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Fuck allergy testing
SO ITCHY
@zthreed made this magical creation
http://i.imgur.com/uvzcZbG.jpg
and how it was made! so totally awesome
http://imgur.com/iCWWvT2
"We're just going to inject you with a needle of the things you're most allergic to"
And we'll make sure it's under your skin so you can't ever itch it
JESUS FUCK WHY
SOMEONE SEND A BACKSCRATCHER
twocatsonebox
It looks like you're allergic to the left side of your body. Sorry @OP, gonna have to amputate.
Whitetiger7654
I'm also allergic to the entire world.
secondtalon
They couldn't measure my brother in law's as they had all swollen together into one large mass. For allergies they just wrote Yes.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Hahaha ah that's good
pentameter
Hive been in your shoes
Multitrak
Me too, huge giant hives all over my body
TypicalPalmTree
51 seemed to fuck you up especially...
PungentCrotchSweat
That was the arsenic one... or cats. Same things.
Thepizzasboy
If you're allergic to black markers why would you let people put dots on your back
phoenixsphinx
one question: is there something you are not allergic against?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
cockroaches (for real i was tested for that)
ninmonkey
If you don't, you could end up as roommates not knowing he's the problem.
phoenixsphinx
there you go. Your new pets....
Badabing1967
these test are good - but it's not so hard as it looks - not everything reacting must be allergic in real life. had this test too - 1/
Badabing1967
i looked alike after it - but not everything reacting in the test gave me problems after that. But after a while it start to change 2/
Badabing1967
one year i was allergic to birch, then to cottonwood or grass. I was tested in my 20s - now i'm 49 and only have some problems with 3/
Badabing1967
bright light (sun) in spring / early summer - my eyes just don't like it and i have to wear sunglasses. Everything else is gone.
timbazi
that's a lot of things you're allergic to. I'm allergic to a lot of things too.. wanna be allergy buddies?
LunaTheCat
Can I be an allergy buddy? Dogs, cats, feathers, ragweed, dust mites, etc
SomeGeographer
Fellow allergy buddy? I can't be in the same room with dogs or cats. Also everything in the outside world will kill me.
HereInDuckburg
Im allergic to cats, dogs, rabbits, horses and cockroachew
SomeGeographer
We can all be miserable together.
TOGTNK
I could also be an allergy buddy. I'm allergic to dust, a good portion of mold, all of the trees, grasses, and weeds.
HereInDuckburg
Ditto, and also all nuts, peanuts, cats, dogs, rabbits, horses and cockroaches
YourBasicWhiteGirl
YES LETS START A GROUP AND DESTROY ALL ALLERGENS
enybi
As long as we consider children an allergen I'm down with this.
TOGTNK
YEAH! SET FIRE TO THE WORLD! Oh wait, that wouldn't be good for me either. Asthma. I'm screwed either way...
YourBasicWhiteGirl
We are both allergy and asthma twins
TOGTNK
Yay?
Calclance
51 was a bad one
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Dust mites
Cosmicvonbunbun
I can relate OP .. Dust mites are my #1 worst enemy as well.
Levistras
Dust mites, cochroaches and cats were mine.
AnonsAndMinions
That's a nice back ma'am! (Total non-creepere, just pointing it out). Sorry about the allergies, best of luck not dying!
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Thank you!
Justapartofyourimagination
OH god. Can you even go outside?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
yes but not to breathe
Justapartofyourimagination
So... you can't even?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
i. can't. even. *she said as she took sips of her double soy extra froth and sass starcucks crappachino*
Justapartofyourimagination
So BASIClly. You are telling me you're an extreme white girl. Do you own uggs?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
tree fifty pair.
guavamole
I had to get alergy tested, it takes forever.. at least yours are not that bad.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
WILLING TO PAY FOR A BACKSCRATCHER
Celebrimbor
OP, I've done this twice and they wouldn't even met me TOUCH my back at all to scratch it. I had to have someone fan my back with a magazine
raginglolz
Well since you seem like you really need it, I guess I can take one for the team and scratch that sexy back.
nylok
Did they not give you any epinephrine after??
