I want what she's having

Jul 15, 2014 11:34 AM

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as a straight male, I too want to have sex with Ryan Gosling.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a (maybe?) gay monkey, I do too.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love how her mom tries to cover the girl's mouth every time she says something naughty.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

mom: shut your whore mouth

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That bubble at " I wanna suck a dick" ..

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

She's like a real live Tina from Bob's Burgers

12 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

This is so brutal..

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's pretty pathetic...I feel bad that someone uploaded it here. Apparently she deleted her Vine account

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I love it specifically for that reason. Behold the internet kids, once it gets on, it never gets off.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

By definition, when something is on the internet, it is cached and backed up on many nodes. That's before humans are involved.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It will be on the internet for-ev-er.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She reminds me of Tina Belcher

12 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 0

uuuggghhh.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I think a lot of us are like Tina Belcher, on the inside at least. She just has much less of a filter.

12 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Aren't we all just smart, strong and sensual women?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would be legitimately mortified if I said those sort of things in front of my mom and dentist.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Her mom in frame 6: "No dick shall pass."

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This made me LOL

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

God if I said 'I want to suck a duck' in front of my mother I'd have to move to east Jesus nowhere from the shame. High or not.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, marijuana feels better and you don't blather bullcrap from your deepest sexual frustrations publicly... see alcohol for that :)

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

i too want to suck a dick.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

one time i had surgery and when i woke up i was apparently mumbling something about Counterstrike. i've never once played counterstrike.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I too want to have sex with Ryan Gosling

12 years ago | Likes 256 Dislikes 6

you must be high

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't need to be high to speak the truth

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a straight man I'm pretty sure I'd let him fuck me.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Straight"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey now, I said 'pretty sure'. Not that I'm 100% confident. Which I am but I didn't say that. Totes no homo, brah.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't judge me Ryan!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I had all 4 wisdom teeth removed, my mom filmed me while doped up singing about mozzarella sticks.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

signed in to upvote you and ask for this epic video! haha :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lol'd.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My gf and mom were both present when I was under similar circumstances. I made obscene tongue gestures and yelled about eating my gf's pussy

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

HAHAHAahaha that's both hilarious and super embarrassing.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

While I was wagging my tongue at my gf she apparently covered my mouth and said "Put that away, Centroid."

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If getting high made me want to suck a dick, I probably wouldn't like it either.

12 years ago | Likes 534 Dislikes 10

If getting high made me want to suck a dick... and dicks were airplanes.... my mouth would be an airport.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

wat

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah I'm pretty sure you're high right now...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not only am I high, but i'm high too.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How fucking BAKED do you have to be to make this type of comment? Don't stop smoking now, bro. You're going somewhere with this shit.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Straight to the local gloryhole, at this rate.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Have you ever tried it? How do you know you don't like it? :P

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Have you ever tried eating feces? How do you know you don't like it? Some things we just know.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I get what you're saying. It's like saying "Try eating this bowl of salty lemon juice, you never know, you may like it!"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, a very big part of our population enjoys sucking dick, not the same for eating doo doo.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you just compare eating something that is toxic and can kill you to a...penis...? Ouch, ouch to that entire gender :(

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

this is exactly why i opted for local anesthetic for my surgery. you cannot take this shit back

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Well, how about just don't record every second of your life? You don't need to take back, what#s not shared on the internet.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dentist just automatically gave me local anesthetic without me opting for it. Worked in my favor though!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not what you want if you're having 4 wisdom teeth pulled, though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thank you. I can now go to the dentist without fear of saying something I'd regert to my GF.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

its a bit more painful/uncomfortable, but i didnt have to worry about telling my parents "how i cant wait to have sex with my girlfriend"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you have a tendency to absorb medicines quickly, then it can be the most painful experience ever (I know).

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too! The local didn't work for me then, and when I was placed in an induced coma they had to give me way more than average Propofol.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't even know what all that means, but it sounds terrible!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like she's going to be having some dick later on :P

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

Mom looks so unfazed by the dick comment. She's just like, "Shh... not in public, sweetheart."

