I'd watch this
MRW I went down on some drunk girl and she forgot she was on her period.
I know it's late but my office did Star Wars for Halloween last year, and X-Men this year. We did alright. (I'm Luke/Cyclops).
She has that onion booty, it'll make a grown man cry.
Next time I'll wear my other hat to the zoo
Let me fix that jussst one s- WHAT THE?!
Booya
Oh you're already handcuffed?? FUCK YOU.
Honey Boo Boo got eaten that day.
Yes. I would like some whipped cream on top.
When HR sends out a company email saying, "There's cake in the break room."
Coworker of mine designed this... I'd watch.
Just hiding my nut don't mind me.
Look at my hovercra- GET the fuck off my rug.
We all have that one friend...
When fapping too much, goes bad.
Time for, DESSERT!
MRW my roommate tells me he doesn't have his half of the rent.
Every time you bite into a Nature Valley granola bar.
My pooping buddy is a real risk taker.
When I try and talk to girls at the bar
Bringing the term "Go out with a bang" to a whole new level.
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE THERE IS A FUCKING SHELL COMING!!
I can't be the only one the loves this show!
LeFrog James
How not to foreplay
MYTH BUSTED
It's deer hunting season!
mrw I am being chased by A FUCKING AX
Her reaction when I asked for a threesome.
MRW my friends and I see an attractive woman at the gas station.
I've always wanted manliness! (Also, very proud of my OC right now).. Be easy.
Lets have a funny caption contest, shall we?