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Jan 8, 2016 1:14 PM
SunTannedSuperman
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szukalski
Just pee on the hammer. That'll teach him.
thefrozoneOne
"Assgaurdians"
CountDesMoines
It would have been funny if Stan Lee, during his cameo as the janitor, picked it up to clean under it like it was nothing.
freezepopsaregood
Yeah I remember reading that tumblr post too
GloriousToast
Just destroy the legs of the table.the nutella would just slide out.
Pimmsoclock
@OwenFRThomas No not the Nutella!!
OwenFRThomas
Noooo, Thor you dick! xD
Foofy22
https://qph.is.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d3af74826e411cf4516cfb96eedd9184?convert_to_webp=true
SunTannedSuperman
http://pm1.narvii.com/5780/bdf3b31709a2ea63e316984905956b0392a95ae9_hq.jpg
themasses
Thor's Hammer on the toilet seat? Sounds like a great time for an upper decker.
AdequatelyRaven
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m939qzxpOV1qgbszdo1_500.gif
mvlon
half of these can be solved by poking a hole or moving the object
fluffymark
But like, if you lift the toilet seat, are you really lifting the hammer?
yourcreepyunclefriendly
Shit man I want whatever you're having
poonanitsunami
Ewwwww ifunny
IStillSeeNipple
#11 you know Deadpool can move the microwave out of the way and plug it in somewhere, right?
Nalvor
It wouldn't be the same!
scyfycrimes
Nope to logical he would just het upset And bitch about it... Then make pancakes
Cambino
327,000 of them.
MexBoxOne
Or a bomb...Fuck it why not both
brushybrushy
I am outraged. He crossed the line with Nutella.
ThePastmaster
Since you're not moving the hammer, couldn't you just pry the jar out?
lonelyfriend
This is the one that made me laugh the hardest!
FighterG
I'd just piss on the hammer
photo1311
#13 http://imgur.com/wjZC38m
FalconAlpha
sadly there is only one upvote I can give
SmoopyOfTheVoid
You son of a bitch, you beat me to it!
leechdemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_O0jNYOGTQ
PTKrieg
Fun Fact: When filmed, Capt. Hammer's shadow telegraphed him coming back into frame. Removing it was one of the few digital effects used.
Cuntilingus
#3 was taken at chase field
ThePastor0fMuppets
Is #13 a real page from a comic?
Mclovin21
Deadpool is worthy though.
philosopherXCI
Regarding the microwave one: it's wrong. Deadpool would be smart enough to just move the microwave oven
SunTannedSuperman
Doesn't mean Thor is not a dick.
popculturella
Evidently he'd just piss all over the microwave.
Shurenai
While deadpool would be smart enough to do so, He's also deadpool, and would spend his time instead complaining to the fourth wall.
CharlesFuckingBronson
#11: deadpool could totally just move the appliances out from behind the hammer
Jigsaw68
Batman can lift it because he is the most awesome of the lot except deadpool. You really underestimate deadpool.
aaront50
I.have a theory about the nutella one, if youre not actually lifting the hammer could you still pick up the nutella? 1/2
aaront50
Like lift the nutella instead of the hammer, or even with the shield, could you lift it since your not actually touching the hammer? Idk2/2
aaront50
Im so bored, someone love me
blueygooey
#10 I hate when people put a space between the word and the exclamation mark.
DontJewishYourOvenWasHotLikeMe
SAME HERE !
MandaloreIncognito
#3 was at an Arizona Diamondbacks game!
SunTannedSuperman
Goldschmidt for president!
Oneirohero
I'm not sure why Cap America is so upset, he's one of the canonically worthy wielders of the hammer. He could move it.
AfterAnHourOfTryingToComeUpWithAGoodUserNameICameUpWithThisOne2
Spider-Man is worthy as well.
IneigiTsukuyomi
In the comics, Deadpool actually lifted Thor's hammer and temporarily became Thor-pool
AnonymousSourceOfGenitals
Though that was Loki tricking him with a false hammer if I'm not wrong.
HaveNotOf
Man, seeing Thor's hammer on top of the toilet seat over and over again was just absolutely hilarious. I can hardly contain myself. So funny
A1pha646
Are you being sarcastic? I legitimately can't tell..
HaveNotOf
I was being very sarcastic. It was barely funny to begin with, and having so much of such a short post being dedicated to that "joke" 1/2
HaveNotOf
Made it kinda dumb. 2/2
NinjWned
I'm pretty sure they can just lift the toilet lid, it doesn't count as them picking it up. The toilet is worthy
maybemisleadinginformation
Elevators not worthy
GingerGrootGamer
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GingerGrootGamer
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quade
#10 Please. Deadpool would have been HAPPY to piss all over it.
rickeyspanish
or least pull an upper decker
BachelorGourmet
I was gonna say... Or at least in the top tank.
Boonzo
Piss all over Thor's hammer and leave a post-it saying "Eat a dick, Ass-gardian. -Love, Wade"
ApplyHamGently
Deadpool: "I peed on it, NOW IT'S MINE!"
JPBStory
But even happier to be overly dramatic for comic effect.
