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We made a thing
The Mrs and I made a thing!
Mar 13, 2016 1:22 AM
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The Mrs and I made a thing!
boozyrocks
Imgur is the New Facebook timeline
Myluy
A very precious thing, congratulation :)
Janeator
I didn't come to imgur thinking it would be facebook...
TotorosWhiskers
Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me
SanKa13
This is not facebook
gad885
There's something wrong with that puppy
thegelatoking
Stop the thing. A baby. You made a baby!
Jhay2727
http://imgur.com/FZk9zB5
shoe47
OMG, that's like literally what everyone does.
OhLordNotAgain
Awww...Congrats on your thing! Just simply beautiful!!!
rezpawner
Yeah, great. I really don't get to see enough of god damn baby pictures in my facebook feed. I'm so glad you decided to put this here.
shouldmakesense
you seem like a delight
rainwillwashawayeverything
http://imgur.com/YyHmrJq congrats OP :)
SlutForLasagna
OP delivered.
Yourfriendlew
love babies.
Transit98
Congratulations, does her husband know?
itsPixie
Congrats!
tybrosion
Fuck you, I come to imgur to get away from this shit. Congratulations, you did what you're literally made to do.
shouldmakesense
you do know that literally nothing on imgur is original and that your opinion does not reflect the rest
boxotron
Wow, you are the first people to ever have a child. Congratulations.
blongwell
You literally have to be disabled to not be able to do this. Not an achievement to boast about.
shouldmakesense
luckily that is not for you to decide
thrael
Big strong hands..
PianoMan2112
Little purple hands! Kid, you're unplugged now, you have to remember to keep breathing!
thrael
The blood must flow strong into the future big hands.. much creation of strength..
menspiration
And a beautiful thing it is!
Zippla
Extreme DIY
upp3
Is it extreme when basically everyone does that?
Zippla
I'm still trying to figure out how to melt the crayons
upp3
I feel like there is some innuendo going on
Zippla
It was a pinteresting reference
ash1k1
Well, do us all a favour, don't be that couple that post pictures of their baby on Facebook 24/7. Thanks and congrats.
hilhas1
Or do. It's your FB account.
shouldmakesense
there is this amazing feature on fb that lets you unfollow people's posts. nifty
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
I didn't think it'd be an unpopular opinion that I love seeing pictures of peoples' babies. Babies are super cool. And hilarious.
DogtorRay
Seeing pictures of people's babies and pets is like 89% of the reason I use any social media. Cute without the poop.
MyMiddleNameIsAllen
I'm taking care of my nephews right now. 6 and 11. The poop phase is over, thank god.
DogtorRay
I bet they're still pretty cute! Have fun with them :)
thundershocknow
I was due two days ago. What did you do to make the thing come out?
jwardnw
Acupuncture! Seriously, it works. I did it and baby was born <24hrs later.
thatonemom
Had my membranes ruptured by my doctor. Delivered later that night.
jyhwkntx
watched an episode of Louis ck and he banged a pregnant chick carrying a baby for two lesbians. her water broke. lesbo got mad saying he (1)
jyhwkntx
jizzed on the baby (2)
waela
Get a foot massage. Seriously.
slambiero
3/12/16. Dye date was the 18th tho
thatonemom
Had my baby boy the 11th! His due date was the 17 :)
NoodleyLove
Sex.
MistyNoble
Let the baby cook for as long as it needs to. Lol I tried EVERYTHING! Ended up getting diagnosed with preeclampsia a week before I was due
MistyNoble
They had to induce me slowly for 3 days. It was hell.
thundershocknow
That is terrifying.
MistyNoble
I was borderline preeclampsia for like 15 weeks but they never were too worried. I was so mad because I didn't want to be induced at all.1/2
MistyNoble
But my last checkup before my due date i had crazy high blood pressure and couldn't walk because of my swelling. I was happy almost.