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MLPNightshade
Frostels
You can see he loves here because of all the emoticons
AssamLaksa
Can I have your number? Can I have it? Can I?
tutmirnichtleid
THE BACK OF YO HEAD IS RIDIKALUS.
graythirteen
Can I have the ten digits that repireve your number can I have it? Can I?
XequR
BicycleInAFishtank
Time to go. http://imgur.com/NDnVeT4
ILikeAnimalCrackersWithApplesauce
aired through my nose so hard.
foreverneverreallyuncaring
I really want to know how this turns out...
shodhanth
I-It's not like I-I l-li-like you or anything, b-baka
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
LOL.
soob
Cringepics is not my favourite place.
MilitanttiTalitintti
And then I just had to check it out. http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121016092805/woganhemlockstest/images/2/26/SesameStreet.gif
AssamLaksa
This is why we can't enjoy nice things like anime and manga without people judging us like this.
BrewedAwakening
This is also why I didn't learn Japanese in high school. I was interested in the language, but the students in that class were all like this
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
I feel for you.
AssamLaksa
Two girls introduced themselves in Japanese and giggled in a presentation in college. Everyone grimaced. I don't understand the mentality.
TheDerpFace
erm what does this have to do with anime and manga?
AssamLaksa
sigh, since young, I've always been criticized for liking this genre for reasons like it's childish, exaggerated, etc. I'm lucky I managed
TheDerpFace
2. but nowadays everyone uses them so you can't really associate them with that culture anymore
TheDerpFace
Well people are going to criticize you for everything, but this has nothing to do with manga, really. Maybe the smileys a bit.
AssamLaksa
to show my parents there are good stories and beautiful illustrations in Japanese animation. Haven't quite clicked with friends though.
AssamLaksa
Anyway, it's just people around made stereotypes who like anime to be the person above. That's why it's hard to convince otherwise.
kirivon
Honestly, a lot of the hate is well founded. A LOT of anime is: cliche, poorly written, juvenile, fanservicey, lolicon pandering, etc.
kirivon
Also, to clarify since my other reply was a million nested replies, I feel the same way. But, I can also see where haters are coming from.
theRealestBrian
I'm starting to understand why she had to miss the meeting
MaiLola
As someone who RP's, he's not doing it right, and he's making this creepy. Good god.
BrewedAwakening
i don't think this is RPing, I think this is just his personality. And it's terrifying.
SaucyKitty
I've texted with guys like this. They are NOT RPing. Most I've talked to don't even know what RPing is.
MaiLola
That's what makes it creepy. He's using RP style to convey his feelings in an awkward way. The girl doesn't like it or him (probably)
MaiLola
kid*
MaiLola
Agreed, very terrifying. But there's a difference of doing it smoothly, and doing it like a 12 year old kif.
sugar3
cringe
stchameau
I've never cringed that much
SocietyOfSensation
[cringe intensifies]
FrostedPenguin
double the cringe.
savethegiblets
cringe so hard
sugar3
motherfuckers wanna fine me
ZogiBear
got whiplash
Nize426
I bet you actually like these sugarshane-chan ^w^
sugar3
Oh yeah this is how I swoon all the ladies
DianeKC
*glomps*
4533josh
What does that even mean D:
DianeKC
I'm not sure. I imagined it as like... an awkward galloping...
jesterbroken
*glomps*
4533josh
TELL ME GLOMP SPIRIT WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE
voovoovoodoo
*glomping intensifies*
jesterbroken
TO DEVOUR SOULS. GLOMPS ARE JUST THE QUICKEST WAY TO YOUR SOUL.
BELGIANfries
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/126/1/2/Glomp_by_AndurilWielder.jpg
Gwahzable
this is the cringe that stole christmas
ArachNoid
this needs to be top comment.
brokentofu
I think this comment needs more upvotes
AmeliePoulain
favorite comment.
BlaiseFlame
*cringe*
andoselpantos
This is terrifying.
aguyuno
Look up Denko. Trust me, this is nothing compared to that story.
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aguyuno
Right? RIGHT? I'm amazed, though, how many people are like you and me and have to read the whole thing despite its intense length xD
Esplody
ermahGERD. so long, read anyway.
derpbread
I actually felt kinda sad for the guy in the end.
