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Psycho3968
Losers are in a cult, like those religious plebs who gather on a certain date predicting world's end & then slink away when ZERO happens.
SanshinDojo
DuelingBrothers
Friday the 13th? The crazy religious person chose the unlucky day and kool-aid day?
shaunster
What about flavor-aid day?
Whitebeardthepirate
UncleRat
I am so clearly unconcerned about the pillow guy I forget his name seconds after reading it. And reading it over and over and over...
Youhavinagiraffe
This is stupid. We all know Trump is being reinstated on the 31st of September
CanadianPunster
No no no, I heard he was coming back the 30th of February next year.
Krashtestdummy
shmoogeeoogee
So everyone drink the kool aid on that day then? Sounds suspicious...
PballQhead
To be that guy, it was Flavor-Aid in Jonestown. https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/11/stop-saying-drink-the-kool-aid/264957/
jansenart
ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease
CorrugatedUrethra1995
Turns out you absolutly can make this stuff up. That's kind of the problem.
Saxytimes
My dad told me to look for that too, cause fox told him some audit is happening. I seriously need help dealing with his crazy rants
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
You take my crazy family and I’ll take yours for a while- maybe break up the monotony of them.
tcdriver
Why haven't these idiots been arrested for sedition?
ProceduralTexture
Same reason they didn't stop Hitler in 1930s Germany.: because liberal authorities are too cowardly. Nothing has been learned from history.
tcdriver
Thats a bingo....
AntRam95
They’re white and have money
Thelrishlnquistion
Voidstrider2230
I went to a Kool-Aid fair in Nebraska, it was awesome but I don't remember much of it
Headcase444
Is this gonna be one of those "the date comes and goes so they just keep coming up with a later date" type of things?
ProceduralTexture
Standard operating procedure for cult predictions, yes. Gotta ride that grift for as long as there are suckers sending cash.
JanieKSmith
Ignorant, racist cult member almost organisms when he thinks his messiah is calling in on the show he is on
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
What did “ Trump “ voice say?
ProceduralTexture
Hilarious.
n0n53n53
"they're hacking us" LOL
JanieKSmith
SmokyDoggg
Drdan42
Actually, yes you can make this up. That literally how national kool aid day started
poque
same with the reinstatement day.
fattmoley3D
Same with the voter fraud.
Mardur
No one is even going to mention the date is Friday the 13th?
Wmcmwa
My last daybat my job
fomhar
My exes bday.
RootMeanSqr
American horror story?
TheBlueMuppet
I mean...or Friday the 13th.
Glitterfartjuice
And national "blame someone else" day
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
PLEASE let them drink it.
PballQhead
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/11/stop-saying-drink-the-kool-aid/264957/
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
I know all of this. I know what I said and what I meant. If these people wanna die so bad, fine. just don't take everyone else with them.
PballQhead
Oh, I just meant you should say Flavor-Aid. I'm looking forward to 100s of 1000s of them dying from COVID II Electric Boogaloo.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Ah. My bad. I would, but I feel like Kool-Aid has become so culturally synonymous that I don't bother correcting it if it doesn't contribute
PballQhead
I'm a natural-born pedant, I live for the Flavor-Aid nitpicking ??
MediocrityDave
Something tells me Mike never stopped doing blow.
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
I’m still not sure if I quit, or if I’ve just been out of it for a REALLY long time…
Feralkyn
I genuinely think that's the least of his problems.
meltedfaceguy
Yeah he was also a really bad going addict before he started smoking crack... Addiction is one thing to overcome but he's a butthead in ever
meltedfaceguy
Other aspect of life
meltedfaceguy
Whoops Gambling* addict
BonoboBoBoNobo
They drank flavor aid at jonestown.
CaldariBob
And that's what killed them. Always stick with name brand!
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
Is that true?
BonoboBoBoNobo
Yup. I read it in "The Road to Jonestown" by Jeff Guinn
Lumenation
I don't recommend it but yes that is true. You can see the containers and packs in the photos of Jonestown.
imoutofnames
If you are trusting the word of some shitty pillow salesman to determine your major political opinions you should probably reevaluate.
