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TerribleBot
"Dear friend, I'm not going to have sex on the first nigh." - "No problem, let's do it in the afternoon"
bollincrown
How the hell did you get a video from 1949 into a gif??
password1234
This girl is adorable. Why don't women dress like this anymore??
tarataqa
obligatory "she wants the D"
angelajaine
In case anyone else was wondering how to go on a date... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxBOSdl-b54
davinkane
Is it weird that I can hear her old fashion accent? I need a bottle of pop.
IsayHumourWithaU
There's something Taylor Swifty about her face which somehow negates all her words...
margethemouse
It's funny how you can tell when this is from by the body language alone.
DevoutSkeptic
These days dating has been reduced to immense intakes of alcohol and sex...
moorec3
I dont like expensive dates. Makes me feel bad at the end if I didn't have a good time lol. But no, for real, I am fine with a picnic.
donttouchmepls
Mine and my husband's first date consisted of him stealing my rum and coke and me whacking him with a rolled up newspaper.
VeServino993
Does it mean she fucks on the first date ?
theoriginaled
women: lying about money since the 1940s
plethora
On the first date with my fiance, we had Irish car bombs (the drink) at the zoo. Now we're trying to get those flavors for our wedding cake!
mav291
from which movie is this please?
TheCrookedStep
If you're still interested http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxBOSdl-b54
mav291
thanks so much!:)
homegrownivy
Who is this woman? She is beautiful!
dragenn
She right!!!! CREDIT CARD
DingusKhan
My wife and I spent our first date hiking in a state park and a state natural area.
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
Well it must have been really easy to get that date... you know, since she was your wife.
imnotsickbutimnotwell
For a second I thought this said skate park. Completely different date!
AwesomestPhlebotomist
Were you friends beforehand? That's quite brave to hike into the woods with a man you don't know for s first date if not lol
DingusKhan
http://imgur.com/Cn9Nv5J Also, yes, we were friends first.
AwesomestPhlebotomist
Hahahaha thanks.
DingusKhan
http://www.jeffraflik.com/parfreys.glen.070207.jpg
bearinwolfsfur
i'd sweat too much and stink up the place.
SenorSeniorSr
Guys, listen to 1949 by Mallory Knox. It's the best love song I've ever heard, real talk!
giraffinator
This is usually my technique since I'm usually broke 8) Once ice-cream is involved everyone is happy
Jomangor
Anyone find the original video?
TheCrookedStep
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxBOSdl-b54 :)
SuperDuperRobotShocker
LIES
Horus175
I love how she's not even looking at the camera when she says that part.
COVCREO
such a pretty wholesome looking girl.
JoshMatos
That's how you know she's a FREAK.
heyitstheUpvoteFairy
So, where could I find one of these, 1949s?
somethingsomethingbacon
Florida
IdalLiddick9
This girl looks reallllllly young. Maybe it's just me.
DeadyBearr
She's prolly 16
m5vf
well this was filmed 71 years ago i’m sure she looks much different now
MistressOfDisaster
...or any money for that matter. Sometimes, a nice walk is a great way to get to know one another.
SpiderPigDoesWhateverASpiderPigDoes
I'd prefer a good old fashioned lickaroo.
TheZakarius
http://imgur.com/IpTHX
WillOneDayGetSlothTattoo
Totally! The older I get, the more I understand how people fell in love while walking all the time in Jane Austen books.
FunnyGirlAlex
or an awesome lightsaber fight in the backyard >:D that was one of my first dates
DrWhoodles
Parks - Nature's Foreplay
kungfuman
Definitely my second-favorite way to end a date.
ninjaguava
MST3K Dating advice? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVytXppIFw0
MistressOfDisaster
"With each dial, he comes closer and closer to the most humiliating moment of his life." I love it!
wackjack
Sometimes the best.
RudeDudeInABadMood
Love walking. Walked in the rain with a girl once, it was poignant.
RaidersOfTheLostArse
"I'm tired, my feet hurt, I'm cold, I wanna go back inside, I'm hungry" is usually how my walks end up...
jore00001
Either shorter walks, or better crop of females as InVerum said..other than that, I dunno >.>
RaidersOfTheLostArse
I AM FEMALE! I just like being indoors. Hence, imgur. :P
jore00001
Didn't expect that.. so the rumours are true. Women ARE on the internet :O ..And indoors is great, but I love sunshine while walking ^-^
RaidersOfTheLostArse
Shush, don't let the men folk know. Or it'l be all TITS OR GTFO on here.
CallMeInV
You need to find a better crop of females. May I direct you to Canada.
RaidersOfTheLostArse
I am of the lady-kin. I'm just like being indoors/warm.
CallMeInV
Oh you are the one complaining... Huh. Why is it women are always fucking cold...
RaidersOfTheLostArse
I NEED TO MAKE A NEST FOR MY FUTURE CHILDREN! I'm usually the one with warm hands but I like to keep it that way.
Aaaargh
You could say the same for a good old-fashioned ass-fuck.
feelsgrl
Just a date w/ my husband where he doesn't screw up... that would be awesome.
angur
I feel ya...
feelsgrl
1/3 The last "date" we had, he didn't plan anything (his turn to plan). We were supposed to go to a Gun and Knife show (which I enjoy), out
OhChocolate
Thanks for posting this on Imgur and making your husband look like a douche in public. Keepin it classy.
feelsgrl
And thank you for being the first person to try to make someone feel like an ass for sharing on Imgur. They asked, I explained.
