This is how redneck cryptid stories get started.
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Score!
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What do they feed ya'll in the Land of the Rising Son?
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Oh bother.
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Majestic.
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These gender reveals are getting crazy.
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New fear
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The great coddling.
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Welcome to Thunderdome!
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Amber Lamps.
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I heard you were talking shit.
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A for effort.
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"We have just lost cabin pressure."
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The Hooligan Apprentice.
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Free the Relief.
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Animal's off his meds again.
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"I'm going fast again!"
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Hoofed Zoomies.
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Drop it like it's squawk.
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One last yellow card for a retiring referee.
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Viva la Metal!
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Beep beep, coming though. I'm a bus...
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System spins around.
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When Mom says we have Mermaid at home.
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When you go to the airport to pick up some cardio.
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Fore!!
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When you ride roller coasters a quarter mile at a time.
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Watching the match at the game.
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The more you know.
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I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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"CONTACT!!"
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Someone's about to fall out of a five story window.
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I must go, my people need me.
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You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.
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Maximum Effort.
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Johnny 5 runs on Linux.
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Third times a charm.
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Uncle knows best.
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First one on wins.
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When the deer in the headlights jumps over the car.
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When you up the difficulty in the middle of the game.
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Bank shot.
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*groundhog pops up*
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Baby Driver.
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Do a Barrel Roll.
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It's ok Blueberry, you're still my #1.
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Can you hold this a sec?
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You sound just like your mother.
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No matches? No problem.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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What we do in the shadows.
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