Cyclopentadien
I scratch your itch if you scratch mine. Seriously, my right shoulder blade itches and I busted my left arm yesterday. It's hell.
funkwumasta
If the testing is over, you could probably pop some anti-histamines and apply topical hydrocortisone to help with the itching and swelling.
nagrid
impotence
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. But really, you have a nice and toned back.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
even covered in welps? thank you!!
impotence
Indeed. Dimples in the lower back :3
JaxAndHisLampPost
Welts* . Welps are little dragons from Warcraft lore.
JaxAndHisLampPost
But apparently welp is also correct, carry on.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
TIL i would prefer welps
PobesneliMrmot
Yeah, you gonna pay alright, with scratching tax. I had the same thing done few years back. Good luck. What are the allergens?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Literally everything outside that exists from the ground to the sky minus cockroaches and water. How they test for cockroaches scares me
PobesneliMrmot
You really dont want to know :) So, good luck with lifetime antihistaminic drug use! But, it may all just disappear at one moment. I was 1/2
masonberserker
Allergies are so random! I was allergic to aloe vera for all of high school and then the allergy just disappeared.
PobesneliMrmot
allergic to house dust and deadly allergic to penicillin. Both are gone now. Just try to be as active as possible 2/2
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
I've done that before. I'm pretty much allergic to everything. Luckily I take the allergy shots they provide...
YourBasicWhiteGirl
do they work for you? ive head a lot of pros and cons
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
They work quite well. The only downside is it makes your upper arm quite tender, so make sure you warn people about it if you do it...
YourBasicWhiteGirl
right. tell people not to punch me. thanks!
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Well, I mean, it's kinda tender to the touch... Nothing an ice pack can fix though...
YourBasicWhiteGirl
ill keep that in mind :)
Stronghans
"Hmm... B-51." "Hit, you sank my immune system"
MayoFetish
allergy welts aside, you've got a sexy back.
Kharv
I concur. My first thought actually lol
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Thank you sir mayofetish
CanUweldOil
Dim dimples doe
erischilde
are you allergic to mayo?
keioto
She'll have to get some on her back to find out...
YourBasicWhiteGirl
HA!
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Hell no gimme dat mayo
erischilde
How's your back today?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Much better thank you! My arm is just tender from the shots
Lainncli
Gurl you basic af, you ain't getting no mayo
TheGopherIsADouchebag
Get well soon OP! Still itching?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Still itching! I know when it's time to take a Benadryl again by the level of itchiness
OrganizedRage
I think it's awesome that you're replying to pretty much everyone! You're a good person and that makes me happy!
YourBasicWhiteGirl
You're awesome too! First time front page, gotta give credit to those who got me here
OrganizedRage
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you're feeling better! I might have to go through that at some point. :(
YourBasicWhiteGirl
It's really better to know. Not the end of the world, just severe itchies for a while but if you have familysize of Benadryl after your good
OrganizedRage
You need a back scratching post to rub your back on like a bear! Haha That helps every time.
OrganizedRage
How are you feeling today?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Much better thank you
Anthraxwastaken
Hey at least you can use that, I've got a condition that makes standard allergy testing useless, I need to draw blood.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
had to draw blood too!
Anthraxwastaken
Aw shit, never mind than.
nylok
What's the condition, if you don't mind my asking?
Anthraxwastaken
I'm hyper-reactive, basically just poking my skin will show as a reaction, creating a bunch of false positives.
Anthraxwastaken
I should add it's most people call it anger back syndrome, I guess.
VVeeFroggy
Weirdest tattoo I've ever seen.
donnathedead
My coworker had this done and his whole back broke out in hives. Turned out he was allergic to the sharpie they used.
MasterBuilderWookie
A7 - you sunk my immune system
JorelJ
You got a Sexy back
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Thank you :)
9678904
Sorry for the situation, I've never seen anything like this. Sounds like others here have had it too. Sympathies. Would scratch again AAA1++
9678904
Yeah, it's the only thing that kept distracting me from the true point of this post. But, then again, 'basic white girls' are my type.
Sammyv17
(yeah!)
PunkyPhoenicopterus
I had to have that test. After 7 years of misdiagnosis, turns out I'm allergic to a preservative that's in shampoo, moisturiser, makeup etc.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
It's nice to know that though
PunkyPhoenicopterus
Yeah, finally! Just means I have to read the ingredients of everything before I buy it.
rockbottomtopshelf
yo I had this done...like 55 mosquito bites you can't scratch. the docs came back in and were like 'looks like ur allergic to everything"
Andreabigfoot
As a kid I had this done twice to the inside of both my arms, anytime I so much as looked at them my mom would yell at me not to scratch
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Yeah I'm like no fucking shit doc help me now plz
TypicalITGuy
I'm no doctor, @OP, but it looks like you're allergic to black dots.
