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GadenKerensky
I want a good story like this where this is the case. Where the dragon isn't evil, and friends with the Princess.
raftus
Good Gal Wendy
NiCrAlY
sauce http://www.portsherry.com/comics/helping-the-princess/
Rhoojahaha
Next time I'm running a campaign where the players are appropriate level for an appropriately scary dragon I'm making this happen.
princessdynamite
Makes me think of Patricia C. Wrede's "Dealing With Dragons".
Korejora
Later
( from http://www.portsherry.com/comics/helping-the-princess )
IITallyhoII
This is adorable!
MishimoKarasu
Makes me think of a great book series by Patricia C Wrede
fukthisusernamebullsht
So is peach trying to get away from mario
mexicanstig
Kinda makes me want a story where the dragon has to rescue the princess, after having fallen in love with her. He was just doin his job!
Rocketwilco
Am I the only one who thinks the judgement of the knight is quite premature? 1/2
cosmocain
And this explains why Princess Peach always was in another castle, that stupid little bitch.
Samael13
She's a stupid little bitch for not being into Mario?
WingdingsProse
She thinks she's too good for some guido day laborer.
xkr73
Plumbers are on mega-money though
roguechikken
TIL my best friend is a dragon
babbzilla
Can we get a Dragon Tumblr post? Or a I'm Mary Sue Dragon Edition? I need more dragons on Imgur. @peggysue pls...?
Jokeykilla
What about shrek doing it for his swamp
throwaawy
http://imgur.com/oA5Vmm3
LevelSevenLaserLotus
I see we've found the lusty argonian maid.
PinPointSnarkuracy
And thus bad-dragon was born
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
but dat dragon booty
betterthanexpected
This is precisely my stance when my daughter starts dating.
ResidentShortAsian
As you can all see, it says portsherry.com at the bottom of the last panel.
Philanthropyman
Holy shit Betty, lower your standards. You're not getting any younger. You'll be a crazy dragon lady soon.
IronAngel2k3
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120323184446/gameofthrones/images/e/ed/Daenerys_2x02.jpg
elrick43
http://i1.wp.com/www.portsherry.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/WENDY.png?resize=500%2C505
Xaldyn
Dat elbow nudge.
tomyironmane
I'll just drop this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEjyfWRTxFM
gundampheonix
dear god i can't believe how i forgot this after my parents got the DVD as a kid.
Xaldyn
phantomnerifes
there's only one fire-breathing monster here, and she's chained up already!
shamusaran
Slay the dragon? Nah, I'mma slay that booty.
WishingICouldPutAnApostropheInMyUsername
MetalJesus
"I thought you said lay the dragon." - that knight, probably.
Xaldyn
I read that in the typical Skyrim guard's voice for some reason. Was not disapointed.
WishingICouldPutAnApostropheInMyUsername
jherazob
I haven't visited that gallery in ages, should pay it a visit again
MetalJesus
I was wondering where this was. :D
elrick43
well this got interesting. who know Wendy had da booty?
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
As a male dragon i know wendy got da booty.
tomyironmane
You like big butts, right?
elrick43
I cannot lie
tomyironmane
Us other brothers can't deny...
lcaptdolove1
I love Wendy wish we had more
Jawihahi
This is not unlike what it can feel like trying to talk to a girl when she's in a group of her friends though.
Henshaw
This is why having a wingman is a thing.
coolwaterNJ
I've had to go through a couple of dragons to get to the princess but calling the ugly friend a dragon never seemed like a nice thing to do
WeAreTheMadnessAndSanityIsOurFailure
This should be a terrible tiger meme I think.
krauraurgg
A little too tame. It has to insult the princess too in order to be tiger material.
WeAreTheMadnessAndSanityIsOurFailure
SpaceGhostCoast2Coast
I didn't realize that this post was a metaphor until I saw this comment lol
MrSilverDragon
+1 for dragon. Perhaps I'm biased...
IShowUpWhenSomeoneHasARelevantUsername
I have arrived
crazydragonlady
I feel that feel….
