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Feel old yet?
1stSgt. Plank after completing a mission giving an AAR to his troops.
(Front page edit: thanks folks I just wanted to share a laugh when I saw this. Thanks send nudes)
HerMajestysSecretButthole
So who’s the REMF that has to walk it...lol
TheDanWithNoName
Remember Little Wooden Boy from the Tick? He came home an embittered quadriplegic amputee veteran. I just made myself sad.
Troninater
Hay I can believe Plank can kick every kind of terrorist butt out there, what about you all?!
slully
I imagined the arms ( -_-)
MisterDicksir
beachbum273
What a stud
Herebychoice
He looks board
NotTheFBIWePromise
copingcabana
He was promoted to Major Lee Board. Now he's known as General Waste.
regregex
Moisturise me
edisrevir
Got that 1000 miles stare
DanielGallegos
When he went through basic, did he.... nail it? I will let myself out now...
OccamsShavingCream
Yeah, but the drill instructor was pretty hard on him.
RoofTopBoys
Cheezy, but good. +1
kittybuttwiggle
Don't say the N-word around wooden americans.
DanielGallegos
Ninjas? Nope? Nom? Nipple?
Spartan7621
He guarded everything within the limits of his post
whatfloatsyourboat
He's seen so many things
Mordy9
Dongskanker
toolongofanametoputhere
1stSgt's never smile
ShavedMyBallz4This
Military Plank!
TheDiabeticHeretic
His posture has improved since enlisting with the armed forces.
Anamethatwasntused
DoctorDanielJackson
That's a lot of scalps.
LivingCactus
paulpounder
SirJamesfree
yeah plank was never the same after that war
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
Without the constant strain of combat, his life fell flat and he just became board.
CmfMttnPpl
Which asshole forgot his gun and had to carry this around?
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
With just a bit more effort you could have totally nailed this.
Nadyanilo
I found a Live Youtube Channel that plays Ed Edd n Eddy 24/7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGfGxaMvOAs
Lostinspace56
Urgh... yes ..
felexe1
When did he join the army?
aishaestel5
The drill sergeants couldn't break him.
VitusApollo
Should've brought an Axe Sergeant, or have him see CPT Saw.
QuazMasta
Plank win every time
OccamsShavingCream
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PetalsInTheWind
His holes came pre-drilled
Sbotkin
That's why they use a drill.
dennisprager
1sgt plank drafted for the up coming world war 3 2018
tomasztyka
What happened to Jonny?
AndersCalrissian
When's he coming home? we worry
Bebert1932
He got his gun
jspankmonkey
Who do you think is holding him.
Enemabandit
MIA
SPCFlack141
Possible KIA
Tikityler
Spartans don't die... they just go Missing in Action.
PrehistoricPlesiosaurus
Kankered In Action.
tomasztyka
Damn Kanker Sisters...
SPCFlack141
Flilies spread disease, so keep yours up.
LordChappers
In a shocking plot-twist Jonny turned out to be Plank's imaginary friend.
ScariestOfButts
TomSka made a similar sketch recently.
LordChappers
*sorry, 1st Sergeant Plank.
Lazzarwolf
BRUH
JstAnothrLurkr
Whoa
OhManSomethingWentWrongAgain
He buzzed off.
NotACanadian
He enlisted alongside him.
exonx
Don't ask, don't tell
buttcreambandit
He was an old sailor buddy and if you went through what we did you wouldn’t ask
MyEssenceHasNoLabel
When Johnny comes marching home again, He's Gay... He's Gay!
FussyZeus
Plank doesn't talk about it. Plank doesn't talk about much these days.
ForgivingCat
The separated.
avi8tor
Lt. Dan got legs !
GomezAtTheDebOfNight
9/11. Its why Plank enlisted
Titsonthewing
A doeful damsel I heard cry, Johnny, l hardly knew ya.
walruspower
Guns and drums, and guns and drums harooo
frankdiablo956
Killed in Iraq...
kojenk
He was in one of those videos
sneakydickbutt
He didn’t make, we took heavy fire.
Flodder450
got his gun.
ThatsNotMyPenisPump
@Lukieus Giving credit where credit is due. This is oc that's been up barely half a day and you already stole it, seriously?
Elmo18782
From a US Amry serviceman no doubt. Pathetic.