wadatahmydamie
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Source: https://thenib.com/save-yourself/
Sep 10, 2021 12:20 PM
wadatahmydamie
96505
1319
62
Source: https://thenib.com/save-yourself/
ArcaneAlchemist
a few years ago, i would have said this was too on the nose. now i worry it might not be clear enough.
copingcabana
trippingthelightfantastic
Munchman347
Ooof!
deputycartman
It's funny because now I actively smile and applaud these shit-eating morons dying due to their stupidity and intransigence. Good riddance.
genepoolboy
It is good for the gene pool
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
anti-vaxxers should wear a bracelet. "Do not intubate, do not resuscitate"
bearplaybass
Bracelet? You mean tattooed.
GiveYourBallsATug69
That would require them to not be aggressively selfish people, so... not gonna happen, unfortunately.
JiggleboobMcSugartit
Holy fuck, it's God Man!
maximilianfragglebottom
I think the original punchline is "Look buddy, I sent three boats. "
hardytardigrade
"Meet me halfway... buy a lottery ticket"
Shaodyn
"I sent you three boats and a helicopter. What more do you want?"
DukeDarkwood
Two boats and a helicopter! My favorite.
MKNIGHTMARE
"And a helicopter."
MiniYams
a weather report, a helicopter, and a guy in a rowboat
BootsDusty
TrustMeImADog
What. The. Fuck.
Trankia12
Blood magic for the win!
donkeymoney
So...drink red wine, and you'll be fine?
WillemHellfire
This is unsettling.
HandoB4Javert
TheSnacker
Jesus, I've been Rick Rolled
Printerman
God helps those who help themselves.
Mewhyme
Quoting Ben Franklin?
wadatahmydamie
MRDOne
Ain't free will a bitch.
syko2k
God-Man looks like the guy from that "Story From North America" music video.
Thelrishlnquistion
wadatahmydamie
SaintFlyer
StigsMilwaukeeCousin
What's with the rights's obsession with things being shoved down their throat?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Things like huge throbbing agendas. There must be a psychological explanation.They're also obsessed with having things rubbed in their faces
TheDogEnd
You heard the lady, she doesn't want things shoved down her throat! Don't intubate her.
SilverHornet
It's reaching that point. Might finally make them learn.
Canadianidiot86
It won't
SilverHornet
During smallpox era, they eventually got to 'the vaccine is optional, but the plaguehouse is not'. It worked.
PaulHurley
KingSwing
Gotta purge all those liberal rope worms!
PaulHurley
sfrinlan
My anus is bleeding!
BootsDusty
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
IJustPoopedMyPants
Cult shit
AmArschdieRaeuber
She did a good job with that one, damn. Nice timing
Idontneedrealfacts
I mean, if I were asked to cast the devil, this is exactly who I would cast
ThereAreCrocodiles
He blows alright.
NorthmanoftheNorth
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhv, I don't believe in God, but that man is surely the devil.
nomorehate
Hey, look! We found the anti-christ
Wellshiet
C-C-C-COVID 19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2s0nB2VPvs
AManWoman
This is fucking amazing hahaha
rbudrick
I've never seen a more terrifying-looking person in my whole life.
Illithidbane
When I was young, this was normal. This is just how "godly men" talk and act. Having left that scene, this is deeply weird to watch.
ruferto
i mean, he literally looks like evil. which is funny to mme
dreikommavierzehn
It's unsettling. The catholic church is strong where I grew up, but people like that guy would've been perceived as nutjobs/possessed.
dreikommavierzehn
Our priests stick to the old values: Love thy neighbour, forgive yourself, obey powers greater than you and pedophilia
BlackBeardMakes
Same. Glad we made it out.
iLynux
Another adult who escaped, checking in lol
Fredfinks
Amazed though, irembr us kids noping out to regular sunday church. How long does it take to realize rattle snake dancing rapture is a crock?
Fredfinks
Like fuk me dead, its parody level raving whack jobs.
Illithidbane
It took until I tried everything w/o divine experience. Church, prayer, read the bible, annointed with oil, tithe, fasting... no reply.
Illithidbane
Do you still feel like you have a god shaped hole in your heart and some latent guilt even though you know it's irrational? I can't shake it
Denim777
don't be guilted fren, the babble and the karen and the w/e may be a bit off, but nothing wrong with thinking SOMETHING is out there/
Denim777
even if it seems like it doesnt give a shit about you. simply respect nature to a degree, since we are all star dust.
JusticePhrall
I feel ya. It took me years to recover from Catholicism. Felt like I was spiritually homeless until I discovered psilocybin.
Fredfinks
long way from catholicism to this bizarro xtian ministry pantomime though. This is dancing with rattlesnake lvl shite
DulothX
Sweet god thats the most evil-looking motherfucker out there.
Idontneedrealfacts
not just looking!
DrPepper523
You should see some of his other pictures of his ranting and raving...this is mild compared to those.
RadasNoir
That one interview where he gets cornered by a reporter as he gets into a car still creeps me out. It's like he can barely keep it together.
svennisiggi
its a shame he didnt go into hollywood to play villains. Instead acting like he was holy.
DaLwkiz
This guy looks like the most unholy and satanic abomination to ever grace this planet, or hell even the galaxy!
svennisiggi
Yes! Imagine him in a 80´s horror comedy! Doesnt even need make up and he´s def freddy level.