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Do you have any pets? One? That's how it starts, says your green dragon friend on a diet.
crazydragonlady
To be honest, I have no idea what your comment means. Is it a reference to something? Or am I just dumb/oblivious?
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crazydragonlady
Read through it all, get the ref, +1 for you. Worst part is waiting for comic updates, but i'll add it to the ones i check weekly, thanks!
dkanesnark
Dragons make the BEST wingmen/women.
PyroDragon
As a Dragon, not always.
JokeDestroyer
It helps that they actually have wings.
PinPointSnarkuracy
RedBull? O_o
DarthFutuza
Winglizards?
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Ask Eragon about it, I guess not.
multicam02
of Eragon being with Arya better. However, I think a mix of respect and realizing it would make things worse stopped her from "helping"(2/2)
multicam02
Well, Saphira kinda did keep Eragon from getting with the sorceress (cant remember the name). And she did say she liked the thought (1/2)
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Idk, are you really gonna tell me that they didn't bang at the end of inheritance?
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
No, she is more the kinda girl who keeps him hooked, she doesn't reel it in.
multicam02
I think Paolini said something about their story not being over. Makes me think something does eventually happen.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Idk the two bangin Dragons really helped Eragon I think
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Nah he got as closest he could get, I mean after Wyrden's funeral he would have, but Murtagh cockblocked him.
azazyel
Just a book recommendation, 'Blue Moon Rising' where a beautiful dragon is saved from a savage princess.
Xaldyn
BladeOctopus
Commenting for future reading.
MadScientistInTraining
Why cant i favorite comments.
jessprime
Future me, look here!
Chaosdawn
So it's good? I'm looking for some books to read.
azazyel
Simon R. Green is always good. Check out his Druid books too
MultipleDads
Sometimes I masturbate with clothes on. (just commenting to save for later)
Chaosdawn
Cool, thanks for the recommendation.
saraseeees
I'm in too.. I'll give these a go. Thanks!
azazyel
hope you enjoy
saraseeees
Better late than never! I took your recommendation and I really enjoyed BMR. Thanks!
CapableTrash
I dig
DarkUranium
DestinyAndChicken
Commenting to find again after payday
BladeOctopus
Commenting for future reading.
IMainReinhardt
I'll Czech it out. Sounds good
IMainReinhardt
I'll Czech it out
IMainReinhardt
I'll Czech it out
DarkUranium
Possibly related: http://img05.deviantart.net/9007/i/2011/068/7/4/fennel_dragon_by_culpeo_fox-d3ba1ga.jpg
Shayceror
Sometimes the dragon isn't the villain. Sometimes it's the beautiful princess... *in the Nightside.*
FarkasMacTavish
There's also a comic on e621 called "Interspecies Relations" wherein a dragon sneaks into an anthro unicorn princess's room, fucks her, then
FarkasMacTavish
SWALLOWS HER WHOLE
TresusIbor
Oh yeah I read that one.
FarkasMacTavish
One of my favorites. owo
ChandlerBall
Coming back later
Himser
Also while for kids.. the "enchanted forest chronicles" is one of the best if not best book i have ever read. and its similar to this comic
Taxi7
Hells yes. Those books were awesome
ekim20
mmm i will have to check this out. as an adult male the majority of what i read is childrens fantasy
Himser
Do it. i read it to my little sister at least 5 times, It worth at least a once over by adults.
beepboop21
Literally one of my favourite book series! Never have met anyone that knew about it
Himser
I know, its almost unknown but for us select few lol. (just written a little too long ago before the book craze of the Harry Potter Era.)
thegloryof
Patricia C. Wrede! and totally phenomenal books.
Himser
I haven't read any of her other stuff. Is it as good?
thegloryof
I loved everything I ever read of hers...then again I was 12, so we'll take that with a grain of salt.
cameldrinker
Peach plans her own kidnapping in hopes someone not-Mario will come to her aid. Fakes a smile when he inevitably comes, rinse and repeat.
daletvak
I've seen porn of this
MarshmallowFluffernutterPie
Holy fuck
JadeNB1729
That second sentence sounds like it might have come from a different story.