GodEmperorOfImgur
They don't do it to determine them. They do it to validate them.
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
Hey! Heyyyy! He’s an excellent pillow salesman! A horrible human-but he made a fortune on those dumb pillows.
humptydumptywastheking
Doesn't matter where the information comes from. They want to believe, so they do. It's about the words, not the source.
AisforApple
Unless the words are from a democrat, then even if they like the words, they can't accept them because of the source.
JustABookworm
You'd be surprised at how many use Manchin's resistance to say: "See! Not all Democrats agree with the Far Left! That's why the Democratic
JustABookworm
leaders (like Pelosi) are dangerous and should be stopped!"
MightyZephyr
UltraLincoln
Trump being reinstated is the new Weekly World News apocalypse prediction. Never gonna happen but they keep moving the date.
n0n53n53
Most cults have an ever-changing date for when it all comes together and non-believers will pay. It's a great way of keeping members paying
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
Some of them actually wised up when Biden was officially sworn in- and their paper hearts were broken!
xMCioffi1986x
Delusional or too much crack pipe?
crypticorb
whynotboth.jif
duoplicity
Bojovnik84
ricpaul
Love it, but the "FACT FREE" is just plain brilliant!!!
guitarfourtysix
CaldariBob
The tang comes from Adderall and coke!
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
EDDDDDDD
So... different from Hiptang?
PerthAussieMike
And when that day comes and goes and nothing happens, what will his excuse be?
IrishCyko
He will say he never said that and then blame his impotence on Antifa.
GoodKingFuzzwumps
Gotta move the goal posts back.
license2kilt
They’ll just move the goalposts again.
m4dm4n
Ran out of grape...
freshthrowaway1138
Well they announced Jan 6, and people died. So I'm not so willing to ignore what might happen from these nutjobs.
LeroyShabazAli
Not enough people are getting a good nights sleep because of neck and back pain
bottledham
underrated comment lol
Blimymyhat
I recall that the Mueller investigation was supposed to actually arrest Democrats for treason and Hillary was already in Gitmo.
Blimymyhat
In other words, if you look at all the other BS predictions that never came true it never mattered to the Q cult
DatDarthCaedus
They claimed at least twice that Hillary/Bill/Chelsea Clinton, Obama, McCain, Biden and some others had already been arrested.
tracereading
And that JFK Jr is still alive.
Blimymyhat
Apparently the pope was arrested last year and they have a clone in his place. I dunno, I can't prove otherwise, so it must be true.
StarscreamAndHutch
On the Martian calendar.
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
Who told you about the existence of that calendar?Are you the traveler?We should talk-alone.Meet me @ the nest at 0:2500 hours Septday next!
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Pretty classic one is "it was a fake date to throw off the libs"
PervHunter
I've heard this one! Also heard "You think Biden is actually president? He's a hologram."
paintingagency
"Please state the nature of the medical emergency."
wejustdontknow
His supporters are ignorant of the fact that there is no process anywhere for reinstating a president. Unless he's planning on a coup...
rhmrcScifiBandit
"We meant August 2022"
mikew84278
It's sad but they won't need any excuse. It just keeps rolling ?
eronth
A super-position state of "he got secretly reinstated", "those dems are blocking it!", "it's only step 1", and "we never said that".
NotTheActualCharlieDay
Tune in next week to find out!
SithShodan
The same as end of days evangelists every time they're wrong. "God has a different plan" etc
squillis
We need to be on the watch, though. Last time they said they would have a big day was Jan 6th
ihaveblunderedyetagain
4d cHesS
ImAfraidYoureAllPsychosSoIMadeThisAccount
There are already people who think the orange menace is still president, and Biden is an actor.
inferno34
He must have miss read the book of Zorp
mt77932
It was postponed to another day. . .and then another
copingcabana
Hopefully they'll all be in Jonestown drinking the Kool-Aid
zeebeez13
...I sell pillows, what did you expect?...
Nemacol
You do that a few more times and then start a religion.. The Trump Adventists.
CityYeti
He will still have the minds of the masses. What does it matter to him?
Christx30
It’s because you didn’t believe. It’s all the fault of your lack of faith.
