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EDIT: Holy front page Batman!
MsCadburyBubble
I love how this is the new philosoraptor.
Trumpcard814
He says hes got beef. But, I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fuckin scared of him
yussssssssss
"Disciples of Jaden Smith, our Lord and Savior" - my coworker
tarataqa
http://www.singleblackmale.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/couple-counseling-on-black-bridal-bliss1.jpg
YouWantMeKnobInYehBum
That's quite the URL.
azflames
On an unrelated note, I think I pulled a muscle in my arm while I was whackin it last night
urseppos
You're pulling that fucker too hard, what's the matter with you ?
justasiam
The LOVE of money is the root of all evil.
klementusmaximus
I disagree, GREED is the root of all evil.
justasiam
It's the actual Bible verse.
justasiam
Also, THAT is exactly what the LOVE of money is…greed.
pokarose
WE DID NOT EVOLVE FROM MONKEYS. Monkeys and humans share a common ancestor.
FenderTheStringBender
I think the subtlety of the joke is in the fact that they hit the blunt twice, Thus rendering them mentally incapacitated.
cinnamonster
However, one of those common ancestors may be a type of monkey. Some type of ape is definitely among our ancestors.
cinnamonster
However, this type of ape does not exist any more, because of evolutionary drift.
pokarose
But it would have been it's own species. It wouldn't have been like any modern monkeys.
cinnamonster
That is true. Like i said below: "However, this type of ape does not exist any more, because of evolutionary drift."
pokarose
Ah, I can't see that on my reply page. Sorry.
cinnamonster
Oh, np. I should've put 1/2 on my comment then.
TheNextBestUsername
Refrigerator Answer: "Frigidaire" was the first self-contained refrigerator. It became eponymous and then slang turned it into "fridge."
booksandrubberbands
thank you! this was the one that bugged me most.
rasmis
Is one proposed contributor. Frigidaire was not the first, and “frig” was seen before “fridge”. Compare “réfrigérateur”, shortened “frigo”.
PresidentProTempore
That doesn't answer the D question.
RocketMan2
Yes it does Fridge is the shortening of Frigidaire the brand name, which became a slang term for all refrigerators, like Kleenex for tissues
PresidentProTempore
But it's spelled FRIGidaire, not FRIDGidaire. He's asking why there's a 'd' in friDge and none in reFRIGerator.
RocketMan2
But frig does not made the same sound as the frigid part of Frigidaire adding the d makes fridge sound like the first art of the brand name.
Pawprintjj
Doesn't change the fact that the brand starts F-R-I-G and not F-R-I-D-G. That's the point of this (humorous) observation.
RocketMan2
But they make the same sound which is usually how slang works.
HughLaurie
The spelling "frige" would not imply the correct sound of the slang word.
morticiapoppins6
As a non smoker, maybe I should smoke.
crihsagnlel
oh my god, yes, because I can't stop laughing. Its such a universal innocent feeling, that briefly vacant philosophical moment after smoking
thenameisuppercase
Most of these questions have fallacies, but their faces just make everything better.
seventhallycat
Yeah, some of these are innocent... others are just stupid.
ishouldbedoinghw
Common ancestor, not evolved from.
missowl
thank you
ishouldbedoinghw
Bio major at your service!
TimTamFlimFlam
You must be fun at... Weed gatherings? What the hell do these darn kids call it anyways.
ishouldbedoinghw
Marijuana soirees, and I'm a blast.
neffstradamus
Clam Bakes?
TimTamFlimFlam
Super Bowl Party?
vorduul
Potlatches?
Snotty128
It's like saying I evolved from you, because we have Charlemagne as a common ancestor
ishouldbedoinghw
Don't know why you got downvoted, this is a great analogy!
Tails155
Actually, we did, and we still are monkeys because we are what are ancestors are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8
KittyKissesOfDoom
Actually, we have a common ancestor with apes, not monkeys. Chimpanzees are closest in relation to us. I am fun at parties damnit
Tails155
Actually, we did, and we still are monkeys because we are what are ancestors are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8
LMeire
Dude, we have a common ancestor with trees. Everything is related, super simple stuff.
ishouldbedoinghw
We share a common ancestor with all simians, just like we share a common ancestor with all organisms. We could have a phylogeny party!
TheBlondeLeia007
I would so go to a phylogeny party.
borealis
Computational phylogeneticist here. Where's the phyloparty? :) http://sysbio.oxfordjournals.org/content/62/1/179.full
ishouldbedoinghw
Yay! Everybody should come as their favorite synapomorphy and we'll eat a tree of life cake.
SadisticTea
Well, seeing how the common ancestors were technically monkeys, both we and monkeys evolved from monkeys.
ishouldbedoinghw
The common ancestor was an ancestral primate, monkey is a very specific taxonomic group.
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ishouldbedoinghw
Maybe this will help http://genealogyreligion.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Primate-clade-tree.jpg
imnotevenfunnythough
I was really sad that they didn't all have unique pictures...