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Everything's coming up Millhouse.
walterpeck
Alternately, some people just like to be chased.
MathiasGodin
rinse? what is there to rinse?...should this even be a question?
AsleepByDay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_xbSMK390s
DarkUranium
Given all the time she spends with Bowser, he might just come... oh gawd, what have I said.
foureightfifteensixteentwentythreefourtytwo
Mario only saves her for all the gold he knows he can get along the way
Reyom
Tired of the run around, it's such a fuckin' hassle. I go through shit then you're in another fucking castle
baldandbearded
She loves Luigi, dude.
MobileSuitFundam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jfU7pw76ZE
CallMeInV
I have a song for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnA4orw3e3g
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
that is what i was hoping it would be! nice!
KazadAiMenu
Or toad if game grumps is to be believed
Boatingmyfloat
Yeah! Fucking Starbomb bitches! But seriously, they have some fucking kickass tunes, also, they make gaming vids and are very funny.
MortalKombatWombat
HA! i love that video! "hmmm, i choose... toad." "TOAD?!"
Boatingmyfloat
Well his whole body is shaped like a dick...
Imgonnatipyouwell
She had a kid with Luigi if Game Theory is to be believed.
MondoMammoth725
His FNAF videos are the best
wobbu
Game theory is the most annoying thing I have ever watched in my life. But hey, that's just an opinion... a GAME opinion. ;;;))))
Imgonnatipyouwell
You lead a charmed life.
Wingzeroalchemist
Game Theory has never had a legit Nintendo theory. They've all been complete BS. Like 10 ft Wario.
Imgonnatipyouwell
They're just fun thought exercises. Chill bud.
Xaldyn
I agree with you there, with the Rosalina one being the only exception. That one's actually surprisingly solid.
felikittyPGH
Except it's been deconfirmed by Shigeru Miyamoto--the Mario crew are more like a cast of cartoon characters that do different things (1/2)
DorthLous
To be fair, it's also pretty much cannon in other language than English, including the one I speak. Don't know why they chopped the text.
TheMotherofAllOmelets
But hey, it's just a theory...
TornadoMeetsVolcano
A film theor...SHIT!
cutthroatink15
Because Mario is his own father, and also a psychopath, and peach is Rosalinas mother but is also dead
SpartanOwl417
*Nod, nod* Yep. Completely plausible. Absolute common sense. Most sensible. No questioning it.
Freakingdoomguy
But hey that's just a theory a game theory
XiroInfinity
Mario and Jumpman are different people?
Hetzer
Nintendo says dey da same. Dey da same.
Mickstack
Ever watch There Will Be Brawl? Part of the premise is that Peach was having an affair with Bowser.
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
ever played paper mario for the wii? bowser and peach almost get married but peach backs out last second...
PyroDragon
I've seen that fanfic porn.
crookednixon
And Luigi. Oh and Kirby is basically Hannibal Lector. It's a great series.
Toomuchinternet33
That sounds fucking intense. Anywhere online where I can find this?
crookednixon
I watched it on the escapist magazine (same place with Zero Punctuation). I think it's still there, but I can't check at work.
kelpsie
One of Bowser's kids calls her 'Mom' in Sunshine, iirc
ToastyMozart
Though at the end Bowser tells Jr. he made it up (Apparently Jr. already knew).
ToastyMozart
But on the other hand Peach seemed oddly perplexed at the prospect rather than denying it outright, so take that as you will.
ArdentSlacker
She does spend a lot of time on mushrooms.
Lilshadow48
theybanged
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
How does she not remember birthing a turtle?
AlecStarling
Everyone needs a Wendy
RyanMcFlyin
It's like from Dealing With Dragons!
lygerzero0zero
I loved that series! Tried to get my sister to read it but I don't think she did ;-;
ThereWasNoMovieMadeFromOurShow
Still trying to find more book series like that. Was one of my favorites.