PlankTableGo
DOJ is issuing warnings of violence
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
False News! It will happen! And the world will try to hide it but we’ll all know deep down that he’s really the one & only president. The..
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
-greatest President,the best, none like him, none better, really great, ‘uge leadership skills, the goat really-none as smart,none as great!
nevans88
It's genuinely distressing that I can't tell if this is satire.
rustyroo1
I’ll take him at his word. He’s an idiot.
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
YouModeratorsNeedToReadMail
You could’ve looked at my content if you really wanted to know. I’m sure I have something there about how much I hate the murdering scum.
SocoFox
The " 'uge" gives it away.
Kbantar
You don't think any of his cultists purposely and without irony mimic his odd accent and cadence?
Ihave2muchfun
It was Kool-aid day
kmikl
He'll push the date back.
VitaminBeaPositive
Last time these people set a date, shit got real.
gengertha
throw darts at several calendars to decide the next date
TheDeathstick
“Oh did we say August 13, we meant September 13, or was it October?” Maybe November…All I know is it was the 13th of one of the months”
PizzaStation
Something something deep state
Netskimmer
Same excuse doomsday cults give when the end of the world never happens.
HedonistBeard
"I said it's on march 31st."
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
I thought the deadline was June 31???
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Netskimmer
No, they'll just come up with some half-assed bullshit excuse and their followers will eat it up.
idklolwut12
This guy GETS it.
somethingstupidandclever
Not saying i WANT trump to encourage his followers to drink poison koolaid but maybe saying it wouldn't be the worst thing
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
No no - let’s go with that.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
My mother is a Trump supporter. I'm not arguing against what you said, just voicing it aloud to see if my excitement at your idea wanes. Nah
m4dm4n
Just his apostles.
saucerman
He's out of line but he's right
Goomba92
I don't care if he's right. He's out of line so he has to go to the back. I'm getting that kool-aid first.
ToSisPoS
Calendar was off due to the adoption of the Gregorian system
SirJimmothy
"But it has to be either Greg or Ian!"
JaimeLannistersRightHand
The Mayan calendar ran out of space... They actually meant 2022...
MatrimBloodyCauthon
*nodding, sipping watered down iced coffee* Makes sense
MapleSyrupMafia
The wind was blowing from the west and it modified the shakra of stars.
JaimeLannistersRightHand
FriskeyWhiskeyManpo
The hype was stolen by Kool-Aid.
GlenL
SOCIALISM!!!!!!!!!!!
TrueNorthernLights
Same as these "psychics" that give a date for the end of the world: say they made a mistake in the math and push it back.
Thelrishlnquistion
Not enough big Mac’s and diet cokes to go around.
JAFIOI
Where's my hamberder? Where's my 40 acres?
SteveMND
He already started backpedaling on that like, two months ago. "I may be slightly off on the exact date by a few weeks or a month," he said.
RootMeanSqr
Or.....the rest of time.
Onetonmanwithaspoon
Not enough people where there to drink their kool-aid
tracereading
*were
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
Bmxtucker
TBF if they did drink the stuff the world would be brighter
andrewgrr1
Amazing show
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Holy shit is it ever. Even Andy Richter is good.
RegularHumanMan
Just googled it, going to give it a watch now
andrewgrr1
I hope you enjoy it! It's a great blend of silly and bitchin
TheTripleLindy
We meant August 13, 2022
thedudeman519
A B G= Always Be Grifting
RageMojo
It was a code from Q, another clue!! LOL!
adognamedpumpkin
T R U S T T H E P L A N
thekeyofe
Saying it will happen on August 13th isn't a prediction, it's a declaration of intent. Be ready for January 6th all over again.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
So make sure everything’s lubed and loaded?
thekeyofe
I'm not quite sure what you think needs lubing?
johneventually1
Guns need lube
thekeyofe
LOL, I think most people use the word "oil" instead of "lube" in that context.
MyPunsAreBadAndIFeelBad
How many arbitrary dates can they set and pass and still blindingly believe he will be president? It's almost sad at this point.
barnwolf
There were other dates? I honestly don't care enough to bother remembering this shit.
chine
hope springs eternal
TheobromineAddict
70 million Americans are mentally ill.
xyxyxyxy31
V1K1NGFVNERAL
QAnon prophecies are not to be questioned. The Storm Kraken is coming, we are lions, but also we are kraken, WWG1WG1GWG11G.