BobFizzle
The bus driver one: The driver either reaches through the window and shuts it with a switch or he 1/2
Bizkit64
On the new Newflyers when the bus is off the door looses pressure so you just push on the doors on the outside and they close.
BobFizzle
pushes it open manually when he leaves.
omeletteyoufinish
Thank you for this, that was the question getting to me
mylifeforhire
Or there's a button under the front left (or right) wheel that opens the door.
fitlex
I can confirm I see bus drivers do this several times a week
SSColonelHansLanda
So no one is going to answer the question about the clock?
cometodust
im too high for this single question
lordpi
Even without sundials you can define a day between 2 times when the sun is directly above you and then go from there
HughLaurie
When the spring was invented, people were already using sextants and sundials.
RoboLuddite
Like lordpi said, the sun was the first clock. The Babylonians divided sunrise to sunset into 12 hours. An hour thus changed over the year.
fictitiousspoon
aliens
TheBlackShakes
That's right.
temawei
Why couldn't you have left out the monkey one, OP? Why?!
RobinOfFoxley
I tried to throw a trash can away. Put it inside the curbside bin and everything. It kept showing back up on the driveway empty and upright.
NoiceSmart
Yeah, I had a barrel blow into my yard during a storm. I had to work from home on trash day, & tell the trash guys to take the barrel. I
NoiceSmart
wrote 'take me' on it and everything!
urseppos
We had the same issue at our place in Florida. We eventually had to hack it to bits before they got the fucking hint.
MorphotheDragon
The reason for that is so no one can claim "they stole my garbage can, they need to give me a new one"
EroticRhinocerous
just tape a note to it saying you want to throw it away.
MorphotheDragon
Won't work. Reason being people do this and then claim "they stole my garbage can, they need to give me a new one"
EroticRhinocerous
Worked for us when we needed to throw ours away, but they were store bought garbage cans from Sears or something
cheesypundit
Fun fact: The average number of offspring for a species is usually half the number of nipples on the female.
WardSharlow
s/species/mammal/
shirtman
Isn't time based off of the position of the sun?
dpidcoe
yep. Determining noon was a big thing for ship navigation back before accurate spring wound clocks.
ShamelessWriter
That "Evolved from monkeys" one makes me want to slap someone.
goodguyC
http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-stoner-humor-auto-520708.jpeg
KawaiiPotatoGirl
Bruh.
ImDoingStuffLori
Bruh...
thatsjustcake
I love these
toastofsnuffbox
No, it's called a 'meowntain'
kaos9
AAAHHHHHHH YOU STOLE MY REPLY!!!!!!!!!!
kingofshitafuckmountain
shit thats good >.>
ThisIsEmilyPingingBackAndFlyingLikeACheeseSandwichTiedToABrick
Or a catastrophy 'cos shit's gonna go down if you start trying to pile cats.
MyxlPlyxl
Unless, you know, they're not alive.........................
Withallduerespect
I'm just going to sit back and imagine a bunch of bulldozers thrown haphazardly on top of each other.
usernamesarewack
This shit right here is on its way to top comment.
LakeshowDre
Nothing boils my blood more than people asking "Why are there still monkeys?"
TheBreaux
IF LINUX EVOLVED FROM UNIX WHY DO WE STILL HAVE UNIX
byronape
I drove by a church with that saying on it. I had the hardest time not stopping and trying to explain it. Or just beat someone up...
HailSatinDarkClothMaster
FOUR TWENTY
IfollowtheMessiah19
I really don't want to be around you when you finally see that God exists.
LakeshowDre
He doesn't.
iAlwaysUpvoteMononoke
We came from homocapiams* not monkeys? Right?
RookieMove
We evolved from ape like ancestors which no longer exist. As did many other species
NoiceSmart
my boyfriend also loses his shit with this question
typicaljennifer
Yea, it should be "why are there still apes"
LakeshowDre
That's a better phrased question but still asserts the person doesn't really understand evolution.
sowetoninja
The real reason you get angry is b/c you think you're so much smarter than them, how DARE they not be as informed like you. Fucking peasants
LakeshowDre
No it's because asshats like to think they are disproving evolution by asking that. But they just shine a light on their ignorance.
RookieMove
He/she probably gets angry because someone has had a question, and instead of seeking the answer, has just continued to use the question 1/2
RookieMove
as though it constitutes some kind of counter argument. Despite the fact that the answer to that question is easily found and understood
sowetoninja
(but also, I know exactly what you're talking about and admit that I can also get angry with that, but I know I shouldn't)
sowetoninja
Well then it's not a question, is it? Even if a flawed rhetorical Q is used, it's still flawed b/c of 'not knowing', i.e. not informed.>
sowetoninja
> need to really think about info being "easily found and understood", there's many ways to argue with that, we do the same thing...
coolaggro
Nothing?? How about when someone waits to the very last minute to get over? They've known forever man!