AbjectusArtem
That series was my favorite as a child! :D
NotSoOrphanAnnie
I had to look too hard to find this comment.
elleyea
I'm sad I had to look hard for this comment. +1
Himser
She needs more exposure! best book i've read like 30 times.
Melanisia
Did you read all four?
Himser
Yea whole chronicle, (i have a hardcover 1993 edition,, no covers left due to use)
PyroDragon
As a Dragon, I can confirm this is the real story behind all those princesses and damsels we "kidnapped" and "held hostage".
BusinessDragon
Worthiness goes to the highest bidder.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
Also sex.
MachoManRandyDragon
MachoManRandyDragon approves of this comment.
IamRevyn
Ohhhhhh yeeeeeyaaaaahhhh
KittensNipplespearbuttsgifpiraterefrenceupvotedownvotedeadpool
Fav. For this comment line you wonderful bastards
B4C0N22
As a victim of a dragon's fire, I can confirm.
Zizmaster101
I remember one of your brothers falling off me tragic times. Sorry for your loss
DragonLordG
Who let you out?
DarthFutuza
As a Sith Lord I never realized how similar we were too each other? We really should collaborate.
PyroDragon
Not interested, sorry. Try @DarthDragon7
ArsTorok
Fellow Dragon here: Confirmed.
rbudrick
I'm a drag, so I can confirm 2/3 of this is correct.
Theguywhowatchesyoufromthecornerwhileyoumasturbatetohentai
I am also a dragon, a a human dressed as a dragon or anything, hehe... ._.
Bleualtair
As dumbledore, Can confirm.
DarthDragon7
Also confirm.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Hello Dragon, I am a friend to dragons.
M808V
Hello, fellow dragons. I, too, am dragon. I am totally a dragon. You cannot prove otherwise.
ISarabi
As a hyumun female: Why can't I find a nice dragon who just wants me for ME, and not as an excuse to fight knight-errants?
MrBurd
As a bird: chirp :V
keikomoondragon
As a dragon, I can also confirm this. True story, bro.
CyberAkuma
What about that one incident with the donkey?
PyroDragon
We... we don't talk about that.
eggimage
I'm a dragon egg. No. Really.
Puppydonk
Liar, you're a mage shaped like an egg
eggimage
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PyroDragon
I'm surprised that none of these Dragons checking in were made specifically to check in as a Dragon for this post.
PyroDragon
NOTE: Any Dragon account (not created after this post was made) who checks in will get an upvote from me.
Lasaagna
I am no dragon, but they all receive my upvotes as well. It's a worthy cause.
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
Smaug?
Shadowborne
Well, except for that one time... but to be fair, the princess made some wonderful tarts.
ThatOneLurkerThatRarelyMakesComments
Tell that to Shrek
TK421isAFK
As a (formerly) single guy, I can confirm Wendy is the hating friend of all hot girls in bars everywhere...the one who always wants to go.
modus0
Well, save for Cimorene, who was neither kidnapped or wanted a knight to save her...
ABlastFromYourPast
Hey, congrats on making top comment!
ChillyPolish
Oh damn, sorry guys, I think those stories speak of me :/
Korejora
Can confirm; also, it's hard to find another dragon to den with and princesses make good company in the meantime.
SuperNintendoChalmers2
can't confim, because I'm a lazy dragon
PyroDragon
+1 For Ralph Wiggum quote
TheMrPendragon
Wait. Do I count here?
PyroDragon
Sure, why not!
Noob3rts
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/spyro/images/8/82/Spyro_005666.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120202135233
PyroDragon
That's not me, that's Spyro The Dragon, I'm Pyro Dragon
Noob3rts
Too late. You are now Spyro from my childhood. Embrace your destiny.
HornyDragon
Well I kidnap princesses just for...... well......
StarDragon102
Lmao! Nice!
Ashilino
So what do you guys usually like to eat?
PyroDragon
I mostly eat the same type of stuff that Humans eat.
