Imgur Zoological Terminology

May 3, 2015 3:20 PM

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Spinosaur

Thought it was a sea pancake?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

graou13

Catdog you said?

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Enemaconomist

Bat dick.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

RustyLongshanks

Where's the Wordbank?

11 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 2

thetraingleforce

crosswolfv1

I am new here and I don't understand the giraffe thing... I feel awkward now.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IlluminatiDoge

And thus... The mighty boosh was born.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

scubasquad1983

Raw toast. http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1931809/thumbs/o-RAW-TOAST-570.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

NotACanadian

horse tornado

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HylianFox

MST3K calls it "Nerf toast"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DoingItForTheOtters

I always upvote otters.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

DeynaMoonbringer

Otters: Riverdog and/or rudderbutts. Redwaaaaalllll!

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

aluminumadmiral

Give 'em blood and vinegar!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

clowndickfart

1 for effort

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

todayisawadog

Crocs/aligators - Baby Snap snap

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

spazzygc

I call Catsnakes Carpetsharks.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Fuckweasel

Indeed

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheMostModestMouse

Yes.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

erischilde

This is a valid, excellent term.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

swooper

Arctic carpetshark, also known as snowshark:

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IsDisassembled

I'm relevant!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YouseekidsACar

why is no one saying "human fap fap"?

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Caseeds

Damn I was 2hrs late!! I wanted to make a fap fap joke.. *sniffles*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ModusPonens

http://imgur.com/Gi9cwgR

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Nubsva

that is clearly a Air flap flap fap fap

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

SunOfRobin

I study zoology and i agree that this is true

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

unnoticeable

*Imgurs

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

ocegur

affes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Cowmayihelpu

bats are sky puppies

11 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

lightsabersinhawaii

Sky puppy sounds better than air flap flap.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheWorldMayNeverKnow

Yeah, I see this way more than air flap flap.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

theorigin2000

Ty!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

derpflanz

In Dutch it is, in fact, a sea dog (zeehond).

11 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Catbab

i refer you to this: SirJay 4 points : 2 hours ago reply #5 means "Seehund" in Germany, which is literally "Sea dog"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

derpflanz

Actually, no. "See" in German means "Lake". "Meer" is "sea".

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Catbab

tell him that

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

boobisboobbackwards

YAY! DUTCHIES UNITE

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

reddenbocker

The last one is wrong. It's 'Imgurian'.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TheBatmanFan

Where's the wordbank?

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Jawihahi

Busting myths

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

halborski

Tube Lizard

11 years ago | Likes 277 Dislikes 4

DoubleRaveJump

viper. its a fucking viper. yea im that guy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

MadeOfSteel

My 4 yr old son just called it a snake flamingo

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

WhatACard

Here's a +1 for your son. :)

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MadeOfSteel

Cheers! I asked if he meant a flamingo snake? His reply "Dad, it's clearly a snake, so that goes first in the name!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Akathikor

"All people are geniuses until age 10" - Some smart person who's name I've forgotten

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thoughtmage

Pretty sure we call that a snek.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Onstar

It's a wiggly belt.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

halborski

Rainbow Hose

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

squallau

Branch monster.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

lightlybreadedtoast

What type of snake is that

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

QuadrilateralEnix

Party Snake

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

halborski

Regal Ring Necked snake

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

crassigyrinus

San Francisco garter snake. It's actually not photoshopped: http://www.californiaherps.com/snakes/pages/t.s.tetrataenia.html

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

crassigyrinus

(Saturation is way up in that image though)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior

An extremely photoshopped one. It's a garter snake, which is normally black, yellow, and sometimes has bits of red.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior

(The blue parts are normally yellow or brown, the red bits are usually much duller)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

crassigyrinus

No photoshop, just an isolated subspecies: http://www.californiaherps.com/snakes/pages/t.s.tetrataenia.html

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

crassigyrinus

(The saturation was clearly tinkered with though)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lightlybreadedtoast

I wasn't sure if it was photoshopped. The ring neck snake has a belly that's super cooler full

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

theorigin2000

That's a nope

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

zatgal

I feel like I've gotten a new heart container for killing this thing at some point.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YamatoIouko

Funny thing. As much as I don't like snake, that particular snake is pretty cool-looking.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior

It's very, very shopped. Normally they're much more boring (google garter snake if you are so inclined)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

YamatoIouko

I like garters. They're basically entirely nonthreatening to humans.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

halborski

I thought this was a nope

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

RedSoxRedemption

Did ...did I just get saluted by a spider?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sernikb

v

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

DapperEpiphany

I believe that the snake should be a scaly nope.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PitbullsPublicist

give me spider-bro over slither-snake er'day.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TellusEidolon

Ditto

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

boobisboobbackwards

nah mate, that's spiderbro

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

halborski

This is a nope?

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

QuadrilateralEnix

that's either a centinope or a millinope

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

boobisboobbackwards

HOLY FUCK YES

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

magisch

Nope specialist here. Can confirm this is a big nope.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ollyrockz

That is an exceptionally pretty tube lizard

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KelemvorDoomguide

Tubulizard!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Miscreant

That's a friend-noodle.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ThePowerOf42

Thats damn pretty

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Elriuhilu

In Serbian, a sea dog is actually a shark.

