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First i was like
Then i went
...and made this.
(dunno if I'm the first to realize that)
May 9, 2015 1:36 PM
Dontaskmeaskthetricycle
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(dunno if I'm the first to realize that)
IJustFuckingLoveCheese
We should make an imgur type site called like that, all filled with dad jokes.
DarthWalrus
Hi Dad, imgur
5TRETCH
yes! the meme needs this or it doesn't make sense!
LeftHandPanda
You're not the first, it's been posted in another way before. No reflection on you though
Danishlmgurian
Legen -wait for it - DADDY!
IreadtomuchDresdenFiles
*H+1gh Five*
IreallyMGur
My name really is Gur !
Dontaskmeaskthetricycle
Son?
Efreeti
MRW:![]()
thetittiekeeper
Someone got to the front page with the same thing a couple of months ago, maybe a year ago. Sorry, OP.
itworksinpracticebutdoesitworkintheory
I straight up fell out of my chair, you glorious bastard.
DancingPanther
Sebh1414
worried you were telling me "imgurdad... son."
protanopia
This deserves way more upvotes hahahaha
honeydickin
Is it wrong if I pronounce it Image-er?
ninjagaidensigma
You won't get hard jail time, but yes... it is very wrong. The correct pronunciation is ihm-gurr. (aye-m-gurr is also wrong)
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
Hello the-first-to-realize-that, I'm dad.
MyNameIsHorace
Im positive you did a gurate job!
MadJackMcJack
TheGreatLemon
This is a work of art. This is beautiful.
CatBlaster5000
imguryouregureveryoneisgur
No, you're not. :)
SanchoLibre
Brubaker. Great movie, great Robert Redford.
MariamKrienke77
Well fuck.. I never thought about it like that
Space1255
You have done part of your duty. Many people before you had done their duty, but this duty... Is yours. Complete it. Tell the most dad joke.
JeromeAlone
duckshooter
Hah....just like tomato
lextune
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif
freegiant
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure it's pronounced imgur, not imgur.
BetaWolfOcho
Just like jews can also be pronounced jews...
baronridiculous
Hey! I got that reference!
notsharingcake
Are we talking about the shaco - thingy? I'm not quite sure D:
Maniko
Him gur
LimitDoesNotExist
So like imgur and not like imgur.
freegiant
Close, it's imgur.
LimitDoesNotExist
Got it!
freegiant
Honestly shocked and a bit disappointed no one has made the dad joke, yet. I really set up an easy pitch here.
n0nsequit0rish
I actually read both pronunciations before realizing they were spelled the same.
nerdygamer47
gif or gif? data or data?
shotinthehead
it's pronounced imjif.
professorflimflam
Ya, just like it's "tomato," not "tomato."
525600minutes
No, you peasant. It's obviously pronounced imgur.
doritobandito84
It's leviOOOOSAw, not leviosauuuuw.
PepeSilviaPepeSilvia
No, that's a misconception. It's actually pronounced imgur
ninjagaidensigma
Sadly it's pronounced ihm-gurr, not aye-m-gurr.
nimbus1996
i pronounce it imgif
itsimijurnotimgurr
I have this argument quite often, as you can imagine.
freegiant
I can imgine this.
Alphajosh
I always pronounce it with a hard G like I'm gerr
LukeSkyWire
This made way too much sense.
CardboardPizzas
I pronounce it IM-JUR, or IM-GURR, depending on how I feel.
LannistersSendTheirRetards
How do you pronounce leviosa though
freegiant
It's leviosa, not leviosa, obvs.
shvangle
It's pronounced 'immature'
momiro
I'm mature
JustEngineeringPuns
Hey mature, I'm dad
nutkicked
Redneck: "What're ye doin' immature!"
lornabird
That's actually close to how I say it, but with a g instead of a t.
oneillwith2ls
Potato potato.
NijorntheblackViking
Foot
teamporkchop
Potato tomato
Nepeta33
tomato tomato
EveryCommentIs140CharactersExceptMaybeThisOne
i read this with the same pronunciation each time....
d0llface
I think it's more funny that way!
SKELETONMAAAN
IT'S IM-GURR I DON'T EVEN CARE HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PRONOUNCED
freegiant
SKELETONMAAAN
NO I WONT STOP FUCK YOU! IM-GUUUUURR!
iliketokeepitsimplestupid
When I met Alan he said imager, hesitantly. So we all corrected him and said iiiimmmmgggggguuuuurrrrr
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
As a German I second this.
SKELETONMAAAN
Was für ein seltsamer Zufall :D
Angelist
Don't you mean "Gurman"?
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
Well, it may vary. In this case the proper term would be Gurwoman. Whereas it triggers a new question: Did I go too far?
ForTheLoveOfTalosShutUpAndLetsGetThisOverWith
Yesss, thank you. Im-grr.
Kkirspel
I will promptly upvote this, sir or madam.