ProjectGr0wnup
Black dots matter
pizza123wasalreadytaken
Im no doctor, but Im vegan.
BeerBatteredandBold
Ruthless yet astute observation, I do believe you will make a fine practitioner my good sir!
Itdo
Or numbers.
lilpinkelephants
all i want to do is play connect the dots now...
bishopmuzorewa
Or needles
YourBasicWhiteGirl
All 84 of them
Fachera
Are you sure you are not allergic to a component of the tests besides the allergen?
WernerBrahsRecords
Like needles
AXEMAN137
I am so sorry
Badabing1967
Not everything will be a problem - like a bee sting - as long as the bee don't sting you, you don't have a problem. Some of them are 1/
Badabing1967
reacting just because they put them under the skin, some are reacting because your body is agitated, and some of them are real - 2/
Badabing1967
i can tell from my own experience. I looked like a streusel cake after the test. In my allergy pass are so many thing i never heard of 3/
Badabing1967
and some thing i don't care about (like camels) - the next camel is in a zoo 30km away. Other things like cats just didn't react in 4/
SushiPooper
What causes this, was it because of another substance that all the tests contained?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
what swells up, indicates what the skin is irritated by (2)
YourBasicWhiteGirl
its called a prick test, they take a small pointed thing, dip it in the oil of a list of allergens, and then scratch your skin with it (1)
SushiPooper
I was asking what causes everything to come up as positive
XFluerRocketson
Unisom is double strength benedryll at a fraction of the cost.
Varidin
http://www.amazon.com/Generic-Benadryl-Allergy-Diphenhydramine-Capsules/dp/B001X45QII
CassandraCurieux
Oh god I love Unisom. 60 count gel caps. Amazing!
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Really? I'll have to look thanks
XFluerRocketson
I've worked in pharmacies for the past few years. Both are diphenhydramine. Benedryll=25mg, unisom = 50 mg.
DreadPierateRoberts
I always see the unisom being more expensive
pineapplepuppy
So, if my friend has an allergic reaction, does Unisom work as fast as Benedryl?
MichaelScar
In high doses DPH is a super strong hallucinogen, stronger than acid
noyougofuckyourself
Does it knock you out?
XFluerRocketson
Unisom is a labeled as a sleep aid, soooo
noyougofuckyourself
So just like all of them. Allergies are not cool, not cool at all
Zippla
Did... did they do any tests on your front?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
oh yeah strangely they only continued on my large G cup breasts
IbraheemAzizi
Show please?
IbraheemAzizi
Me and all the other guys need proof.
AlexImguram
They were only B cups before the injections weren't they?
noyougofuckyourself
I like you, you saucy wench!
octopussua
I just want to know what you're allergic to.
BananaForScaIe
#4. Rest don't seem too bad. Likely cats.
Pengarr
Get this man a medical license immediately! STAT! And a parade.
FernandoCommando
You sir are funny. Keep it up.
Steffn
Also, her left side seems to be way more allergic to black dots than her right side.
iAmNature
Back when i was 3, in 1992, it was a lot worse. I had to get it done 3 times to get them all and it left my back looking like (1/2)
iAmNature
Deez Nuts (2/2)
benejoshbene
That was a brilliant joke
SlothArmy
Thats racist
BeerBatteredandBold
That's funny
Dramacian
Brilliant, allergic to ink. +1 most well deserved.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
How do you add a photo as a comment? I'll post the list of matching numbers for those interested
whalexis
we're waiting
ScroungeArounge
Looks like you set the high score for most of these. http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/banana1015.com/files/2012/03/Borat1-630x420.jpg
Paeve
Right click, copy image address
Slash12ab
For a second I thought you got the strangest tattoo I'd ever seen
cheeseguy3412
I hated this test. So many allergies, they couldn't tell what I was allergic to. My entire back swelled up.
decibelle15
Same. It was awful. The last time I went they did it on my arms and it was so much better. I recommend finding someone who does that.