12 years ago | Likes 1850 Dislikes 3

she was lol she says "would you stop that!"

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Upvote for properly using "unfazed."

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

When we get home

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There were also some where she said "I want to be a kardashian. Please help me!" with tears running down her face.

12 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

I'd be crying too if I suddenly realised I wanted to be a Kardashian.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's hilarious! Also sad..

12 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 2

Some people really can't help what they say when they are waking up from anesthesia.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Apparently I once came to thrashing around like my life literally depended on it, and screaming about guys with meat cleavers.

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There were a couple more about dick. The mom was trying to grab her phone and take it away. She posted these on vine yesterday.

12 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

SHE POSTED THEM ? :D

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yea, but she deleted her whole account

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Every single one has the relaxed "not in public" approach to protect children from getting too messed up.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Dec 13, 2022 9:23 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

best part of this

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That made me laugh out so loud

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Like the dentist's.

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

lol

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I wanna be famous so bad"...be careful what you wish for...

12 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 2

She posted this herself so she obviously wants to be famous no matter what it takes. Sad part of teen society these days.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ever gotten your wisdom teeth out? You do stupid shit no matter what. Like unhook the IV's and walk out of the room when no one's looking.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Do you record it and post it when sober?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't vine let you post videos immediately after they're taken? I think that's what happened here.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone mentioned she posted it to tumlbr the day after it happened.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had two removed... but it was under regular Novocaine, so I didn't do/say anything weird.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got all 4 out at once so I was pretty heavily sedated.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my sister had to be completely put under because her roots were really twisted. Thankfully, mine were easier to remove.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't it how American society works as a whole?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's pop society, for the most part.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea pretty much, but teens tend to act before they think.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Behold: the dangers of not doing drugs

12 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 6

This

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

ain't that the true true

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

I'm like 83% sure that what they gave her constitutes as drugs.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Had she had prior experiences being high she would have been better able to handle it! Could have saved some awkward....

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep, this is why you shouldn't record this stuff.

12 years ago | Likes 1107 Dislikes 4

This is exactly why you record this stuff

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And then post it for the all world to see it. Seriously, wtf?

12 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

sooooo glad this wasn't so popular when I got mine done. After seeing that dick comment, I'm never asking what I said either.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is exactly why they recorded it and then she posted it on vine. Oh youths.

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Whats the account name?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no joke. I'm so very grateful I grew up in the 90's/early 00's, because soooooo much of my idiocy can never be seen again.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Should*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless you want "to be famous" (attention).

12 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

I feel like this is exactly why you SHOULD record this stuff.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

100% agree

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had my wisdom teeth done recently, the anesthetist told my mother that if she brought out a camera she'd be forcibly removed.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In 20 years every NSA employee will be jobless, bc everyone does their job willingly for free.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I see your point but NSA does do stuff besides computer monitoring

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not according to german media

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

true, I'm from DC

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YES! This girl posted this on vine last night and she deleted her account this morning. This is her drugged up for her wisdom teeth removal

12 years ago | Likes 322 Dislikes 1

I tried hitting on my nurse after it. When i went to the bathroom there was blood and Ice cream all over my face. real charmer so I am

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Smooooth

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Too bad she doesn't have a publicist that could get this removed from the internet.

12 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

I was fucked up six ways to Sunday when I had my wisdom teeth removed. God knows what all I said. My mom wouldn't repeat it.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

When they were prepping me for my wisdom teeth removal, they kept asking me if I was okay because I said NOTHING. I was afraid to babble.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is why I'm afraid to get my cavities fixed even though I know I want and need to have them fixed. Like, deathly afraid.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fuck did she get? I got local anaesthesia and walked home directly after surgery

12 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 1

I got general, but i wasn't this fucked up. The nurse wanted to help me walk to a chair and put my clothes on, but i was fine. Felt like (1)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I woke up from a fantasic nap.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on your mouth. I had general anesthesia for mine and was loopy for hours. Thank goodness it was ~16 years ago with no cell cameras.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably several tabs of valium. That's what I had when I got my impacted wisdom teeth out.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same here ..