ILikeBob
Have you tried the new teriyaki burger at McDonalds? (´･ω･`)
aguyuno
Her mother told me she'd call the police. What do I do?
KanKan669
I just spent so much time reading that...But I don't regret it.
aguyuno
Good man
Esplody
me too]
cirstaff1
Omg what a read. You were right.....I think I'm a bit scarred lol
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aguyuno
Yo, don't spoil that shit.
cirstaff1
(´･ω･`)
sydphilis
that fuckin face makes my skin crawl
Kompi
Honestly Denko seems like a delibirate troll, looking at the way he almost "highlights" the irony of his actions, in contrary to that^^
ireallyloveelephants
i agree
aguyuno
If it's trolling, it's still horrifying to think of the detail he goes into and how well he knows the stalker mindset
Kompi
I dunno man, a lot of people know how to act that way convingcingly. Just put yourself in a stalkers mindset and write as if you are one.
foreverneverreallyuncaring
It's called method acting ... and sociopathy.
IAmDrBanner
http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko
aguyuno
Yup
IAmDrBanner
Terrifying.
Mothergooch
It sure is, sexy ^w^ *touches your epidermis*
veelafleur
+1 for 'epidermis'.
FrostedPenguin
Oh shit.
IamJocie
What the fuck is ^///^ supposed to be?! Zoidberg?
nonoowl
blush
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
LOL
kenobiwan
(V) (;,,;) (V) Why not?
DrZZoidberg
I'm loving all the attention I'm getting!
Zrayph
Blushing.
phipanda
I prefer Zoidberg.
Extrafancyllama
Zoidberg blushing.
SirAwesomeTheThird
And this kids, is how I met your mother.
chickenwingking
---in jail when I got arrested for stalking this woman.
ashmenon
"oh god please say you adopted us."
IWantACleverUsernameToo
There is a guy who is in med-school who texts me like this. he's IN MED SCHOOL. Its terrifying.
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
LOL
TheDarkPotato
Why don't you just tell him to fuck off and take his weeaboo shit with him
SaucyKitty
I know a guy who texts me like this. He's 23 and has a girlfriend.
foreverneverreallyuncaring
Simple solution: forward the texts to his girlfriend.
SaucyKitty
He lives two states away. I met him through a mutual friend in the area. I don't have her number. Mutual friend likes him. Not getting mixed
AriaRei
Can you block his number? There's an online form for it if you use Verizon.
SaucyKitty
He usually texts for one month every year. So I have no need to bother.
DwayneMeighanNewscaster
:/. Maybe its just early, but reading this made me angry.
heyoJames
It also made me feel upset.
UpvotesForCalicos
What an idiot! Like a really fucking creepy idiot! *accidentally touches your chest???? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
I met someone like this before. I had no words and just deleted them. "OMG GLOMPS ^W^" no really what the hell.
UpvotesForCalicos
And what the hell is ^W^?
SaucyKitty
the W is supposed to be kitty lipped grin. http://cf.sketchfu.com/i/3186408.png Like that
UpvotesForCalicos
I'm assuming *glomps* was a nervous gulp or something...but the guy seriously doesn't have any real nervousness. Just douchiness.
johnnybeg00d
*glomps* is much, much worse. It's a tackle-hug get-in-your-space-and-knock-you-over type of thing. I wouldn't *glomp* my best friend.
UpvotesForCalicos
That made this whole thing even worse. I didn't think it would be possible
grumplestiltzkin
flash forward ten months and this guy is gonna be whining about the friendzone.
Esplody
Shouldn't even take that long
DorcasAurelia
He probably already is.
TheDarkPotato
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Good+Guy+Fedora.+the+atheism+is+strong+with+this+one_79d575_4868507.jpg
trapinch
*hugs you accidentally touches your chest* . . . . . . . . . .what is this weeaboo smoking?
heyoJames
A loooooot of ecchi.
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
LOL
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
PLS LOV ME ONI SAN ^WWWWWWWWWWWWWW^^ :333333333
shmashmortion
http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF071-Weeaboo.gif
shmashmortion
Did someone just say weeaboo?