FenderTheStringBender
The joke lies in the fact that they hit the blunt twice before this one.
biologycat
you + me = best friends (pls)
LakeshowDre
Ok!
biologycat
are you a biologist too? or just a science enthusiast :)
LakeshowDre
Science enthusiast. I mainly read up on Cosmology, Astronomy, Physics and QM.
bensawn
i know there is an answer but i can never remember how to explain it
CaptainRedHat
Why are there still monkeys?
Tails155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8 This video and this user's Foundational Falsehoods series will help you answer that
CaptainRedHat
Well my belief is that God created everything. But thank you for that information. I was asking the question to mess with OP.
CitizenDickbag
As long as your acknowledge your belief has no grounding in any actual facts, that's fine.
DoYouLikeBread
I am glad that someone picked up on that
hanssprungfeld
Me too...but it's nothing to go ape over.
ILikeTheFunnyNamesOnImgur
My teacher in an ethics class asked "if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes", without missing a beat, I replied: "Slow learners?"
Cheknya
One of the few questions that will drag me into an argument with someone already proven stupid.
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
Keep in mind that evolution is not taught in a whole lot of schools. For some people it's a logic question. Sometimes it deserves an answer.
neffstradamus
evolution is not taught in a whole few schools. Namely Kansas.
LakeshowDre
You're right. But these people aren't asking an honest question. They think they are disproving evolution.
Justinpaulmorales
I only found out why Darwin called it "the origin of species" from watching cosmos.
iwatchhentai
The part where it's not taught in schools is what boils my blood.
ThereWillBeBacon
There are tons of schools that don't teach it, every school I've been to has found a way to work around it
LakeshowDre
Not when it's just an misinformed person trying to disprove evolution.
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
That's why I wrote for some people. ;)
BrendanDufftronic
Evolution is taught exclusively in every school in my country.
paddythelion
Norway, fuck yeah.
sowetoninja
BS, evolution is taught. The idea that creationism is so popular is heavily over played. You get BAD STUDENTS,also, no 'bad' questions, ever
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
Well, I wasn't taught in school. I did, however, have a subject called "Christianity".
sowetoninja
>>is banned in many public schools should be looked at critically, but the youth is just critical towards things they're told to be.
sowetoninja
...and what's your point? Your personal experience is not indicative of public schools across a massive country.Having a subject on religion
JustAnotherRidiculouslyLongUsername
"A massive country"? You think this discussion is limited to America? I'm not talking about America at all.
sowetoninja
>is not wrong, IMO it makes a lot of sense to learn about one of the biggest behavior and social forces in our world.The fact that religion>
ShowMeYourGarden
My school mainly taught creation. It blew my mind once I got to college
paddythelion
Sorry.
ShowMeYourGarden
eh, it actually helped my personal development. Made me question many other things I thought as true
sekihotai
Some people when stoned don't really have the capacity for rational thoughts. It's ok though. These things happen.
tinycrocodile
Some people dont even need to be stoned
sekihotai
Isn't that depressing?
missantagonist
TIL creationists are stoned
LMeire
I heard a dude say he was "high on Jesus" once, so there's that.
therevolutionwillbeimgured
I will leave the room if someone says that.
tarataqa
Why are they still monkeys?
LakeshowDre
It's infuriating. They always say it in a way like they just proved a very good point.
AmericanAirlines
Why are there still monkeys
therevolutionwillbeimgured
Ah! It's like my Twig and Plums.
orp0piru
If milk came from cows why are there still cows? If I came home from school why is there still school? Can't explain that.
bunnybabbit
If America has European immigrants why are there still Europeans?
q00u
If Australia came from America, why is there still America?
neffstradamus
Nothing boils my blood more than the Kevin Sorbo movie "God's Not Dead"
Galactasaur
Did you see it so you can criticize it first hand like me?
neffstradamus
I DID! Just last night! check out this review!!! http://canadiancinephile.com/2014/08/30/gods-not-dead-2014/
sangheraj
"But God’s Not Dead is dreadful."
priestsaresotouchy
Guess you missed the kids' camp one then.
neffstradamus
Oh man... what's that? Tell me more
priestsaresotouchy
Sicker than any horror movie ever. Truly terrible shit right here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486358/
boccs
An entire shitty movie made out of a decades old email forward. Truly Christian film makers are desperate.
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
I'm Christian, and I wish Christian film makers weren't so desperate. The circlejerk was strong with that movie.
neffstradamus
oh boy! The Jeebus downvote trolls have arrived!
neffstradamus
saddest thing, and I checked: movie cost $2 million and grosse $60 million. Sometimes I think there is no hope for our world. :/
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
You are dead right to call it heavy handed. I liked how they had Hercules and Superman play the villains though, that was amusing.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
I live in a canadian town with the highest church per capita ratio in the nation. My Christian friends made me watch it a few weeks ago.
neffstradamus
and as a Canadian, you'll like this: http://canadiancinephile.com/2014/08/30/gods-not-dead-2014/
neffstradamus
oh jees... my heart goes out to you. They think a movie proved the existence of god. Unreal
adumbomb
Why are there still monkeys?
