K.
scottynoface
They don't offer a non hemi, it's the 350 hemi...nice try though!
GirafficContent
DUDE, Every V8 put into the new challenger has been a HEMI!!! the R/T for $35k is a HEMI. the SRT8 is just a bigger HEMI
millertime89
*Insert not a real hemi rant here*
mirrorz
That's cool. I'm still stuck with a fucking V6 so it makes absolutely no difference to me. Underpowered and a gas hog.
GirafficContent
Yup, If you want a V6 Muscle car, go Mustang or Camaro, Dodges are pigs (I'm totally a dodge guy tho, Own an SRT4).
copingcabana
My Ram has a 5.7L V8 Hemi and I only paid about $32K for it.
uhCanadian
I was thinking that 40k more fort a hemi is a bit crazy.
smitenthekitten
srt8 the model above this can be found for around 20kish used ....sooooooooo yeah
ScankHunt
I have the RT model and paid right around 39K, so there are Challengers with a Hemi in them for way under 60.
mirrorz
This was addressed early on in other posts when this was still in user sub. I meant the big block hemi v8. Small block was $35K back then.
ScankHunt
ohh.. ok.. my bad
iamthespicyweiner
Bought my 2010 RT 5.7 for around $27000. The SRT are a tad more expensive. Transmission. Type also matters.
uhCanadian
Is that correct? If so that's a steep fucking change in price. 40k for a hemi? Don't those have about 400hp at the wheels?
clutchthepearls
No. 340-390 at the crank. They're fat bitches too, not very fast.
pajamallamadrama
Edition* this phone is weird....
pajamallamadrama
Paid $34,745 for ours. Hemi Redline addition. Factory de-tune will run you around 415 to 425 HP. Tune her up and you'll get about 450-475 HP
clutchthepearls
(1/2) Sorry, only factory boosted engines gain that much from a tune. 415-425, sure. 450-475 from just a tune? No way. Especially when
clutchthepearls
(2/2) you consider Dodge makes it a PITA to tune any of their cars anymore.
uhCanadian
oh so even less than I had thought. You can get a 440 crate with more power than that for less than half the price of what that hemi costs.
clutchthepearls
Well yeah, it's just an engine.
uhCanadian
I'm just saying that a 40k difference in price between the model with the hemi and the one without is odd.
PsuPepperoni
Did you go to a dealer and say "I want a muscle car but without the muscle"
mirrorz
I went to the dealer and the sales lady didn't speak English but that's a whole other story: Was sold a car, given another. Legal fiasco.
xmsbeanx
Maybe some ladies just like a really big engine! 0_o
GoodShark
However, without the badges on the RT, the cars look identical. Only difference between the RT(V8) and the V6 are the engine and badges.
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
As a Dane I laugh and cry at these figures. A car like this would probably cost around $150k here in Denmark...
RapCatTheRappingestCat
Bear in mind its a rear wheel drive muscle car with an ancient suspension system. All the money goes to the engine
TheInfamousMisterLicious
Hey, but free healthcare is SO AWESOME, amirite?
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
Sure it is, but that has no relevance whatsoever to the subject of car taxation. I'm not sure what your point is.
TheInfamousMisterLicious
Higher taxes are what pays for "free" anything.
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
Correlation does not equal causation. I don't even know why we're having this discussion.
WhiteTrashHippie
iirc the V8 starts about 35k. The 60k one was the Hellcat, that is totally epic.
mcshady
Hellcat is ~$75. SRT8 is ~$60.
legessi
The 2015 SRT is the Hellcat...
mcshady
Theres an SRT 392. But youre right, the hellcat is $60. Damn. http://www.dodge.com/en/challenger/model_details/
AllTheCoolKidsPeeTheirPants
60k one he is talking about is probably not the hellcat but the srt8. The hellcat is hard to get under 80K right now
UH60Mechanic
I would punt a baby otter if I thought the Hellcat would be the reward at the other side of that goalpost.
mirrorz
I thought this died in user submitted earlier this morning. The big block V8 was around $60K when I bought mine in 2011. Small v8 was $35K.
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
I much rather have a 392, over the Hell Cat. The Hell Cat has way too much power for the street, it is only go for burn outs & and giggles.
legessi
I'm not saying one over the other, but the hellcat has normal driving modes that doesn't leverage all 707 ponies. Flip it over to race mode
legessi
for burn outs and giggles =)
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
I would kill my grandmother for a Hellcat!