HugoEinheri
HannibalMontanibal
That was perfect.
albatross17
http://imgur.com/LcrWKS3
kaiserdas19
Yissss
DontWorryYouCanTrustMe
Saved. I've never seen a GIF that caught that feeling so perfectly.
theimguring
This was perfect 8 days ago. It's perfect now. Well done, sir stroke madam.
HugoEinheri
Thank you kind Sir :)
rocketscientist
sauce?
JockCranley
HorseTornado
http://www.heinz.com/media/downloads/view/Newly_Redesigned_HeinzKetchup_Bottles.png
ukulelemadi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt-ERsXBP3M
AgamemnonsMemes
The cringetrain stops at all cringestations, this is not an express.. you cannot get off.
saxomophone
make it stop
derpbread
his heart?
whotheFUCKletthedogsout
I upvoted the post, but I really want it to stop.
LittleWhales
^w^
damasterhand
kill it with fire
enizkoro
y u do this? no, but seriously, this is exactly how people end up in serial killer basements.
HipsterHippy
it hurts
yayusernames
I am in physical pain
funkwumasta
G☆R☆O☆S☆S
javer80
I had to crawl through that ball-explodingly horrible thread for forty minutes to get this reference. Nothing was worth that.
TaigaRose
You know, as a 15 year old girl who loves anime... When I was on Facebook, I got a lot of this treatment... So I deleted my account :/
Kompi
Thats really sad. Anime is great media imo its a pitty that it has to be tainted with people like this. I dunno wether to feel bad for them.
TaigaRose
As an anime lover, I feel ya! And anime is just so popular that even people like that love it! That's just how I view it! :)
meltymcface
please
ElPsyCongroo
Fackbook. Wat R you doin. Fackbook. Stahp!
TeenageMutantNinjaSquirtle
Fackbook pls
ElPsyCongroo
+1 for username.
whatactuallyhappened
i'm thinking about you~ saxomo-chan :D
fumble
...with a restraining order.
WrinkleRemover
with a cinder block
liliputian7
with an AK-47, a revolver, a nine...
alexdafishguy
...megaton atomic bomb?
liliputian7
It's a line Eminem used a few times
SaucyKitty
Followed by death claws
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Make this end. 18 years pushed to the ledge.
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
Thank goodness some one knew the song.
BDSMBlooddoll
I had an ex like this.. I'm almost positive this might be him..
IThrewTheBlueShell
I was thinking it was someone I knew as well..
Andraso
I feel like we all know someone just like this.
1millionppm
with a fedora hat and trenchcoat?
sugar3
Why in the world would you date this person or someone like this.
BDSMBlooddoll
Well when you're a teenager it's kinda cute.
Blaised
When you're a teenager it makes sense. Mid twenties? Ehhhh...
PulloverNoItsACardiganKillerBootsMan
Guys like this should be shot.
BELGIANfries
wait until they try to write an erotic story and forcefully make you read it
Zalophus
People* As someone who has played a lot of MMO's (esp. the FF ones) I promise you this behavior is not exclusive to guys.
TheWulfrunian
This is physically hurting my body to read.
SirAwesomeTheThird
Still a better love story than Twilight.
nerdtothecore
Yeah I don't know in this case!
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
I am actually not so sure anymore.
SlightlyNormal
Yeah.. was about to say that..
DoctorMe
Ain't no true no more.
HeisenbergWD
This comment is still more original than Twilight.
PhilosophicalGinger
...you know, I hate Twilight, but I will hand it to Stephanie Meyers that diamond-fairy-dust-vampires takes a little bit of imagination
SlightlyNormal
I beg to differ.
AlmightyHamSandwich
No. No, Twilight is better than this.
woozle
speaking of which...I am getting Twilight from the library and I am going to read that shit sandwich. Wish me luck.
captainsciencebutt
All I can say is the writing does improve by the end of the series. That does not make it worth it.
howsaboutnaw
Hate to offend the majority of Imgur, but the first book is decent. Then just stop. Don't watch the films. Just stop.
woozle
as a 46 yo man: yeah, I think that's about as far as it will go.
FrostedPenguin
Yeah, the first book is lovely. The movie ruined it.
