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King Tutankhamun
St. Paul the Apostle
King Philip II of Macedon
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Johann Sebastian Bach
Robert the Bruce (may have had leprosy although other diseases have been suggested)
Dante Alighieri
Homo Rhodesiensis
American Civil War soldier who drowned when his ironclad sank.
King Henri IV of France
Copernicus
Queen Nefertiti
King Richard III
Maximilien Robespierre
Simon Bolivar
George Washington
A Plymouth woman who died at Jamestown
Otzi the Iceman
Rameses II, Pharaoh of Egypt
Pocahontas
Anne Boleyn (wowza!)
VielSpass
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was 1.626 m tall; Elijah Wood same, see
doppelgänger!
aray485
I could go for many many more dumps like this.
ialwaysupvotestevebuscemi
TIL King Henri IV of France is Robin Williams.
TheKraken51
Otzi looks like he is about to fix the fuck out of my car.
OxKLove
#4 is Lip Gallagher
buttonsmontebello
George Washington. Is. Adorable.
samsonguy920
Just don't ask him to throw a party.
onepinksheep
Just wait until he smiles.
thespermdumpster
why call that black guy a homo though
SoulofWinter
#13 lord farquaad
HardOfHearingLeopard
This one looks more like him to me
TeamOneE
Yes!
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
SirFeatherbottom
Jeager7
Same
tractorist
Because some believe that Farquaad was modeled after the king.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
First thing that went through my mind
WhatAPervert
#3 my lord! (Probably what's under the mask)
ByeBuzz
He huffed and he puffed, and he signed the eviction notice.
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
TheRicM
#4 Tom Hanks
osilvers
Yes!!
gega33
More like Lip from Shameless
JSteady331
That was my FIRST thought. The hair....The face...Everything!!!
telkhines
Could also be Ina Garten
TemporaryUzername
#5 there's a fucking bust statue made by a master sculptor... why does it need to be recreated into something else?
TheRealOnstar
Wax museums.
TemporaryUzername
i said "something else"... look at the differences between the two.
KnightofMalta
I'd party with Otzi.
Pinklaqueredskies
American civil war soldier who died when his ironclad sank is a bae.
krisonatower
Wolfgang is Lip from Shameless
Halfsharkhalfbee
Absolutely
darthporg
I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that
dothrakira
holy shit
IAmSamSepiolYouShouldLookMeUp
Tut= Barbara Streisand, Mozart = Elijah Wood
lelisabethv
Anne Boleyn is the one person I'd meet when asked that dead or alive question. She is such an intriguing historical figure.
groveldog
So sad going to the chapel at the Tower of London, and the Yeoman guide told us she was buried there, under the stone.
Ilovehamandpineapplepizza
Agreed! Her and her daughter are my favorite historical figures
silentdeath84
What's the daughters name?
ILoveFireEmblem
Queen Elizabeth I
Jackthebodiless
Copernicus
smigylicious
Yes! Totally thought this!!
TeamOneE
RIP
nefariousbig
EXACTLY what I was thinking
Doober12082
I found it ironic he died so close to his GoT character.
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Wait. What happened to your body?
KungFugazi
Great post, but Pocahontas is just a still from movie with Colin Farrell. The actress is I THINK, a Canadian native.
4thBillyGoatGruff
Pocahontas’s real name was Matoaka, Pocahontas literally means “Little Whore”.
NotTheManhattenProject
Yeah, that's Q'orianka Kilcher from The New World.
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
Loved that movie.
RegurgitatedCumBubble
I was in that movie with her (The New World). She's actually Quechua from Peru, she was raised in Hawaii.
davidbowieeyes
& half Swiss
xBenoitBallsx
Her face would have been scarred from disease if I remember correctly.
pandro
also, she would have been American Indian. Disney "decided" not to go with a real Amerind look, instead "blending 19 different races."
pandro
The result included a nose smaller than Jasmine's of Aladdin. Depending on the tribe, this is darn unlikely.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Pocahontas, according to period portraits, was kinda ugly. Kinda like this statue of the lady: http://imgur.com/RlrWkYD
loveplusultra
Noice
Laikoku
ParaBailarLaBamba
You made me laugh so hard haha thank you!
dinglehopper5440
A Plymouth woman from Jamestown isn't right. Two different settlements. I doubt a puritan from Plymouth would go near the Virginians
dingofdong
Do you not think that they might have meant Plymouth, UK?
dinglehopper5440
Sure, plenty of ships sailed from there to the new world. But that this particular woman was from there is speculation.
dinglehopper5440
Especially if no one knew her real name it's hard to guess where she specifically came from
kollette88
Said she died there, not that she was from there. Could have been there for a number of reasons.
dinglehopper5440
It's a digital reconstruction of "jane" a girl who died during the starving time around 1610... Plymouth was founded in 1620.
gotalgo
Damn at that civil war soldier tho
sambekal
I know.
LanieCakes
Mmhmmmmmm.
mossysabertoothtiger
Homo Rhodesiensis is not a "Rhodesian man". It's a 300,000 year old extinct early human ancestor
mossysabertoothtiger
The meme is from a white supremacist website so its probably not "reconstructed" anything either
AlaSnackbar
Really? Sauce?
ghostlight
"Rhodesian man" is the common name for Homo Rhodesiensis, because that's where it was found and what the Latin name means.