Clitastrophe
I pronounce it as "Image Er". You know, in my headspace. I'd never reference someone irl to this place. Not when I'm "TheNaughtyCat". XD
dro1215
Hmm but i like naughty cats. Any you :)
itsimijurnotimgurr
You would be correct.
PikachooBacca
They say that thats correct in their faq
freegiant
Smashlekins
I have friends pronounce it em-gur. I have always said it's imgur like image-er. reviewing the comments, it appears we're right! :D
MrNames
As a dyslexic it has always read as "image-er". Plus it describes the nature of the site.
Potabbage
I say imgrrr but apparently I'm wrong...
LCMcG
This is a perfectly cromulent pronunciation, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
CaveCanem
You're not wrong, you're potabbage. Did you forget? (But no really, you are wrong, potabbage.)
alucardhellsing
Are you sure? I thought it was pronounced imgur.
freegiant
That's actually how they pronounce it in Germany.
zazcallabah
is this the gif-jif thing again?
Squelchtone
I bet the same assholes who say "ehm-gurr" instead of "Imager" also say "Jiff" instead of Gif
ondeh
Yea, but it usually doesn't come up with the same intensity as gif-jif
takedatbabydatbabyaintmine
No because imgur's faq specifically says it's "image-ur". And "ehm-gurr" is fuckin dumb.
ninjagaidensigma
Not really, because every sane person knows it's pronounced GIF, like "give" but without the vowel elongation.
darthmonkey
RedgarRedbeard
don't tell me how to live my life
Voydspektre
imm-gurr
freegiant
notegbert
Drax the Destroyer would have caught that. Nothing goes over his head. He is too fast.
LRidge
then they should have put an A in there or something.
MyNamesMace
Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!
darthmonkey
Wow you got oddly excited about this.
Pornegranate
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zjrloZEb1qbqac0">_250.gif">http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zjrloZEb1qbqac0o1_250.gif http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zjrloZEb1qbqac0o2_250.gif
randawg
*Dramatic spinning*
itsimijurnotimgurr
I def need to have this in my archive, thank u.
Alicecold
So it's not pronounced eemm-gurr?
freegiant
Could be... but we'll never know... OR WILL WE??
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
And gif is pronounced "jif", right?
freegiant
VladThePoker
oooh you're one of those jif fuckers aren't you?
freegiant
TheWorstPirateYouHaveEverHeardOf
i say image-er, but i will always fucking say it as GIF!
themintypigeon
This is funny, but unfortunately, you are not the first to realize. I remember seeing a similar post a while ago.
simpleton318
I like how a while on here is a couple months.
PlutoForPresident2016
You're right. If nothing else, it comes and goes, and this OP is only the latest to bear the mantle.
Nevv
@justpuns is correct!
ThisIsGod
You win Dad of the Day. Your trophy is that no children will talk to you and you can take a whiskey bath.
CaptainCanada1984
I need to win this prize. Can I also stipulate that I can see no pink on this day?
psykalag
We should get op a tie
Mechlai
lol dad of the day on mothers day
CarsonAdamaitis
That sounds painful, in places
ThisIsGod
That means you aren't a dedicated drunk.
Arcanicautumn
Whiskey bath +1
Rich2600
My entire reasoning for promoting and loving dad jokes is because children will NOT talk to me. Bliss in school play's and sports games.
Blastergv9
Serapls make dad of the day a trophy
ThisIsGod
@serapls filthy casual
derpit98
Try dad of the forever.
NotDeadYet
@sarah can we get him a real Imgur trophy?
lucillethelooseseal
Margarita Pool>
beyondomega
I feel like @sara should make a special dad trophy just for OP
ThisIsGod
I wish. But thats a lot of math to algormithically track...if that's even a word.
Isbjorn72
I am female and I want to be dad of the day....
ThisIsGod
You can be my dad any day...wait...that came out wrong.
OhLookTheMoon
New life goal: Imgur dad of the day.
TheSSMorgan2015
New life goal: whiskey bath
NotSoDarkKnight
@sarah, really this time, pls? Make an award
captainsanchez
@seraplz
SuckItBlue
@sarah plz. Seriously, this would be completely badass to reward your fanbase.
SmittyTheTruckDriver
@sarah plz... Father's day is coming up soon. This request and the timing... a bit more than coincidence!!!
bossmode
New Life Goal: Whisky bath.
OhLookTheMoon
Only if you're Irish.
bossmode
what if im just dirty. but not like, irish dirty. just the normal amount of dirty?
Satinsball
@Sarah please make this a trophy for amazing dad jokes!
DapperEpiphany
@saharapls @sierrapls @sulupls
Cragnock
@sera PLEASE!
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
Would anyone be so nice to explain me that pun which I don't understand with all the will in the world? I fell stupid...
ThisIsGod
The joke OP was making?
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
Yes mate...I couldn't figure it out....
ThisIsGod
It's like the joke "I'm hungry." Nice to meet you hungry! I'm Dad.