LakeshowDre
*blood boiling*
ILikeSultanas
We didn't evolve from monkeys, humans and monkeys share a common ancestor which they both evolved from.
thatrandomimgurian
All jokes aside though why are there still monkeys, my teachers never really explained it?
scurvyturtle
If being an investment banker makes you millions of dollars, why are some people not investment bankers?
PunsAndAmmo
If you came from your grandparents, how do your cousins exist?
Rabbyk
That... is a very good analogy.
LakeshowDre
It's because we evolved from a common ancestor. So it's more like monkeys and humans evolved alongside each other.
bluesuits
Because Homo Sapiens are one type of Hominidae and apes etc. are another. Different branches on the same tree. Thats why they still exist.
CitizenDickbag
If Protestantism evolved from Catholicism, why are there still Catholics?
horsetrot14
that is not an example of evolution.
thatrandomimgurian
Because those are beliefs, not like genetic things and I'm not trying to defend creationism, I'm honestly just trying to learn.
CitizenDickbag
What about genetic changes would necessitate the precursor going extinct?
thatrandomimgurian
I don't mean going extinct I mean wouldn't they change too?
ShesThePerfectCombinationOfSexyAndCute
Although I like all these people answers I will explain. we evolved from a common ancestor. More common is the ape because no tails.
thatrandomimgurian
But doesn't evolution happen because you change to suit your surroundings, why did we change but they didn't?
CaptainChaain
1/2 No. Evolution is everything that doesn't have a genetic trait dying, and ultimately only those with it continuing as a species. It isn't
krallisawesome
areas that they were already adapted to, and others moved to new areas and had to adapt. That's how I understand it, at least. 3/3
horsetrot14
humans and apes both evolved from a common ancestor. The ancestor no longer exists.
alsotinybutdangerous
they did. out of all of our common ancestor, some evolved into humans, some evolved into today's apes.
tranderas
And note that both species continue to thrive in their respective habitats.
krallisawesome
another. The easiest way for this to happen is because they live separately, in different environments. So some apes stayed in the 2/3
krallisawesome
Speciation (when a new species forms) tends to happen when two groups of members of the same species are no longer breeding with one 1/3
zinkyre
Neil deGrasse Tyson explained it the best for me. Animals don't decide to change, a random mutation allows them to survive better (1/2)
zinkyre
(2/2) Since they survive, they breed, passing the mutation down. Hence, natural selection.
CaptainChaain
2/2 "Oh I need a better beak to survive, I'd better grow one!" it's "Man all the red butterflies keep getting eaten. I'm glad I'm brown."
HastilyConstructedSandwich
It's because humans didn't evolve from monkeys.
Tails155
Actually, we did, and we still are monkeys because we are what are ancestors are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8
RookieMove
We're hominids. The term monkey usually refers to a group sharing a collection of traits (such as tails), some of which we dont have.
Tails155
Only if you're using a paraphyletic classification--in reality, we are "old world primates" which is dancing around the fact that (1/2)
Tails155
we're monkeys, since the other group is called "new world monkeys" usually (2/2)
czassity
Same as askin If Dogs evolved from Wolves, why are there still Wolves? That's an almost completely accepted Evolution, the other isn't. Why?
GrouchyMarx
In dogs case it's micro evolution, dogs are still basically wolves. In ape/human, it's macro evolution. Some accept micro but not macro.
Uberpastamancer
#1 Mildew
sekihotai
I fuckin loved this. *hits blunt*
BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy
In China you are considered 1 the day you are born.
THISISMENOW
*conceived
TheBlackShakes
Weird. So after living your first year of life, you're two years old.
KaiserinHelgaVonEinhornDieEinzige
yeah but smhw it makes sense if you think that on their 1st bday they start their 2nd year of "being born" (don't know how to say it better)
krallisawesome
Ah, so it's like "I'm in my second year" rather than "I've completed two whole years"?
KaiserinHelgaVonEinhornDieEinzige
I guess!
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Problem with that is they are not in the womb for a year.
flyingpumpkin
They don't imply that they have been in the womb for a year just that they start counting at 1 rather than 0.
dopher16
This is also the case with koreans. So korean age is always a year older.
VodkaReindeer
Sometimes two years older. Why? I don't know!
JohnnyDanger
This is why I stopped smoking with certain folks. Sometimes I just wanted to get high then play Burnout, not answer these questions.
DrShitShark
jack handey's descendant Mr. Blunt
dinojr
Chapelle has a hilarious bit abt this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uvg-ug9CvE
thegr8rambino
what about a fun online fps or something
JohnnyDanger
Something about being called racial, homophobic slurs while being told my mother is a whore by some 12 year old...rustle my jimmies
thegr8rambino
lol
dereklarsen
I think I still have my gamecube around here somewhere...
EwokOnAUnicorn
I miss Burnout so much :(
LiterallyYourMom
That's how I knew I was getting older: I was smoking with younger kids who were asking philosophical questions I'd now rather discuss sober.