FsImgur
That's an easy one. You're allergic to needles.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Arm test 1: box elder/cottonwood/elm tree. 2: mountain ceded tree 3: mix weeds 4: cats 5: mixed molds 6: ragweed
taylordorothy
Jesus OP, don't go near cats.
Quaxx
Lucky you, #47 is good ;)
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Imonthebrutesquad
Yikes! Really don't want to know how they came up with the cockroach and mite injections.
Iamtheonewhowatches
You're allergic to green too?
PicklsMasterson
That hot beef injection!
Tubathecenturion
Shit that's basically what mine looked like too! I know your pain and the self control.
AustinGT350
This is almost like mine, food? Na, cool. That tree over there? Stay away from that fucker.
WeFuckingKnow
I had no idea there was such a thing. Thanks op!
Misora
Ahhh man. Cats?! Plus given your grass results no mice, hamsters or rabbits for you.
TessMonsters
Soooo...Everything-ish?
timeconsumer117
Lol you're allergic to house dust...
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Severely
timeconsumer117
That's cute and terrifying at the same time. House dust is basically just dead skin.
TheUnsolicitedDuckPic
Well at least your fine with most food
MadamPuddifoot
You're*
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Well the blood test will show better. Most were red without swelling which indicates the blood test will have more accurate results
TheEdmontonMan
Yeah, I'm going for a blood allergy test in a few weeks. was thankful I didn't have to get one of these. hope you get less itchy soon, OP :)
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
At least you can have a cat!!
YourBasicWhiteGirl
I am MOST allergic to cats!!
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
...did I read that wrong then? I thought cat said zero dog said 4
YourBasicWhiteGirl
The second picture shows things that didn't show up on my back, #4 is cats in the smaller set. The biggest one!!
mywaifubringsalltheboystotheyard
....my bad
PirateFroglet
Really? 1, 2, 5, 3, 4, 6.
noyougofuckyourself
Please do.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
4 is the highest you can go. I also got blood work done to test for food (which was the right side of my back) and a few others
TisNagim
so, long story short, what AREN'T you allergic to, @OP ?
TehStoner
So it looks like the foods portion wasn't filled out. As a chef, it's piqued my curiosity...
BoringNormalGuy
What are you allergic too?
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
After careful examination, and not being a doctor, i think @op is allergic to tests.
BurgundyBurrito
Everything from the looks of it
myusernameismyrealname
yes
terrorofthederp
I'm alergic too
YourBasicWhiteGirl
75 ish things that live outside mold trees grass dogs cats. Cockroaches were pretty much the only thing that didn't show up
shaftinferno
Could you possibly be allergic to the metal the needle is made out of?
FilthyRapscallions
I feel your pain. Allergic to just about everything, blew the scale on cats, but not allergic to mold. Go figure.
darkprincess0212
They....injected you with cockroaches?
cryborg
Oh shit. I laughed. I mean I feel guilty about. I'm sorry, OP! That must suck!
llivss
I got a scratch test done not too long ago and reacted to everything... So frustrating.
madetheaccountjustforyou
You're allergic to scratches!
iAmNature
I got that done 24 years ago. Instead of a poke, they would scratch the epidermis off with the allergen. My back was like tally marks...
TheMasterOfTheMechanicalStuff
as an outdoor person..i really hope they can help you ...
StarrryNight
Now you can get a pet cockroach! congrats...
Manorexia
If it makes you feel better OP I am allergic to my own sweat and I breakout in terrible hives
vman27
I have Tinea Versacolor, which essentially does that. It definitely sucks
Phaselancer
Could be worse I have a co-worker that his skins starts to break out in hives from his sweat and then his skin starts sloughing off.
geminirose
So does my sister she's, always so miserable in the summer. I'm so sorry
fewextrathumbs
Cholinergic Urticaria, I'm right there with you. God it itches
YourBasicWhiteGirl
That sounds rough I'm sorry. Thanks for sharing!
Manorexia
For awhile I could manage it using claritin daily but recently it has been less effective I am up to 3 a day and even that isn't perfect
licensetoillite
I did this as a kid. It FUCKING SUCKED! Apparently out of 5, I'm severely allergic to 1/5 grass, 3/5 cats, 4/5 hay and 7/5 white birch bark
licensetoillite
Well the kicker is our next door neighbors have the tree <20ft. from our house! My mom took me over to show me all the time before we knew
Hangman11
hey did you lived in a particularly clean environment as a kid `?
licensetoillite
I mean yeah, pretty clean, why?