OhChocolate
You aired your dirty laundry in public, then act repulsed when someone points out the smell. Take responsibility.
feelsgrl
(1)I'm not repulsed. If I were repulsed I probably would've said, "Ewwww!" And I do take responsibility, I'm just saying, there was a better
feelsgrl
2/3 to eat, and then to a movie. We got to the Gun and Knife show late and then spent 3.5 hours there... I was not happy. Hinted and then
feelsgrl
3/3 said that I was not happy w/ this and then he drove us to pick up our 10 mo. son cuz he thought he couldn't make it better. Didn't try.
ILikeTuhdles
did i just witness a divorce?
feelsgrl
Not yet...
HeyOP
You witnessed the slow process of a woman stripping another man's self esteem away.
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Cause sex with me is for free. Oh god, I'm so lonely.
secretskeepfriends
fuck Cersei!
df118
There there Zapp
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Wanna share some cham-paggin with me?
tiddleywinks
I laughed because all it took was a look at your username to know it was true ;) Easy there Robert!
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
I'd like to think of myself as more of a Renly...if you catch my drift. http://imgur.com/N3yjUHD
IDidJust
ikr? I'm tryin to find a imgurian girl to have er..experiences with. at least 20, at most 25. Hope you don't mind tall..I'm 6'5".
IDidJust
As a side note..I live in Northern Virginia.
Blueberrybanana
Game...of...Thrones.
PinkDalek
Tall is fine. Just more of you to climb. :)
IlIIllIIl
I read your name as "coming to defend the well". It was funny.
pbird
That's the perfect height (fyi, I'm not a guy)
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Well hello there... From the future!
pbird
Wow! Talk about a throwback ????
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Welcome!... To the land of tomorrrooowwwwww!
OptimusPrimeLeaderoftheAutobots
in all seriousness do you mind shorter guys? i mean i assume youd have to just because above 6'5 is rare, but i am curious
IDidJust
I'm bi, but this time around I wanna look for a girl.
OptimusPrimeLeaderoftheAutobots
whoops, read the comment wrong.
VictorKiloSierra
Shorter guys? He's looking for a girl :/
OptimusPrimeLeaderoftheAutobots
whoops, read the comment wrong.
red4182
http://imgur.com/AoyAVbh
Nandabun
Sure did get awkward, didn't it.
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KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Men...tell me about it.
JamWaffles
You won't be one day: http://imgur-dating.com/
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
OH shit. I can't wait.
Sticklebrickk
With a name like that, I can think of a few reasons why
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Nerds! I knew there was something wrong with me!
strawberryabbey
I upvoted firstly because of your username; well-picked, your grace. Then I read the comment; well-played.
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Thank you! Now name any Great Houses that have offended you and I'll go to war for you!
strawberryabbey
Well, well, just smack my arse and call me Lyanna Stark, why don't you?
iamkatiee
That's okay. I play the DJ everynight.
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Man's greatest treasure.
NedStark
I like your name, mate.
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Lord Stark!
NedStark
King Robert! You're looking well.
trivialfate
That username...
ijuststoleaponchofromawoodenindian
i'll have sex with you :)
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
What about me?? I'm from the future
InfernoTerra
- sings- cuz even if you are broke my love don't cost a thingggg.
carbon419
I laughed out loud to this, then sulked away knowing I am in the same situation.
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
I think @Youtrytocomeupwithawittyname, you, and I should start a club. The Three Sexless Amigos. TSA for short.
carbon419
Count me in. We could travel the globe wanting to win over girls, but in the end just slink away. lol
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Done. Shall we seal in jizz? Or, I mean, just blood since we won't be getting anything at all?
carbon419
Blood oath is always acceptable.
oatsandbows
Excuse me, can a lady join in pretty please? I promise lots of baked goods.
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Me too from the future :(
LooseCannonSpock
You're not only lonely guy on imgur, my good chum. On imgur, we are one of the largest tribes.
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
When everyone knows you, it's hard to think that anyone actually knows you at all.
eyeiswhateyeis
hahahaah
MrWolfwood
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhve8_team-america-i-m-so-ronery_fun#.UbqKXUbTmZM So Ronery.
ChocolateIsDelicious
If it helps, I feel your pain as if it's my own because it is my own. Gonna go to a corner and cry now...
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Don't feel so bad; at least we got each other!. Please see my reply to @carbon419 above! You in? Maybe just the tip?
ChocolateIsDelicious
Just the tip? I have no tip to use, should I feel even more lonelier now? Oh god, this is depressing. But I want to be in!
kungfuman
There there, maybe a similarly-starved imgurian lady will read this and indulge you.
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
While that news does comfort me, it couldn't help me much since I'm a gay male Imgurian, a Gimgurian?
IrishBarBalm
http://imgur.com/uXIP8zk.gif
KingoftheAndalsthe1stMenLordofthe7KingdomsProtectoroftheRealm
Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go...You want the rest of the cham-paggin?
LooseCannonSpock
It's pronounced 'cham-pain'.
TheSkeksis
LOOSE CANNON!
LooseCannonSpock
'sup, my kling
littleadoabouteverythingorsomething
sham-pain, actually.
aselfdefeatingattitude
Taylor Swift is way older than I thought.
EmilyMiner
The creepy thing is I read it in her voice, and didn't realize it til I saw this comment...
MeSoMerry
I saw this stuffed giraffe that looked JUST like her one time!
RelishTodayKetchupTomorrow
I see a spot on Anna Kendrick.
s7oic
Good call.
bornsexay
thank you i knew i wasnt the only one that thought she looked like t-swift
cottonb
I see the resemblance but I must say, this girl is far prettier to me.
irrelpehant
A part of me is mildly dissappointed when someone beats me to a comment. Then I think, "at least I'm not alone," and its all ok.
prettya
That was my second thought after 'Taylor Swift' too