JohnnyDanger
Now that I'm older with a career that doesn't drug test, I haven't even come close to smoking again. Crazy, I know
ft13
Burnout with custom soundtrack. thats where its at!
BearTrapOfLife
Yeah...That's kind of important
ft13
i still have it on my original Xbox and my custom sndtrk is the BOMB for that game! hehe
xplct
+1 for Burnout, my good sir
swaggyd
the fact that there isnt a new burnout boggles my mind
ShowMeYourGarden
Dude, it this Owen? We always played Burnout stoned.
JohnnyDanger
I'm not Owen but Burnout was the shit! :D
paddythelion
This is why I've never tried smoking.
howjom
I do the same thing with Split Second Velocity, it's great for split screen/lan
655321mnc
I'm not growing up, I'm just burning out.
aGirlWithoutAname
Mortal kombat here! Ps3. Or borderlands...or gears.. Or...or .. =-B
FaxCelestis
Crash Mode > everything else ever.
WhimsicalCalamari
which is one of the many reasons dominator sucked
LiterallyYourMom
Burnout 2 Crash Mode > any other Crash Mode
QuadrilateralEnix
*1080 Avalanche
LearningOnImgur
Dude when they got rid of crash mode in Paradise I fucking lost it
jweenypwee
Holy shit. Burnout mentioned on Imgur. My life has come full circle.
theju
What is Burnout?
jweenypwee
ALL. But Revenge is my favorite.
JohnnyDanger
Glad I could help, my friend!
OldManBOMBIN
If you ever wanna chill, hit me up.
JohnnyDanger
I don't have Burnout anymore D:
OldManBOMBIN
I don't either. I just roam around on Far Cry now :-/
JohnnyDanger
I still haven't finished the Farcry 3 MP. It's on my list but it keeps getting bumped
OldManBOMBIN
I've never even played the MP campaign.
COCKCRUSHER
Burnt burnouts playing Burnout
theresakittyoverthere
all hail Burnout. it was my teenhood.
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
This is why I stopped smoking- shit got too real, the rabbit hole never stopped
JohnnyDanger
*hits the blunt* Why does Swiss cheese have holes in it?
Erries
From bacteria when it's aging. Souce: I'm Swiss.
CaveCanem
The real question is, *hits blunt* If the more Swiss Cheese you have, the more holes you have, and the more holes you have, the less (1/2)
CaveCanem
Swiss Cheese you have, then if you have more Swiss Cheese, don't you have less Swiss Cheese? (2/2)
yanari
My points. All of them. Take them and just STOP. Please.
JohnnyDanger
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/barney-mind-blown.gif
RazorAndBladeSavedTheDay
..4 hours later "What were we talking about?
JohnnyDanger
Exactly!
CrazyCarretta
That's easy http://cheese.about.com/od/cheesebasics/f/swiss_holes.htm
JohnnyDanger
I learned something new. Take my upvote you cheese connoisseur!
FaxCelestis
Oh, that link is about cheese. Damn.
TadpoleHitler
You asked for it
JackCoughlin
Where...Where does the cheese go.....
MoonMoon25
Omg lol
IPeakedinSecondGrade
Yes. I had a roommate who used to ask me shit like, what's the biggest animal you think you could take down?
secularink
Pony
unfeaxgettable
WHY ARE THEY ALL IN HOODIES
redgreengirl
I think you mean 'bunnyhug.'
zony718
to keep the smoke from releasing thru the skull
dikshot
**why THEY all in hoodies
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
I always used to get cold whenever I got high, so a hoody is good session attire.
JemimasWitnessss
I thought I was the only one
ThatAnnoyingLurker
Beecauuusee stereotypes.
ImgurSilver
Bunnyhugs*
Satinsball
To stop you from touching them at night
jesterthetracuer
cus dey in da hood
InitHello
If you get really high, your head starts to expand and will eventually explode. The hoodie counteracts that wonderfully.
annabelpoe
Being high while wearing a hoodie is one of the most comforting things in the world
swaggyd
http://searchingforsuperwomen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/WW-Goddamn-Right.gif
SarahWaitForItBelle
It's like an always hug.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
AND WHY IS THE STRING PULLED SO TIGHT?
CleverClara
That was my question
pencilv3ster
It's like hiding from the world when you get so fucking ripped. I used to do it
AFatChanningTatum
dude oh mahy gawd
Xosmooches
It's a stoner thing ... don't know why we do it though haha
purplepotion89
TIL Kenny was a stoner
CptBlackKawk
You need to watch the cheesing episode. Kenny gets high on cat pass the entire show.
SarahWaitForItBelle
Because what the fuck else are you going to smoke weed in?!
theicklestone
I was imagining more of an oversized woolen poncho.
ShowMeYourGarden
My birthday suit
unfeaxgettable
Personally I smoke the devils cigar in a hoop skirt and a girdle. You classless charlatan.
