Everybody debating the confederate flag
No wonder Skynet will happen, humans are dicks to robots.
I wish I could pull off a catchphrase
MFW someone answers "yes" to an "or" question
MRW I see a pretty lady during the State of the Union Address
Even tiny Deadpool is sexy Deadpool
MRW I watch the news
MRW they announce that Idris Elba will return as Luther
When there is pie in the work fridge, but you aren't sure if it's for everyone.
How I see angry online people
MRW my friend finally breaks his dry spell... with his ex
First learn stand, then learn fly. Nature rule, Robot-san, not mine.
I think I'll pass on a live action Futurama
When your child is finally done.
When the girlfriend wants to do more activities as a couple.
The Elder Scrolls and Winter
Based on that stem location I think I know what Thoreau was talking about you kinky bastard...
Real life Mario Kart
Imgur to imgurians (apparently)
All those imgurians found random animals and it finally happened to me!!
When I see "Front Page Edit" but they don't ask for nudes
When someone online says 2 things that you disagree with
Listening to friends who are too high
Just realized that it's Late Night Imgur
MRW my friend goes ATVing without me
Words to live by
How I imagine people when they text "LOL."
Would a fallout cat be Catmeat?
MRW someone calls me the n-word and I'm white
When people try to debate politics on imgur with a 140 character cap
"Cam's eyes went wide when she returned, her mouth making a little O of surprise." ~The Dragon's Path by Daniel Abraham
MRW my co-worker brings in donuts and nobody else wants to eat them
How it feels when I'm doing my taxes and realize my employer didn't withhold NYC income tax
MRW I comment on a front page image and it gets lots of important internet points
MRW I have an especially good fap session
MRW I'm a homicidal Raccoon
MRW I'm done showering but I don't want to get out because it's too cold
MRW my friend argue
MRW I read most of the Stay Classy confessions
Especially when an older adult is the farter
How classy is your office bathroom?
MRW... I don't even know...
My inner monologue whenever I try to flirt
MRW dealing with incompetent student loans organizations
MRW I end up in a college bar years after graduation
MRW someone makes a good joke about Oberyn Martell
Pixar announced The Incredibles 2
MFW I go outside right after showering on a summer day
Sometimes I think about making lists of movies you guys "must" watch but...
MRW I realize that The Bernie Mac Show is on Netflix
As a guy, I always think of this episode when I meet another guy I'd like to be friends with
MRW I try to act like Han Solo
Um...
I hope that Batman has a seatbelt
MRW people see me rereading Harry Potter on my commute to work
Which direction are they going?
MRW I read a post with guys complaining about having to be clean and have a stable job.
MRW the first of my friends has a baby
Y u do dis? For soda.