BoringNormalGuy
When do you start Allergy Injections?
YourBasicWhiteGirl
In a couple weeks we go over treatment plans. I've heard a lot of pros and cons to the shots
Showmeyourfunnies
Shots fucking ruined me. :(
jdlsharkman
I have had nothing but amazing results, personally. Almost no sneezing 2 years after starting, and before I could hardly go outside.
flatdeer
I LOVE the shots. Changed my life!
thebookih
I actually have very similar allergies. I opted out of having the shots and just go with perscription allergy meds. I used to take them 1/2
thebookih
Daily till my scripts ran out. Then I switched to over the counter allergy meds, and have been taking them daily. It helps but I feel 2/3*
koalamom
My son was allergic. He began with the injections when he was 6, now is 30+. He loves cats!
SomeGeographer
I've been on them for almost a year. They helped dramatically with pollen & mold for me, but did nothing for my dog/cat allergy.
jdlsharkman
They do them in stages, so you may not have started the dog/cat treatment. Ask them next time you go.
IratetheD
you can usually build an immunity to cat/dogs but i guess it depends on how bad it is.
Twinklepot
I had a very bad reaction to the desensitising injections. Had to stop the treatment :(
TheWorldArriving
Life, I just can't get rid of it!
Kloor
Its an lifelong itch you just cant scratch
TheWorldArriving
I mean, I don't know what else I can do! I've tried to burn it, drown it, blow it away, pelt it, ointments you name it, nothing works!
Standemonium
I was allergic the the element of cold for about two years. A glass of ice water could kill me if my throat swelled. No cold beer either...
ermahgerdawoman
I used to get hives from cold air/ water. http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/cold-urticaria/basics/definition/con-20034524
ienjoydrinkingbeer
Damn, no cold beer? I'd probably ask the doctor if he was willing to perform assisted suicide.
Standemonium
Vodka shots got the job done.
Dombieman
Thats weird! Friend of mine has a chicken allergy he nearly died of hotdogs once cos he didnt read the can
dlw45
Not too many of us chicken allergy folks around. I haven't ever met another one on real life.
Standemonium
Jeeze, that's spooky. I was going out for a jog on a windy day and the wind started to cool my sweat off. I almost didn't make it back home
melladior
Where the hell do you buy canned hot dogs??
Dombieman
O.o i can get jarred canned or fresh at the local supermarket
Standemonium
I've seen canned cheeseburgers before.
zthreed
I connected the dots and I can't tell what it is. 0/10 OP! http://imgur.com/WYS3lvL
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Obviously it's illuminati
gamrgrant
The fiery depths of the hell that is that test, I'd guess.
Jacahn
Looks like an uncalibrated detector through a oscilloscope and someone is messing with settings.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
Hahahahah I love this thank you
Coyote8
A chart of the USA econony
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
Worst. Connect-the-dots. Ever.
Thenameideserved
it is a tape worm
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
It's not off *tangent*
themoonsfriend
Looks like a roller coaster.
willduck
Only some of them though....hmm
IAmTheLegendOfZelda
Seamonster!
Phoenixbreed
race track from hazard county... isn't it obvious?
joboo
tentacle monster! OH NO
YourBasicWhiteGirl
someone make it dickbutt
ProtegoPotatoes
.
AIterdcarbon
.
whatyoudidthereimissedit
*dot*
CatTaxCollecter
Stop guys she has a fear of .s now after what they did to her
YourBasicWhiteGirl
thank you the anxiety is just too much
zthreed
Done. http://imgur.com/uvzcZbG
manslut
Burn the witch.
YourBasicWhiteGirl
this is beautiful
turtlele
You are the hero that we deserve
YourBasicWhiteGirl
I added your creation to the album with a link and shoutout hope that's cool
zthreed
Perfectly fine by me! Here's a "how it's made" too if you are interested. http://imgur.com/iCWWvT2
vietarmis
Wow, double delivery.
YouKilledMeImADeadGhooostNow
Holy shit... seriously you are the man. Coming with the how to also! Crushing it.