KidneyBeene
Wait... is that a euphemism for cock? You smoke cock in a hoop skirt? It would take three whole refers to induce MADNESS!
unfeaxgettable
Someone's not keen to Orwellian euphemisms
kellybot
for maximum comf
chikenuget
How about why are they all the fucking same.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
My guess is that when MJ lowers blood pressure you start to freeze amongst other things.
unfeaxgettable
No, unless you're outside in the cold it doesn't do anything. I usually get really warm when I smoke a lot
Idread
It's recreational hoodie wearer
jmfs
i think it's "hood thoughts" ... at least that makes sense to me...
PsuPepperoni
thats how you smoke weed duh
pickleton
#PrayForTrayvon
RichieMuenster
Because they don't live in Florida
DavidSudhisasasanakul
its recreational hoodie wearer so don't shoot them?
hightwr
Hoodie = World's most comfortable smoking attire.
Abracaderpa
You forgot to write *hits blunt*
houseofballoons
It all started with the guy looking to our left in the black hoody with red design on it. The other ones are just copying that dude.
tarataqa
CUZ THEY WANNA GET SHOT
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tinycrocodile
how high are you?
unfeaxgettable
As a person who's been near pot on a weekly basis for years, I've enever heard that :P
Seth21
Smokers always smell bad after smoking, so I thought pot smokers want to keep the smell of an illegal drug that they smoked off of them 1/2
Seth21
Since that's not the reason, why do they do it? 2/2
EverydayIsWednesday
Because it's comfy and keeps the paranoia out.
RyoukoSama
Why do you think they call it "the hood", dumbass?
MadamPuddifoot
...cuz it's short for the neighborHOOD, dumbass!
TheMagicalHindu
Maybe its cold?
BuckBoost
Cuz they in tha hood!
CraftyCal
Bruh.....
BigTurdBlossom
The atmosphere gets colder the higher you get
LarpFish
Apologies that I only have one upvote to give you
ResidentOfWinland
Sheer brilliance. Here, have an upvote.
Scubozoa
Its true.
IHazNuke
Damn, if this isn't my favourite comment, I don't know what is
kneebitten
Wishing I had more upvotes to give you for this. Well done.
JayKaySC
omg. you win
thebeekeeper777
your answer:
adam1124
This is now of one of my all-time favorite comments on Imgur. You goddamm, SOB.
BigTurdBlossom
I appreciate it *thumbs up*
SometimesIBuildThings
You don't have nearly enough points.
bl1nkbl1nk
Neither do you! +1
IstoppedlikingmyusernameSoIchangedIt
WE NEED A PETITION TO FAVORITE COMMENTS! Starting with this one....
AJzzl05
what you did there, i see it.
mattproducer
This is the greatest response I've ever seen. Thank you.
deathson10
lets get it up to 420
bl1nkbl1nk
I love the science. Fuck yes bruh
WAITAREYOUSERIOUSohyourenotokaythatscool
Had to sign in to upvote, you clever bastard
Rednut89
Goddamn this is true on two levels. Well done. Well done.
cragath
I regret I have but one upvote to give to this.
AntiDownVoteActivist
You need so many more points for that response.
wartoaster
Bro. It's comfy. It's like a blanket that's been specially customized for your entire torso and head. Appreciate the hoodie for what it is.
HamGrenade
I hate hoodies. They do nothing but make my head and neck sweat.
wartoaster
The point of a hoodie is to wear it during times when the temperature is such that it doesn't make your head and neck sweat i.e. winter
SarahWaitForItBelle
That was beautiful.
humboldt821
"An Ode to the Hoodie
AugustusScuirus
Bruh*
thissitemademewantacat
Us Saskatchewanians call them a bunny hug for their snuggly warmth.
KTSmitty37
Well said.
unfeaxgettable
I'll have to try this... But then your fave hoodie smells dank
almostsomething182
That's why my brother got me a badass tie dye hoodie for Christmas once. Shit's legit.
beeratius
I've never been comfortable wearing one :/
voidf1sh
Wearing hoodies is when I'm the most comfortable. Idk why
LookAtMYFancyUsername
This...And sometimes when you're high as fuck, you realize...the hood moves
baazu
Because of the sweet sweet fluffy isolation that will protect you from everything.
yccc
*hits blunt*
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yccc
*my knee!!*
yccc
*cornflakes all over the floor*
SirSpoon166
Cuz they hood-lums
420blazeitswag
nigga u white
missing7
More like "nigga u right!"....amirite?
seanieM
Some have logical answers, some do not.
MrPredator
PrinceTopher
like the church one. money isnt the root of all evil. the love of money is
jakub963
Some can be translated to my mother tongue, others are funny.
kaos9
If a bunch of cats pile on top of each other its called a Meowntain
chemistrydoc
Just like college engineering and chemistry test questions
nation543
#4 some cultures consider the time of conception to be your real birthday therefore you are 9 months old when you come out of the womb
dpidcoe
The only sticking point is that time of conception is a bit harder to pin down than time of birth.
