Then I stare helplessly until I can find someone to translate
Dammit.
How many birthdays does he have??
If I can take one of these out of the wrapper without breaking it, imagine how well I'd handle your heart girl.
The forest is always watching
Happy Easter!
My favorite Disney Princess, Taco Belle
The laundromat in my town.
Cats man
Jesus saves!... your parking space!
My love, my light....
Threw up a little in my mouth..
well dang it.
Hello Kitty makes her own alcohol? When will it end!
I was looking for wifi in the parking lot at school. He was just a space over from me.