Ifavouriteallthecatstuff
Oh....OOOOOH...ok *slowpoke*
iwanttohugasloth
Me too. I'm so confused!
manofchemistry
Pronounce the im" part in imgur like you would "I'm". c:
iwanttohugasloth
Ahhh! Thank you!! I need to brush up on my dad jokes!
manofchemistry
Hehe, no problem. ^^;
HentaiSensai
I'm gur like "I'm hungry" hi hungry, I'm dad"...
Lockerkid
Note: do not actually bath in whiskey. It burns.
pangyre
There’s really no wrong way to use a whiskey bath.
Godsoftheodds
I've sat in a hot tub with a whole bottle of whiskey poured in... you get very drunk, very quickly. Need friends to stop you from drowning.
DrKriegersClone
Were you drinking as well? I didn't think it was possible to absorb alcohol through the skin.
MnemonicMonkeys
IT BURNS US, PRECIOUS! IT BURNS US!
GBWI
Story please
Lockerkid
Common sense, of lack there of
ThisIsGod
Only at first...once you put your head under a few times, it starts to feel better
samwellsamson
Umm ... Which head
TerraDactyl89
Why not both? .............Because the lower one would probably burn like hell.
ThisIsGod
This is one of those "figure it out on your own" type of deals.
Danishlmgurian
All hail @sarah, it has been done! @Dontaskmeaskthetricycle has done it! She has deduced the hidden message in your ancient name and logo!
arealapple
Well, I mean, Alan Schaaf made Imgur, @somalia is just the CEO or something.
McBook
PR manager I believe
JelleGaming
@Sarah has the prophecy been for filled?
DocMantisToboggan
This made me chortle.
FishingForConversation
The fact that you said chortle made me chuckle.
freenbeen
I exhaled slightly more air through my nose.
deflationary
"for filled" lol
Cholf
*fulfilled.
JelleGaming
non native speaker sorry i disappointed you senpai
Cholf
where yah from?
JelleGaming
The Netherlands
Ghamp
Inb4 imgur is pronounced imager.
IAmGreco
Why cant youbjust jave fun :(
ImgurMontoya
Because Youbjust Jave is too dense to be fun. He should really relax a little and unwind.
IAmGreco
In my deffence, that was sent from a phone and im 6'5, got pretty big hands. So kindly, fuck yo self biatch
lilmonkie
Imager, image-er, im-gur but definitely not I'm-gur.
ASongOfPissAndFarts
It's pronounced "imgur."
BryanScaggs
Inb4 who cares?
Ghamp
Inb4 Inb5 Inb7....etc.
AncientTerror
As a german, imgur is pronounced imgur.
bpbpbpbp
Not so sure about that, but I don't say it "I'm-gur."
FirestarterAZ
Since I only type imgur, how do I say it?
nothungrygames
I totally agree, 'image-er'
BroWhite
don't know why you're getting downvoted, it is pronounced as Imager. It's in their about page
quitjerkingoff
Along with GEEEEEEEF and JAAAAAAAYPEEEEEGGGEEEEEEE
YourWaifuIsTrash
Same deal as with .gif, the creator says it's one thing, but the masses and common sense say it's another
BroWhite
yeah, well, the difference being that one told us straight up when it was created, and the other waited until cults formed
themountainmanway
Imadad!
IAmEpicWin
Mario!
DiversifyYourSalmon
hi dad!
doufancyapickle
I had his shoelaces
PandaTrappedInABambooCage
MOOSEY FATE!!!!
MOTHERFUCKINGKHORNE
MY WALNUTS!
thisIsTheShortestUsernameEverCreatedInTheHistoryOfTheEarth
Meet Gur. It's pronounced Jur like gif
DiversifyYourSalmon
bye son!
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
Doom!
dagg3r
Yay we're doomed
essenceofpink
D'aaaawwww
Meowl
I miss my cupcake :(
dagg3r
I loveded u PIGGIE I lovveded u
jayxero
Time to make waffles!!!
Moonmoonn
YEEEEE I LOVEEE HIM!!
norsecelt
Why is there bacon in the soap!
MrPredator
memyselfandmeow
He's so cute!!
RetConMan
livingdeadxxgirl
To make room for the tu-naa
ImmaPsychoLogist
I tried quoting Gur today to a friend to give an example of his frivolity, and this is all I could remember O.O
JoFitz
I...I don't get it.
zeeshanjafri
The United States of America became independent from Britain on July 4, 1776, after a conflict now known as the American Revolution.
Sarkrast
Imgur is named after invader zims teddy bear/lieutenant gur.
Nebo115
I am gur I'm gur. Imgur
Luluchan8
This clarified nothing for me.
Nebo115
seriously? http://cdn.meme.am/instances/58657725.jpg "Dad I am hungry" "Hi hungry´, I am dad" Here: "Imgur" = Im gur / Imdad
5TRETCH
But- no one said "hey dad imgur"