TitaniumDragon
Can also confirm.
awildcharmander
As a charmander, can confirm.
StoneSixOnes
Nice try, but i know that you only get dragon in your evolutionary line with the help of "performance enhancing substances"
awildcharmander
As far as I'm concerned, my final form is Charizard. Even if we're not 'dragon' type, we're still dragons fundamentally.
RIPSlurmsMckenzie
The debate rages on.
PyroDragon
I don't have any ham, sorry.
DarkUranium
PyroDragon
I like it. Where'd you find that?
HalloIamherenow
Doesn't your 'X' mega form become dragon?
awildcharmander
What? What kind of jibberish are you speaking?
JamesBaxterrr
I feel like that was the most British response I ever read. Eve. If you weren't British before, you are now
awildcharmander
Mmmmyes I do believe this calls for a spot of tea! *monocle*
Thephedora
Well shoot We could have set up a midevil matxh.com if We knew bout that.
SirSnowflake
As I sit outside the keep, shredding love songs on my electric lute in full armor, hoping to impress both the dragon and the princess fair.
PyroDragon
I'm a sucker for Lutists... *bats eyelashes bashfully*
SirSnowflake
PyroDragon
Take me now! (Warning, I'm a male Dragon)
SirSnowflake
Uh... I was unaware of that fact. http://replygif.net/i/640.gif
RevanTheDragon
Can also confirm.
SnarkyScience
Besides, they're frightfully good at getting rid of wizards if you're allergic to them.
dobsonFly
YASSSSSSS. I love that series.
Andie553
What are you referencing? I must know.
SnarkyScience
Dealing with Dragons, by Patricia Wrede. It takes the comic's concept and runs with it.
Lavaflow
Also, wizards melt. Don't worry, they get better.
SnarkyScience
Argelfraster. Time to make some cherries jubilee.
JamesBaxterrr
Wizard dander gives me SUCH a headache!
zushiba
Dragons were the first to fight for equal rights for women.
windragon
totally confirmed.
merus
Nah, you're full of it. Sometimes they're looking to learn dragon magic.
asdfghjklinkin
Is.. Is your name Puff? And are you magic?
realscrumpysteve
What happens when you skip the damsel and go for coveting the knight?
huanthewolfhound
Your great-great-great-great-great...great-great...great-grandfather Glaurung was not so kind.
PTMdragon
he was also a bit of a raciest, we all have THAT relative amirite?
LadyPearl
As a damsel, I can confirm this is how it works. Too bad I've had trouble finding a dragon.
PyroDragon
IVolunteerAsTribute.gifv
LadyPearl
I'm sorry, but the position has been filled. However, I will keep your application in mind for future Prince-finding endeavors.
Lasaagna
I never needed a dragon. I have big brothers.
LadyPearl
Sadly, I only have an older sister. And she's the type you lock away in a tower for everyone's protection *twirls finger around ear* Cuckoo.
TreytorJoe
As a fellow dragon, I'm too lazy for this. Let me sleep.
PyroDragon
Damn, girl! I made it to the Front Page with a Top Comment!
odraencoded
Yes, Bowser does the same because Mario can't take a hint.
AnbaricDragon
I am shiny Dragon!
pokeballin
As a dragon Pokemon trainer. I too confirm.
mkalte666
woo so many dragons, and all of them confirm. so do i :D
DragonFromAFewDoorsOver
This one can also confirm, young maidens made for excellent company.
Amaterrasu
Basically this is why we do it
ilikeSTAGbeer
i read this comment and accepted it as it is without thinking about what it is.....
babbzilla
I love how many dragons are on Imgur.
PTMdragon
we get bored easily
babbzilla
No more adventures for the dragons?
PTMdragon
well it turns out just sitting on large piles of money is actually a terrible investment plan and doesn't cope well with inflation...
babbzilla
Well that's unfortunate. :(
2196565
What about shrek though?
PyroDragon
He's an Ogre.
PyroDragon
Oh, you mean the Dragon in Shrek. She was hired by Fiona's parents to protect her.