SauceIsAwesomesauce
money is not root of all evil. what is the root of money? did we gain the money honestly or dishonestly? money is evil if used in evil (1/2)
SIduck
Money is not the root of all evil -- the actual phrase is "the love of money is the root of all evil" which is way different.
dpidcoe
It drives me nuts when people misquote that and then make fun of it :(
FiatLuxIam
EVERY. DAMN. TIME.
SauceIsAwesomesauce
manner. source: not a real speech but an interesting read: http://capitalismmagazine.com/2002/08/franciscos-money-speech/
Denbus26
I read that book a few years ago, I wound up skimming through Galt's 70-some page speech, but this one here was one of my favorite parts
SauceIsAwesomesauce
mine too.
ShinyPenguins
Some asian countries use the conception date as their 'birthday'
TheRealDurdan
Makes sense because we are always developing, so why not start when we are first developed? I guess it's the whole, when is a boat a boat...
scarlovski
wouldn't it be difficult to decide the exact date of conception? I imagine that one finds out of being pregnant after the fact.
scarlovski
bc in certain cases depending on a person's activity it might be difficult to pinpoint exact time & date.
SuckAnElf
They can usually tell within a few days or week or so. Just from sizing during ultrasounds and how big your uterus is at given times.
rebeccaisafish
And some (?) have a date where everyone turns a year older. Like horses turn older on august 1, but for people.
dogtorD
No matter when they're actually born, every hose's birthday is listed as January 1.
rebeccaisafish
Hoses have birthdays?
catsonmeth
Happy your-parents-fucked day to you, happy your-parents-fucked day to you!
Imgurprettymuchsucks
They are all confusing when high.
Welley
When I get high I become interested by these questions and need to find the answers. These can all be answered easily.
LongNamesAreStillCoolRight
All have logical answers.
lizzlesticks35
Then what is that fridge one about?! I need an answer!
Welley
Also ''Frigidaire'' and ''Frigo'' were brand names leading to the creation of the word fridge.
rasmis
Frigidaire is a candidate, but not Frigo. That's Unilever ice cream, aka Frisko, Wall's, Olá, Eskimo, GB Glace, Langnese et al.
rasmis
Etymology. It's from French réfrigérateur, from latin refrīgerāt + suffix. Ppl thougth “too long”, so French say frigo and you threw in a D.
blitherypoop
The first one...dead skin. The top layer swells and comes off more easily when wet. It's accumulating in your towel when you rub dry.
yccc
aaaand then!?
rebeccaisafish
also bathrooms aren't great for drying so the towel holds water and can go moldy
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
something something fun at parties.
SlappyRedCheeks
This turns me on.
wawaweewee
and bacteria. And mould.
SauceIsAwesomesauce
and if you don't scrub in the shower, just rub soap on yourself, you don't get THAT clean.
Denvercoder09
Soap on floor. Soap repels dirt which would make the floor clean and the soap not dirty
Markuspsyches
And soap is self cleaning
Rivalyn
Soap does nothing of the sort. Soap breaks the surface tension of water and allows dirt to stick to it. Soap literally cannot get dirty.
AxNinjaX
Actually, doesn't soap bind to polar and non-polar molecules, which allows it to bind oils to water?
alivicwil
What about when soap has a pube stuck to it?
Sohcahtoa82
Another thing worth mentioning...your towel absorbs the poop from the air when you poop.
blitherypoop
...not exactly. Little toilet splashes hit everything in the bathroom. Fecal bacteria are included.
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
I use the same towel until it doesn't smell fresh anymore, usually 5-6 times.
OhManIHopeIDontGetOneOfThoseLongUsernames
I also usually leave the fan on so that the bathroom dries out and the floor/towels actually dry.
trollprozac
Only if you're black
AnarLape
What water taste like? Blew. My. Mind.
Majawat
Pure H2O has no taste, when you taste water, you're tasting impurities.
Welley
minerals*
OrcSkinSuit
Depends where it originates. Usually carries some residual flavours.
Tails155
It... tastes like water, just like Coke tastes like Coke
QuadrilateralEnix
My mind is still in knots about the D in fridge
Welley
It's a slang word created from english & french mixed up. Brand names such as ''Frigidaire'' and ''Frigo'' ultimately lead to this word.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
A lot of these can be answered with "etymology."
spacecowboyein
semantics
Bilgecrank
Not to be confused with entomology, which is the study of bugs.
thevoiceinyourhead
Or ethology, the study of animal behaviour!
trustmeimalinguist
You rang?
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
A cunning linguist, or an actual linguist?
trustmeimalinguist
A real one.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Man, I'd love to talk to you about stuff. I've always been fascinated by the history of the English language.
NoEyeDear
Please define
annabelpoe
The history of a word
rasmis
English is a small composite language, so many words have several meanings. So it's easier to make simple word play. E.g. “lie” and “smell”.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Basically the history of a word/phrase.