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

hippocampus

and in german a sea-dog is actually a seal like in the picture.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

universemomentum

I'm afraid of your Serbian dogs now.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elriuhilu

I guess they would be land sharks, so fear is probably justified.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

weirdcalculator

There's an xkcd for that. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/winter.png

11 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

ThePowerOf42

imnotgoingtodebateyoujerry

There's always a relevant XKCD.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Ihadacleverideaforausernamebutforgotit

Can be a thing? - Need a witty, relevant response to something? There's an xkcd for that.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AllCanadianRejects

QuadrilateralEnix

this one's a favorite of mine.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Danielmakesmusicitsgreat

What about goth bear (panda) and metal fish (killer whale)?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

halborski

Duckloaf

11 years ago | Likes 738 Dislikes 2

NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior

Duckmarine

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SalsaOreos

I like it

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ClumsyAfterDark

I could probably come up with a better word for them, like Squeeeeea!ducks

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

ClumsyAfterDark

Or duckfup

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior

Fuckdup.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

malix82

Wereduck

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

purplemooglittergirl

Duckbeaver

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Forthan

beaveduck

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darkandevil

meatbrick

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

nickyaddrison

hippopotaduck

11 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup

This one is even better.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

UnlimitedStupidity

You forgot Nopes.

11 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 8

LunaChic

"Forgot"

11 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

butdoihaveto

Nopes can be anything, but are commonly spiders in places spiders shouldn't be.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Vegardina

Which is every place.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Crusunik

Am I allowed to have a device which projects fire?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

EmmaItalia23

I think I'd rather walk through this, actually. Spiders don't worry me, generally.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

notthesameasmyotheraccountss

I would much rather lick anyone's balls. Unless they had HIV.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

chemistsdoitintesttubes

Its the herp you gotta worry about. One lick won't give you HIV unless there are bodily fluids involved..

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mrbradleyp

I'd rather bite down hard on my wrists and bleed out thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

burritoemoji

And Moon Moon!

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Catbab

Nope

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

fleacollerindustry

No they didn't.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

ss4max

How could you forget the majestic Wordbank?

11 years ago | Likes 885 Dislikes 4

apropostonothing

Dude your references are out of control, everybody knows that.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

boobisboobbackwards

ooh! reference time! you win!!

11 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

UpvotesForCalicos

This reference will never get old for me.

11 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

sian327

Nor I.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Goodnewwseveryone

Nor thee.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

CarlosOfNightvale

Nor he.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Snoweh

I laugh and snort like a five-year-old whenever that reference is mentioned.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

IAmTheSquidward

fill me in.

11 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 1

tommytraddles

That's what she said.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

EchoOfSnac

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

YouRaiseMyQuantifier

11 years ago | Likes 341 Dislikes 1

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this offends me

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nickiwoll

That's why you ALWAYS use a different font for the headline.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

humblegrumblebee

Adorable

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

PizzaDogYouHaveFailedThisCity

every time I see this I laugh out loud lIke an idiot.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SweetMoonSugar

PLIARBEAR

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

GrabbinSince05

Ah, yes, the pliarbear. Such a majestic mother fucker.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Autocorrekt

I kept looking at the Walrus and thinking that's not a seal.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

MeasleMeasleMash

*wordbank

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shwibbityshwat

Arctich are

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

butdoihaveto

Owls are flying pillows.

11 years ago | Likes 306 Dislikes 4

Aelinsaar

And fruit-bats are Flying Fruit-Dogs

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LumbeeBoy1

Of death*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CatsIsTheAnswer

OBVIOUSLY

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

CirclejerqueDuSoleil

of seething hatred

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

glittergoats

No joke my neighbors found out I have a cockatiel and got pissed. "Why can't we have a sky fish?!" (My landlord approved it)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ninja112595000

Sky nachos

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

socialhoneybadger

Air cats.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TriptychAngel

Flying cats

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

watskeburt

Sky cats

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Kushita

Seething hatred pillows!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thebirdbiologist

*Flying pillows filled with rage

11 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 3

sunboy4224

*Seething hatred, Mister President.

11 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

MagnorCriol

Yeah, it's more resentment and seething disapproval than rage.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

MinecraftingVW

Don't forget the feathercat! http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rescued-blind-owl-zeus-6.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Turkeltonthe2nd

those eyes have seen the mysteries of the universe

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F33L

it looks like it' Has glsukoma, in the eyes

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SecretLurker

And people doubt evolution O.o

11 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 7

BuckBoost

Evolution is a mystery.Full of change that no one sees.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

MallardWithACold

Clock makes a fool of history Yesterday's so long ago, don't agree with what I know. Tomorrow got no place to be.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

JJtheSpaceGhost

Haha you my friend just opens a whole can of worms, or as Imgur calls them "baby blind snakes"

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

aerodynamit3

I don't get it

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

DeafMangoes

... What's that got to do with it

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

RadRique

Everything.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior

Important things, trust me.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nubsva

Well the study conducted by OP clearly proves that Imgur has evolved from a long necked spotty being into a website, evolution confirmed

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Goodnewwseveryone

illuminati confirmed

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

chemistsdoitintesttubes

Checkmate athiests... Wait.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0