ThePotatoBandit
not a dragon, not interested in the princess, but you might wanna check your pantry
EarthDragon2189
YOU BASTARD
ThePotatoBandit
Actually its Bandit. PotatoBandit.
PyroDragon
Damn you! You took all my potatoes! *shakes claw angrily*
ThePotatoBandit
What? Me? nooo it was that other guy um fuck whats his name @misleadinginformation
PyroDragon
Well, good thing I have a secret hidden st--- GODDAMMITT!
ThePotatoBandit
you make it too easy for me, soo same time next week?
DragonMuffins
I see there are lots of us.. Except i am a muffin.
HelpfulHomo
DOZENS
EarthDragon2189
Lunch is here!
PyroDragon
Are you a Muffin made FOR Dragons, BY Dragons or OF Dragons?
DragonMuffins
i am a dragon muffin. https://yy2.staticflickr.com/3207/2728553918_8c86353a96.jpg best image i could find T_T
PyroDragon
Those look suspiciously like cupcakes...
JamesBaxterrr
For muffin, your Internet skills are amzing
Lasaagna
Food can be surprisingly good at Interneting.
KimJongUninstall
are you actually a dragon, or do you identify as a dragon? what would that be called trans-dragon-gender? ah fuck it.
PyroDragon
Read the bio, it explains everything. WARNING: Text Wall
KimJongUninstall
dear lord. you weren't kidding.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Whew... I guess if you live 7500 years there'd be ample time to read all of that.
PyroDragon
I wrote in on and off over the span of a few months
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
+1 for effort. CouId not look away, actually read the whole thing.
EarthDragon2189
Can confirm. Am also dragon.
Luperion
Well, isn't this place just full of furries.
PyroDragon
Dragons don't have fur.
Varkarrus
As a princess-kidnapping hamster, can also confirm, but I'm a hamster, not a dragon.
DoctorWatchamacallit
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of ELDERBERRIES!
TheGreatKingBowser
I'm part dragon. Does that count?
EarthDragon2189
Eh. I'll allow it
Thoraxe123
now kiss
Dragonmastrr
What the hell are you two doing out and about?
EarthDragon2189
SHIT. HE FOUND US. CHEESE IT
LordofGoats
Quickly! Into the pen! Hide with my goats!
EarthDragon2189
Oh cool, this guy is offering us shelter AND lunch!
HelpIFellIntoASarchasm
That's where lunch went... Cept, I'll take it without the dragons please.
iSoulend
Why do earth dragons use numbers ? you can't tell one from an other ?
EarthDragon2189
We aren't very imaginative in naming our offspring.
Remedy4Souls
Username checks out
PyroDragon
Hello, fellow Imdragon. Your profile bio looks a bit bare.
fychy2
Imdragon too
Greypuppy
That is one hell of a bio you got there. Very interesting, nice read!
ScroungeArounge
Wow tried to read all of your bio, but my scroll bar ran out.
PyroDragon
Sorry. Send me a bill for the new scroll bar.
EarthDragon2189
Yeah. I just use this account for commenting, for the most part.
blainetog
IAmJustTryingToFitIn
I am definitely a dragon hello fellow dragons how do you do today
Aksuuuh
Or is it because you are secretly a bear?
SquidJesus
I'm a squid.
DarkUranium
Yay for dragons! http://orig12.deviantart.net/4c77/f/2014/111/d/c/dragon_dance__sfm__by_argodaemon-d7fhhec.gif
PyroDragon
That's a wyvern Dragons have 2 arm/legs 2 legs, AND 2 wings. 6 total appendages.
DarkUranium
SHUT UP YOU ARE NOT A COP
NoodleyDragon
Hello dragon. Am also dragon. Let's do dragon things together.
EarthDragon2189
Okay, but if you touch my gold I'm throwing you out.
NoodleyDragon
Nah bro, I won't touch your gold But if we polish off a few bottles of Rum, there's no guarantee that I won't try touching other stuff.
DarkUranium