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They put me under and gave me a bunch of vicodin

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck that. I demanded they put me way under.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got nitrous. I tried to grab one of my teeth when they yanked it out.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got my wisdom teeth removed at 13. The gas they used gave me hallucinations of yellow flowers, and I was sooo high for about 3 hours. XD

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They surgically removed mine bc they hadn't emerged from the gum. They put you under for that. I was incredibly out of it for a while.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They cut them out before they came in so it wouldn't mess up how my braces fixed my teeth. My pain meds for after surgery was demerol.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had mine surgically removed too but I was fine o_o... I could actually hear them scraping my bones to get little pieces out...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah well they put me out. They gave me the gas and then put me under. Had to hold me down to put the needle in cause I hate needles.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh yeah I remember when I was little it took my brother + another nurse / doctor to hold me down for shots.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

me too

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled next week.. I'm increasingly less excited about it..

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I just wish mine never makes it out, because it is growing horizontally and my dentist said once she will be able to grab it, out it goes

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just stay away from dicks and Goslings and you'll be fine.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, you want to wait until the stitches are out first. Trust me.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you're getting them pulled then it's not bad at all, like any other tooth. The painful one is having them cut out. Source: I've done both

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being pulled and having them surgically removed are completely different. They put you under if they have to CUT them out before they emerge

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily, I had to get might cut out and was only given numbing medicine. This was at bootcamp though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah well they put me under. Which was probably good bc I would have freaked out if they didn't. They took all 4 at once.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had all four as well. It was disturbing hearing it and feeling the pressure.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Trick is to never tell people you are having your wisdom teeth out (particularly on the internet).Everyone has a story that happened to sum1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You were excited?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not exactly, but I'm straightedge. I rarely ever take medicine, so when I do I trip balls. So it was more "i'm going on a spirit journey."

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WTF mate

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, they just numbed the area and just broke them out of my head. It didn't hurt, but the sound was brutal. Like 2x4's breaking.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh this girl is going to hate whoever posted this...

12 years ago | Likes 4120 Dislikes 6

Nope. Any attention will do.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

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12 years ago (deleted Jul 17, 2014 11:07 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Apparently, all I said was how much I wanted to sleep (after passing out on the bathroom floor of my dentist's office).

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least she'll get a boyfriend now. Maybe not a very good one... but still.

12 years ago | Likes 245 Dislikes 4

Maybe not a good one...maybe Ryan Gosling.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If this isn't an advert for this shit that gets pumped into kids head these days... all she wants to do is be famous and suck dicks.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Im ok with about half of this.

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

well, now she's kinda famous.

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 2

what's her name?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Chloe Bobbins, out of Angel City, TX. Born September 16th, 1997.

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Actually, I have no idea. I made all that up.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

?1

12 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 12

I feel bad for laughing

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Aw.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

evil as fuck

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Calm down Satan

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's rude as fuck.

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

ha! that's one stupid dog. oh wait, it's just a regular dog.

12 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 16

Found the cat.

12 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

fucking dog lovers have to downvote. they're as intelligent as their dogs.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

HAH!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

lol what's with the aggressive hatred of dogs

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister posted her own: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxZNM92cvYA I think it's hilarious, but that could just be cause I'm her brother.

12 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Hahaha this is hilarious!!

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

PWAAHAHAHA she is SOOO innocent! I laughed my ass off hahaha

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

so fucking hilarious. love this. thanks for sharing! I'm in love with your sister btw, and I'm a straight girl.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHAT IS JESUS' FAVORITE COLOR?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're right, this is hilarious. I completely lost it at "I HATE singing!"...why is she so mad?!

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ive watched a lot of anesthesia videos and this one is fucking hilarious. "THE JAPANESE!!!!"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'M NOT READY FOR JESUS AND I SAID PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM AND I COULD HAVE SAVED THE CHESTNUT TREES!!! XD XD

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

they shot me with medicine

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: SELFIE VID

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I, too, hate myself sometimes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

source?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

family.ruin();

12 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

error on line 110

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

unhandled exception 0x3F01 "underage girl"

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

But now she's famous

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, she wanted to be famous

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

her next bf will have that dick sucked as long as he gets her high, im assuming its nitrous..rookie

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

When I had mine removed, my mother was there. With a camera.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

she will hate him at first, then she will suck his dick.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless it is Ryan Gosling

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She did it her self on vine.

