1000 Butts

Mar 24, 2017 6:31 AM

TheirishNPC

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Scrap the car!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Where do I get one of these tools? I want to clean my car

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shart much?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can I get one of those

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have carpet and a dog more likely than not owning one of these will be useful.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swamp ass collector

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s nasty ????????

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somebody's gonna figure out how to waponize that fart juice, and then we're all fucked.

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

...a Super Soaker?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That machine is dog shit; the nozzle for the soap water release always leaks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Repolstry

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

*Repostry [a week later]

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All those rehydrated farts...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I was looking at his dick

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh dear god

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You and me both buddy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm so glad I have leather seats. That's like a cloth Tupperware for your fart sack. No good.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

At least it contains it, your leather seats let your farts float around the car until you or your passengers have breathed them in. Yuck!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yum*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I work in a car detail centre and there's nothing more satisfying than shampooing the seats. I have great work stories too

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Is this what shampooing the carpet and car seats is? I want to grt my car super duper detailed but I don't know what they will do to it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some places have different packages. Some do shampoo, some clean all the plastics, do hand waxes, etc

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it worth renting this? I wanna clean my clothes seats and cloth couch. Where do I rent, how much do I pay?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also curious

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a spray and extractor vacuum. You can also look into steam extractor. I would have helped but I am sure we are located poles apart.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not sure if you can rent them, if so they are called extractors.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder what it tastes like

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Slower you slut

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Liquishits

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing this is a car used by a smoker. Cigarette smoke is nasty and sticks to everything.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Where is the before/after, you monster ?!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to do this. You can legit make a car look new. And yes. Some cars come in reeking of fart.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where do I get one of these machines?!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Satisfying yet disgusting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

but... why does the car have two different seats..? the upholstery doesn't match..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did they suck the pattern off the driver's seat?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, the passenger seat. Must be from USA or some other country with the driver seat on the correct side of the car

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's what my jimmy was like when I lent it to my sister with 4 kids, fucking mac Donald's fries and gum balls everywhere

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One of the best parts of driving a manual is that nobody I know that would ask to borrow my car knows how to drive stick

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm glad they circled what we're supposed to be looking at

9 years ago | Likes 638 Dislikes 4

Thanks for the comment! I didn't recognized the circle!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might have missed it otherwise

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

After a crap day, thanks for the chuckle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's good cuz I was looking at the other seat at first

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Thank god for the circle because otherwise I would've just looked at the person's watch the whole time. It's a nice watch.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TBH, the water gets disturbingly dark when it passes over the middle where the circle occurs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At first i still didn't know even with the help of the circle but then i noticed the arrow pointing to it and that helped a lot

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nooooooooooo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I may be going blind, I see no circle!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Otherwise I would have just been looking at his arm scars.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was wondering what the big deal with the seatbelt buckle was, until I saw the big red circle.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As dumb as it seems, it's because this video was taken off instagram where this kind of stupidity is common

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait .there is machine that can pull farts out of seats and store them in a tank. THIS IS AMAZING

9 years ago | Likes 298 Dislikes 2

And then they can it v

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Peter? Peter griffon is that you?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then they bottle and sell it on Amazon. Liquid ass. It's actually a product and it smells. Great for pranks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Science!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fartomatic 3000, huge improvement over the fartomatic x1.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I can't find it on Amazon

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's good coffee.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sounds like a weapon from Ratchett and Clank

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um, just an FYI, it's a wet vac. So a water + detergent agent is sprayed on to the upholstery first and the vac sucks the water + any gunk.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Sounds like something you buy from a sex shop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can hear this in Gene Belcher's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Damn you pickle you son of a bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0