Bullfrog174
I read forty pages into one of the books, I can't remember which, but it can be summed up like "Gurl sad, guy leve girl, girl by motorcycle"
rainbowunicornsocks
Ehh...It's quite poorly written, and I read it when it came out and I was a 15 year old girl... So that's saying something?
woozle
I want to read it for myself and make my own judgments. Snippets aren't good enough. I'm all in...am I gonna died?
rainbowunicornsocks
Probably not. Truth be told I did enjoy it for the story (lol). Just don't go in with high expectations and you should be fine =P
woozle
thanks. My expectations are not high at all. In fact, I have none.
HeisenbergWD
*cringe intensifies*
motherofalldragonzzz
this is my favorite comment on this entire post
Rimasticus
He will probably bitch about being friend-zoned hard.
fiftypatoots
Wouldn't even let him in the friendzone, that's for cool bros. He belongs in the "uugghh oh god that guy's here don't make eye contact" zone
SaddamsPizzaGuy
what the hell is *glomps*?
CinematicLaura
Totally had same question- pleasantly surprised from the answer and reality...somewhat ashamed of what I previously thought it meant/was.
SaucyKitty
Everyone explained the word. Here's the rest: The ** imply the word(s) in between is an action. *files restraining order on creepo*
BDSMBlooddoll
A fun way to attack people. I used to have a bookmark that said "Ask me for a Glomp demonstration". Highly entertaining when people obeyed.
KitsuneSuzzo
Brilliant!
puppysnores
I had a friend who would yell that before attacking you with a pouncing-bear-hug. So uncomfortable.
QuadrilateralEnix
HAD.
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
It's a kind of hug-ambush. If you imagine an excitable anime character pouncing on someone and squeeze-hugging them, that's a glomp.
GoAheadAndCallMeG
Fuck me, that's weird.
Arsonists
If you say so, where you wanna meet
Moonkey
:33 is he smiling like a cat with boobs?
upv0t3s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT7B0gFuxnM
Tofutoshi
Ballchinian
MyrnaMaeve
No, he's smiling like arsenicCatnip
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
It's supposed to be a cat smiley face like the stupid ^w^ thing. I call it the testicle face anyways.
allyourUsernameAreBelongToUs
they are like balls below your eyes..
opad
I just assumed he was super fat and had 4 chins. No?
StopBeingAFuckingDinosaurAndGetAJob
thats all I'm seeing now
SinisterKid128
Wow. A legit question. No puns. No nothing.
Moonkey
*whispers in your ear* :33 guess what? ^w^ go fuck yourself
jadedimgurian
yes
letmejusttwirlmyrevolverwhilesnakewatchesmeperfect
LMAO.
SinisterKid128
:33 D'awww. You secretly like me, don't you Moonkey Senpai?
Moonkey
Of course ^///^;; *hugs you accidentally touches your chest*
SinisterKid128
To break character a bit, that comment made me cringe chill. Anyway, u want sum fuk?
hopethisisarelevantname
I think it means that he's putting odds on everything he says. So for every "i bet you have a boyfriend" you spend, you get 33 dollars.
cykel
I am actually laughing in real life, out loud, in a wheezy way, and I can't stop.
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
That's Pounce de Leon, Nepeta's Lusus.
MenOnlySeeBasicColours
How the fuck does this post have positive points?
Splitbolt
I feel the same way about yours.
MenOnlySeeBasicColours
Excuse me for being confused. I thought imgur hated homestuck.
ILikeAnimeAndKittens
My mind, it went there
jamesenderman5
I'm so glad i wasn't the only one that thought this!
SirGoat
Hohh.
FlowerGleamAndGlow
:33 < it s33ms to be that way, i am pawsitive of it :33
Epicsigh
TBH I'm baffled at the thought that anyone could use it for anything else.
OriginalWadjet
Homestuck was where my mind went first too
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
Milady! You, a high-blooded queen of the tumblrverse, replying to me, just a pawn in your shadow, who read homestuck because of you? *faint*
OriginalWadjet
:D
GaryTheHotSoup
honk
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
shoosh pap
GaryTheHotSoup
...honk...
CloudsdaleWeatherFactory
shhhh...