12 years ago | Likes 423 Dislikes 2

Youths.gif

12 years ago | Likes 213 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

i was waiting for you good sir :)

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair she said she wanted to be famous. She didnt say for what. She got her 10 minutes of shamefame.

12 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Kim did it ...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

cause she got high, cause she got high, cause i got high

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Still applies, gonna hate herself.

12 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

and simultaneously milk it?

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

why would you upload something like that

12 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago (deleted Jun 13, 2018 2:30 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

fair point

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

because it's hilarious?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

yes for us....not for her

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

the same reason we upvote

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

no why would you upload a totaly embarrassing video of yourself. i mean she clearly recorded it herself.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

maybe she really wants to sucka dick

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

or fuck ryan gosling

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

doctor's give truth serum nowadays?

12 years ago | Likes 386 Dislikes 4

People don't know how to react, having no experience, so they do whatever placebo affect tells them to do.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Probably IV valium for wisdom teeth removal! Enough and you will be fucking high. I wanted to walk home, I like walks.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Oh fuck, I mixed up the anesthetic with the veritaserum again."

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a kid on the operating table I told my doctors I wanted to be a agent inside a secret "x-file". I didn't know what a x-file was.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck your misplaced apostrophe, dammit

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sorr'y senpa'i

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sodium Pentothal is a fast onset general anesthetic that is otherwise known as "Truth Serum". Now you know why.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They slip it into their morning pumpkin juice.

12 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

I like you.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does pumpkin juice sound like both the most delicious and most disgusting drink.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter and find out (I thought it was gross)

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I imagine that it would taste like a liquid pumpkin pie, but on the other hand I have a feeling that it would taste like juiced pumpkin.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as someone who is getting their wisdom teeth out in a few weeks...NOW I'm more afraid of what I might say than the pain after

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I had general anesthetic and was fine, just a few quiet tears after and I was a bit dazed all afternoon

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gota get mine out soon. I think i'll try and blurt out some 4chan quality stories

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just had a local anesthetic when my wisdom teeth were taken out. I was fully conscious and it wasn't a big deal.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

did you still say something stupid?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, a local anesthetic just makes your face numb. The surgery itself was fine, it's the swelling afterwards that sucks.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

u looked like a hamster?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was too! But after it was done and I woke up I was pretty conscious. The only thing I said was, "am i already done?" over and over

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would have died a little, saying those things with my mom there

12 years ago | Likes 2544 Dislikes 5

saw a video of my friend doing the same thing. hilarious.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, to be fair, you wouldn't remember it unless your mom/family were horrible people and put it on the internet.

12 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 3

bingo!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once walked past my dad while he was fuming about his life, saying "I need to have some goddamn sex." I was younger then 10. Let it slide.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank fuck last time I was under anesthetic I didn't say stuff like this. I just thought I'd been abducted by the CIA and tried to escape

12 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

When I had my wisdom teeth extracted I really hope I didn't say anything too vulgar or admit any confessions I'd been hiding.

12 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Mom... Dad.... im adopted. Sorry i did not tell you before

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Me either, they put me under... then half way through my subconscious took hold and they gave me more drugs... I tried punching the doc

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have to get two operations to get my wisdom teeth out due to two sets. I was going to have my grandparents there. Now I'm not sure. :(

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My mom still won't tell me what I said. I live in fear.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Yeahhh, that thought just crossed my mind. I only did the "twilight" sleep or whatever. Maybe I wasn't as high? Oh, god I hope.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was ok, because when I had mine taken out, I didn

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

t get anesthesia!! Yeah, that was fun.....painful, bloody, sober fun....

