Marmots want your car and your life

Dec 5, 2017 7:40 AM

If you ever wander to the Sequoia National Park, you will deal with these squirrelly marmots

They are cute, but they love to chew through your engine, they love the sweet sweet taste of coolant(and your flesh). Especially if you are in the mineral king area. You basically have to make a diaper(use a large tarp and ropes, to protect any entrance to your engine) for your car if you don’t want to spend over $500 to get it towed. (Little conniving bastards)

Little adorable fucker

But mineral king is probably the most beautiful place you will ever go.

Like...oh my god...seriously. Worth the 1000+ elevation gain at a fucking starting point of 9000 feet(you get delirious @ 12000 ft without proper marmot consumption).

The hills are alive......with marmot consumption (bbq, traditionally roasted, your choice)

All in all this is a man eat marmot scenario, either marmots will eat your shit, unless you eat them. (See their little hands..we must destroy them as we did the Neanderthals , no mercy) So, enjoy the eastern sierras! Full of plentiful altitudes and adorable marmot meat!

Isn't coolant super poisonous? I know it's supposed to taste really sweet, but wouldn't all those lil gopher guys be ded everywhere?

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Alan, Alan, Alan, Al.... Alan. Steve, Steve, Steve...

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Steve...

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Is that purple loosestrife?

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No. But it is purple, so you were half right.

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How does a TARP protect against something that can CHEW YOUR ENGINE...

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Like this

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