TheHappyHermit
I think Deadpool would have done more than just pee all over it
quade
I just pictured the word "self-pegging"... :(
Applepotamus
pee on the microwave too
PowerfulHamster
This was my first thought as well. He would either just use the sink or spray down the entire room.
jokes41
I has to pee in the sink at a friends house once when I was young. I thought his mom was in the bathroom and he had to go after me. She (/2)
jokes41
Ended up walking by while he was doing it. Haha.
CaptainLateToTheGame
Or since it's just pee, an upper-decker wouldn't be too bad
TwentyOneSighs
And you're telling me he wouldn't just move the microwave to heat up a chimechanga, c'moooon.
noob4life83
Fuck moving the microwave he'd find a way to move the whole house like a foot to the right
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Plot Twist: That's the Toaster of Thor next to it.
Nomtombouts
Doesn't he not actually like chimechangas that much? I thought he just liked saying the word
raptorsoldier
He would microwave the chimechanga then rub it all over the hammer then piss on it, then go eat some pancakes
TheKindlyOnes
Pretty much! Likes enchiladas much more!
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
But he fucking loves pancakes.
dessel027
i would've shat on that thing if he did that to me.
quade
Nasty dude. It's only funny if Deadpool does it. :(
dessel027
Deadpool needed to take a leak though and i was taking a dump
rainevasquez
i like when loki convinced deadpool to steal thors hammer and deadpool gained his powers, started flying around and talking like a douche
helagos
I need to read this comic!
nintyuk
Although it's actually a trick by loki
rainevasquez
isn't it always. though I hated that they just up and dropped that whole I am your father thread, after implying it was building to somewher
DarkestKink
Whatssssssss
tuxisagamer
That last one tho.
eetsumkaus
Batman isn't bound by the petty rules of the Marvel Universe
Shockwave44
Yes, it is the last one. Glad you caught it.
SirLenzalot
World's Greatest Detective can't recognize a hammer, or World's Richest Man's never seen one in his life?
LanceSackless
Id like to think that batman isnt worthy, he can lift it because batman
spaidermahn
Batman looks like a chimp. Batchimp.
Monstaa
Batman GG
BeardKhan
BATMAN FANBOYIN ERRY DAY
VonGod
It's a hammer Batman... God. :/
DadRandyMarsh
NotJamesMay
BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I am Groot!
sirkibblemunchkerflap
My new phone background
OrckidBlack
I don't think Batman would be worthy, he's dark. But Doctor Manhattan would.
manimatr0n
Nah. Nobody in Watchmen could lift it.
OrckidBlack
Doctor Manhattan, basically can do anything he wants. Including destroy the hammer.
manimatr0n
There are people in Marvel who could too. But the hammer isn't about strength or power, it's about worthiness.
OrckidBlack
WTF does that even mean?! Doctor Manhattan can bend almost anything in reality. He can bend space-time around the hamer and move it.
CrookedValley
do you think he would be worthy? I feel (as much as I don't like him) superman would be able to not batman
MrRectangle
In DC vs Marvel (the Amalgam books) Wonder Woman actually casually gives Thors hammer back to him
scarredhero
"Deep down clark is a good person, and deep down, im not" -Bats-
TheStigsDisownedCousinWhoCantDriveForShit
Maybe if Batman knew how it's supposed to work he'd not be able to move Mjölnir? Simply because he might consider himself unworthy.
wlfman
doesn't matter if you think you are unworthy, it matters if the Hammer thinks you are
Textuality
Given how the "worthiness" works for Thor's hammer, I don't think Bruce could lift it.
geauxrilla
Due to his strength or worthiness?
HopeHubris
Yes
missleadinginiformation
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UnknownSquid
That's not an answer to that question. Which one? : (
HopeHubris
Well, the hammer is magic, and magic is one of the very, very few things that Superman isn't immune to
WherePoetryComesToDie
If we're mixing DC/Marvel, I'd love to see John Constantine just casually swinging the hammer around. It feels appropriate.
Steel6633
Well to be fair it's not really mixing. In the DC universe, Thor is alive. As is all Norse mythology.
strayyouknowwhatthatmeans
Well this is also true of stargate.. so teal'c with the hammer :)
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
A lot of these would be solve did Steve just moved the hammer. He's worthy after all.
RedPandaxx
I was just gonna say one time Cap returned that bastard to Thor. In the comics anyways.
Textuality
That was one of my favorite bits in Age of Ultron, Thor's face when Steve actually moved the hammer a bit. :)
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
In the comics Steve straight up wields the thing on a few occasions.
Textuality
Yeah, there are a few people in the Marvel universe who are worthy to lift the hammer. Steve obviously being one of them. He's Lawful Good.
GingerBeerIsDelicious
I'd love to see him wield it against Thanos if the plot ever progresses to that point.
zookeeperispaidinpeanuts
In a really random one shot, Steve's daughter is worthy while Thor's son is not.
BigBlueBurd
I still say he didn't actually try. He just humoured them all, slowly pulled upward while pretending he was straining.
Textuality
Probably. Then gives a sly little wink to Thor after he 'fails'. :)
GingerBeerIsDelicious
I agree. If he wasn't worthy it wouldn't have moved at all. Not sure how Civil War will end, but I'd like to see him wield it in the future.