Jathantaylor
One of the replies is named poosock and the other one is Chuck Norris ate my sock did Chuck Norris eat poo?? That's weird Chuck Norris.
FuhrerScatman
schizznatt
'Who closes the bus door when the bus driver gets off?' was my favourite.
CheesePataflafla
Our bus drivers use the emergency door release button on the outside by the door. It closes it if its hit when opened
btow
Yep, underneath the front of the bus. I've seen a lot of drivers press it with their feet.
Pegussu
School buses at my schools just didn't close the doors when the bus driver got off, I think
TheForgottenMarauder
You literally push the door shut from outside. Source: I wash school busses for extra money in the summer and my mom drives bus.
QuadrilateralEnix
or he shuts the passenger door and uses his own driver's door to get out.
Pikka
Our buses had a secret button in the grill that opened and closed the door from the outside.
alicefreak47
I never thought a bus could be so sexy. I now want a secret button on my car to open the door automatically.
LeCheshireCat
Our busses had a little knob on the outside next to the door that opened and closed it
lurkeyMcLurkface
I think it's like closing the garage door and running out before it closes all the way
Pikka
Interesting if true. But then how do they open it? (hint: I know this not to be true)
hihellogoodbye
Gotta jump over that sensor too
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
Our bus drivers reach through the driver-side window to close the door, might vary from bus type.
seriouslynotserious
*vary
Pikka
So then the window must be left open?
thatarrogantchild
They have buttons outside if the bus to press in my country
metamphetamine
In sweden the busses have a close and open button on the outside aswell!
trollprozac
In HK they press the emergency close/open button on the outside... but how do they lock the door?!
trollprozac
HK means Hong Kong... it's not a US state you didn't know about.
Rivalyn
The monkey one is a common fallacy. Monkeys today are not the same primates that our species evolved from. Those primates aren't around now.
MitaUltramegaDizzyMistola
Yup mad at that one myself -hits blunt- -DAFUQ? did I just read?-
IBlueUp
it's not a "fallacy"
Rivalyn
It's a straw man.
YourGodCreatedMeToo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSmTPThWD_c
TheRealDurdan
This is the only one that made me irrationally angry, the others were funny and had answers but it didn't bother me that they were asked
trustmeimalinguist
I too got mad. it makes evolution sounds silly if you phrase it that way.
namelesscynic
Yup. Same dumbass question creationists ask, as if it even made any sense.
johnvictor
Because so many head up ass idiots ask it as a way to try and invalidate evolution and validate creationism.
Tails155
it also doesn't demand that the parent species die off for the species to separate.
blueArtermis
That's like saying "if Americans originally came from Britain, how come we still have Brits?"
trustmeimalinguist
Kinda...Americans and Australians are a better comparison to monkeys and humans.
trollprozac
That's because they didn't evolve.
rawrfrawrf
Seriously. Niggas did not evolve from monkeys. Niggas AND monkeys evolved from a common ancestor.
trollprozac
Niggers are monkeys
YourGodCreatedMeToo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSmTPThWD_c
idkwtfigo
I dig your name.
yarir
I hate ignorant people use this as proof of creationism. MONKEYS ARE NOT OUR ANCESTORS GODDAMMIT
trollprozac
Correct, God created man, man is not evolved from a monkey.
Tails155
Actually, monkeys are, and we still are monkeys because we are what are ancestors are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8
OnceUponaLittleWhovian
Yeah the correct answer would be "because we fucking didn't evolve from monkeys you piece of shit we share a common ancestor".
trollprozac
Wait, if I'm a "piece of shit" how could I evolve from a monkey?!
Tails155
Actually, monkeys are, and we still are monkeys because we are what are ancestors are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8
DasOgre
Saw a church in PA this summer with a sign "if we evolved from apes, why are there still apes?" Uh… humans are apes, dipshit.
trollprozac
Then why do apes still live in the forest?\ Answer that one Mr. Atheist.
Flyndaran
MONKEYS ARE OUR ANCESTORS, JUST NOT MODERN MONKEYS! See I can insult your lack of knowledge too.
StoneSkiouros
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!
DasOgre
Not sure if joking or if you failed biology. We evolved from a creature closer to a gorilla than a monkey.
Tails155
Actually, monkeys are, and we still are monkeys because we are what are ancestors are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A-dMqEbSk8
trollprozac
No we didn't
raveracer77
Why is everyone wearing hoodies to get stoned? http://imgur.com/gB689sg
Zalophus
Most have logical answers, and almost all of them have actual answers too. Don't do drugs kids, stay in school.
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jonnyhoe
Why not both?
nobleisthyname
Is it not possible to smoke responsibly? What about alcohol? Does that fall under your "Don't do drugs" line? This just seems pretentious.
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
I did drugs, dropped out of school, and am now working towards my masters at 22.
Zalophus
Congrats, but that is not typical by any means.
Knukails
I know several people working on degree's that used to/do smoke. I get a kick outta seeing them high & asking them about a thesis.