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same! I'm cheap and I don't get worked up over procedures so I got local analgesic. Can't feel the pain, but you totally feel the pressure.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would have been fine with pressure, but I felt all the pain. It's amazing how I was able to scream "FUCK!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I.....I took the cookies from the cookie jar...." *everyone gasps*

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

"I...I let the dogs out..." *Family disowns me*

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

"I...I saw the sign..." *it opened up my eyes*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like "I got 3 tickets my first semester... and I bought porn..... i'm sorry"

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*grandma faints*

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*everyone gasps more*

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You paid for porn?! Stupid bastard

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When i woke up from heart surgery i noticed that the doctors shaved me down below, i asked my mom and then gave her a thumbs up :|

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

wait what?

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They saved me for a possible iv location, after i woke up i was naked under sheets and asked why they saved me and then gave her a thumbs up

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

*shaved *shaved

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yeah oops, dont even know how that crossed my mind: http://www.troll.me/images/castaway-stoner/-im-saved.jpg

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I am so thankful for NOT saying anything like that around my mother after my wisdom teeth were removed (with IV sedation). Biggest fear lol

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When I was on morphine after my car accident I told my mum how many people I have had sex with.... she hasn't let me forget.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My mum would have laughed at me for saying that shit.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This might be what I'm most terrified about in relation to getting my wisdom teeth out... and I've got a phobia of dental work.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom would be laughing so hard, and then I'd laugh hearing the story.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well she specifically says she wants white dick, so maybe that comforts the mother a bit.

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

me too, i would hate for my mom to think i had never tried pot

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mom would actually probably be surprised if I didn't say anything dirty while hopped up on drugs hahah

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My mom came out of surgery and started talking VERY dirty to my stepdad in recovery. My grandma was in the same room.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Seeing these are one reason I'm scared to get my wisdoms pulled... Omg Idk wtf I would say!!!!!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They put me to sleep entirely and made my mom leave the room, so chill a little.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was fully aware, just a bit unfocussed on nitrous. Not everyone has "hilarious" reactions.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just don't use the gas than. Use just the local aenesthetic. I had my teeth extracted and it was absolutely painless.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never been to the dentist I am sooooooooo scared. Hate pointy things.. metal in my mouth.. *shiver*

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be scared, but i found a good dentist, had tooth pulled, root canal done, and everything was fine. Just gotta get over your fear.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeahh I'm gonna have to very soon. My wisdom teeth are impacting and driving me nuts!

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're not alone! I'm terrified! When I have mine pulled I'm gonna tell my mom to wait, but then she'll know I have things to hide! D:

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My ex freaked out on it and punched the dentist in the face!! Lol that is a nightmare!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was too but I didn't do anything too stupid. I was just kind of out of it and overestimated what I was capable of...Like running

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hahahahaha

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These videos are the solitary reason I've neglected getting my wisdom teeth removed.

12 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I just don't want to be recorded saying anything crazy. I'd have to make my ride sign a contract. haha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was put under pretty hard and didn't have any side effects. I was coherent enough to buy groceries with assistance & give directions home.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I was fine with novocaine. Each time I've been they asked my preference. They know some ppl aren't comfortable being awake for these things.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had general anesthesia and this didn't happen. Same for several of my friends. You'll prob be fine. I just slept the whole way home.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just opt for the Novocaine. Saves you like 500 bucks, and you don't get drugged. Its uncomfortable as hell though.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protip: travel back to the 1980s. You'd have to carry an enormous camcorder - and even if you did, who's going to see it?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I said to my doctor under laughing gas: "This is like being high, but instead of couchlock, you guys strapped me to a chair!" Good times.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get local anaesthesia, that's the standard procedure. No pain, but you're fully awake and ready to go right after.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Walking home drooling blood was not fun.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i had 4 wisdom teeth removed at once with local anesthesia i had the doctor straddle me trying to pull 1 of the teeth out

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I also did more than one sitting so I could still chew with one side

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

smart move! i didn't think about it until i tried to eat something later that day and then it hit me you can't eat :(

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, did he at least split the tooth first? One of mine had to go that way and it took several attempts, but ended really well.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

before bleeding fully stopped since they would come unclotted

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it split then shattered in my mouth once he finished it was fine apart from the fact i couldn't really eat and took about 8 days ..1/2

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