V1K1NGFVNERAL
Nobody downvoted storm lion krakens! On August 13ish you will reap what you so! WHAT YOU SO
finallyMadeAnAccount2
where we go 1 we go 1 go we go eleven go
V1K1NGFVNERAL
De wanna wanga! Take you to Jabba I will
AnathemaNoreh
Almost? What else could you need for it to be actually sad?
PerkyPervertedPet
If they wouldn't deserve to be let down over and over again.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Ask any religious charlatan -- the number seems to be infinite.
TrashCanEnthusiast
Fucking hundreds, apparently: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events
abrazenfool
363 more to go….
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
I’ve heard SOME of them (can’t say how many - certainly not enough) have gotten disillusioned by the constant stream of failed prophecy >
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
and stopped believing in/supporting him. Hopefully the numbers continue to diminish until he’s a non-factor
stulfer
It's like cults predicting the end of the world except they are going to try another coup
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Are any of these even real? I've never seen real confirmed sources
Copperbrat
Huh?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
There's been dozens of these style of post. Yet 0 varifiable sources on them saying stuff
Copperbrat
What would you actually consider a verifiable source?
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Something where we actually hear them and not hear say
secretagentchewbacca
https://www-businessinsider-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.businessinsider.com/mike-lindell-claims-august-13-trump-reinstatement-2021-7?amp_
secretagentchewbacca
Watch the video in the article.
ligmabolz
You have to know that they keep doing that to keep the grift and begging for donations going.
stargrey
That’s part of it, but I’m beginning to think they actually believe it also. They are that stupid
GenXHippie
All of them.
Lobo82
They have 365 days to use. So 365 dates. All of which will be arbitrary.
madguillotine
Almost? You still see it as ALMOST sad? It left almost in the dust long ago...
Targe0
It was sad on election night where he refused to concede. It's now Horrifying that so many voting people are see deep down this rabbit hole
MyPunsAreBadAndIFeelBad
I say almost because there is only so much pity one can feel for idiots
BarryTheCyborg
After Jan 6 and covid, I've run out of pity and empathy for idiots
Targe0
When Trump was elected I basically gave up on Americans. Biden getting in could have brought it back if not for {points at everything] so no
iamspartan1262
All of the dates. I'll bet a small fortune they'll keep moving the goal posts even after his death
TheLostOtter
Seeing as they think JFK Jr is still alive, yeah I'd say that's a guarantee.
CaroleBaskingShark
Ask the christians. They've predicted the apocalypse every week of my fucking life
Targe0
Been doing that Since the second coming was predicted. It's not new its about as old as you can get for the faith.
Drakesfear
And the ONE time it happens, they'll always have been righ
TomatoesAreFruit413
Any “Christian” who’s “predicted” the end of the world is kidding themselves. “No one knows the day or the hour..” Matthew 24:36
DreadPierateRoberts
If they do know they are probably causing it
claudesniper
so as long as someone's alive and thinks the end is coming tomorrow all the time we're just forced to keep existing?!
merlecorey
"no one" in that context refers to oddyseus because that was the name he gave to paul when they met in greece. so only odyseus knows
ssh0le
No true Scotsman fallacy. Own your shitty people
Counterfit
You know Christianity is varied and made up of a large number of different and frequently disagreeing groups, right?
ssh0le
You can substitute Christianity for literally any pronoun and that would be a true statement, my point stands
ktrell
I'm always amazed by this. Is in the book!!! Why would you bother lying to ppl... Or why won't you read the thing
SalaSSin
Read or don't. Still as imaginary as scientology. Magic realism.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Religious people parroting sacred texts without actually reading them??? Say it ain't so!
aFloatingCabbage
Money..
clutchthepearls
...just your life?
CaroleBaskingShark
That I can speak of as first hand information
SethBalmore
They've been waiting on you to cause the apocalypse and every week you let them down.
CaroleBaskingShark
That's what they said. Something about me being the anti-crisp? I wasn't really listening