MmmmMickeyTankBank
Damn Jamestown. Show me some of that sweet sweet forearm...
break7nine
TIL Mozart looks like Data.
cuntation
I thought so too!
dema1985
Martin Platt from Coronation Street - http://rsvpmagazine.ie/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/MartinPlatt.jpg
FlysaMinelly
Same!
MyFavoritesAreNice
I feel a lot of these don't look right, they feel off. But what do I know.
KikiLovesBacon
A lot of them have an off factor. The George Washington one is pretty damn good though
sammysimplicity
You're probably getting that uncanny valley feeling. I definitely felt weird looking at some of them too.
therealgrennhald
So Robespierre looked like the monster that he was...
jeandolly
That is what I thought, the only one who really looks like an asshole...
ilikeboatsbecauseboatsarecool
Trypophobia
KarlaAnne
Immediate gag response. WHY WAS IT NECESSARY TO MAKE THE BAD SPOTS. Uuuugh
samsonguy920
Acne scars can be a hell of a thing
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samsonguy920
Those, too.
BB8fersure
Actually # 20 is actress Q'orianka Kilcher. She is of native Quecha(Peru) and German descent. She played Pocahontas in a movie.
Cheomesh
Ahhhh I just posted I was sure that was from the "The New World" film.
vanillamilfshake
She kinda looks like Jennifer Lopez
JizzRag
Hennifa Lopez? Tacos y Burritos?
vanillamilfshake
Said it like that in my head when writing it hahah
vanillamilfshake
Said it like that in my head when writing it hahah
fantanaranja
Simon Bollivar is incorrect. crude attempt by chavista government to remake his features to appear more mulato. Bolivar was aristocrat
fantomarko
Thank you! This portrait was deemed inaccurate by the national assembly.
strazak
1/2 thank you! this is supposedly the most accurate portrait of Bolívar, https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYSBqiiWcAAunc3.jpg
fantanaranja
Correct, I believe he said so himself...guy was badass
strazak
2/2 the portrait was made by "José Gil de Castro" in 1825
LarvaLamp
Dude looks like he's full of dad jokes.
CorkTrader
I'm not sure what you mean, he looks pretty white to me
Cyranojoe
Looks white to me, but I *think* his chin is a bit rounder + larger, & the upper lip extended compared to "whiteness"? I know nada tho...
Cyranojoe
Ah, this helps - https://bolivarvive.wordpress.com/ - tho it reads as opinionated in one direction, it gives a good sense of the objections.
Chesticle
King Henry the I'VE clearly Robin Williams.
Chesticle
Damn auto correct
NowThatsWhatICallImages
I saw this too! Thanks for confirm.
KapnKerf
I thought he actually looked a bit like Brent Spiner (Data, from Star Trek).
PlatypusShankie
Maybe a mix of the two, because I see both for sure!
DrKolossal
Suuuch a friendly face
xmaneds
makemesmilerightnow
I knew I wasn't the only one thinking that!
MrChzbrgr
Beat me to it!
emtionallyautistic
I'm glad someone else saw and thought the same thing. It's not identical but it's similar certainly
LullabyJones
Mozart is surprisingly more attractive than I assumed he'd be.
SmellOfMonkey
Looks a bit like a young Billy Joel
Steylor
Mozart? You mean Tom Hanks, right?
Johnthebadger
Looks like Tom Hanks mixed with Steve Buscemi.
Petrichor6
He looks like a young Martin Short!
supraman2turbo
But I can imagine him having that high pitched laugh that was done in Amadeus
tallerthanmost
Looks like Lip from Shameless!
plusoneagainstblondes
Completely agree. Logged in just to say this, haha.
Halfsharkhalfbee
First thing I thought too! Both cute!
Olderandsmarter
Otzi looks like Kris Kristofferson
hydrosandwich
Or...
peterjamesbond
Exactly!
kidswat
#4 Go home, Sam
UncomfortableAnswers
SHARE THE LOAD
sublime29
Looks like lip from shameless.
davidbowieeyes
LarvaLamp
Yep.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Anne Boleyn was so good looking it went to her head, apparently. King Henry VIII had a solution, though.
dogpile
She's the red woman.
Nabashin
Dat history joke.
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
Putting my college degree to use, finally!
KamalaKhan
She was actually considered quite plain looking but sharp of wit.
qtip1342
Yeah that's what I thought as well however standards of beauty were different back then
allthenamesareregisted
WhatAPervert
What was it?
doggofarts
He beheaded her. Haha.
666centsally
And thus began a new tradition!
TheTittyLicker
Removal of said head?
GuacamoleMoleMolester
https://media.giphy.com/media/7rjXLV57vleQ8/giphy.gif
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
To have Natalie Dormer play her in the Showtime series "The Tudors." It was an odd plan, but it worked out.
gregorclegane
Cos of the tits :)
Nabashin
Oh my yes.
YouThinkThatsBad
And the other Natalie play her in a terrible book adaptation of the Other Boleyn Girl.
nightmaretaco89
Anne was described as having thin "smirking" lips historically. I find Natalie to have pulled that off better than this pic.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Since all I know about Ann Bolin is that she was hot as fuck, I support that casting decision.
SonicBoomYourFamily
Ah yes. That smirking whore from Highgarden.
ilgar
Smirking whore of Calais